THE WEDDING POLICE

PENNY and JIM
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🚨💍 The Wedding Police is on patrol! Hosted by Penny & Jim, this comedy podcast takes a tongue-in-cheek look at wedding etiquette and the many crimes committed in the name of love. From dress code disasters and plus-one violations to speech misconduct and dance floor offenses, no faux pas is too small to escape the law. Each episode, Penny and Jim investigate real-world wedding situations, issue citations, deliver stern warnings, and—when necessary—make full arrests, all while serving up lighthearted jabs and plenty of laughs.

  1. Episode 19 - The DJ !

    12h ago

    Episode 19 - The DJ !

    In this episode of The Wedding Police Podcast, Penny and Jim are joined by special guest and sponsor Ryan Gorey from RGML Entertainment to talk all things wedding DJs. Ryan shares hilarious and memorable stories from the DJ booth, including unexpected song requests, dance floor disasters, and the moments that turned receptions into unforgettable parties. The crew also discusses what couples should look for in a wedding DJ, how to avoid common music mistakes, and why the right entertainment can make or break your wedding day. Tune in for laughs, expert advice, and plenty of wedding reception drama! 💃🕺🎶

    23 min
  2. Episode 18 Wedding Cake Toppers

    May 29

    Episode 18 Wedding Cake Toppers

    🚨🎂 Episode 18 of The Wedding Police Podcast is serving up a sweet dose of wedding cake controversy! Penny and Jim take a bite out of the wild world of wedding cake toppers—from elegant and timeless to downright questionable. Is that bride dragging the groom by a fishing pole still funny? Should superhero figurines be standing on your five-tier masterpiece? And how many hobbies can you cram onto one tiny cake topper before it becomes a crime against confectionery? Join the Wedding Police as they investigate the tackiest toppers, celebrate the creative ones, and determine which cake decorations deserve a citation. Grab a fork—this episode is layered with laughs!

    24 min
  3. Episode 17 - Wedding Cakes

    May 22

    Episode 17 - Wedding Cakes

    🚨🎂 This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim are taking on one of the sweetest — and most stressful — parts of wedding planning: the cake! From towering Pinterest masterpieces that wobble in the summer heat to couples arguing over buttercream versus fondant like it’s a courtroom trial, nothing is off limits. The duo dives into cake disasters, tasting temptations, topper trends, and the age-old question: is smashing cake in your partner’s face romantic… or a misdemeanor? Grab a fork and tune in for frosting-fueled laughs and wedding cake chaos!

    30 min
  4. Episode 16- Decoding Wedding Dress Codes

    May 15

    Episode 16- Decoding Wedding Dress Codes

    🚨💍 This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim are laying down the law on wedding dress codes! From black tie confusion and cocktail attire crimes to guests who somehow interpret “formal” as “flip-flops welcome,” the duo breaks down the dos, don’ts, and fashion felonies that can make or break a wedding day. Expect hilarious hot takes, etiquette citations, and plenty of laughs as they help couples and guests decode what to wear — and what should never see the dance floor.

    26 min
  5. EPSIODE 15 - PETS AT WEDDINGS

    May 7

    EPSIODE 15 - PETS AT WEDDINGS

    This week, Penny and Jim investigate the furry frontier of modern weddings in this hilarious episode of The Wedding Police. Should your dog be the ring bearer? Should a Falcon attend cocktail hour? And who’s responsible when Grandma gets tackled by an overexcited golden retriever? Special guest Mary — professional dog handler and self-proclaimed “canine canoodler” — shares her advice, and how to tell if your chihuahua is emotionally prepared for a first dance. Chaos, barking, and suspiciously wet noses guaranteed.

    35 min
  6. Episode 14 - Kids at Weddings

    May 1

    Episode 14 - Kids at Weddings

    This episode of Wedding Police , Penny and Jim tackle the age-old question: should kids be invited to weddings, or politely left with a babysitter and a juice box? The hosts debate the pros (tiny suits, adorable dance moves) versus the cons (sticky fingers, mid-ceremony meltdowns), and share survival tips for couples brave enough to say “yes” to kids. The verdict? Kids can be cute, chaotic, and completely unpredictable—so plan accordingly… and maybe hide the cake. 🚨💍

    23 min
  7. Episode 13 - GAMEIFY YOUR WEDDING

    Apr 24

    Episode 13 - GAMEIFY YOUR WEDDING

    In this episode of The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim tackle one of the most debated reception topics: games at your wedding. Are they a fun icebreaker or a total vibe-killer? The duo shares real stories, dos and don’ts, and their favorite ways to get guests involved without forcing awkward moments. Plus, they introduce a new sponsor, www.myweddingtrivia.com, a simple and customizable way to bring personalized trivia to your big day. Whether you’re team “dance floor only” or love a little friendly competition, this episode has something for every couple planning their celebration.

    33 min
  8. Episode 12 Dry Weddings

    Apr 17

    Episode 12 Dry Weddings

    On this episode of Wedding Police, Penny and Jim answer a call from James, a 22-year-old recent grad who’s discovering that marriage negotiations start way before the vows. His fiancée wants a totally dry wedding—think sparkling cider and zero regrets—while James is picturing something a little more… fermented. As the debate bubbles over, Penny and Jim play referee, unpacking everything from family expectations to dance floor courage, and whether love can truly survive without an open bar. Spoiler: things get spirited, even if the wedding might not be.

    21 min
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🚨💍 The Wedding Police is on patrol! Hosted by Penny & Jim, this comedy podcast takes a tongue-in-cheek look at wedding etiquette and the many crimes committed in the name of love. From dress code disasters and plus-one violations to speech misconduct and dance floor offenses, no faux pas is too small to escape the law. Each episode, Penny and Jim investigate real-world wedding situations, issue citations, deliver stern warnings, and—when necessary—make full arrests, all while serving up lighthearted jabs and plenty of laughs.

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  • Creator
    PENNY and JIM
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © PENNY and JIM
  • Show Website
    THE WEDDING POLICE

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