Sweep the Pod, Johnny! A Cobra Kai recap podcast

AR, TJ, JP
  • 4.0 (4)
  • TV & Film

The best (Cobra Kai recap) podcast around! Nothin's gonna ever keep us down. Two friends recap the martial arts comedy TV show Cobra Kai to a third friend who has never, and will never, watch the martial arts comedy TV show Cobra Kai.

Episodes

  1. STPJ Gaiden: The Karate Kid

    May 26 ·  Bonus

    STPJ Gaiden: The Karate Kid

    The STPJ team hops into the Miyagi-Dolorean to visit the Regional Karate Tournament that started at all...

    1h 42m
  2. STPJ Gaiden: Sidekicks

    May 19 ·  Bonus

    STPJ Gaiden: Sidekicks

    For our first foray into the Karate Cinematic Universe, the team has Karate Kid at home, so quit complaining! And home is Houston, Texas, The Birthplace of Humidity. The late great Jonathan Brandis battles the twin demons of maladaptive daydreaming and oxygen deprivation to achieve karate glory under the guidance of Mister Mako-yagi-san. With hot-for-teacher Beau Bridges, hot-for-schub Julian Nixon, Winny from the Wonder Years, and a truly unhinged Joe Piscopo and Richard Moll one-two-punch (I don't think I’m forgetting anyone), this film makes you really believe that the early 90’s were the peak 90’s in a very mid martial arts children's classic!

    2h 19m
  3. We Were Karate, You and I

    Apr 14

    We Were Karate, You and I

    The season one finale has it all. Booze! Drugs! Pornography! Poor sportsmanship! Woke mind virus! Three-point kicks, one-point kicks! Kicks that don't count! Karate! Not-Karate! Who will win enough arbitrary points to take home the All Valley House Cup and be declared Karate Prefect? You don't know? This show came out in 2018...

    1h 32m
  4. Misunderstanding Triangle

    Apr 7

    Misunderstanding Triangle

    They’re not so different, Daniel and Johnny. By the end of this episode they become even more not as different than they previously weren’t. TTB: 16:59 Bully Rating: 2.5

    1h 10m
  5. Rocky Babies

    Mar 31

    Rocky Babies

    Two dojos, both unalike in dignity (one boils hot pockets, the other buys potato salad), In fair Reseda where we lay our scene. In episode 8 we watch both dojos get some nature-based karate training involving trees and viral infections, while Daniel experiences the brutal nightmare of having a family. Also Ashley doesn't know who the good guy in Karate Kid was. Our hosts also discuss Karate Kid’s spiritual prequel, Rocky (1976), aka Karate Kid Zero. Body Count: 1 Pontiac Firebird, and also Hawk, probably (look, we want to be optimistic but let's face it, he's a dead bird walking) TTB: 0.09!!! Bully Rating: 3 (they signed a waiver)

    1h 15m
  6. Seasoned with Bonsai

    Mar 24

    Seasoned with Bonsai

    It's a real after-school-special of an episode when Mister Lawrence takes his stinky briefcase to learn how a karate bill becomes a karate law. Robbie the Beautiful Karate Baby learns a tough lesson about peer pressure, and Sam gets violent with Miguel down at the Golf N’ All-O-That or whatever it's called. Time to Beers (TTB): 04:11 Bully Rating: 0.5/5

    57 min
  7. Karate Lonely

    Mar 17

    Karate Lonely

    Anyone want to do some karate? Karate anyone? Anyone? Karate? Hey, who's up for some karate? Karate train, leaving the station (choo choo). Hey, karate time, first round is on me! Hey, did I hear you say karate? No? Karate people in the house raise those hands! Karate? With me? Anyone? Karate. Time to Beers (TTB): 18:44 Bully Rating: 3.5 out of 5

    1h 17m
  8. Bonsai Sausage

    Mar 10

    Bonsai Sausage

    Danny Larusso's NIMBY phase. Time to Beers (TTB): N/A Bully Rating: 1.75 out of 5

    1h 28m
  9. The Billboard

    Mar 3

    The Billboard

    Cobra Kai almost dies. Time to Beers (TTB): 2:20 Bully Rating: 2 out of 5

    1h 26m
  10. Expired Headbands

    Feb 24

    Expired Headbands

    Kicks get chicks. Time to Beers (TTB): 8:37 Bully Rating: 4.5 out of 5

    1h 15m
  11. Karate Finds a Way

    Feb 17

    Karate Finds a Way

    In the strip mall, where dreams come true and anything, ANYTHING is possible, Johnny begins to mold impressionable young Miguel into a warrior. Also Danny demonstrates the art of Bougie-do. Covers season 1, episode 2, "Strike First." Time to Beers (TTB): Bully Rating: 1.5 out of 5

    1h 10m
  12. Hand Pizza

    Feb 10

    Hand Pizza

    Karate is the most powerful force in the universe. But does it have the power to ruin one man's life? We join Johnny Lawrence as he starts his karate redemption journey by fighting some children. Covers season 1 episode 1, "Ace Degenerate." Time to Beers (TTB): 2:38 Bully Rating: 2 out of 5

    58 min
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The best (Cobra Kai recap) podcast around! Nothin's gonna ever keep us down. Two friends recap the martial arts comedy TV show Cobra Kai to a third friend who has never, and will never, watch the martial arts comedy TV show Cobra Kai.

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