No Clue Movie Reviews

No Clue Movie Reviews
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Jay and Malcolm are back with a fresh take on cinema. From timeless classics to the latest blockbusters (and everything in between), we deliver honest, no-holds-barred reviews packed with humor, hot takes, and the unfiltered banter you loved before. Whether it's dissecting hidden gems, roasting flops, or debating what makes a film iconic, join us for movie talk that doesn't pull punches. New episodes drop every Tuesday – subscribe now!

  1. 18h ago

    Ep 32 - The Gate (1987)

    Grab your heavy metal records and check your backyard... there’s a portal to Hell in the yard! 🎸 👿 This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are digging into Tibor Takács’ 1987 cult classic The Gate starring a young Stephen Dorff! Before modern PG-13 horror played it safe, this 80s nightmare machine served up terrifying stop-motion minions, eye-in-the-hand body horror, demonic backmasking, and a giant multi-limbed demon lord—all inside a suburban house. We break down Randall William Cook’s incredible practical visual effects, the nostalgic kid-adventure vibe, and whether this gateway horror flick still delivers real nightmare fuel. Play the record backward, grab an album sleeve, and hang out with us for another review! #TheGate #MovieReview #NoClueMovieReviews #80sHorror #PracticalEffects #CultClassic #StephenDorff #GatewayHorror #BMovies #RetroHorror Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    Ep 32 - The Gate (1987)

  2. 1d ago

    MTV's The Head S1 E5: No Clue Oddities Review

    This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are trading in the silver screen for a Sony Trinitron as they return to their new segment: No Clue Oddities! We are shifting gears from feature films to kick off an episode-by-episode breakdown of a legendary, forgotten piece of 1990s television history. Created by Eric Fogel, this underrated, giant-skulled 90s animation legend follows Jim, an ordinary guy who discovers an alien named Roy living inside his enlarged skull—and they’ve got to save humanity from an alien invasion! We break down every bizarre plot twist, nostalgic 90s animation detail, and hilarious moment in this episode. Binge the full series playlist on our channel, grab a drink, and hang out with us! #TheHead #LiquidTelevision #MTVAnimation #NoClueMovieReviews #90sNostalgia #RetroCartoons #AnimatedSeries #CultClassic #90sMTV #CartoonReview Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    MTV's The Head S1 E5: No Clue Oddities Review

  3. Sep 29

    Ep 31 - Street Fighter (1994) with The Gray's Taproom Podcast

    Grab your quarters, fuel up on soda, and let's head down to the arcade! 🕹️ This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are slipping into 1994 to tackle Steven E. de Souza’s wild video game adaptation: Street Fighter! Driven by Jean-Claude Van Damme’s epic Guile speech, Raul Julia’s brilliant final performance as General M. Bison ("For me, it was Tuesday"), and a bloated roster of classic fighters, this film is pure mid-90s camp chaos. We break down the behind-the-scenes production madness, the explosive action set pieces, and whether this nostalgic mess holds up as a "so bad it's good" arcade classic. Change the channel, load up on Bison Dollars, and hang out with us for another review! #StreetFighter #MovieReview #NoClueMovieReviews #RaulJulia #JCVD #90sMovies #VideoGameMovies #CultClassic #BMovie #90sNostalgia #ArcadeGames Follow "The Gray's Taproom Podcast" on Twitter/X ⁠@graystaproompod⁠ and make sure to subscribe to their YouTube at ⁠@graystaproompodcast⁠ Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    Ep 31 - Street Fighter (1994) with The Gray's Taproom Podcast

  4. Sep 25

    MTV's The Maxx E4: No Clue Oddities Review

    This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are tuning back into the Sony Trinitron for another chapter of No Clue Oddities! We are diving into Sam Kieth's mind-bending 1995 MTV series, The Maxx. We break down of one of the darkest, most stylistic animated shows to ever hit cable television. Join us as we meet a purple-suited homeless hero living in a cardboard box who constantly shifts between the gritty reality of the city streets and a surreal, prehistoric subconscious world called "The Outback". From bailing out of jail to fighting bizarre, toothy little creatures known as the Isz, we dissect how this cult-classic comic book adaptation pushed 90s animation way past its limits. Grab a cold drink, flip the channel to 1995, and join us for the breakdown! #themaxx #90sAnimation #mtv #nowcluemoviereview#cultclassic #90sNostalgia #oddities Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    MTV's The Maxx E4: No Clue Oddities Review

  5. Sep 21

    Ep 30 - Time Bandits (1981)

    Watch out for Supreme Being! 🗺️ ⏳ This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are stepping through a portal in the bedroom wall to review Terry Gilliam’s 1981 surreal fantasy masterpiece: Time Bandits! Written alongside Monty Python alum Michael Palin, this movie mixes time travel, dwarf thieves, Sean Connery as Agamemnon, and one of the darkest, most jaw-dropping endings in 80s cinema history. We break down Gilliam's signature visual chaos, the incredible practical sets, the hilarious absurdity, and whether this bizarre fever dream still holds up today. Pack your map, dodge the Evil One, and hang out with us for another review! #TimeBandits #MovieReview #NoClueMovieReviews #TerryGilliam #MontyPython #80sMovies #CultClassic #FantasyMovies #TimeTravel #RetroMovies Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    Ep 30 - Time Bandits (1981)

  6. Sep 21

    MTV's The Head S1 E4: No Clue Oddities Review

    This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are trading in the silver screen for a Sony Trinitron as they return to their new segment: No Clue Oddities! We are shifting gears from feature films to kick off an episode-by-episode breakdown of a legendary, forgotten piece of 1990s television history. Created by Eric Fogel, this underrated, giant-skulled 90s animation legend follows Jim, an ordinary guy who discovers an alien named Roy living inside his enlarged skull—and they’ve got to save humanity from an alien invasion! We break down every bizarre plot twist, nostalgic 90s animation detail, and hilarious moment in this episode.Binge the full series playlist on our channel, grab a drink, and hang out with us! #TheHead #LiquidTelevision #MTVAnimation #NoClueMovieReviews #90sNostalgia #RetroCartoons #AnimatedSeries #CultClassic #90sMTV #CartoonReview Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    MTV's The Head S1 E4: No Clue Oddities Review

  7. Sep 14

    Ep 29 - The Machine (2023) with The All Apologies Podcast

    Back when we were in our 40s, Malcolm, Jay, and Trucker Andy  @StaySorry  sat down to review a movie about getting mixed up with the Russian Mafia... and this is how it happened! 🍺 💥 This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, we’re diving into Bert Kreischer’s 2023 action-comedy The Machine, co-starring Mark Hamill. We break down the transition from viral stand-up routine to full-blown Hollywood action flick, the shirtless chaos, the father-son dynamics, and whether this wild Russian adventure lands its punchlines. Grab a cold beverage, leave your shirt at the door, and hang out with us for another review! #TheMachine #BertKreischer #MovieReview #NoClueMovieReviews #MarkHamill #ActionComedy #TruckerAndy #ComedyReview #RussianMafia #TheMachineMovie Follow "All Apologies Podcast" on Twitter/X @TruckerAndy12 and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at @StaySorry Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    Ep 29 - The Machine (2023) with The All Apologies Podcast

  8. Sep 7

    Ep 28 - Flash Gordon (1980)

    FLASH! ⚡ SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE! This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are flying to Mongo to tackle Dino De Laurentiis’ neon-drenched, synth-fueled 1980 cult masterpiece: Flash Gordon! From Queen’s legendary rock soundtrack and Ming the Merciless to flying Hawkmen and pure 80s camp aesthetic, this movie is an absolute fantasy fever dream. We break down the outrageous costumes, the iconic one-liners, the football-style laser fights, and whether this space opera holds up as one of the greatest cult classics of all time. Grab your hawk wings, crank up the Queen, and hang out with us as we review the ultimate 80s sci-fi fantasy extravaganza! #FlashGordon #MovieReview #NoClueMovieReviews #Queen #80sMovies #CultClassic #SciFiFantasy #MingTheMerciless #RetroMovies #80sNostalgia Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    Ep 28 - Flash Gordon (1980)
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Jay and Malcolm are back with a fresh take on cinema. From timeless classics to the latest blockbusters (and everything in between), we deliver honest, no-holds-barred reviews packed with humor, hot takes, and the unfiltered banter you loved before. Whether it's dissecting hidden gems, roasting flops, or debating what makes a film iconic, join us for movie talk that doesn't pull punches. New episodes drop every Tuesday – subscribe now!

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    No Clue Movie Reviews
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    2026
  • Episodes
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