No Clue Movie Reviews

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Jay and Malcolm are back with a fresh take on cinema. From timeless classics to the latest blockbusters (and everything in between), we deliver honest, no-holds-barred reviews packed with humor, hot takes, and the unfiltered banter you loved before. Whether it's dissecting hidden gems, roasting flops, or debating what makes a film iconic, join us for movie talk that doesn't pull punches. New episodes drop every Tuesday – subscribe now!

  1. Ep 17 - Masters of the Universe (1987)

    5d ago

    Ep 17 - Masters of the Universe (1987)

    We have the Power... to shamelessly review a movie of the same IP that's currently hitting theaters! Hey, look, the corporate synergy was right there, and we aren't above taking advantage of a cosmic coincidence.In this episode, Jay and Malcolm are hopping into the theater to dissect Cannon Films' infamous 1987 live-action gamble: Masters of the Universe. From an oiled-up Dolph Lundgren wandering around an 80s electronics store to Skeletor acting his absolute ribs off on a single soundstage, this movie is a magnificent creature of its time.Did Cannon actually have a finished script, or did two producers just buy a toy line and wing the entire pre-production phase over a five-minute lunch? We’re breaking down the budget-stretching visual effects and the absolute absurdity of bringing Eternia to Earth. Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    1h 11m
  2. Ep 16 - High Spirits (1988)

    May 26

    Ep 16 - High Spirits (1988)

    What happens when you mix Peter O'Toole acting for the absolute back row, a genuinely massive castle set, a bit of classic Irish "skelping," and a movie that can't decide if it's a gothic romance or a slapstick comedy? You get Neil Jordan's 1988 supernatural anomaly: High Spirits.For this trip to the haunted hills of Ireland, Jay and I are joined by a very special guest—Teresa from the "And Now You Know" Podcast! Together, we dive deep into the chaotic production style, the theatrical energy, and the bizarre line this movie walks between genuine romance and ghost infatuation.Does the massive scale of the production hold up, or does the script collapse under its own weight? We’re breaking down the sets, the slang, and the overall vibes to see if this flick is a hidden nostalgic masterpiece or just a beautiful, messy disaster. Drop your thoughts in the comments, check out Teresa's channel, and let us know: Have you actually seen this one, or did it slip completely under your radar?#HighSpirits #80sMovies #CultCinema #MovieReview #RetroFilms #PeterOToole Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    1h 1m
  3. Ep 15 - Galaxy Quest (1999)

    May 19

    Ep 15 - Galaxy Quest (1999)

    Never Give Up, Never Surrender! 🚀 This week, we are boarding the NSEA Protector to review the ultimate 90s sci-fi comedy masterpiece: Galaxy Quest (1999).Is it just a brilliant Star Trek parody, or is it secretly one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made? From Alan Rickman’s iconic, soul-crushed delivery of "By Grabthar's Hammer..." to Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, and Sam Rockwell perfectly nailing the sci-fi tropes, we breakdown why this cult classic has absolutely never aged. Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    1h 19m
  4. Ep 14 - Mortal Kombat Annihilation (1997)

    May 12

    Ep 14 - Mortal Kombat Annihilation (1997)

    In This one, the guys breakdown the sequel to Mortal Kombat....Mortal Kombat Annihilation.Mortal Kombat Annihilation is the sequel that makes the first Mortal Kombat movie look like a cinematic masterpiece.We’re talking terrible CGI, wooden acting, awful dialogue, and some of the most hilarious fight scenes ever put on film. This is peak 90s video game movie garbage… and we had way too much fun watching it.Zero expertise. Maximum opinions. Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    1h 4m
  5. Ep 13 - Born in East LA (1987)

    May 5

    Ep 13 - Born in East LA (1987)

    In this episode, we breakdown the 1987 comedy "Born in East LA". Join us as we breakdown this ultimate “wrong place, wrong time” comedy.Cheech Marin stars as a Mexican-American who gets deported to Tijuana by mistake, even though he was born in East L.A. Now he has to figure out how to get back across the border while dodging immigration, learning how to be “Mexican,” and dealing with all kinds of chaos.We break down the classic 80s humor, the social commentary, the memorable characters, and whether this cult comedy still holds up today.Zero expertise. Maximum opinions.What did you think of Born in East L.A.? Still funny or way too dated? Let us know in the comments! Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

    53 min
  6. Ep 12 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (1988)

    Apr 28

    Ep 12 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (1988)

    Michael Jackson’s 1988 fever dream of a movie is basically a bunch of music videos duct-taped together with a half-baked plot about fighting a drug kingpin with dance powers, car transformations, and Mecha MJ.We break down the insane practical effects, the ego trip moments, the Smooth Criminal segment, and why this movie is equal parts ridiculous and strangely entertaining for MJ fans.New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness! Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

    50 min
  7. Ep 11 - A Halloween Feast (2024)

    Apr 21

    Ep 11 - A Halloween Feast (2024)

    We sat down for A Halloween Feast — a low-budget horror-comedy about a dysfunctional family whose Halloween dinner spirals into absolute chaos, madness, and dark secrets.This one blends gore, black humor, and wild family drama in ways you won’t see coming. We break down the practical effects, the escalating insanity, and whether this overlooked indie gem is worth your time. New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness! Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

    1h 21m
  8. Ep 10 - Meet the Hollowheads (1987)

    Apr 14

    Ep 10 - Meet the Hollowheads (1987)

    Special guest Cayley (Lucy Tightbox) from  @OnceOverwithCayley  joins us for the wildest one yet!Meet the Hollowheads is the grossest, weirdest 80s movie you'll probably be glad you watched.It feels like a twisted 1950s sitcom from hell — living tentacle appliances, disgusting dinner scenes, and a sleazy boss who makes everything ten times worse.We break down the bizarre practical effects, the dark satire, and why this forgotten cult oddity is so strangely entertaining.Zero expertise. Maximum chaos. Follow Cayley on Twitter/X ⁠@OnceOverCayley and make sure to subscribe to their YouTube at ⁠@OnceOverwithCayley New reviews drop weekly — subscribe & smash the bell so you never miss the madness! Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners.

    1h 4m
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Jay and Malcolm are back with a fresh take on cinema. From timeless classics to the latest blockbusters (and everything in between), we deliver honest, no-holds-barred reviews packed with humor, hot takes, and the unfiltered banter you loved before. Whether it's dissecting hidden gems, roasting flops, or debating what makes a film iconic, join us for movie talk that doesn't pull punches. New episodes drop every Tuesday – subscribe now!

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