The Panic Table | Cinematic Horror TTRPG & Actual Play

The Panic Table

Cinematic horror. Unsettling comedy. High-fidelity TTRPG actual play. The end is nigh. We’re just rolling for it.

Episodes

  1. How's My Driving? | The Daggerheart Horror Hack

    FEB 10

    How's My Driving? | The Daggerheart Horror Hack

    Two-time Olympic Medalist Laurie Hernandez joins TPT for a Daggerheart horror one-shot. A nostalgia-fueled road trip turns into a fight for survival when three friends are stalked by a relentless killer in a white van in 2003 Oklahoma. Watch it on YouTube Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thepanictable Join the Discord Community: https://discord.gg/eHVcFC52B4 Buckle up for "HOW'S MY DRIVING?", a gritty horror hack of the Daggerheart system by DNGN Club Games. Set against the rain-slicked backdrop of early 2000s Oklahoma, three friends—The Group Mom, The Loverboy, and The Baddie—find themselves stalked by a relentless killer on the Cimarron Scenic Byway. What starts as a bonding trip to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers quickly devolves into a Thelma & Louise meets Slasher-Horror nightmare. Featuring high-stakes vehicle combat, improvised office-furniture weaponry, and a terrifying villain sporting a shopping bag as an impossible mask. Get your own copy of HOW'S MY DRIVING? Daggerheart is the sensational new TTRPG system by Darrington Press. -- THE CAST Jude (The Baddie): Laurie Hernandez https://www.instagram.com/lauriehernandez Daphne (The Group Mom): Anne Monteverdi https://www.instagram.com/gnome_anne/ Emma (The Loverboy): Gina Susanna https://www.instagram.com/ohheyitsgina_/ Game Master: Cameron Danger Strittmatter The Voice: Jack Panic -- CONTENT WARNINGS // SPOILERS AHEAD: Animal Distress * Vehicular Collision with Wildlife: Detailed description of a deer being struck by a truck. * Graphic Animal Injury: Depiction of an injured animal struggling to stand, with descriptions of broken limbs and jaw injuries. Violence & Gore * Gun Violence: Characters discharge firearms at multiple human targets, including a police officer and a civilian gas station attendant. * Graphic Physical Injury: Descriptions of broken bones, tearing skin, and blunt force trauma. * Stabbing/Impaling: A character is stabbed in the neck with a jagged object. * Asphyxiation Imagery: A character wraps a plastic bag around a victim's head, and the antagonist wears a plastic bag taped over their head. * Bludgeoning: Use of a tire iron and heavy furniture to beat individuals, resulting in death or severe injury. Horror & Psychological Themes * Stalking: Persistent pursuit by an unknown assailant in a van. * Kidnapping Implications: Overt visual references to abduction tropes. * Gaslighting: Characters are arrested and interrogated while authorities dismiss their pleas for help. Vehicular Trauma * Car Crash: A vehicle flips and rolls with passengers inside. * Reckless Driving: High-speed pursuit and dangerous driving maneuvers. Specific Phobias * Police Death/Violence: Murder of multiple police officers and violence enacted against law enforcement. * Fire/Explosions: Vehicles and buildings bursting into flames. * Eye Trauma: Attempted gouging of eyes. About The Panic Table: A cinematic actual play podcast blending horror comedy, sci-fi dread, and high-fidelity sound design. We produce immersive tabletop roleplay stories using systems like Daggerheart, Mothership, and so many other games that are not D&D. If you enjoy audio drama or narrative fiction, welcome to the table. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-panic-table/donations

    1h 54m

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Cinematic horror. Unsettling comedy. High-fidelity TTRPG actual play. The end is nigh. We’re just rolling for it.