Eldest Daughter Podcast

Eldest Daughter Podcast

The podcast for weird girls all grown up Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: @bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast New episodes every Monday!

  1. 4d ago

    WHY DOES MY BIRTH CHART SAY I'M PREGNANT?? (SAGITTARIUS READING)

    Hey Daughters! ✨ I have a very very cool episode for you this week, just in time for the Sag Moon! My first virtual guest, Kaitlyn, gives me a live reading of my birth chart. And girl I’m a Sagittarius, so you knowww I was eating up every word. If you’ve ever been curious about Astrology and want to dip your toes in, this is episode for you. But honestly, even if you’re already super deep, it’s also the episode for you. It’s like if your fav pop culture girly and most knowledgeable spiritual baddie had a baby. Enjoy and manifest queens! 🙏🏻 Reach out to Kaitlyn to work with her: thesolarsage@outlook.com Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/

    1h 42m

  2. May 25

    I PEED IN MAYA ANGELOU'S MEMORIAL CLASS | MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES

    Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine). I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy! Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIpzn46jeI Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2 0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector) 3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong 8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry) 16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target. 21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional 23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery) 24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text 27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall 30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her) 32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later. 34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93 39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma" 41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went 44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up 47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen) 52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It) 1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show 1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time

    1h 16m

  3. May 18

    READING YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD STORIES

    Hey Daughters! ✨ Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!! Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeQFCeVTYc Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ Chapters 0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod 2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals? 5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world 8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college 10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide 13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French 17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore) 21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest... 22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college 25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus 27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories 28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together 31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub 33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin) 38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall 41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub 46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas 48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral 54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe 1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked 1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)

    1h 3m

  4. May 11

    WHO WON MET GALA 2026 FASHION? (STYLIST REACTS)

    Hey daughters!! 💖 On this episode, we SLAY OR NAY the most talked about Met Gala 2026 looks. Our guest this week, Kassi Reyna, an NYC-based stylist + consultant, breaks down everything from Met Gala theme to dress code, because they are 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 the same thing. As always, enjoy the hot takes and keep diva-ing, daughters. TELL US YOUR EMBARRASING CHILDHOOD STORIES (ANONYMOUS): https://forms.gle/gES1K9U8w9fK13Kn8 Follow Kassi Reyna: https://www.instagram.com/kassi.reyna/ Follow Kassi's Show, chalk up: https://www.instagram.com/chalkupshow/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn's IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 – Welcome To Bailyn Solo Era (Meet Kassi Reyna) 3:19 – Are You Actually An Eldest Daughter? 7:51 – Middle Child = Cool Aunt Coded 9:25 – Sibling Power Rankings: NASA Brother, Renegade Sister 12:00 – Rama Duwaji, Our Queen Of New York 13:26 – What Does A Music Stylist Even Do? (Kassi Reyna Explains) 14:45 – The Tinfoil Gloves Christmas Origin Story 17:23 – the lowercase email manifesto 23:57 – Met Gala 2026: Theme vs Dress Code, Stop Confusing Them 25:25 – Emma Chamberlain Set The Bar Too High 29:34 – Doechii Brought Tampa To The Met 31:24 – Beyoncé Got A Nay 35:32 – Sabrina Carpenter Is Our Paul McCartney 38:59 – The Tulle Funeral (We Wanted To Love It) 42:03 – Body As Canvas: The Makeup Artist Won The Night 43:18 – Bad Bunny: We Thought He Was A Cute Old Man 47:31 – Kylie Jenner Actually Slayed 50:14 – Kendall Jenner: Beautiful But Boring 54:45 – Hailey Bieber + Katy Perry's Helmet Crisis 57:52 – Gracie Abrams, Forest Elf Energy 59:50 – Rihanna Skipped The Carpet (Iconic?) 1:00:55 – Hunter Schaefer's Monet Moment 1:02:33 – Rachel Sennott Yes, Marc Jacobs No 1:03:54 – Madonna's Shipwrecked Witch Era (We Allow It) 1:05:07 – Mimosa Break + Cardi B Lumps & Substance 1:11:33 – Kassi's New Show "Chalk Up" Is Coming 1:13:53 – Next Week: Embarrassing Childhood Stories

    1h 12m

  5. May 4

    HOW I BECAME A PROFESSIONAL DANCER + CHOREOGRAPHER

    hi daughters, tune in for this big announcement... Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters 0:00 Welcome back, daughters 0:35 Life updates + what we’ve been building 5:05 Big announcement + episode setup 8:30 How dance shaped who we are 12:45 Growing up in competitive dance culture 18:20 Pressure, discipline, and identity as dancers 24:10 Choosing different paths (staying vs. stepping away) 28:21 College era: losing dance & finding it again 33:00 Joining a contemporary company (weekend double life) 38:15 Dance team vs. artistry: what actually matters 44:39 Mid-episode reality check (we’re running out of time lol) 48:30 Mentorship, teachers, and who changed everything 55:00 Injury, burnout, and physical limits 1:02:30 What dance gave us beyond technique 1:07:00 Women supporting women in creative spaces 1:10:36 Wrapping Bailyn’s story + what’s next 1:11:10 Outro + where to find us

    1h 12m

  6. Apr 27

    DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 WORLD PREMIERE BTS

    Hi Daughters! On this very special episode we take you through our entire TDWP2 World Premiere experience. Tiana walked the red carpet wearing designer vintage head to toe and art for hair. Bailyn pouted in her trademark pink glam and smokey eye. It was every eldest daughter’s DREAM! Listen to find out all the fun behind the scenes details. Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters 0:00 – Street shoes in the house?? 6:02 – Brooklyn Half Marathon + weekend plans 12:13 – The mold police and the humidity of it all 14:15 – Joint life update: Devil Wears Prada 2 Premiere! 18:04 – Styling for the red carpet and 1950s afro-modernism 24:02 – Prepping for the premiere in just one week 27:32 – The "Low Iron Barbie" makeup look 34:15 – Gaga was there!! 37:57 – Stanley Tucci appreciation minute 44:55 – The premiere food was skinny 51:09 – Ending the night getting catcalled by a taxi driver 55:01 – Fake it 'til you make it (and goodbye)

    56 min

  7. Apr 20

    POP CULTURE ROUNDUP: COACHELLA 2026

    Hi Daughters! On this episode we’re serving up the Coachella 2026 tea. Sabrina ate, Vanessa Hudgens is forever our queen of Coachella + more! Plus, a full KATSEYE & Popstar Academy deep dive (Manon… we need answers), and along the way we get into NY Bridal Fashion Week, Bailyn’s Home Exchange vacay, Tiana's renovation era, the building manager from hell who broke Tiana’s freezer, and the comment that called us too loud. Spoiler, we're not piping down ✨ Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters 0:00 – Welcome back, daughters 0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it 9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched 11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero) 22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter 24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode 35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100 43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather 50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy 57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one 63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run 66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon 69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version 80:58 – Love you, daughters

    59 min

  8. Apr 13

    FAVORITE TV OF ALL TIME

    Hi Daughters! As eldest daughters, we have watched A LOT of tv. Who else was gonna keep a pulse on culture in the house?? We have seen it all! Reality, drama, sci-fi, vampires, time travel… here are our fav tv shows of all time!!✨ Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters 0:00 – Welcome back, daughters 0:53 – Jersey Shore is Bailyn's comfort show and she has lore about it 9:07 – Having an older sibling means watching whatever THEY watched 11:20 – Dance Moms literally made Tiana a dancer (and Christie is her hero) 22:57 – Wait one more thing about Jersey Shore: the JWoww & Snooki letter 24:11 – Tiana falls asleep to Grey's Anatomy and yes even the bomb episode 35:14 – Tiana & Pedro's sci-fi obsession: The 100 43:00 – Outlander, or Bailyn falling for her husband's evil great-great-grandfather 50:10 – Tiana cried through four straight episodes of Dance Academy 57:47 – Killing Eve & Severance are Bailyn's two-for-one 63:49 – Lost walked so Yellowjackets could run 66:52 – Tiana made Pedro watch Vampire Diaries to see if he'd pick Damon 69:48 – Love Island UK supremacy, miss Tiana with the US version 80:58 – Love you, daughters

    1h 22m
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The podcast for weird girls all grown up Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: @bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast New episodes every Monday!

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