Mad Dogs and English Teachers

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Pack your bags and leave your lesson plans at the door. Hosted by longtime expats Chris and Robin, Mad Dogs and English Teachers is a weekly deep-dive into the reality of life as an international educator. What’s on the syllabus? True Stories: The stuff they didn’t mention in your TEFL course. Your Turn: We read listener emails from across the globe—the good, the bad, and the "did that really happen?" Hard-Won Advice: Real talk on surviving and thriving in a foreign country. It’s less about pedagogy and more about the people. Come for the stories, stay for the community.

Episodes

  1. 2D AGO

    Burma/Myanmar

    In this episode of Mad Dogs and English Teachers, hosts Chris and Robin dive into the complexities of living and teaching in Myanmar (Burma). The conversation strikes a balance between the lighthearted tone the show is known for and the more cynical realities of working in a region currently facing significant political unrest. The Naming Debate: Robin and Chris discuss the linguistic and political nuances behind the names Burma and Myanmar, noting how locals often prefer the former despite official changes. Listener Mail from Halifax: The hosts address an email from Heather, a teacher in Halifax, Canada, who has been offered a position in Myanmar but is terrified by international headlines. Boots on the Ground Reality: Robin provides a first-hand account from Mandalay, describing a "frozen in time" atmosphere where, despite the presence of soldiers and roadblocks, daily life remains surprisingly "chill" for expats. The Healthcare Hurdle: Chris reflects on his own time in the country with his family, explaining that the primary reason for his departure was the "dearth of healthcare" rather than direct safety concerns. The Ethics of Education: A candid discussion on the morality of teaching children of the ruling elite, with the hosts arguing that all children deserve an education regardless of their background. The Nightclub Lock-in: A look at the unique social scene created by strict curfews, where going out for the night often means being stuck in a venue until the early morning hours. "Whatever is going on in the country, it is not the fault of the children you are teaching, and they deserve the best chance they can have." The episode concludes with a word of encouragement for Heather: while the environment is vastly different from the quiet predictability of Halifax, the professional and personal rewards of teaching in Myanmar often outweigh the risks portrayed in the news.

    27 min

  2. APR 26

    Surgery overseas

    In this episode of Mad Dogs and English Teachers, hosts Chris and Rob dive deep into the often-stressful world of medical emergencies while living and teaching overseas. From high-tech surgeries in China to "field-style" repairs in Korea, the boys share personal stories that highlight the critical importance of having the right health insurance before you pack your bags. Chris’s Big Week in China: Chris recounts his daughter’s recent 10-hour surgery to correct a 47-degree spinal curvature caused by Scoliosis. He discusses the incredible technology used in the Chinese medical system—including "spider-looking robots"—and why the family chose to have the procedure done in China rather than returning to the UK. The "Seven-Star" Hospital: Rob shares a story from his time in Brunei, where his infant son was treated in a hospital so luxurious it felt more like a palace than a medical facility. The "Piece of Leather" Story: On the flip side, Rob tells the harrowing tale of a motorcycle accident in South Korea where, without insurance, he faced an excruciating elbow repositioning with only a piece of leather to bite on for the pain. The Ukraine Cliffhanger: In perhaps his most dramatic story, Rob describes falling off a cliff in Ukraine while trying to take a selfie, resulting in two broken heels and a month-long stay in a military hospital staffed by landmine-injury specialists. The Insurance Deep Dive: Don't just take your employer's word for it. Research your policy, understand your "excess" (deductibles), and read real-world reviews on forums like Reddit to see how insurance companies actually handle claims. The "Bite the Bullet" Decision: Sometimes the best care isn't back home. Chris and Rob discuss the pros and cons of staying in your host country versus returning home for major procedures. Rob's Golden Rule: "Don’t fall off cliffs". Have a crazy medical story from your time teaching abroad? We want to hear it! Facebook: Search "Mad Dogs and English Teachers" Email: maddogsandenglishteachers@proton.me

    27 min

  3. APR 12

    China Special

    In this episode, Chris and Rob dive deep into what it’s really like teaching and living in China after years spent in Southeast Asia. From the high-tech streets of Guangdong to the ancient history of Beijing, the duo compares the "Middle Kingdom" to the more relaxed—but often more challenging—lifestyle of Myanmar and Vietnam. The conversation takes a serious turn as Chris discusses the primary driver for his move: international healthcare. He shares his personal experience navigating major medical procedures for his family and how the Chinese insurance system compares to the "atrocious" healthcare landscape in Myanmar. The boys also tackle the "Nanny State" reputation, the reality of surveillance, the total disappearance of cash in favor of WeChat and Alipay, and why you should never leave a tip at a restaurant in China. Whether you are an expat, a TEFL teacher, or just curious about life behind the Great Firewall, this episode offers a candid, light-hearted look at the pros and cons of life in modern China. Healthcare & Insurance: Why the move to China was a "medical necessity" and the stark contrast in quality of care between China and Myanmar. Safety & Surveillance: Debunking the "Big Brother" myths and discussing why China feels like one of the safest places to live. The Cashless Revolution: The high-stakes reality of living in a society where your entire life—and wallet—is on your smartphone. Expats & Social Life: Finding community on balconies in Guangdong and the vibrant, cosmopolitan energy of Beijing. Cultural Faux Pas: Understanding tipping etiquette and why trying to be generous can actually be offensive. The Food Reality: Moving beyond UK takeaway standards to "hot pot," chicken feet, and the diverse regional flavors of authentic Chinese cuisine. Follow the journey:Find us on Facebook by searching "Mad Dogs and English Teachers" or reach out via email at maddogsandenglishteachers@proton.me. Listen now on Spotify! Key Topics Covered:

    38 min

  4. APR 5

    Kazakhstan

    This episode of Mad Dogs and English Teachers takes us on a journey through the "Stans" as Rob shares his lighthearted (and often frozen) experiences living and teaching in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. From the sweltering heat of Mandalay to the humid soup of Southern China, hosts Chris and Rob catch up after a short break to dive deep into the realities of life in Central Asia. Rob recounts his time working for the prestigious Nazarbayev Intellectual Schools, where he unexpectedly found himself teaching French—despite only having a few months of intense self-study under his belt. Weather Extremes: Surviving the brutal -40°C winters of Astana and the blistering +40°C summers. The Teaching Hustle: What it’s like working at elite presidential schools and the surprising demand for non-native language teachers. Life on the Ground: Navigating the 23-hour train rides, the convenience of Yandex, and the incredibly low cost of living. Central Asian Hospitality: From "Flintstone-sized" steaks to the delicious local Plov, we explore the food and culture that make these countries unique. Whether you’re an adventurous educator looking for your next post or just here for the "Fred Flintstone" steak stories, this episode is packed with insights on one of the world's most fascinating teaching destinations. Connect with us: Facebook: Search "Mad Dogs and English Teachers" Email: maddogsandenglishteachers@proton.me What are your thoughts on teaching in a place where the temperature can swing 80 degrees? In this episode, we discuss:

    32 min

  5. MAR 22

    Brunei Special

    Episode 6: The Tax-Free Life—Teaching in Brunei In this episode, Chris and Rob dive deep into their shared history of teaching in the Sultanate of Brunei. From the "tax-free" dream to the reality of living under Sharia law, the boys break down what it’s actually like to live in the "Abode of Peace". The Brunei Deep-Dive: Chris shares his experience of seven years in the country, while Rob reflects on his two-year stint. Show Me the Money: A look at the incredible financial perks—high salaries, zero income tax, and housing allowances that basically let you pocket the difference. The Social Scene: Since pubs are scarce, we discuss the "garden party" culture and the legendary Hash House Harriers (a drinking club with a running problem). The Sharia Law Shift: How the implementation of Sharia law changed the expat landscape and why the reality was far less "harsh" than the headlines suggested. Logistics & Life: Navigating the "non-halal" section of the supermarket, obtaining an allowance of supplies across the Malaysian border, and why your passport will fill up with stamps faster than you can blink. Whether you’re curious about the oil-rich lifestyle or just want to hear about "Chinese Tony" the beer-delivering milkman, this episode is packed with the trials and tribulations of life overseas. Connect with us: Facebook: Search for "Mad Dogs and English Teachers". Email: maddogsandenglishteachers@proton.me.

    42 min

  6. MAR 15

    Thought for food

    This episode of Mad Dogs and English Teachers takes a deep dive into the culinary highs and lows of living and teaching overseas. From the "hidden wheat" of Southeast Asia to the "dinosaur steaks" of Central Asia, Chris and Rob explore how our stomachs often dictate our expat experiences. Rain and Ramadan: Rob reports on the first rain in Myanmar since November, while the duo reminisces about the unique "waiting for the moon" tradition of Hari Raya in Brunei. The Gluten-Free SOS: We dip into the mailbag to hear from Becca in Laos, a gluten-intolerant teacher struggling to navigate a country that loves French baguettes and "stealth wheat". The Global Meat Tour: Chris and Rob share their most intense carnivorous memories, including: Kazakhstan: Eating like a "Fred Flintstone dinosaur" in "Soviet Texas". Bulgaria: The challenges of being a vegetarian in a meat-heavy culture. Mongolia: A graphic and "crunchy" account of eating a sheep’s eyeball in a traditional yurt. Cultural Traditions: A look at the Hungarian Disznóvág (pig slaughtering) traditionand the vibrant Maasai cattle markets of Tanzania. Takeaway Truths: A nostalgic look back at the "blocks" of curry sauce in British Chinese takeaways versus the authentic—and sometimes startling—realities of chicken feet in China and Korea. "I’m officially the teacher who was defeated by a menu." — Becca, writing from Laos Connect with the Mad Dogs: Facebook: Search for "Mad Dogs and English Teachers" Email: maddogsandenglishteachers@proton.me

    35 min

  7. MAR 8

    Language Woes

    Join hosts Chris and Rob for a lighthearted, authentic look at the highs and lows of living and teaching overseas. Whether you're navigating the classroom in Vietnam, surviving the air pollution in Myanmar, or dodging bureaucratic hurdles in Hungary, this podcast is your companion for the global expat journey. In each episode, we dive into the real-life "trials and tribulations" that come with the territory. From the comedy of errors in learning a new language to the head-scratching moments of international administration, we share the stories that only a teacher abroad can truly appreciate. Linguistic Pitfalls & Comedic Misunderstandings: Hear hilarious stories about the challenges of navigating daily life—from ordering a Fanta to asking for toilet paper—when you don't speak the local language. The Bureaucracy Battle: We explore the "administrative language" barrier, including the unique requirements for getting married in Vietnam and the struggle for address cards in Budapest. Cultural Immersion & Identity: What it's like to be "the foreigner" in local communities, from being called "David Beckham" in Korea to being "Kaka-shka man" in Azerbaijan. The Tech Gap: Why teaching literature to digital natives is getting harder and how modern translation apps are changing the expat experience. Whether you’re a seasoned TEFL teacher, a prospective digital nomad, or just someone who loves a good travel mishap story, Mad Dogs and English Teachers offers the grounded, supportive, and witty perspective you need. In our latest episode, we discuss:

    36 min

  8. MAR 1

    More ups than downs

    This third episode of Mad Dogs and English Teachers is the perfect listen for anyone considering a leap into international education. Hosts Chris and Rob tackle the "jitters" of moving abroad while highlighting why the pros far outweigh the cons. Addressing Sam’s Indonesia Jitters: The hosts respond to a listener’s concerns about moving to Indonesia, offering a grounded and positive perspective on what to actually expect. The Work-Life Balance Myth: Discover why teaching overseas often offers a superior lifestyle compared to the UK, featuring smaller class sizes (some as small as 8 students!) and less administrative burnout. The Global Classroom: Insights into teaching in diverse locations like Myanmar, China, South Korea, and Vietnam, and why students in these regions often show a higher level of respect and appreciation for education. Travel & Adventure: Hear how teaching abroad has allowed the hosts to visit over 90 countries, exploring everywhere from Ethiopia to the Gili Islands during school breaks. The "Beer & Burger" Index: A look at the incredible financial benefits of living in SE Asia, where a night out or a weekly grocery haul costs a fraction of what it does back home. Cultural Immersion: The joy of local markets, learning new languages (like Korean), and forging lifelong friendships in unexpected places like the "Cozy Corner" bar. "If you don't like it, you can always leave—but once you experience the freedom and the lifestyle of teaching overseas, you probably won't want to." — Rob Episode Highlights

    33 min

  9. FEB 15

    Off the blocks - Looking for work and navigating the visa process.

    Episode 2: The Recruiter's Toolkit – Navigating the Wild West of International Teaching Thinking about packing your bags and teaching English abroad? In this episode of Mad Dogs and English Teachers, Chris and Robin dive deep into the murky waters of international recruitment. Whether you're a seasoned expat or a first-timer, this guide is essential for navigating the hurdles of global teaching placements. The Recruiter Relationship: Why finding a "gold" recruiter can change your career and the importance of building a personal rapport. Red Flags to Watch For: If they’re asking for upfront fees or charging for job fairs, run for the hills. Essential Online Resources: Re-evaluating Dave’s ESL Cafe and the Times Educational Supplement (TES) for modern job hunters. Logistical Landmines: Housing in Myanmar: Navigating the custom of paying six months of rent in advance. Visa Nightmares in China: Why you should never laminate your degree and how to handle extreme bureaucratic queues. The Paperwork Path: Understanding DBS vs. ACRO and why you need an up-to-date criminal background check for every country you've lived in. Listener Mailbag: We tackle a "visa crisis" from Brenda in Buenos Aires after her agency pulled a vanishing act mid-contract. Expat Anecdotes: Real talk on navigating local "customs" (and occasional corruption) in Zimbabwe, Hungary, and Vietnam. Don’t get stranded! Tune in for our best advice on vetting agencies and securing your next international gig with confidence. Have a teaching story (good or bad) to share? Email us at maddogsandenglishteachers@proton.me or find us on Facebook at "Mad Dogs and English Teachers"! What We Cover in This Episode:

    36 min

  10. FEB 8

    Overseas Teaching. Should I stay or should I go?

    👋 Welcome to the Mad Dogs and English Teachers Podcast! Join Chris and Rob as they dive into the trials, tribulations, and hilarious highlights of teaching and living overseas. From the bustling streets of Myanmar 🇲🇲 to the tower blocks of China 🇨🇳, our hosts share their firsthand experiences navigating the complexities of international education. In this episode, we're discussing: Week Without Walls & Field Trips 🧗‍♀️: Rob shares his experiences taking students out for a week of adventure, including a trash collection competition in Mandalay. ♻️ The Expat Life 🌏: Chris and Rob reflect on the differences between life in Southeast Asia and China, including the efficiency of Chinese cities and the occasional earthquake. 🏠 Listener Mailbag 📬: We answer letters from teachers considering making the leap overseas! We discuss trading the UK teaching trenches for Eastern Europe 🇷🇴 and the reality of life in a modern Malaysian "mega-project." 🏗️ Whether you're an experienced international teacher or just starting to dream about a life abroad, Mad Dogs and English Teachers is your go-to source for honest advice, relatable stories, and a good dose of laughter. Email: maddogsandenglishteachers@proton.me Facebook: [Search "Mad Dogs and English Teachers"] 🔗 Connect with us!

    38 min
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Pack your bags and leave your lesson plans at the door. Hosted by longtime expats Chris and Robin, Mad Dogs and English Teachers is a weekly deep-dive into the reality of life as an international educator. What’s on the syllabus? True Stories: The stuff they didn’t mention in your TEFL course. Your Turn: We read listener emails from across the globe—the good, the bad, and the "did that really happen?" Hard-Won Advice: Real talk on surviving and thriving in a foreign country. It’s less about pedagogy and more about the people. Come for the stories, stay for the community.

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