Dad's Dungeon Dudes

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What happens when a Dad leads his three sons into the wilds of the Multiverse? Total chaos—and a lot of fun. Dad’s Dungeon Dudes is an actual-play D&D podcast following a father and his three boys (all under 12) as they battle dragons, outsmart goblins, and probably get distracted by a cool-looking tavern dog. It’s a show about imagination, heroism, and the legendary bond of a family on a quest. dadsdungeondudes.substack.com

May 31

The Verdant Awakening 8: Thornsley Dies

The Dudes are facing their most emotionally intense challenge yet in the glittering, fragile, and deadly Jade Spires! As the party ascends Silas the Glass Shaper’s grand staircase, a lethal trap springs into action. In a heart-stopping moment of pure heroism, Thornsley Shatterscale makes the ultimate sacrifice to save Saldrin, taking a petrifying blast of jade light straight to the chest! Encased in an indestructible emerald prism, Thornsley’s final act is to entrust Ebonyclaw with a very special, magically imbued “Godberry.” But there’s no time to grieve—the party must immediately face off against the maddened Glass Stag, the Alpha Beast of the Jade Spires. Can Gabriel, Ebonyclaw, and Saldrin work through their shock to shatter the beast’s sapphire heart? And what will become of our beloved Copper Dragonborn Druid? Tune in for an episode filled with chaotic bard humor, heat-seeking Guiding Bolts, and a powerful reminder that true perfection is found in love and teamwork. Episode Highlights: * The Ultimate Sacrifice: Thornsley takes a devastating hit for the team, proving what it means to be a true protector of the wilds. * The Godberry: A simple Goodberry spell becomes a beacon of hope and bravery. * The Glass Stag: An epic boss battle requiring strategy, divine logic, and a perfectly placed Shatter spell. * The Power of Mercy: The Dudes prove once again that sometimes the greatest weapon in D&D isn’t a crossbow or a mace, but a kind and forgiving heart. Join the Conversation! Did Thornsley’s heroic leap bring a tear to your eye? We want to hear from you! * Review: Please leave us a 5-star review on your favorite podcast app—it truly helps other wacky adventurers find our table. * Share: Share this episode with your friends, family, and anyone who loves a good story. * Connect: Drop us a comment or send us an email with your thoughts, theories, or just to say hi to our guest Dude, Isaiah! Support our continued journeys through the Verdant Awakening and share this with someone you thought might like this. Thanks for reading Dad's Dungeon Dudes! This post is public so feel free to share it. Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

53 min
May 23

The Verdant Awakening 7: The Hall of Mirrors

🎧 Episode Summary Welcome back to Dad’s Dungeon Dudes! Our heroes have successfully crossed the terrifying glass bridge and made their way inside the palace of Sylas the Glass-Shaper... but the danger has only just begun. Dad's Dungeon Dudes is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. In this episode, the party finds themselves trapped inside the dazzling and deadly Hall of Mirrors. Worse yet, they are forced to fight their toughest opponents yet: themselves! The Dudes must face off against “Flawless Reflections”—perfect magical clones that instantly heal from any physical attack. How do you defeat a perfect enemy? By being completely, wonderfully imperfect! Thanks to a clutch “Divine Logic” realization from Saldrin, the boys discover that these flawless constructs cannot compute chaos. Tune in for one of our funniest episodes yet as Gabriel hits the “griddy,” Saldrin does a clumsy chicken dance, Thornsley aggressively attacks fake plants, and Ebonyclaw roleplays a dog with “11-teen kittens.” Grab your dice (and your sense of humor) and join us at the table! 🎲 In This Episode, We Roll For: * Intro and welcoming back the Dudes! * Trapped! Entering the Hall of Mirrors. * The fight begins: Facing the Flawless Reflections. * Frustration sets in: Why won’t these clones stay down?! * Saldrin uses “Divine Logic” to crack the code. * Pure Chaos: The Griddy, the Chicken Dance, and “11-teen kittens”! * The clones’ heads literally explode. * Outro & a sneak peek at the massive greenhouse upstairs. 🛡️ The Cast * Dad (Chris) as your Dungeon Master * Ruben (11) playing Ebonyclaw Shadowscale (Dragonborn Bard) * Teddy (9) playing Thornsley Shatterscale (Dragonborn Druid) * Hugo (8) playing Gabriel Brightwing (Aasimar Ranger) * Isaiah playing Saldrin, “The One Who Slays” (Cleric/Paladin) 💬 Join the Party! If you and your family are enjoying our adventures through The Verdant Awakening, we’d love it if you shared this podcast with a friend! It really helps others find us. Got a question for the boys, a strategy you think they should try, or just want to say hi? Leave a comment below or send us an email. We love hearing from our fellow adventurers! Until next time, keep your dice rolling on Dad’s Dungeon Dudes! Thanks for reading Dad's Dungeon Dudes! This post is public so feel free to share it. Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

51 min
May 16

The Verdant Awakening 6: The Jade Spires

🎧 Episode Summary Welcome back to Dad’s Dungeon Dudes! The Crimson Canyon is behind us, and our heroes are stepping into the sparkling, terrifyingly fragile Emerald World. In this episode, the party arrives at the breathtaking Jade Spires, but the entrance isn’t exactly welcoming. Confronted with a dangerously fragile glass bridge suspended over a bottomless canyon, the Dudes have to get creative. Tune in to hear how Ebonyclaw, Thornsley, Gabriel, and Saldrin use Ray of Frost ice-skating, Aasimar wings, and a chaotic Swarm of Ravens to make it to the other side! Plus, the party encounters a mysterious new ally named Lyra. Who is she, and what secrets does she hold about the cruel ruler of this domain, Sylas the Glass-Shaper? Grab your dice and join us at the table to find out! 🎲 In This Episode, We Roll For: * Intro and welcoming back the Dudes! * First impressions of the Emerald World and the Jade Spires. * The Glass Bridge Challenge: How not to shatter the floor beneath you. * Epic problem-solving: Magic ice-skating and a clutch raven swarm. * The party meets Lyra! Is she a friend, a foe, or something in between? * Outro & what to expect next week. 🛡️ The Cast * Dad (Chris) as your Dungeon Master * Ruben (11) playing Ebonyclaw Shadowscale (Dragonborn Bard) * Teddy (9) playing Thornsley Shatterscale (Dragonborn Druid) * Hugo (8) playing Gabriel Brightwing (Aasimar Ranger) * Isaiah playing Saldrin, “The One Who Slays” (Cleric/Paladin) 💬 Join the Party! If you and your family are enjoying our adventures through The Verdant Awakening, we’d love it if you shared this podcast with a friend! It really helps others find us. Got a question for the boys, a strategy you think they should try, or just want to say hi? Leave a comment below or send us an email. We love hearing from our fellow adventurers! Until next time, keep your dice rolling on Dad’s Dungeon Dudes! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

1h 2m
May 10

The Verdant Awakening 5: The Fight with Captain Rurik (part 2)

Dads’ Dungeon Dudes Episode: The Fight with Captain Rurik (part 2) The epic conclusion to the Battle of the Crimson Canyon is here! Stranded on the deck of Captain Rurik’s moving mining fortress, the Dudes must survive a barrage of attacks while figuring out how to drop the pirate’s impenetrable Greed Shield. It’s a chaotic scramble of clashing swords, tactical thievery, and flying feathers! In this episode: * Chain Breakers: Saldrin delivers a clutch blow to free the tortured Alpha Beast, transforming it into a radiant Spirit Falcon that turns the tide of the battle! * Tactical Looting: Gabriel and Ebonyclaw realize the only way to weaken Rurik’s shield is to hit him where it hurts—his wallet. * Vicious Insults & Anime Finishers: Ebonyclaw deals psychic damage by calling Rurik an “overgrown toaster,” and Saldrin wakes up from unconsciousness just in time to deliver a devastating, Dragon Ball Z-style Guiding Bolt to finish the fight. * Epic Boons Unlocked: The boys discover the true rewards of their heroic deeds. Thornsley gains a new Spirit Falcon companion, Ebonyclaw learns the Chord of Courage, and Gabriel earns his angelic Spark of Dawn halo! * Home Renovations: Armed with a massive 2,000 GP treasure haul and the “Mona Rurik” painting, the Dudes return to the Heroes’ Hearth to recruit Barnaby the Tinkerer and build a highly secured Secret Vault. With the Ruby Artifact of Renewal finally in their possession, Veridiana appears to set the stage for their next massive adventure. Grab your dice and tune in for a session filled with incredible teamwork, hilarious mid-battle pickpocketing, and epic D&D moments! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

1h 38m
May 4

The Verdant Awakening 4: Fight with Captain Rurik (part 1)

🎙️ Episode Description: Battle on the Rolling Fortress! Welcome back to another chaotic adventure with the Dads’ Dungeon Dudes! As we continue our journey through the Verdant Awakening, our heroes—Ebonyclaw Shadowtooth, Thornsley Shatterscale, Gabriel Brightwing, and Saldrin Knowall—find themselves in a very sticky situation. After their gem-battery-powered scrap cloaks run out of juice, the party is left completely exposed on a crumbling quarry cliff! Below them grinds the massive, moving fortress of the greedy pirate Captain Rurik. With scrap pirates firing heavy bags of lead coins to destroy the ledge beneath their feet, the Dudes have no choice but to make a desperate leap onto the enemy deck! Once aboard, it’s an all-out brawl! The party must face off against mechanical scrap pirates and figure out how to bypass Captain Rurik’s legendary Greed Shield—an invincible barrier powered entirely by his piles of stolen treasure. Meanwhile, a majestic Alpha Beast Falcon is chained to the ship’s mast, forced to unleash a “tortured screech attack” as dark magical lightning courses through its heavy iron chains. In this episode: * Epic Leaps: Thornsley attempts a cinematic javelin pole-vault, while Gabriel uses his Aasimar wings to gracefully glide into the fray! * Creative Combat: Ebonyclaw conjures a hungry, waffle-shaped Cloud of Daggers, and Saldrin unleashes a powerful Level 2 Guiding Bolt. * A Daring Rescue: Thornsley chips away at the dark magic chains binding the Alpha Beast, while Gabriel realizes the only way to drop Rurik’s invincible shield is to literally steal the pirate’s gold! Will the Dudes drop the Greed Shield, save Barnaby the tinkerer’s trapped family, and free the tortured Falcon? Tune in to find out! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

55 min
Apr 1

The Verdant Awakening: 3 - The Gate of Sacrifice

"Only the wealthy may pass. Pay the toll of true value." The journey to save the Verdant Heart officially begins as our heroes—Ebonyclaw, Thornsley, Gabriel, and Saldrin—step through the glowing green portal and leave the Radiant Citadel behind. Guided by the mysterious Tabaxi, Whisper, they arrive in the sweltering heat of the Crimson Canyon, a rusted wasteland built on the back of gold. But the path to the Alpha Beasts is blocked by a massive, mechanical sentinel: a gate shaped like a frowning giant that hungrily demands a "toll of true value." In this episode, the Dudes must look past their gold pouches and reach into their hearts to solve the canyon’s first trial: The Power of Sacrifice: Watch as Thornsley Shatterscale tests the gate’s hunger by plucking his very own dragon scales in a display of true devotion to his team. Divine Logic: Saldrin the Slayer offers up his most prized possession—his holy symbol—to prove that a Cleric's worth isn't found in what he carries, but in who he serves. A Ranger’s Mercy: Gabriel Brightwing proves that sometimes, the greatest value is simply a bit of kindness (and a flask of grease) for a lonely machine. The Illusion Shatters: Discover the secret of the "Greed Trap" and meet the Tired Tinker, a weary artificer slumped over a clockwork beetle who holds the next piece of the puzzle. Will the boys’ sacrifices be enough to wake the tinker and find the first Artifact of Renewal? Join us for a story about what it truly means to be wealthy! Cast & Characters: Dad (DM): Chris Ebonyclaw Shadowtooth: Ruben (Dragonborn Bard) Thornsley Shatterscale: Teddy (Dragonborn Druid) Gabriel Brightwing: Hugo (Aasimar Ranger) Saldrin Knowall: Isaiah (Cleric) Don't forget to leave us a five-star review and join the conversation on Spotify! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

55 min
Mar 27

The Verdant Awakening 2: A New Home

Our heroes have officially stepped through Whisper’s magical green portal into the unknown.In this episode, Ebonyclaw (Ruben), Thornsley (Teddy), Gabriel (Hugo), and Saldrin (Isaiah) arrive at a hidden, overgrown conservatory on the edge of the Radiant Citadel. Here, they meet Veridiana, an ancient Emerald Dragon, who reveals a terrifying truth: her home, the Verdant Heart, is being forcibly turned into a cold, mechanical machine by a tragic Archdruid named Elias Thorne.To save the forest, the boys must travel to four distinct realms to gather the Artifacts of Renewal. But first, they need a base of operations! Veridiana gifts them the keys to "The Heroes' Hearth," a massive abandoned manor. But as the Dudes explore their dusty new home and call dibs on their bedrooms, they discover they aren't alone. Elias Thorne’s mechanical scouts—terrifying Clockwork Spiders—drop from the ceiling!Listen in as the boys face their first "Puzzle Combat," where raw damage isn't enough. They must use Saldrin's divine logic and pure teamwork to find the spiders' hidden weaknesses and charge their very first Concord Crystal.In this episode:🐉 The Dudes meet an ancient Emerald Dragon and learn their true quest!🏰 The party explores their massive new home base, the Heroes' Hearth.🕷️ A terrifying ambush forces the boys to use strategy over brute force.📖 Saldrin "The One Who Slays" breaks the first seal on his Ledger of Legends!💎 The dull Concord Crystal absorbs the magic of their victory, turning a brilliant Ruby Red.Grab your dice, claim your room in the manor, and join the adventure! If you loved the boys' teamwork this week, don't forget to leave us a 5-star review! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

1h 17m
Mar 20

The Verdant Awakening 1: Who Are You Really?

In this thrilling conclusion to our Salted Legacy adventure, the fate of the Dyn Singh Night Market lies entirely in the hands of our young heroes. But before the session is over, the boys will have to answer a massive question: Who are they really? Armed with 3 Renown and the respect of the local vendors, Ebonyclaw (Ruben), Thornley (Teddy), Gabriel (Hugo), and Saldrin "The One Who Slays" (Isaiah) take the judges' seats in the Court of Harmony. The Tyenmo and Xungoon families are at each other's throats, blaming one another for ruined stalls and slashed salt. Listen as the boys unleash some incredible detective work—featuring face-melting guitar riffs, genius tactical magic (Faerie Fire!), and pure "divine logic"—to see through the lies and unmask who is really pulling the strings from the shadows. But bringing peace to the market is just the beginning. After delivering a surprisingly wise and restorative verdict, the party is visited by the legendary Speakers of the Radiant Citadel. It's here that the boys discover their true, epic destinies and realize exactly who they are meant to be. And just as the dust settles, a mysterious Tabaxi named Whisper makes an offer they can't refuse, opening a magical green portal to a brand-new world. The Salted Legacy ends, and The Verdant Awakening begins right here! In this episode: 🧑‍⚖️ The Dudes become judges in a high-stakes courtroom drama! 🎸 Ebonyclaw rolls a massive 27 Performance check to command the room. 🌿 Thornley uses his wilderness expertise to identify some very strange, Fey bite marks. ✨ Gabriel lights up the invisible truth with some brilliant tactical magic. 🧠 Saldrin uses his "divine logic" to completely dismantle the villain's alibi. 🚪 The boys receive their epic character arcs and step through a portal into the unknown! Grab your dice, step through the portal, and join the adventure! If you loved the boys' detective skills this week, don't forget to leave us a 5-star review! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

1h 8m
Mar 13

Introduction 3: Poor Poor Lobster, What You Gonna Do?

In this high-stakes and highly seasoned episode, the party continues their quest for "Renown" at the Night Market. To earn the trust of local vendors, the crew must prove their grit in the market’s most famous challenges—even if it means hallucinating skeletons or fighting their own dinner. The Spice of Life (and Hallucination): Gabriel manages a Natural 20 to survive the Spicy Pepper Challenge, while Ebony Claw discovers the "Flame Thrower" pepper is much more than he can chew. The Skull-Face Sizzle: Thornsley takes on the legendary "Skull-Face Pepper," resulting in a spice-induced hallucination that makes everyone in the crowd look like skeletons. The Lucky Slay: Guest star "The One Who Slays" (Isaiah) proves that sometimes it is better to be lucky than tough, pulling two cherry tomatoes in a row instead of actual peppers. Prawn-Slaying 101: The team attempts to prep a massive seafood dish for Sid Squid, involving a frantic battle with giant Koi Prawns and a struggle to properly chop giant tree beans. Healing the Enemy: In a moment that nearly breaks the party, Gabriel (the Ranger) feels sudden empathy for their combatant and casts "Cure Wounds" on the giant prawn they were supposed to be cooking. MasterChef Chaos: After the healing controversy, Ebony Claw saves the day with a high-speed dagger performance to finish the prep work, securing the team's victory and much-needed market fame. By the end of the night, the party has the celebrity status required to finally investigate the mysterious vendor rivalry. Join us to see if Gabriel’s "lobster friend" makes it onto the plate! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

1h 12m
Mar 7

Introduction 2: Juggling Daggers On A Ball

In this episode of Dad’s Dungeon Dudes, the party hitches a ride on the Concord Jewel and heads straight for the vibrant chaos of the Dinsing Night Market. Between haggling for gear and hunting for insects, our heroes prove that a little magic and a lot of luck go a long way. Druidic Discounts: Thornsley Shatterscale uses the mending cantrip to fix a broken sword grip, successfully haggling a stack of javelins down to a single gold piece. The Onion Incident: When a fight breaks out over stolen green onions between a gnome and a kobold, Ebony Claw silences the market with a terrifyingly accurate dagger throw to the feet, backed by a Natural 20 intimidation check. Juggling for Renown: To help a local noodle shop, Ebony Claw puts on a show—juggling daggers while balancing on a ball. The performance is a massive hit, drawing a crowd of 100 people. The Great Caterpillar Hunt: The team enters Madam Kulp’s "Hide and Seek" challenge, where they have 60 seconds to find four delicate Tut-kro caterpillars in a messy basement. Crit Success: Gabriel Brightwing finds a caterpillar under a couch cushion with a Natural 20, and Thornsley Shatterstock secures the win with another Natural 20 to befriend the final critter. The party successfully completes the challenge without harming a single silk-spinning bug and earns their first point of Market Renown. Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

1h 21m
Mar 1

Introduction 1: A Very Unfortunate Mouse.

The adventure officially begins! After receiving their magical necklaces from the Speakers, the Dudes are ready to head to their first destination: the Din Sing Night Market. But in the bustling, colorful streets of the Radiant Citadel, nothing is ever as simple as it seems. The Heist: While navigating the crowded city, the party realizes they’ve been pickpocketed! The crystalline key needed to activate the Concord Jewel is gone, leading to a high-stakes chase through the alleyways. Combat Chaos: The Dudes corner the thief, only to find themselves surrounded by a gang of thugs. Form of a Swarm: Thornsley (Teddy) unveils a powerful new ability, transforming into a Swarm of Ravens to peck his way through the enemy. The Natural 20 Rollercoaster: From critical hits that send enemies flying off the Citadel to "Natural 1s" caused by stray mice, the dice were working overtime this session. A Mysterious Observer: After retrieving the key and showing mercy to the thief, the party notices a mysterious figure watching them from a window—someone who might have a job for them once they reach the Night Market. The party is battered but victorious, and the Night Market awaits. Will Gabriel’s aim improve? Will Ebonyclaw ever stop singing the "Hospital Song"? Tune in to find out! MVP: Thornsley Shatterscale for his "Tornado of Pecking". Best Save: Gabriel Brightwing’s clutch Cure Wounds that brought Ebonyclaw back to full health. Funny Moment: The recurring "Natural 1" crossbow fumbles involving terrified mice. Key Stats & Moments: MVP: Thornsley Shatterscale for his "Tornado of Pecking". Best Save: Gabriel Brightwing’s clutch Cure Wounds that brought Ebonyclaw back to full health. Funny Moment: The recurring "Natural 1" crossbow fumbles involving terrified mice. Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

1h 9m
Feb 22

Introduction 0: Meet the Dudes

Welcome to the very first episode of Dad’s Dungeon Dudes! Before we dive into the deep end of the Multiverse, we’re pulling up a chair at the table to introduce the party. Join Dad (the DM) and his three sons—Reuben (11), Teddy (9), and Hugo (7)—as they prepare for an epic new campaign: Meet the Heroes: We introduce our legendary party members: Gabriel Brightwing: An Aasimar Ranger with a golden-haired, angelic presence and a crossbow that (usually) hits its mark. Thornsley Shatterscale: A copper Dragonborn Druid from the Feywild who’s better with animals than people. Ebonyclaw Shadowtooth: A mysterious black Dragonborn Bard with emerald eyes and a "Haunted One" past he can’t escape. The Decision Crystals: Dad introduces a special homebrew mechanic—the Radiant Crystals—to help decide who leads the group when things get "brotherly" at the table. Setting the Scene: The boys talk about their favorite memories from their last adventure on Stormwreck Isle (including some epic zombie-slaying and owl-bear-saving). Grab your dice and your favorite snack—the adventure is just beginning! Get full access to Dad's Dungeon Dudes at dadsdungeondudes.substack.com/subscribe

18 min

12 Episodes

What happens when a Dad leads his three sons into the wilds of the Multiverse? Total chaos—and a lot of fun. Dad’s Dungeon Dudes is an actual-play D&D podcast following a father and his three boys (all under 12) as they battle dragons, outsmart goblins, and probably get distracted by a cool-looking tavern dog. It’s a show about imagination, heroism, and the legendary bond of a family on a quest. dadsdungeondudes.substack.com

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