Good Sports Podcast

Em & Hayes

These two crazy guys (and sometimes a friend or two) are gonna blow your mind with their wild stories and spicy hot takes about everything from relationships to disability to queerness (and the Boston Public Library).

  1. Safe Words, Trekkies and Gross Scalp

    6d ago

    Safe Words, Trekkies and Gross Scalp

    Em gets vulnerable and shares his experience going to a French trans group for the first time, and dishes on how he met his partner. Hayes shares his dramatic birthday experience at FROMAGE, and shares a health update. (correction: Hayes medication is called low dose naltrexone, not whatever he said in this episode)(also a reminder for our friends- this podcast is not medical advice!) --- FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    41 min
  2. We're Live!, Lonely Board Games and Horse Blood

    May 25

    We're Live!, Lonely Board Games and Horse Blood

    Hayes drops some serious lore in this episode- did you know Good Sports Podcast is recorded LIVE? That's right. Don't pause us too long because Hayes has a small blatter and Kate isn't always around to put it back in. Anyway...Em and Hayes have a spirited discussion about seasonal depression, shaking their fists angrily at the sky and asking God "Why? Why is it dark at 4pm? Why are you punishing us??" Strap in for another classic Good Sports Epic Episode --- FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    48 min
  3. MAHA's not Crazy, Getting Smashed with Hammers, and "Casual Friends"

    May 18

    MAHA's not Crazy, Getting Smashed with Hammers, and "Casual Friends"

    ⚠️HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ The first ever Good Sports Podcast OFFICIAL livestream on Saturday May 23, 2026 2:00pm EST Join us for a rousing game of Geoguesser! Can Hayes identify the world's countries? Any of them?? You can be first to find out and roast him LIVE! We'll be streaming on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@GoodSports_Podcast Follow our Instagram for details @goodsports_podcast --- Hayes relays his harrowing journey through coming to terms with his disability and all the ways it affects life from being in chronic pain to losing casual friendships. Remember when this was a comedy podcast?? Anyone? Then Em exposes the true conspiracy of the for profit western medical industrial complex and the guys muse on whether MAHA devotees are truly as crazy as they seem. On an unrelated note this podcast is sponsored by raw milk! "Slorp it raw!"(tm) --- FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR (and leave us more anonymous asks!!!) goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    1 hr
  4. Passports, Canada and Great Grandpa's Knees

    May 11

    Passports, Canada and Great Grandpa's Knees

    First of all can we talk about how Hayes accidentally manifested Em's passport getting blown up by Donald Trump?? Whoops. Believe it or not we have another two partner this week. Our two crazy guys talk about everything from chronic illness to our continued beef with the supreme court! trigger warning ⚠️ suicide FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSE HAYES WILL CURSE YOU WITH HIS PASSPORT DESTROYING POWERS!! goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    41 min
  5. The Sad Professor, Breakups and a Mouse on the Loose

    May 4

    The Sad Professor, Breakups and a Mouse on the Loose

    In this episode, Em tells us about his professor "Hans Schnitzel," who is horrible at French and may be seconds from bursting into tears at all times. Hayes talks through his dramatic break up and his physical therapy journey. Then our two crazy guys go off the deep end spilling the tea about "T" and its various medical side effects. [Note: We are not doctors. We are engaging in the longstanding transgender tradition of explaining approximately/barely comprehended hormone science to each other] FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSE goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    1h 1m
  6. Pee, Crystals, and Big Time Blatter Trouble

    Apr 27

    Pee, Crystals, and Big Time Blatter Trouble

    The episode you have all been begging us to air...the episode so controversial, contentious and outrageously disturbing we considered locking it in a vault and sending it to the bottom of the ocean where the Titanic is. We are joined this week by urology healthcare provider and lifetime pee lover Kate! We discuss everything from Elon Musks urine crystal obsession to bottom surgery and strange texts from patients...its simply epic (Kate would like to make a corrective note that if you are only peeing 3 times a day then that means you are probably dehydrated! Which she often is.) (trigger warning for medical and pee stuff!) FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSE goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    54 min
  7. Manic Episodes, Esperanto and the Revolutionary War

    Apr 20

    Manic Episodes, Esperanto and the Revolutionary War

    Welcome to part two of the episode so epic it could not be contained in a single segment. Hayes waxes poetic about the Revolutionary War (typical Bostonian behavior), then gets into a vicious tear down argument with Em about the ethics of Esperanto. FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSE goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    1h 14m
  8. Pee Jug, Crushes and Getting to Know Your Neighbors

    Apr 13

    Pee Jug, Crushes and Getting to Know Your Neighbors

    This one is a doozey! We start by catching up on all of Em's mishaps attempting to move to France, and learn about Hayes' bizarre medical situation that somehow led him to collect his pee. From horribly mistaken identity to flooded apartments, there was so much juicy topics to discuss that we had to split this up into two parts! THANK YOU FOR 100 LISTENERS!!!!! WOW!! Trigger warning: alcoholism, medical racism FOLLOW US ON TUMBLR OR ELSE goodsportspodcast.tumblr.com [recorded in September 2025] [cover art by Ellis Hamilton @digitalfuture.cat on Instagram]

    52 min
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These two crazy guys (and sometimes a friend or two) are gonna blow your mind with their wild stories and spicy hot takes about everything from relationships to disability to queerness (and the Boston Public Library).

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  • Creator
    Em & Hayes
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Em & Hayes
  • Show Website
    Good Sports Podcast