Two Tools, No Clue

Jeidan & Anna
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Two Tools, No Clue is a chaotic podcast for curious people! Follow hosts Jeidan and Anna each week as they tackle all things homestead...ish, all while having NO clue. If you're looking for a good laugh and interesting topics, YOU, my friend, are in the right toolbox! (This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only! Try at home at your own risk, and ALWAYS do your own research!)

  1. 1d ago

    M18 Halloween Reddit Stories

    Happy Halloween, from your two favorite idiots! Of course we dressed up for the occasion. This week, Anna is bringing the spook-factor with creepy homestead-ish Reddit stories! And what could be lurking in the shadows of your homestead? Ghosts, bigfoot, or the cow of doom? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: https://www.reddit.com/r/homestead/comments/16emu73/has_anything_creepy_ever_happened_on_your_property/

  2. Oct 22

    E18 Jack O' Lantern Lore

    On our first Halloween-themed episode, Anna tells us spooky tales of Jack O' Lantern lore. Where they came from, how they evolved, and how they occasionally cause riots! And what the f*ck were those lights?! We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: https://www.historicmysteries.com/myths-legends/the-legend-of-stingy-jack/3100/https://www.chefsresource.com/what-to-use-pumpkin-guts-for/https://parade.com/1258428/kelseypelzer/facts-about-pumpkins/https://www.keenesentinel.com/news/local/10-years-after-riots-reinvented-keene-pumpkin-fest-a-quieter-affair/article_55e20f36-85c0-11ef-84aa-9b9474d36401.htmlPictures: Jack 1: https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th/id/OIP.0N5TWUYpoQ96FUy9WAEHIgHaKC?r=0&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain&o=7&rm=3Jack 2: https://galwaycitymuseum.ie/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Jack-o-Lantern.jpgJack 3: https://www.historicmysteries.com/myths-legends/the-legend-of-stingy-jack/3100/Pumpkin Fest: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/ac/20/44ac200ac2fe379bdc0763edad5455a7.jpg

  3. Oct 15

    M17 Beach Renourishment

    After the doom and gloom of last week, Jeidan is bringing us a much more hopeful topic; Beach Renourishment! We find out about "inland" sand (which answers our question about NH sandpits from last week's episode), the use of dredging, and how the constant upkeep of our beaches is crucial for the safety of those living near them. And how are they not just spraying fish everywhere? We have NO clue! Sources:  https://www.nps.gov/articles/beach-nourishment.htmhttps://www.nps.gov/articles/dredging.htmhttps://geoforminternational.com/what-is-dredging/https://youtube.com/shorts/YsjK8Vy9kzM?si=AT2IESw_WFJTlMa6https://www.visitmyrtlebeach.com/things-to-do/beaches/beach-renourishmenthttps://www.sac.usace.army.mil/Media/News-Stories/Article/1280499/myrtle-beach-renourishment-project-begins/https://www.beachproteam.com/blog/what-s-going-on-with-beach-renourishment-in-myrtle-beachPictures: https://www.nps.gov/articles/images/GUIS_Dredging_CamilleCut_York_dec2018.JPG?maxwidth=1300&autorotate=false&quality=78&format=webphttps://www.trelleborg.com/marine-and-infrastructure/-/media/marine-systems/applications-and-markets/headers/infrastructure/headbanner_dredging.jpg?h=500&iar=0&w=720&rev=515a213395e6404fa936a7ab1aad158b&extension=webp&hash=70332D9E839C53E0C28BD9950A15D640https://geoforminternational.com/content/uploads/2018/05/Webp.net-compress-image-3.jpghttps://media.defense.gov/2017/Aug/16/2001793492/1440/1440/0/170724-A-ZZ999-055.JPGhttps://www.visitmyrtlebeach.com/sites/default/files/styles/single_image_component/public/2025-04/240620-a-sl031-12012.jpg.webp?itok=z1jyVMABhttps://www.beachproteam.com/img/blogs/2026/Myrtle_Beach_renourishment_6-22-26a.jpg

  4. Oct 8

    E17 Coastal Erosion in America

    Do you dream of one day living by the ocean? Well, you're in luck, because no matter where you live, a coastline is quickly eroding its way to you! This week, Jeidan's spooky October topic covers the disappearing American coasts, as well as the damage caused by the recent nor'easter. And how much sand from New Hampshire is getting dumped into the oceans? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Cove,_Washingtonhttps://www.internetgeography.net/geotopics/what-is-coastal-erosion/ https://toolkit.climate.gov/coastal-erosionhttps://climatecompass247.com/climate/ranked-the-8-riskiest-coastal-towns-in-america-for-2026/Pictures: https://www.surfer.com/news/noreaster-outer-banks-18-foot-flooding-video https://abcnews.com/amp/US/beachfront-homes-outer-banks-fallen-atlantic/story https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/washaway-beach-fastest-eroding-place-west-coast-cobbles-together-solution-n930646 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGJ8SpxBiY

  5. Oct 1

    M16 Women in Stems

    This week, Anna introduces us to seven influential women in (flower) stems! We're talking about the queens of gardening, AKA Land Ladies, an article written by Susan Peery, in the 2026 edition of the Old Farmer's Almanac. We walk through these massive gardens and the intentional details that make them so whimsical and stand the test of time. And are they culprits of escaped garden invasives? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Thomas, Robert B. The Old Farmer’s Almanac. Yankee Publishing Inc., 2025 (Susan Peery, Land Ladies. Pages 29-39)Dumbarton Oaks: https://www.doaks.org/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbarton_OaksInnisfree Gardens: https://www.innisfreegarden.org/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innisfree_GardenSarah P. Duke Gardens: https://gardens.duke.edu/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_P._Duke_GardensLady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center: https://www.wildflower.org/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Bird_Johnson_Wildflower_CenterButchart Gardens: https://butchartgardens.com/

  6. Sep 24

    E16 The Old Farmer's Almanac

    This week Anna dives into a staple of the podcast, and the oldest continuously published periodical in North America: The Old Farmer's Almanac! We get into the history, its harsh competition, the successes and major blunders, and just how useful an almanac truly is! And did the FBI apprehend Caleb Weatherbee? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: The Old Farmers’ Almanac Documentary Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkGlxKId7gk The Old Farmer’s Almanac, 2026, Yankee Publishing Inc., 2025 (pages 8, 10, 13, 14, 91, 97, 253, 254, 256)Cover Photo Pic: https://www.almanac.com/sites/default/files/oldfarmersalmanaccover.jpghttps://historyfacts.com/us-history/article/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-farmers-almanac/https://www.morningagclips.com/the-old-farmers-almanac-vs-farmers-almanac/https://www.almanac.com/life-and-times-robert-b-thomashttps://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/tag/robert-bailey-thomas/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bailey_Thomashttps://www.almanac.com/history-old-farmers-almanac

  7. Sep 17

    M15 Best Rain Garden Cities

    Is your state home to one of the top 25 Best Rain Garden Cities? Do you know which state ranks #1 for most cities with rain gardens? Can you guess which state didn't make the list at all? The answers may surprise you! This week Jeidan shocks us with his data on rainy cities, and their natural solutions to their water-logged problems. And how did Manch-Vegas get on the list? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: 12,000 Rain Gardens Project: https://www.stewardshippartners.org/12000-rain-gardens/https://lawnlove.com/blog/best-cities-rain-gardens/

  8. Sep 10

    E15 DIY Rain Gardens

    As the cool, wet fall slowly approaches, Jeidan is preparing for it with his newfound knowledge of Rain Gardens! Do potholes form small lakes in your driveway? Does runoff from your roof cause flooding? Is your yard especially soggy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this is the episode for you! And will we be able to pull off a DIY rain garden of our own? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: https://www.soaknh.des.nh.gov/projects-and-planning/rain-garden-planninghttps://www.soaknh.des.nh.gov/sites/g/files/ehbemt741/files/documents/rain-garden.pdfhttps://extension.unh.edu/sites/default/files/migrated_unmanaged_files/Resource005899_Rep8265.pdfhttps://montgomeryconservation.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Rain-Gardens.pdfhttps://gardeningbeyond.com/how-to-make-a-garden-drainage-system/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_garden#Overviewhttps://myrainplan.com/blog/rain-garden-design-guide/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_heat_island

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Two Tools, No Clue is a chaotic podcast for curious people! Follow hosts Jeidan and Anna each week as they tackle all things homestead...ish, all while having NO clue. If you're looking for a good laugh and interesting topics, YOU, my friend, are in the right toolbox! (This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only! Try at home at your own risk, and ALWAYS do your own research!)

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  • Creator
    Jeidan & Anna
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    36
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Jeidan & Anna
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