Nothing Un-Touched

Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae
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  • Relationships
  • Series

Two girls, zero filters, and all the real talk. Nothing Untouched is the podcast where we dive into breakups, hookups, dating disasters, and everything in between. From hilarious stories to honest advice, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking — and leaving nothing un-touched!

  1. How we got started Besties!

    Episode 1

    How we got started Besties!

    This is our very first episode and we are excited!! We tell our besties who we are and what we’re about and how we got started and it’s exciting for us. We hope you listen in. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    40 min
  2. Let’s talk Exotic Dancers!

    Episode 2

    Let’s talk Exotic Dancers!

    We went to 2 separate exotic dancer shows and we love to talk about it all!! We don’t hold back! Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    31 min

  3. Episode 3

    Red flags and some green!

    In this episode, you’re gonna hear a lot of red flags and a little bit of green flags but this episode is really raw. It’s about our experiences and I think you besties are gonna like it. Best part is you will hear the rest in the next episode Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    50 min

  4. Episode 4

    Red flags and green flags continued…

    We get deeper into learning about us and you get to learn who we are because we tell in-depth stories and we’re  ashamed of them because we’re nothing untouched! Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    54 min

  5. Episode 5

    Swipes, Scams, and Safety Plans!

    Scarlett thought she found a cute kitten… but instead found herself caught in a scam. 🐱 Meanwhile Ivy is still out here thriving in the dating scene. From getting catfished and “dick-scammed” to figuring out who’s actually worth meeting up with, the girls break down the wild side of online dating. They’re also sharing the must-know safety tips for meeting someone new—because a good date is great, but staying safe is even better Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    56 min

  6. Episode 6

    pH Levels & Dealbreakers: “When Things Aren’t Balanced”

    This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Scarlett and Ivy are spilling everything from pH reality checks to ultrasound mishaps that turned into stories they’ll never forget. They get into the dealbreakers people swear they don’t have, the float trip that took a turn nobody saw coming, and those moments where the only advice is: you just gotta get out of there. The mics are on, the filter is off, and nothing is off-limits. Quick correction in this episode Besties: We are not #9 in relationship pods on all of Apple pods just in 1 country. We just got excited and didn’t read the whole email! It’s still something to celebrate though! Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    1h 10m

  7. Episode 7

    “Do You Really Need an A+ to Get Laid? (This Was NOT in the Syllabus)”

    This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe. Oh—and it gets worse. We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lick you before it’s too much? (Yes, this is a real conversation.) Add in bad choices, zero regrets, and Ivy trying to keep Scarlett grounded (good luck), and you’ve got an episode that spirals fast. Moral of the story? Protect your GPA, trust your instincts, and maybe… check for roaches first. Correction Besties: it was not a physiological paper it was a an analytical review paper!  Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    1h 28m

  8. Episode 8

    Chaos, Cocktails, & Collateral Damage

    The girls love their wine even if it’s being served out of a large dick and balls decanter! These girls will stop at nothing for their booze.  Scarlet’s celebrating an A like the academic weapon she is… while Ivy is running on zero sleep which her gyno will for sure be asking questions! We’re talking: The fishbowl + pizza combo that started it all                                           Friendships: the good, the bad, and the straight-up ugly.                                   The girl fight that turned into a long-standing feud and ended in a headlock                                   How some bitches don’t get back into VIP seatingNot every friendship is built to last—some ride with you for life, and others hit an expiration date you can’t ignore.  Write us a f*****g email, write us a review, write in the comments, and uh we love you so much.  nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com  hey, if you're a podcaster, we'd be happy to come on your f*****g podcast Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    1 hr
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Two girls, zero filters, and all the real talk. Nothing Untouched is the podcast where we dive into breakups, hookups, dating disasters, and everything in between. From hilarious stories to honest advice, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking — and leaving nothing un-touched!

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  • Creator
    Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae
  • Episodes
    15
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Nothing Un-Touched
  • Show Website
    Nothing Un-Touched