Nothing Un-Touched

Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae
  • 5.0 (3)
  • RELATIONSHIPS
  • SERIES

Two girls, zero filters, and all the real talk. Nothing Untouched is the podcast where we dive into breakups, hookups, dating disasters, and everything in between. From hilarious stories to honest advice, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking — and leaving nothing un-touched!

Season 1

  1. How we got started Besties!

    EPISODE 1

    How we got started Besties!

    This is our very first episode and we are excited!! We tell our besties who we are and what we’re about and how we got started and it’s exciting for us. We hope you listen in. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    40 min
  2. Let’s talk Exotic Dancers!

    EPISODE 2

    Let’s talk Exotic Dancers!

    We went to 2 separate exotic dancer shows and we love to talk about it all!! We don’t hold back! Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    31 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Red flags and some green!

    In this episode, you’re gonna hear a lot of red flags and a little bit of green flags but this episode is really raw. It’s about our experiences and I think you besties are gonna like it. Best part is you will hear the rest in the next episode Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    50 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Red flags and green flags continued…

    We get deeper into learning about us and you get to learn who we are because we tell in-depth stories and we’re  ashamed of them because we’re nothing untouched! Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    54 min

  5. EPISODE 5

    Swipes, Scams, and Safety Plans!

    Scarlett thought she found a cute kitten… but instead found herself caught in a scam. 🐱 Meanwhile Ivy is still out here thriving in the dating scene. From getting catfished and “dick-scammed” to figuring out who’s actually worth meeting up with, the girls break down the wild side of online dating. They’re also sharing the must-know safety tips for meeting someone new—because a good date is great, but staying safe is even better Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    56 min

  6. EPISODE 6

    pH Levels & Dealbreakers: “When Things Aren’t Balanced”

    This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Scarlett and Ivy are spilling everything from pH reality checks to ultrasound mishaps that turned into stories they’ll never forget. They get into the dealbreakers people swear they don’t have, the float trip that took a turn nobody saw coming, and those moments where the only advice is: you just gotta get out of there. The mics are on, the filter is off, and nothing is off-limits. Quick correction in this episode Besties: We are not #9 in relationship pods on all of Apple pods just in 1 country. We just got excited and didn’t read the whole email! It’s still something to celebrate though! Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    1h 10m

  7. EPISODE 7

    “Do You Really Need an A+ to Get Laid? (This Was NOT in the Syllabus)”

    This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe. Oh—and it gets worse. We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lick you before it’s too much? (Yes, this is a real conversation.) Add in bad choices, zero regrets, and Ivy trying to keep Scarlett grounded (good luck), and you’ve got an episode that spirals fast. Moral of the story? Protect your GPA, trust your instincts, and maybe… check for roaches first. Correction Besties: it was not a physiological paper it was a an analytical review paper!  Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    1h 28m

  8. EPISODE 8

    Chaos, Cocktails, & Collateral Damage

    The girls love their wine even if it’s being served out of a large dick and balls decanter! These girls will stop at nothing for their booze.  Scarlet’s celebrating an A like the academic weapon she is… while Ivy is running on zero sleep which her gyno will for sure be asking questions! We’re talking: The fishbowl + pizza combo that started it all                                           Friendships: the good, the bad, and the straight-up ugly.                                   The girl fight that turned into a long-standing feud and ended in a headlock                                   How some bitches don’t get back into VIP seatingNot every friendship is built to last—some ride with you for life, and others hit an expiration date you can’t ignore.  Write us a f*****g email, write us a review, write in the comments, and uh we love you so much.  nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com  hey, if you're a podcaster, we'd be happy to come on your f*****g podcast Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    1 hr

  9. EPISODE 9

    Unhinged: Fantasies, Felons, & Bad Decisions

    We catch up on the mess of modern dating, from love bombing and missing social media clues to the moment you realize someone’s “schedule” might not be normal. Then we get real about clean versus dirty turn-ons, how fantasies work, and why the best sex happens when it feels safe and unforced.  • hitting 100 downloads and celebrating with wine  • Scarlett’s week update and the A plus man letdown  • love bombing on dating apps and sudden ghosting  • spotting prison texting style red flags and blocking fast  • reopening the X Files by texting exes for a confidence boost  • Ivy’s travel delay, concert night, and bonding moments  • awkward intimacy that turns into emotional safety and better sex  • a friend’s Egypt marriage surprise and the fallout at home  • clean turn-ons like effort, attention, and intelligence  • dirty turn-ons like dirty talk, PDA, and being grabbed  • deep dark fantasies, boundaries, and curiosity about sex clubs  • why kissing, breath, and neck kisses matter more than people admit  Please email nothing untouched pod at gmail.com and we will check them out. Listed in the show notes. You know what? The biggest compliment that you could ever give us is a like. A like, a like, a review, a five-star. How about five? Give me f*****g five, bitches. Share us with your, you know, your friends, your family, whoever you think that would even not like us. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    53 min

  10. EPISODE 10

    The Breakup Files: Fallouts, Confessions, and Closure!

    We trade the worst breakup stories we’ve lived through and the wild reasons people use to end relationships when they don’t want to be honest. Along the way, we unpack ghosting, breakup texts, emotional cheating, and what we owe each other when we’re done.  • Scarlett’s post-drought hookup recap and what it unlocks emotionally  • April Fools alibi prank and who really has your back  • Birthday prep stress and the burnt cake meltdown  • Worst ways to get dumped and the pettiest excuses  • Getting dumped for “not being supportive” after an almost deer accident  • The “It’s not you, it’s me” breakup text and how disrespect lands  • Accusations sparked by a spam email and the cheating projection  • First date chemistry problems and ending things fast  • Our own ghosting habits and why we default to blocking  • The line between physical cheating and emotional cheating  • Warning signs in long relationships and when therapy matters  • Sexual curiosity side quests and talking about preferences  Again, you can write in to us at nothing untouchedpod at gmail.com and let us know your thoughts, feelings, takes. Just let us know if you have a bad breakup story. Did you are you the one that broke somebody's heart? Yep. We want to know. We want to hear about it. Are you the dumper or dump dummy? Dumpy or dumper. Which is it? Let us know. Also, if you've got ideas for us to shout out there. Also, other podcasters, we'd love to be a f*****g guest. And we'd love you for you to be a guest on our show.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com

    46 min
  • 10 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
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About

Two girls, zero filters, and all the real talk. Nothing Untouched is the podcast where we dive into breakups, hookups, dating disasters, and everything in between. From hilarious stories to honest advice, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking — and leaving nothing un-touched!

Information

  • Creator
    Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae
  • Episodes
    10
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Nothing Un-Touched
  • Show Website
    Nothing Un-Touched

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