I'll TellYa Dis!

Christy Miller

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What’s really going on in comedy right now? Stand-up comics Christy Miller and Erik Marino break down life, the internet, and the ever-changing state of stand-up. From club stories to crowd-work chaos to whatever nonsense is happening online this week, nothing is off limits. Sharp takes, real comic perspective, and plenty of moments that end with, “Alright… I’ll tellya dis.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6d ago

EP 13: "The Great American State Fail"

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral headfirst into America’s latest humiliation circus after the “Great American State Fair” lineup starts collapsing faster than the U.S. economy 🤦🏻‍♀️ What was supposed to be a patriotic 250th birthday celebration for America somehow turned into The Titanic… everybody jumped ship except Flo Rida, half of Milli Vanilli, and Freedom Williams (who went into full defensive mode while sitting on the toilet 🚽… pretty symbolic of his career if you ask us 💀). Now the entire thing is slowly turning into a MAGA dumpster fire while the rest of America watches in horror. The duo dives into: • the MAGA music festival disaster • UFC fights on the White House lawn 🙄 • Kevin Hart roast fallout • Byron Allen replacing late night TV with “comedy wallpaper” • Knicks playoff “hysteria” 😒🚩 It’s political exhaustion, cultural collapse, bug infestations, and balls-to-the-face sports commentary… It’s giving Great American State Fail realness 💅🏻🇺🇸💀 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/zDHcrD-YrTU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 min
May 25

EP 12: "Victimese"

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino survive a comedy show meltdown in Astoria that ended with hecklers getting physically thrown out, beer pitchers flying, and Erik rage-walking the 59th Street Bridge questioning his entire existence… while Christy gets stuck playing comedy mafia fixer after the audience turned the show into Road House 2. Where was Patrick Swayze when we needed him? (Oh yeah… he’s dead. Completely useless.) Meanwhile, an innocent birthday party of 20 somehow got trapped in the middle of the melee, so wherever you are… Happy Birthday, girl. Sorry your celebration turned into a live-action bar fight. Then the duo dives headfirst into the internet’s latest comedy civil war after Chelsea Handler’s viral Kevin Hart roast triggered a legendary 5-page Facebook manifesto from comedian Craig Shoemaker… aka “Victimese: The Series.” Hey Craig… why you mad, bro? NO ONE mentioned your name. The episode spirals through: toxic comedy ego warsbitter old comicsKevin Hart becoming unrelatableInstagram troll warfareCameo roast servicesand why comedians should probably never log onto Facebook again. It’s angry. It’s petty (like me 💀💅🏻) It’s therapeutic. And somehow… still deeply stupid. I’ll TellYa Dis… if your Facebook post needs five screenshots, it’s already a manifesto… save us all the headache and log off… for good. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch "Fan Mail Reel": https://www.instagram.com/p/DYsCTO5RBJ2/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/PrMmjwcXmog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 min
May 18

EP 11: "The Daytona 500...Dollar Gig"

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino welcome Florida comic and comedy club owner Cristy B for a chaotic deep dive into the Daytona comedy scene, road comic survival, dirty standup, New York culture shock, homeless “surge pricing,” retirement communities, Ozempic, and why not all comedians should legally be allowed back on the road. Cristy B shares how she accidentally became a comedy club owner, what it’s like booking comics in Florida, and why every touring comic eventually ends up one bad decision away from Daytona Beach. It’s reckless. It’s inappropriate. It’s emotionally unstable. I’ll TellYa Dis… Florida comedy has its own NASCAR: Not All Standup Comics Are Respectable… …and that’s exactly why Florida books them. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast https://www.instagram.com/cristybcomedy https://www.instagram.com/theclub_CBC Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/oSVg-_hnibQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 min
May 11

EP 10:"The Lost Episode – Part 1"

⚠️ THIS EPISODE HAD TO BE RECORDED TWICE ⚠️ The first recording vanished into the void because the video didn’t record… so instead of giving up, Christy Miller and Erik Marino re-recorded the entire episode and accidentally created a comedic parallel podiverse. Now there are TWO versions of this week’s breakdown: 🎧 The audio-only “lost timeline” 📺 This cursed alternate reality This episode spirals through: * Spirit Airlines flying the coop (literally) * BedJet “sponsorship” * LonelyFans & creepy Cameos * Netflix Is A Joke crash-outs * Cybertruck recalls * World Cup ticket insanity * Trevor Noah betrayal * bad sleep * worse moods * and two comedians hanging on by a thread The weird part? Some jokes survived both versions. Others disappeared forever. Which ones? You’ll have to tune in to find out. So watch this version… then go listen to the audio version, compare timelines like a psychopath, and leave us a comment: Should we do this “accidental mistake” again? Welcome to the Podiverse. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/OH5BvHt6AOU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 min
May 4

EP 9: "NOBODY CARES. BE FUNNY."

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis: three gigs, three wildly different outcomes. Erik drives to Pittsburgh to open for a friend… and bombs 💣 Tony Hinchcliffe comes off a Netflix high and a week later hits Atlantic City—reads his entire set off his phone… and bombs 💣 And Christy closes out a Cinco de Mayo private event by absolutely crushing the room… then barely makes it off stage in one piece—to drop a bomb 💣🚽 All is fair in life and comedy: nobody cares—just be funny. Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/u0koBA6dnos Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 min
Apr 27

EP 8: "I’m Ready to Date (Unfortunately)"

On this week's episode of I'll TellYa Dis, Christy and Erik find a grown man’s Facebook dating announcement… and decide to read him for filth 💀💅🏻 A 38-year-old comic declares he’s “finally ready” to date women in entertainment—as if headliners have been waiting for permission—and gets immediately clocked for having feature energy with delusional confidence. The “male loneliness epidemic” pulls up loud, thirsty, and typing essays no one asked for. We break down every red flag: “I’ll allow myself to date creatives,” “I have a couple crushes,” and of course the industry classic—“wanna write together?” (translation: absolutely not). If you’ve ever wondered what desperation sounds like with punctuation, this is it. Also: quiet crowds that feel like art exhibits, realizing you’ve officially become the retro reference, scam podcasts, chaotic celebrity nonsense, and why dating comics is less romance and more career self-sabotage. No filters. No sympathy. No survivors... We'll TellYa Dis! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/G2AKbnLVjtQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 min
Apr 20

EP 7: "Town Hall Comedy Tour"

On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis, Erik gets butchered by a comedy production that edited his set into a hostage video—so Christy weighs in on whether to fight back or burn it all down. Meanwhile, Doug Stanhope solves the “no stage time” problem by hijacking town halls (honestly, genius), Caitlyn Jenner gets the passport she voted for, and young white comics STILL trying to say the N-word… because writing jokes is hard. We also get into Dave Chappelle crashing out over a photo with Lauren Boebert, claiming she “weaponized” his trans jokes against him—welp, if that ain’t the pot gaslighting the kettle 😒🤨 Oh—and it’s 4/20… which also happens to be Adolf Hitler’s birthday. So yeah… pick your celebration wisely. All’s fair in comedy and bombing… or is it? 😂 Like, Follow, Subscribe and Share! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/5wlfX3Jwxrg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 min
Apr 13

EP 6: "Industry Hazards"

On this episode of I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy and Erik dive into the industry’s worst-kept secrets—predators, red flags, and why the friend zone might be the only safe space in comedy. If there’s one thing 30 years in comedy taught Christy, it’s this: DATE CIVILIANS! 🤦🏻‍♀️… and lock the green room door 🚪💀. Plus, Erik’s subconscious is still trying to impress Lorne Michaels… even in his dreams 🤦🏻‍♀️ All’s fair in comedy… read the room—don’t date it. Like, Follow, Subscribe and Share! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/s1yKF-PVDVU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 min

What’s really going on in comedy right now? Stand-up comics Christy Miller and Erik Marino break down life, the internet, and the ever-changing state of stand-up. From club stories to crowd-work chaos to whatever nonsense is happening online this week, nothing is off limits. Sharp takes, real comic perspective, and plenty of moments that end with, “Alright… I’ll tellya dis.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Christy Miller
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13
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