Two Sh*t Blokes

Dave and Jason
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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

  1. 4d ago

    Season 2 Episode 19: Manly Signs Up for Foz Ball

    Welcome back to the Two Shit Blokes Podcast — the worst NRL podcast on the planet... and proud of it. This week we dive into the biggest stories from around the league, headlined by the news that Manly have signed up for Foz Ball. Is this the move that gets the Sea Eagles back into finals contention, or are they buying into a style of football that's already passed its use-by date? We'll also wrap up all the latest NRL news, discuss the biggest winners and losers from the weekend, look at the ladder, and give our completely unqualified opinions on where the season is heading. As always, no media agenda, no inside mail, and absolutely no clue what we're talking about — just two shit blokes talking rugby league. This episode is proudly supported by: The Bloom Bar by EmilyCustom floral arrangements and event styling.Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantFor Thermomix demonstrations, advice and support.Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant #NRL #RugbyLeague #ManlySeaEagles #FozBall #TwoShitBlokes #NRLPodcast #NRLNews #NRL2026 #SeaEagles #FootyPodcast #RugbyLeaguePodcast #AustralianPodcast #NRLFans #Brookvale #TomTrbojevic #DalyCherryEvans #ManlyWarringahSeaEagles

    1h 7m

  2. May 29

    State of Origin Post Mortem: NSW's Secret Plan Revealed

    State of Origin Post Mortem: NSW's Secret Plan Revealed The dust has settled on Origin I and we're diving into what really happened. The media has had their say. The fans have had their meltdowns. Now it's time for the Two Shit Blokes Post Mortem. This week we break down the reaction to the send-off, review the Fox Sports player ratings, analyse the key player statistics from both sides, and identify who enhanced their Origin reputation — and who may be under pressure heading into Game Two. We'll also discuss the big selection questions:Who keeps their jersey?Who's played themselves out of the side?Who deserves a call-up?What changes should NSW and Queensland make? No panic. No overreactions. Just two shit blokes trying to work out what actually happened. The Bloom Bar by EmilyWhether it's a wedding, birthday, anniversary, funeral, special event, or you've simply stuffed up and need to say sorry, Emily has you covered with beautiful custom floral arrangements. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEm197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantThinking about a Thermomix? Penny offers demonstrations so you can see exactly what it can do before you buy. Perfect for busy families, food lovers, and anyone looking to make life a little easier. penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant #TwoShitBlokes #NRL #StateOfOrigin #Origin #NSWBlues #QueenslandMaroons #NRLPodcast #RugbyLeague #OriginPostMortem #NathanCleary #SamWalker #CameronMunster #StateOfOrigin2026 #NRLAnalysis #NRLNews #FootyPodcast #NRLFans #FoxSportsNRL #DoBetter #WorstNRLPodcastOnThePlanet

    32 min

  3. May 27

    Season 2 Episode 18: State of Origin I – The Ashley Klein Affair

    State of Origin chaos, Ashley Klein controversy, last week’s NRL results, this week’s previews and plenty more rubbish along the way. This week the boys break down:• State of Origin I and the fallout from one of the biggest talking points of the season• Review all of last week’s NRL games• Preview this week’s round• Discuss the moments, meltdowns and madness that make rugby league great As always, thanks to The Bella for letting us record the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it. Big thanks to our sponsors: The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantEmail: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant #NRL #StateOfOrigin #SOO #AshleyKlein #NSWBlues #QLDMaroons #RugbyLeague #NRLPodcast #TwoShitBlokes #Footy #NRLFans #Origin #NRLCommunity

    1h 17m

  4. May 26 ·  Bonus

    Special Turbo: State of Origin Preview

    The Two Shit Blokes are back with a Special Turbo State of Origin Preview. We break down both teams, the biggest selection shocks, who got picked, who got robbed, and why both squads might not be as strong as people think. From the NSW bench drama to the Queensland balance debate, we cover everything ahead of Game 1. Plus our predictions, key matchups, and the players under the most pressure heading into Origin. Sponsored by The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Sponsored by Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantEmail: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comFacebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant Like, subscribe, follow, and remember… Do Better.

    21 min

  5. May 20

    Season 2 Episode 17: State of Origin 1 Preview Edition | Are Both Teams Terrible?

    Welcome back to the worst NRL podcast on the planet — and proud of it. This week on the Two Shit Blokes Podcast, Dave and Jas break down everything from Magic Round, dive deep into the 2026 State of Origin squads, and preview the upcoming NRL round. We discuss: Are both Origin teams actually terrible? NSW selection dramas QLD bench strength Winners and losers from Magic Round Coaches under pressure Player form concerns Plus a few classic Two Shit Blokes stories and rants along the way. ⚠️ Quick apology for the audio this week — we had some technical issues during recording, but we’ve done our best to clean it up in post-production. Thanks for sticking with us legends. Don’t forget to: LIKE the video SUBSCRIBE to the channel COMMENT your Origin predictions FOLLOW us on Instagram: @two_shit_blokes Proudly supported by The Bloom Bar by EmilyFor flowers, events & beautiful custom arrangements: Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Em197599@yahoo.com Proudly supported by Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantThinking about a Thermomix or want to see what all the hype is about? Get in touch with Penny: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant

    1h 26m

  6. May 13

    Season 2 Episode 16: Coach Cleary Pulls The Pin… Is This The End Of The Panthers Dynasty?

    Ivan Cleary says he’ll finish up at Penrith at the end of his current contract… so what happens next for Nathan Cleary and the Panthers dynasty? This week on The Rant, the Two Shit Blokes dive into:What Ivan leaving would mean for PenrithCan the Panthers stay dominant without him?Does Nathan become a lifelong Panther?Is this the beginning of the end of the dynasty? Follow Two Shit Blokes:Spotify: https://open.spotify.comInstagram: @two_shit_blokes A huge thank you to our sponsors for supporting the podcast: The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantEmail: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantFacebook: Thermo Logica - Penny Thermomix Consultant

    1h 13m

  7. May 6

    Season 2 Episode 15: Mothers Day Edition

    Welcome back to the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it. This week on Two Shit Blokes, Dave and Jas dive into one of the biggest talking points in the NRL right now — why can’t the Bulldogs make the hard decision? We break down the pressure, the performances, and whether the Dogs are avoiding the call everyone can see coming. We also cover: The biggest stories around the NRLRound reviews and previewsPlayers under pressureOrigin watchOur usual sprays and strong opinions Plenty of laughs and nonsense along the wayWe also sit down with Emily from The Bloom Bar for a special Mother’s Day chat covering flowers, events, business, and all the chaos in between. No media spin. No fake hot takes. Just two mates talking footy the way fans actually do. Big thanks to our sponsors: The Bloom Bar by EmilyFor flowers, events, gifts and all things creative. If you need something special done properly, Emily’s your person. Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantLooking to level up your cooking game or learn more about the Thermomix? Get in touch with Penny for demos, advice, and everything Thermomix. Proudly recorded at The Bella — home of the Two Shit Blokes Podcast. Great food, cold beers, and the home of plenty of terrible takes. As we always say… Do Better.

    1h 30m

  8. Apr 29

    Season 2 Episode 14: Tigers Lose Luai

    Did the Tigers drop the ball with Jerome Luai? In this week’s episode of Two Shit Blokes, Dave and Jas break down one of the biggest talking points in the NRL — Luai’s exit and whether the Tigers got it completely wrong. We dive into: Did Luai handle his exit the right way?Have the Tigers mismanaged another key situation?Loyalty vs business in today’s gameAnd what this means moving forward As always, it’s real opinions, no media spin, and a few laughs along the way. Whether it’s weddings, birthdays, anniversaries… or you’ve just stuffed up and need to say sorry — The Bloom Bar by Emily has you covered. Beautiful, custom floral arrangements for any occasion. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Email: Em197599@yahoo.com Want to make life easier in the kitchen? Thermo Logica with Penny offers Thermomix demos so you can see exactly how it works before jumping in. Perfect for families, busy lifestyles, or anyone who loves good food without the hassle. Email: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comInstagram: @penny_the_thermomix_consultantFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant New episodes every weekNRL rants, previews, and real footy talk And as we always say… Do Better. #NRL #JeromeLuai #WestsTigers #NRLNews #NRLRant #NRL2026 #RugbyLeague #NRLDiscussion #FootyPodcast #NRLFans #TwoShitBlokes #NRLDrama #Luai #NRLPodcast

    1h 15m
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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

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    Dave and Jason
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
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