Two Shit Blokes

Dave and Jason
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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

  1. 2d ago

    SEASON 2 EPISODE 23 | Origin Fallout, Spencer to Parra & Xerri Signs

    Season 2 Episode 23 is here! This week on Two Shit Blokes, we're asking the big question... have NSW completely lost their minds with the Game III Origin squad? We also discuss:NSW's controversial Game III selectionsSpencer signs with ParramattaXerri signs with the Melbourne StormRound 17 ReviewRound 18 PreviewPlus plenty of NRL opinions, debates and a few laughs along the way. Do you agree with our take, or have we got it completely wrong? Let us know in the comments! Like the video if you enjoyed it.Subscribe to Two Shit Blokes Podcast for weekly NRL discussion, State of Origin coverage, previews, reviews and honest footy opinions. The Bloom Bar by EmilyBeautiful custom floral creations for every occasion. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEm197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultantpenny.a.thermomix@gmail.comFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant

    1h 10m

  2. Jun 22

    Season 2 Episode 22: NSW Is In A Hole They Can't Dig Out Of

    Season 2 Episode 22: NSW Is In A Hole They Can't Dig Out Of NSW head to the Origin decider with more questions than answers after a disappointing Game 2 performance. Dave and Jason break down where it all went wrong for the Blues, whether the selections were right, and what has to change if NSW want any chance of winning the series. We also dive into the Bulldogs' new-look spine and whether it can take them deep into September, examine the Sharks' poor performance and what it means for their premiership credentials, plus all the latest talking points from around the NRL. Origin falloutNSW selection debateBulldogs' new spine analysisSharks under the microscopeNRL news and talking points Proudly Supported By Our SponsorsAnd much, much more! The Bloom Bar by EmilyCustom event styling, florals and beautiful décor for your next special occasion.Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantLooking to get more out of your Thermomix? Contact Penny for demonstrations, advice and support.Email: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant If you enjoyed the show, follow the channel, leave a rating, and tell a friend about Two Shit Blokes. Every follow helps us continue to grow the podcast.

    1h 4m

  3. Jun 17

    State of Origin 2 Autopsy – Is It Time For A New Coach?

    Queensland have levelled the series and now it's time for the Two Shit Blokes Origin Autopsy. Dave and Jason break down exactly what went wrong for NSW in Game 2. Was it team selection? Bench rotation? Discipline? Or do the Blues need to take a hard look at the coaching staff? We dive into the key moments, controversial decisions and whether Laurie Daley got it wrong. No media training.Strong opinions.Zero qualifications. Let us know in the comments:What was the biggest reason NSW lost Game 2? LikeSubscribeFollow Two Shit Blokes Podcast for weekly NRL content, Origin coverage, tips and debates.

    21 min

  4. Jun 15

    Season 2 Episode 21 | SOO 2 Preview | NRL Integrity | Game Reviews

    SEASON 2 EPISODE 21 State Of Origin 2 is almost here and the big question remains... Have NSW made the right selection decisions? In this episode Dave and Jason preview Origin II, break down the key match-ups, discuss the players selected and left out, and debate whether Laurie Daley's decisions could come back to haunt the Blues. We also dive into the ongoing NRL Integrity discussion and cover the latest rugby league news and game reviews from around the competition. In This Episode:• State Of Origin 2 Preview• NSW Selection Analysis• Laurie Daley's Team Decisions• NRL Integrity Debate• Round Reviews• Rugby League News & Opinions No media training.Strong opinions.Zero qualifications. Two Shit Blokes Podcast Let us know in the comments:Who wins Origin II?Did NSW get the selections right?What are your thoughts on the NRL Integrity debate? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Proudly Supported By The Bloom Bar by Emily Beautiful floral arrangements for weddings, events, celebrations and special occasions. 📸 Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily📧 Email: Em197599@yahoo.com ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Proudly Supported By Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant Looking to get more out of your Thermomix? Penny provides Thermomix demonstrations, recipes, meal planning ideas and ongoing support to help you get the most from your Thermomix. 📧 Email: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com📘 Facebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant📸 Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Like Comment Subscribe

    55 min

  5. Jun 10

    Season 2 Episode 20: NSW's Massive Selection Calls – Are They Correct?

    This week on the Two Shit Blokes Podcast, we break down the biggest talking points from State of Origin, review the weekend's NRL action, and look ahead to another huge round of footy. We discuss the major NSW selection decisions, who was unlucky to miss out, what it means for the Blues going forward, and whether they got the calls right. We also review the latest NRL results, look at the teams under pressure, the clubs making a charge towards the finals, and preview all the key matchups for the week ahead. A big thank you to our sponsors: The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantEmail: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant As always, it's footy chat from two blokes who love the game, backed by stats, opinions and plenty of laughs along the way. #NRL #StateOfOrigin #NSWBlues #RugbyLeague #NRLPodcast #TwoShitBlokes #FootyTalk #Origin #NRL2026 #Sharks #Bulldogs #Panthers #Broncos #NRLPreview #NRLReview #FinalsRace

    1h 9m

  6. Jun 3

    Season 2 Episode 19: Manly Signs Up for Foz Ball

    Welcome back to the Two Shit Blokes Podcast — the worst NRL podcast on the planet... and proud of it. This week we dive into the biggest stories from around the league, headlined by the news that Manly have signed up for Foz Ball. Is this the move that gets the Sea Eagles back into finals contention, or are they buying into a style of football that's already passed its use-by date? We'll also wrap up all the latest NRL news, discuss the biggest winners and losers from the weekend, look at the ladder, and give our completely unqualified opinions on where the season is heading. As always, no media agenda, no inside mail, and absolutely no clue what we're talking about — just two shit blokes talking rugby league. This episode is proudly supported by: The Bloom Bar by EmilyCustom floral arrangements and event styling.Instagram: @thebloombar_byemily Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantFor Thermomix demonstrations, advice and support.Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant #NRL #RugbyLeague #ManlySeaEagles #FozBall #TwoShitBlokes #NRLPodcast #NRLNews #NRL2026 #SeaEagles #FootyPodcast #RugbyLeaguePodcast #AustralianPodcast #NRLFans #Brookvale #TomTrbojevic #DalyCherryEvans #ManlyWarringahSeaEagles

    1h 7m

  7. May 29

    State of Origin Post Mortem: NSW's Secret Plan Revealed

    State of Origin Post Mortem: NSW's Secret Plan Revealed The dust has settled on Origin I and we're diving into what really happened. The media has had their say. The fans have had their meltdowns. Now it's time for the Two Shit Blokes Post Mortem. This week we break down the reaction to the send-off, review the Fox Sports player ratings, analyse the key player statistics from both sides, and identify who enhanced their Origin reputation — and who may be under pressure heading into Game Two. We'll also discuss the big selection questions:Who keeps their jersey?Who's played themselves out of the side?Who deserves a call-up?What changes should NSW and Queensland make? No panic. No overreactions. Just two shit blokes trying to work out what actually happened. The Bloom Bar by EmilyWhether it's a wedding, birthday, anniversary, funeral, special event, or you've simply stuffed up and need to say sorry, Emily has you covered with beautiful custom floral arrangements. Instagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEm197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantThinking about a Thermomix? Penny offers demonstrations so you can see exactly what it can do before you buy. Perfect for busy families, food lovers, and anyone looking to make life a little easier. penny.a.thermomix@gmail.com Instagram: @penny_thermomix_consultantFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix Consultant #TwoShitBlokes #NRL #StateOfOrigin #Origin #NSWBlues #QueenslandMaroons #NRLPodcast #RugbyLeague #OriginPostMortem #NathanCleary #SamWalker #CameronMunster #StateOfOrigin2026 #NRLAnalysis #NRLNews #FootyPodcast #NRLFans #FoxSportsNRL #DoBetter #WorstNRLPodcastOnThePlanet

    32 min

  8. May 27

    Season 2 Episode 18: State of Origin I – The Ashley Klein Affair

    State of Origin chaos, Ashley Klein controversy, last week’s NRL results, this week’s previews and plenty more rubbish along the way. This week the boys break down:• State of Origin I and the fallout from one of the biggest talking points of the season• Review all of last week’s NRL games• Preview this week’s round• Discuss the moments, meltdowns and madness that make rugby league great As always, thanks to The Bella for letting us record the worst NRL podcast on the planet… and proud of it. Big thanks to our sponsors: The Bloom Bar by EmilyInstagram: @thebloombar_byemilyEmail: Em197599@yahoo.com Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantEmail: penny.a.thermomix@gmail.comFacebook: Thermo Logica – Penny Thermomix ConsultantInstagram: @penny_thermomix_consultant #NRL #StateOfOrigin #SOO #AshleyKlein #NSWBlues #QLDMaroons #RugbyLeague #NRLPodcast #TwoShitBlokes #Footy #NRLFans #Origin #NRLCommunity

    1h 17m
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Two mates talking NRL, NFL, and horse racing. Why? Because we love it — and we love taking the piss out of each other. This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast — unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average. Real opinions. No polish. Weekly episodes full of footy, racing, and the odd rant. If you're looking for a sports pod that sounds like the pub, not the press conference — you’re in the right place.

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    Dave and Jason
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
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