A Trip To The Beer Store Podcast

Kaylon Brown

A Trip to the Beer Store is what happens when three friends try random beers and let the conversation go completely off the rails.Every episode features new brews, rotating guests, questionable opinions, and stories that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat.If you like beer, chaos, and conversations that start normal but end somewhere deeply unhinged… you’re in the right place.

Episodes

  1. 6d ago

    Ep.12 Welcome To Beerpardy

    This week on A Trip to the Beer Store, the guys crack open a brand new beer for review, test their knowledge in a chaotic round of Beerpardy, and dive into the incredible story of a school principal who became a real life hero by wrestling a gunman to the ground and potentially saving countless lives. As always, the conversation takes plenty of unexpected detours, mixing laughs, questionable facts, cold beer, and the kind of random nonsense that somehow keeps everyone listening. Whether you’re here for the craft beer reviews, the trivia battles, or just a group of friends talking about whatever pops into their heads, this episode has a little bit of everything. Grab a cold one, play along with Beerpardy, and join us for another trip to the beer store. 🍻

    1h 10m

  2. May 25

    Ep.11 The Metal Knight, Memphis Brews & Divorced Dad Rock Therapy Sessions

    This week on A Trip to the Beer Store the chaos is flowing smoother than cheap draft beer at a county fair. The guys dive headfirst into the absolutely unhinged and legendary life of Christopher Lee, actor, metal vocalist, war hero, certified vampire king, and somehow cooler than literally everyone alive today. Honestly, the man lived like someone kept stacking side quests on top of side quests just to see if humanity could keep up. They also crack open and rate a fresh beer straight out of Memphis, because bad decisions taste better with carbonation and questionable confidence. Then things spiral beautifully into a full ranking of the Top 15 Divorced Dad Rock Songs of All Time, the kind of playlist that smells faintly like cigarette smoke, leather car seats, and emotional suppression. Expect strong opinions, wounded masculinity, accidental therapy, and at least one song that makes you want to stare silently into a garage fridge at 11 PM. There’s also the usual random nonsense, side quests, and conversations that somehow begin with beer and end in existential damage. So grab a cold one, get comfy, and embrace the disaster.

    51 min

  3. May 18

    Ep. 10. We Love A Good FAFO

    Welcome to A Trip to the Beer Store, the podcast where bad decisions get analyzed like true crime evidence and every episode proves that some people were simply born to fafo. We crack open questionable IPAs, draft our favorite sandwiches like our lives depend on it, and spiral into the kind of conversations that usually start with “watch this” right before someone ends up banned from a gas station. From chaotic stories of people testing the limits of human intelligence to deep debates about whether which sandwich could absolutely body the others. Nothing is safe here. It’s equal parts dark humor, beer fueled philosophy, and late night parking lot energy with friends who absolutely should not be handed microphones. So pull up a chair, grab a cold one, and remember the golden rule: the universe always collects payment from people who ignore warning labels.

    1h 20m

  4. May 4

    Ep.9 B&E DoorDashing Featuring Colt 45

    This week on Trip to the Beer Store, things get messy in the best way. The crew gets into the DoorDash incident where the girl recorded the guy and the internet immediately did what it does best, picked sides before knowing the whole story. Then they crack open a Midnight Special and give their honest take while the conversation spirals into some brutally honest hot takes about red flag friends, you know the ones who always bring chaos, bad decisions, and somehow still make it into the group chat. It’s unfiltered, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of episode that starts with beer and ends with everyone questioning their friendships.

    1h 16m

  5. Apr 27

    Ep 8. Jurassic Purse

    This week on Trip to the Beer Store, things spiral fast, in the best way possible. From questioning the existence (and necessity) of dinosaur purses to cracking open a new beer that may or may not change lives, the crew keeps it unhinged. They also dive into a Mount Rushmore of beer commercials, arguing over the most iconic ads ever made, while somehow getting wildly off track every five minutes. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

    1h 9m

  6. Apr 20

    Ep 7. Granny Needed Beer Money

    A Trip to the Beer Store is back and somehow less supervised than ever. This episode dives into the chaos of an old lady robbing a bank, wraps up the madness of March Madness, cracks open a brand new beer for an honest taste test, and spirals into the kind of unhinged conversations that make absolutely no sense… until they do. Sports, crime, cold drinks, and pure nonsense, just the way it should be.

    1h 13m

  7. Apr 13

    Ep 6. 2nd Times A Charm

    This week on A Trip to the Beer Store Podcast, nothing goes according to plan, and honestly, that’s exactly how we like it. After scrapping the entire episode and starting from scratch (because chaos demands sacrifice), we spiral straight into the story of a man who sold his house for season tickets..yeah, you read that right, absolute devotion or absolute insanity… you decide. From there, we somehow regain just enough structure to break down our Top 16 of March Madness, until that also derails into questionable logic, strong opinions, and zero accountability. Of course, we’re trying new beers along the way, because bad decisions pair best with cold ones. And the rest? Pure, unfiltered, unhinged energy. The kind you can’t script and probably shouldn’t defend. If you’re looking for polished and put-together… this ain’t it. If you want real, chaotic, “what the hell did I just listen to?” energy… Welcome home.

    1h 8m

  8. Apr 6

    Ep:5 Heists, Horsepower, and Hops

    This episode? Yeah… it’s a little unhinged—in the best way. We kick things off diving into some of the strangest heists you’ve ever heard—like the kind that make you question whether people are geniuses… or just completely out of their minds. Then we shift gears (literally) and talk about our new Harleys—the rides, the feeling, and why there’s nothing quite like the freedom of two wheels and bad decisions waiting to happen. Of course, we couldn’t do an episode without cracking open a new beer, so we give our honest, probably slightly biased review while the conversation slowly spirals. And just when you think we’ve lost all structure, we pull it back together with a March Madness-style game—because nothing says chaos like competition mixed with questionable judgment. It’s weird, it’s fun, it’s a little reckless… and somehow it all makes sense by the end. Or maybe it doesn’t. Either way, you’re coming along for the ride.

    1h 22m

  9. Mar 30

    Ep 4 Colt45 Is Back In Town

    This week on A Trip to the Beer Store, things get a little unhinged, in other words, business as usual. We’ve got Cody Ward in the mix, and from the second he sits down, the energy goes off the rails. We crack open a fresh brew from Straight to Ale Brewing and give it the highly professional (and definitely not biased) taste test it deserves. Somewhere between sips, we take on the impossible task of ranking Chuck Norris jokes, because apparently, we enjoy starting debates we can’t win. Then… we spiral. Hard. We try to wrap our heads around one of the wildest news stories you’ve probably never heard: how in the world a quadruple amputee managed to shoot someone. Yeah. That conversation goes exactly how you’d expect. confused, slightly concerned, and completely off track. Throw in the usual randomness, questionable opinions, and the kind of conversations that only make sense after a couple drinks, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts hilarious and “what did we just listen to?” Grab a beer and come hang out. Or don’t. But you probably should.

    56 min

  10. Mar 20

    EP3: This Is Growing Up

    This week on Trip to the Beer Store, we crack open another questionable (but hopeful) brew and let the conversation spiral exactly where it shouldn’t. We’re talking about the weird reality of getting older—like how cutting grass somehow became a personality trait. We rank our Top 5 Situations to Have a Beer (some valid, some… deeply concerning), and take a nostalgic detour back to that iconic old school lunch pizza that somehow still lives rent-free in our minds. As always, expect a few completely unhinged side quests, random debates no one asked for, and the kind of chaos that only happens when you mix friends, microphones, and just enough alcohol to make bad ideas sound brilliant. Grab a drink… you’re gonna need it.

    1h 15m

  11. Mar 12

    EP: 2 featuring our favorite arsonist Brittany Brown

    This week on A Trip to the Beer Store, the gang cracks open some questionable brews and even more questionable life choices. We dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Facebook Dating (because apparently your aunt’s favorite app is now for romance?), debate the wildest famous name changes in history, and drop a few mysterious future announcements that may or may not change the trajectory of this extremely professional podcast forever. Special guest Brittany Brown joins the trip to talk books, questionable taste in literature, and somehow we end up discussing a how she can speak duck, which raises a lot of philosophical questions no one was prepared to answer. There are beers. There are opinions. There are several moments where we probably should have stopped recording. Buckle up—it’s a weird one.

    1h 30m
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A Trip to the Beer Store is what happens when three friends try random beers and let the conversation go completely off the rails.Every episode features new brews, rotating guests, questionable opinions, and stories that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat.If you like beer, chaos, and conversations that start normal but end somewhere deeply unhinged… you’re in the right place.

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