Two Girls, One Haircut

Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds
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Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.

  1. 3d ago

    Halloween, Horror Movies & Bad Decisions | Season 1 Finale

    Have you ever been so excited for Halloween that you planned all the spooky festivities, bought way too much candy, and then realized you're already mentally decorating for Christmas? Yeah... us too. It's the Two Girls One Haircut Season 1 Finale, and Jessie and Kiki are going out with a scream! We're celebrating Halloween with horror movie hypotheticals, childhood nostalgia, questionable survival instincts, neighborhood grievances, and a shocking amount of hostility toward Tootsie Rolls. Because nothing says Halloween like two sisters who love spooky season but are also considering putting up their Christmas decorations on November 1st. This week, Binkie joins us for some truly unhinged Halloween Would You Rather questions, we revisit the trick-or-treating glory days of the '80s and '90s, and we discover that surviving a horror movie might actually be easier than surviving another Halloween in Kiki's neighborhood. 🎃 In this episode: 🔪 Final Girl Energy (or Lack Thereof): Michael Myers vs. Ghostface, Freddy Krueger vs. Pennywise, haunted hotels, creepy basements, and which sister is absolutely sacrificing the other to survive. 🏚️ Neighborhood Nightmares: Rogue trick-or-treaters, unauthorized backyard traffic, inflatable bounce houses, and why Halloween might finally turn us into the old ladies yelling, "GET OFF MY LAWN!" 🍬 The Great Halloween Candy Debate: Candy corn defenders, Tootsie Roll haters, full-size candy bar legends, and why handing out raisins should be a criminal offense. 💰 The Price Is Fright: Binkie tests our knowledge of classic Halloween candy prices, from penny candy to modern-day inflation. Spoiler alert: We're apparently old AND broke. 👻 Halloween Nostalgia & Real-Life Scares: Homemade costumes, terrifying babysitting experiences, strangers at the door, haunted houses, and the childhood Halloween memories that probably explain a lot about us. 🕷️ Decorations, Drama & Questionable Taste: Twelve-foot skeletons, inflatable everything, couples costumes, and our firm belief that your Halloween decorations should have a theme. Whether you're a horror movie fanatic, a Halloween nostalgia junkie, someone who starts decorating for Christmas before the pumpkins are rotten, or just here for two sisters arguing about things that absolutely do not matter, this one's for you. One season. Too many opinions. Zero regrets. (Okay, maybe a few.) 💜 And don't worry—we're not disappearing forever! We're coming back with a special holiday episode in December, and Season 2 officially kicks off March 10, 2027! Until then, catch up on your favorite episodes, share us with your friends, and follow along for updates, new merch, and whatever trouble we get into during the break. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday during our regular season! 🌙 Shop Ren Paper Co.: https://reynpaperco.com/ Check out the illustrated 2027 Lunar Calendar and use code TWOGIRLS20 for 20% off your order. The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, questionable opinions, and behind-the-scenes chaos. Happy Halloween, and thanks for surviving Season 1 with us! 🎃💜

  2. Oct 23 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Kelly Clarkson's Birdgate, ACOTAR & an ACOTAR Holiday Disaster

    Would you publicly call out a small business for refusing to sell you a $15,000 mechanical bird? Yeah... us too. This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki are taking sides in Kelly Clarkson's bizarre Birdgate controversy, and somehow a discussion about celebrity privilege, customer service, and Pretty Woman turns into a full-blown sisterly disagreement. One of us is Team Kelly. The other thinks everyone needs to calm the hell down. And honestly? The bird might be the only innocent party. Eventually, we remember we're supposed to be discussing A Court of Frost and Starlight, Sarah J. Maas's ACOTAR holiday novella that gave us approximately 200 pages of winter solstice, questionable gift-giving, Feyre's paintings, and Nesta being an absolute delight. (That last part is sarcasm.) 🎙️ In this episode: 🐦 Kelly Clarkson's Birdgate: A $15,000 singing bird, a Brooklyn boutique, and whether being Pretty Woman'd is grounds for a public takedown. ❄️ ACOTAR's Unnecessary Christmas Special: Did A Court of Frost and Starlight actually need to exist, or did Sarah J. Maas just owe somebody a book? 🎨 Feyre's Motherfucking Paintings: An artistic obsession, homemade Christmas gifts, and the uncomfortable realization that Jessie might actually be Feyre. 🎁 Secret Santa in Prythian: Who gives the best gifts, who has the biggest budget, and why Cassian basically invented the iPod Shuffle. 🌙 Our First (Very Real) Sponsor: Ren Paper Co., a gorgeous illustrated lunar calendar, a minor entrepreneurial meltdown, and an urgent request for the coven to assemble. Whether you're here for the ACOTAR gossip, the celebrity drama, or just two sisters arguing over things that absolutely do not matter, this episode has something for you. Come for the bird. Stay for the books. Buy a calendar so Kiki doesn't spiral. 🌙 Shop Ren Paper Co.: Check out the illustrated 2027 Lunar Calendar and use code TWOGIRLS20 for 20% off your order. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for more laughs, questionable opinions, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

  3. Oct 21

    ACOTAR - A Court of Silver Flames | We Came for Cassian, and Stayed for Azriel's Bonus Chapter

    Have you ever been so invested in a fictional relationship that you forgot you were supposed to be reading for fun? Yeah... us too. We've officially made it to A Court of Silver Flames, the fifth book in Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR) series, and apparently all it took was 10,000 stairs, 17 chili peppers worth of smut, and one extremely angry Archeron sister to push us over the edge. This week, Jessie and Kiki are officially Team Nesta. We're talking about why Nesta might be the most relatable character in Prythian, why Rhysand has gone from dreamy High Lord to a walking red flag, and why everyone in the Inner Circle suddenly seems to have forgotten how trauma works. And because we can't leave well enough alone, we're getting into Cassian's questionable relationship decisions, the Valkyrie girl gang, Feyre's pregnancy drama, and that juicy Azriel bonus chapter that has us questioning everything about Elain, Gwyn, and the mating bond. Oh, and somewhere along the way, we discuss an escaped neighborhood emu, magical swords named Bitch Please, and whether there's actually such a thing as too much fantasy smut. Spoiler alert: apparently there is. In this episode: 🔥 Team Nesta Forever: Trauma, healing, female friendships, and why everybody needs to leave this woman alone. 🚩 Rhysand's Red Flag Era: Secret pregnancies, controlling behavior, and the High Lord who needs to mind his business. 🌶️ Cassian, Smut & Stairmaster: The romance, the excessive spice, and approximately 10,000 unnecessary steps. ⚔️ The Valkyrie Girl Gang: Gwyn, Emerie, friendship bracelets, and the sleepover we desperately want an invitation to. 🦇 The Azriel Bonus Chapter: Elain versus Gwyn, Rhysand's spectacular cockblocking, and our predictions for who ends up with whom. 💀 That Ending, Though: Magical artifacts, questionable sacrifices, and why nobody in Prythian can seem to stay dead. Whether you're a hardcore ACOTAR fan, a Nesta apologist, an Azriel enthusiast, or someone who just wants to know why everybody is so damn horny, there's a seat for you at this very chaotic book club. Because apparently the only thing more exhausting than climbing 10,000 stairs is dealing with the Inner Circle. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and sisterly chaos!

  4. Oct 16 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Six Wives, One Botched Execution & a Podcast Announcement

    Have you ever watched the news and thought, “Surely we can't get any more ridiculous than this”? Yeah... us too. This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki are picking up where our Netflix The Widower discussion left off, except somehow we've gone from six suspicious marriages to the death penalty, botched executions, hurricane hysteria, and the very questionable decisions people make when bad weather rolls into town. We're diving into the shocking case of Christa Pike, the Tennessee death row inmate who survived a lethal injection, and asking some pretty uncomfortable questions about capital punishment, the justice system, and whether the government should be in the business of executing anyone. Things get even more disturbing when we discuss plans to broadcast a military execution. But don't worry, we still find time for our usual nonsense. There's a 1990s Michael Keaton thriller, a passionate argument about why people buy milk and bread before a storm, and an entire neighborhood that apparently values its giant Halloween skeletons more than basic hurricane preparedness. And then we have some news. After more than 60 episodes, we're getting ready to wrap up Season One of Two Girls One Haircut. Before anybody panics, WE ARE NOT BREAKING UP. We're just taking a little time to work behind the scenes, dream up what's next, and figure out how to make this little podcast of ours even better. We're talking future plans, new ideas, a holiday special, and why sometimes you have to step away from the microphone to make something bigger. In this episode: 💀 Death Row Gets Complicated — Christa Pike's botched execution and our very strong opinions about capital punishment. ⚖️ When Justice Goes Too Far — The controversy over public executions and the uncomfortable questions nobody wants to answer. 🎬 A Little 90s Nostalgia — Michael Keaton, Pacific Heights, and why men in scary movies make terrible decisions. 🌪️ Hurricane Prep for Idiots — Empty bread shelves, perfectly untouched Halloween decorations, and the great French toast conspiracy. 🎃 The Skeletons Are Not Safe — Why your 15-foot Halloween decorations might become your neighbor's problem. 🎙️ It's Not You, It's Us — Our big Season One announcement, what's coming next, and why this is definitely not goodbye. Whether you're here for the true crime, the unfiltered opinions, the unnecessary tangents, or just to hear two sisters argue about absolutely everything, we've got plenty to talk about. Because apparently the world is getting crazier, hurricane season is getting weirder, and even your favorite podcast hosts occasionally need a vacation. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, questionable opinions, and sisterly chaos!

  5. Oct 14

    The Widower: Till Death Do Us Part… or Until You Annoy Me

    Have you ever looked at a couple and wondered, “How in the hell did THAT guy get someone to marry him?” Yeah... us too. But imagine finding out he managed to do it SIX TIMES. And four of those wives are dead. This week on Two Girls One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki are diving into Netflix's true crime documentary The Widower: Till Death Do Us Part, featuring Thomas Randolph, the so-called Black Widower whose marriages seemed to come with a suspiciously high mortality rate and an even higher number of life insurance policies. We're talking questionable charm, mysterious deaths, murder-for-hire allegations, courtroom chaos, and one man's seemingly endless ability to convince women that he's husband material. Seriously, ladies. WHAT WAS THE APPEAL? But before we get to the actual murder investigation, we've got a few important marital questions of our own. Like what constitutes an unforgivable betrayal? Is marrying someone five times a red flag or proof that they believe in love? And how rich would a man have to be for you to overlook the mysterious deaths of his previous three wives? In this episode: 💍 Six Wives, Zero Common Sense? — The baffling romantic history of Thomas Randolph. 🚩 Red Flags or Just Beige? — When suspicious behavior should send you running. 💰 Till Death Do Us Part (and Pay Out) — Life insurance, suspicious deaths, and the financial side of a very deadly love story. 🔎 The Black Widower — Murder-for-hire allegations, undercover operations, and a legal saga that seemingly never ends. 💀 Marriage Is Hard. Murder Is Harder. — Our completely hypothetical discussions about marital grievances and questionable spouse behavior. 🤦‍♀️ And Because It's Us... — Health insurance hell, Batman's nipples, a husband's secret paper-towel collection, and a spectacular number of completely unnecessary tangents. Whether you're a true crime junkie, a Netflix documentary obsessive, happily married, or just wondering how some people manage to find six spouses when you can't even find one decent date, this episode is for you. Because apparently love is blind. And in Thomas Randolph's case, it might also need a really good life insurance policy. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, questionable opinions, and sisterly chaos!

  6. Oct 9 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Bad Food, Stranger Danger & No Butt Strength

    Have you ever gone on a relaxing mountain getaway and immediately started planning how you’d defend yourself from a hypothetical murderer? Yeah... us too. This week’s Behind the Pod starts with a few true-crime updates and somehow ends with us debating whether Jessie can still defend the family now that she has apparently lost all of her butt strength. In between, we’re recapping our little mountain escape — including the Mexican restaurant baked potato covered in what appeared to be actual mold, the moment all three of us silently decided we could no longer eat anything on the table, and why sometimes the greatest comfort while traveling is simply knowing exactly what your Chick-fil-A is going to taste like. Then there’s the group of eight mysterious people at lunch who we spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to identify, our decision to actually walk over and ask them who they were, Mom’s concern that the enormous lawn guy might return to murder us, and the realization that Kiki may now be significantly easier to kidnap than she once was. And because apparently that wasn’t enough, we finish with a Make-A-Wish volunteer event, IKEA furniture, a white mini skirt, an analog clock, cursive handwriting, and several moments that made us question whether civilization is going to make it. In this episode, we get into: The latest Patrick Clancy and JP Miller case updatesWhy we packed a baseball bat for a mountain vacationThe baked potato we will never emotionally recover fromWhy sometimes a chain restaurant is exactly what you needOur completely unnecessary investigation into a group of strangers at Chick-fil-AMom deciding Jessie can no longer protect the familyThe great butt-muscle debateA Make-A-Wish furniture build that became a generational crisisAnd several conversations that probably should have stayed in the group chatIf you like your true crime updates mixed with family vacations, food disasters, irrational fears, people-watching and sisters arguing about things no one else would ever think to discuss, welcome back to Behind the Pod. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and things we probably should have kept in the group chat.

  7. Oct 7

    ACOTAR Book 3: A Court of Wings and Ruin That Almost Ruined Us

    Have you ever loved a book series so much that you felt personally entitled to complain about it for an hour? Yeah... us too. This week, Jessie and Kiki are finally tackling A Court of Wings and Ruin, the third book in Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses series — and after taking approximately six painstakingly long months to finish it, we have some thoughts. We’re talking about the parts we loved, the parts that nearly broke us, and the approximately 4,000 characters and High Lords we were apparently expected to remember without a spreadsheet. Did Tamlin actually redeem himself? Did Rhysand really need to die just to come back five minutes later? Why is Nesta the nosiest person in Prythian? How did nobody realize Elain was having visions? And perhaps most importantly: why does absolutely no one in this world communicate before going into battle? In this episode, we ask the important questions: Is Tamlin redeemed… or did he just do one decent thing?Why did Rhysand have to die if we were just going to immediately undo it?How did Elain go from wandering around like a haunted Victorian child to stabbing the King of Hybern?Is Nesta secretly the nosiest woman in all of Prythian?Are Lucien and Elain ever going to stop making us uncomfortable?Do we ship Elain with Azriel, Mor… or possibly both?Why does Feyre insist on “yes, and”-ing every single dangerous situation?Could literally one person have communicated their battle plan beforehand?And after all of that… who in Prythian needs therapy the most? We also get into the final battle, Amren’s sacrifice, Mor’s reveal, Nesta and Cassian, Lucien and Elain, Tamlin’s questionable redemption arc, and our increasingly unhinged theories about where the ACOTAR series could go next. Whether you’ve read ACOTAR five times, just finished A Court of Wings and Ruin, or remember approximately three characters and a guy we keep calling Reese’s Pieces, you are among friends here. This is not your comprehensive ACOWAR literary analysis. This is two sisters who love the series enough to talk shit about it. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and things we probably should have kept in the group chat.

  8. Oct 2 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | The Clancy Case: Nothing About This Makes Our Brains Happy

    You know how sometimes you start researching something because you want answers... and somehow end up with even more questions than you started with? Welcome back to the Lindsay Clancy rabbit hole. After wrapping our main episode, Kiki apparently decided she had not sufficiently tortured herself with this case and came prepared with an entire list of things that still do not make sense to her. And Jessie, unfortunately, encouraged her. This week on Behind the Pod, we're digging further into the unanswered questions, disputed evidence, internet theories, strange details, and contradictions surrounding the Lindsay and Patrick Clancy case — while repeatedly reminding ourselves that a weird detail is not the same thing as evidence. We talk about everything from Patrick's behavior after the deaths and the questions surrounding the timeline to the DNA evidence, the medications, the infamous internet searches, the 60 Minutes interview, the “male voice,” and one particularly eerie comment Lindsay reportedly made from the hospital that stopped both of us in our tracks. And somewhere along the way, Kiki realizes she may need to get off True Crime TikTok for her own mental health. In this episode: The Patrick Clancy details Kiki still cannot make sense ofThe internet's biggest theories — and which ones don't hold upWhat the actual DNA and fingerprint evidence does and doesn't tell usWhy grainy surveillance footage might have created an entire conspiracy theoryLindsay Clancy's psychiatric treatment and conflicting accounts of her mental stateThe disputed “male voice”The hospital comment that genuinely creeped us outWhy unanswered questions do not automatically equal guiltThe uncomfortable ethics of consuming true crimeWhy we keep coming back to the failures surrounding Lindsay's mental healthcareAnd the sentence every person in this case apparently needed to hear: Read the room.Because beneath all the theories, TikToks, courtroom clips, and internet detective work is a devastating story about three children, a family destroyed, and a woman who had repeatedly sought help before everything went horribly wrong. And yes... we're officially banning Kiki from researching this case after midnight. Probably. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, opinions, and whatever rabbit hole we fall into next.

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Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.

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  • Creator
    Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    69
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds
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    Two Girls, One Haircut

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