Two Girls, One Haircut

Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds

Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.

  1. 11h ago ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Throbbing, Heroin Chic & Our Harshest Critics

    Are we getting better at podcasting—or slowly planning all the fun out of it? This week, Jessie and Kiki are behind the pod talking about the emotional crash that apparently follows every recording session. No matter how much we prepare, we inevitably finish an episode convinced we have lost the magic, ruined the podcast, and should probably never speak into a microphone again. Then Binkie plays it back, and unfortunately…it is usually fine. We also celebrate an important podcast milestone: our first TikTok troll! A mysterious teenage boy called one of our videos “AI slop,” and instead of feeling offended, Kiki was thrilled. We are legitimate content creators now! She briefly considered fighting with a child on the internet but responsibly decided to save that for Season Two. Meanwhile, we discovered that our own father has listened to every regular episode but refuses to listen to Behind the Pod because he does not understand why anyone would want to hear us talk about something we already talked about. Once again, our number-one troll lives within the family. The conversation gets more vulnerable when Jessie shares the anxiety she felt after the GLP-1 episode was released. Talking openly during the recording was one thing. Knowing that friends, coworkers, and strangers could actually hear it was something else entirely. We talk about body shame, oversharing, and why publicly discussing something positive can still leave you feeling deeply exposed. We also get honest about the strange experience of launching something creative and discovering that the people you expected to support you are not always the ones who show up. Sometimes it is an old friend, an unexpected listener, or a stranger on the internet who takes the time to listen, share, and tell you exactly what made them laugh. Thankfully, Mom is doing enough repeat listening to compensate for everyone else. Also in this episode: Why planning more somehow makes us podcast worseThe agreement that Jessie and Kiki can see the questions—but cannot discuss themJonathan being psychologically haunted by the word “throbbing”The unexpected number of people who do not know what “heroin chic” meansWhether Mom is single-handedly skewing our podcast analyticsWhy one thoughtful text from a listener means more than people realizeA preview of our upcoming millennial career crisis episode—which we recently learned is apparently not just called “being alive” New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! Visit our website for more episodes, bonus content, and everything happening with Two Girls, One Haircut. Then follow us on social media at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut.

  2. 2d ago

    Vladimir, Hot Professors & Why Women Choose Themselves

    Have you ever watched a woman completely unravel and slowly realized… maybe she isn’t unraveling at all? This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking about Netflix’s Vladimir, starring Rachel Weisz and Leo Woodall—a literary, sexy, slightly unhinged slow burn about desire, ambition, marriage, and what happens when a middle-aged woman finally starts choosing herself. At first, Rachel Weisz’s unnamed professor appears to be spiraling into a full-blown obsession with her hot younger colleague. She is fantasizing about him, following him around campus, questioning her marriage, and generally behaving like someone who may have completely lost the plot. But what if she is actually writing it? As the season unfolds, Vladimir becomes much more than a story about a thirsty professor having a midlife crisis. It becomes a story about female creativity, the double standard surrounding women’s desire, and the difference between losing control and finally taking ownership of your own life. In this episode: Why Rachel Weisz’s character initially gave us secondhand embarrassmentThe hot professor, the open marriage, and a university run by offended studentsThe literary Easter eggs Kiki noticed and Jessie completely missedThat collected, Nancy Meyers-style house and the wardrobe we could not stop watchingThe slow-burn scene that was absolutely worth the seven-episode waitWhy the final episode changes everything you thought you understoodThe ultimate feminist mic drop: choosing your own ambition over either man Before we get there, we also discuss pets with extremely specific water preferences, cats demanding courtesy flushes, advice for our 22-year-old selves, childhood career dreams, and the movies that emotionally traumatized an entire generation. This episode contains major spoilers for the full season of Vladimir. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! Head over to our website for more episodes, bonus content, and everything happening with Two Girls, One Haircut. Then join our growing community on social media at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut.

  3. Jul 24 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | From Jaws to Final Destination

    Ever wonder what happens after we stop recording the "real" episode? Apparently... we keep talking. This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie, Kiki, and Professor Binkie go down a rabbit hole of Jaws trivia, movies that permanently changed how we see the world, and whether Final Destination is the reason millennials refuse to drive behind logging trucks. The sisters also debate which modern actors should star in a Jaws remake, revisit Blackfish, Twisters, Arachnophobia, Psycho, and Free Willy, discover that orcas aren't quite what they thought they were, and somehow end up discussing hornworms that projectile vomit, sea camp, oysters, produce recalls, and why peer pressure has never worked on either of them. Plus, they hand out Shark Week awards, decide which sister would get bitten first, who would stop for a selfie during a shark sighting, and who would absolutely chase a seagull down the beach after stealing their lunch. If you came for shark facts but stayed for the completely unhinged tangents... welcome home. In this episode: Jaws trivia with Professor BinkieThe movies that changed how we see the worldRecasting Jaws with today's actorsOrcas, Blackfish & Free WillySea Camp memoriesShark Week AwardsGardening disasters & projectile-vomiting hornwormsThe produce parasite outbreakKiki's very passionate message for podcast listenersNew episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for bonus content, recommendations, and everything we couldn't fit into the show. Then come hang out with us on social @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more sister chaos.

  4. Jul 22

    Shark Week 2026 | Jaws, Hot Takes & Why Everyone Is Wrong About Sharks

    Have you ever been swimming in the ocean, thought about what might be underneath you, and immediately heard the Jaws theme in your head? Yeah... us too. This week, Jessie and Kiki are celebrating Shark Week by diving into Netflix’s Shark Whisperer, the legacy of Jaws, shark conservation, and why sharks may be the victims of one of the most successful smear campaigns in history. After watching Ocean Ramsey swim alongside tiger sharks, great whites, and the unforgettable Roxy, the sisters ask an important question: Are sharks really the terrifying villains we have been taught to fear... or have movies, headlines, and decades of bad publicity completely distorted the truth? Along the way, Jessie shares stories from her years of scuba diving in Florida, including encounters with bull sharks, hammerheads, shipwrecks, and enormous schools of fish. The sisters also talk about growing up near the ocean, collecting shark teeth, swimming with stingrays, and why being underwater can feel so peaceful. Of course, the conversation does not stay on sharks for long. They also wander through escaped cobras, snakes in Florida toilets, alligator survival techniques, Taylor Swift wedding gossip, mosquito bites, whale sharks, shark-tracking apps, and why neither sister will ever willingly swim in a lake. Plus, Professor Binkie puts them through a shark-themed round of Would You Rather, forcing them to choose between swimming with a great white or holding a tarantula, fighting one shark or 100 angry seagulls, and hearing the Jaws theme while swimming—or hearing absolutely nothing at all. In this episode: Netflix’s Shark WhispererOcean Ramsey and shark conservationHow Jaws changed the way we see sharksScuba diving with sharksShark myths and surprising statisticsShark-tracking technologyFlorida snakes and alligatorsShark-themed Would You Rather Whether you are a lifelong Shark Week fan, terrified of what might be swimming beneath you, or simply wondering whether 100 angry seagulls are worse than one shark, this conversation is for you. Because maybe sharks are not the villains of the ocean... Maybe they just need better publicity. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, behind-the-scenes moments, and all the things we couldn't fit into the podcast.

  5. Jul 17 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | We're Defending Martha Stewart. Hear Us Out.

    If you thought our Martha Stewart conversation ended with beautiful gardens and linen napkins... think again. This week's Behind the Pod takes a sharp turn into one of the wildest celebrity stories of the last twenty-five years: Martha Stewart's insider trading case, her time in federal prison, and the comeback that somehow led to an iconic friendship with Snoop Dogg. Jessie and Kiki unpack what actually happened during the investigation, why they think Martha became the face of corporate accountability while countless others escaped scrutiny, and whether her punishment ever truly fit the crime. Along the way, they spiral into conversations about celebrity justice, loyalty, prison rehabilitation, lie detector tests, famous journals we'd love to read, Orange Is the New Black, the Menendez brothers, and why Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart might just be one of the greatest celebrity friendships of all time. As always, there's plenty of laughing, a few wildly unpopular opinions, and at least one tangent that absolutely nobody saw coming. In this episode: Martha Stewart's insider trading case explainedDid Martha Stewart deserve prison?The FBI investigation and celebrity trialsThe friendship between Martha Stewart and Snoop DoggLife after prison and the ultimate celebrity comebackThe documentaries everyone should watchOur hottest Martha Stewart takesSister chaos, conspiracy theories, and rabbit holes Whether you're a longtime Martha fan or just know her as Snoop Dogg's bestie, this Behind the Pod dives into the story behind one of pop culture's most fascinating reinventions. Because sometimes the best comeback story starts with the most unexpected chapter. New full episodes every Wednesday. New Behind the Pod episodes every Friday. Love the conversation? There's even more waiting for you! Visit our website for bonus content, behind-the-scenes extras, show notes, and all the links we mention in each episode. And don't forget to follow us on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut so you never miss a new episode, Behind the Pod drop, or a little bit of sister chaos.

  6. Jul 15

    Martha Stewart, Meghan Markle & Why We All Want a Beautiful Life

    Have you ever looked around your house and thought, "If I just fixed this one room, I'd finally have my life together?" Yeah... us too. This week, Jessie and Kiki dive into the world of Martha Stewart, Meghan Markle, Nancy Meyers movies, beautiful homes, cozy living, and why so many of us are constantly chasing the feeling that life could be just a little more beautiful. After watching the Martha Stewart documentaries and spending way too much time discussing perfectly curated kitchens, linen napkins, fresh flowers, and signature home scents, the sisters ask an important question: Are these women creating impossible standards... or are they giving us hope? Along the way, they talk about growing up in a home where holidays were celebrated with intention, why thoughtfully designed spaces have such a powerful impact on mental health, and the constant battle between wanting a lived-in home and wanting one that somehow always looks magazine-ready. They also introduce a phenomenon they lovingly call "The Design Creeps"—that moment when replacing one rug somehow turns into redecorating your entire house. The conversation wanders through everything from DIY projects, gardening, hosting traditions, decorating for the seasons, and bread makers to why Martha Stewart and Meghan Markle receive so much criticism despite inspiring millions of people to slow down and appreciate everyday life. If you've ever dreamed of living inside a Nancy Meyers movie, rearranged your furniture at midnight, bought throw pillows you definitely didn't need, or convinced yourself that one candle from Target might solve all your problems... welcome home. In this episode: Martha Stewart documentariesMeghan Markle and everyday luxuryRomanticizing everyday lifeGardening, baking & homemakingSignature home scents and hosting traditionsInterior design psychologyThe "Design Creeps" phenomenonNancy Meyers aestheticSeasonal decorating traditionsWhy creating a beautiful home can be an act of self-care Whether you're a Martha Stewart superfan, secretly building Pinterest boards at 2 a.m., or just trying to make your everyday life feel a little more intentional, this conversation is for you. Because maybe the goal isn't perfection… Maybe it's simply learning to fall in love with living. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today's episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, behind-the-scenes moments, and all the things we couldn't fit into the podcast.

  7. Jul 10 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | GIF, Pecan, Oregon & Other Words We Refuse to Say Correctly

    We are entering a new era of Two Girls, One Haircut: new microphones, a possible visual setup, and Kiki’s brand-new home-edit TikTok that's already doing suspiciously well... But before any of that can happen, we have to settle the truly important questions: Is it GIF or JIF? Pecan (pee-can vs. puh-kahn)? Gala (gay-luh vs. gah-luh)? Vase (vayse vs. vahz)? And why does Georgia insist on pronouncing every town name in the most confusing way possible? In this short Behind the Pod episode, Jessie and Kiki debate the pronunciation of ten words that have apparently been quietly dividing families, regions, and the English-speaking world for years. We also talk about going back to San Antonio, lazy-river childhood memories, listening to the third book in the ACOTAR series, A Court of Wings and Ruin, while cleaning the garage, and why some people may only listen to the Behind the Pod episodes—which is both confusing and a little concerning. Come argue with us about grammar, regional accents, and whether the person who invented GIF gets to decide how it’s pronounced. Follow, rate, and review Two Girls, One Haircut wherever you listen— and let us know online at @twogirlsonehaircut if you are you Team GIF or Team JIF?

  8. Jul 8

    TikTok, Body Dysmorphia & Being Too Old for American Eagle?

    It’s a summer catch-up episode, which means we are covering approximately seventeen unrelated topics with the confidence of people who absolutely should have had an outline. This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking TikTok rabbit holes, sea turtle barnacle removal, horse-hoof cleaning, ghostly refrigerator behavior, and the deeply important question: if you were a ghost, what petty inconvenience would you cause people? Then we get into the real summer chaos: bra shopping. After discovering that neither of us had been wearing the right bra size, we had to face the emotional, physical, and financial consequences of getting properly fitted. Turns out a bra that actually fits is both life-changing and, unfortunately, a little bit like breaking in a pair of Birkenstocks. We also talk about shopping at American Eagle for the first time in our forties, navigating body dysmorphia while losing weight, realizing our clothes no longer fit, finding random cash in a parking lot, and deciding the universe clearly wanted us to buy more shorts. Plus, we recap our Asheville trip, Summerween reading list, bookstore bathroom science, the terrifyingly drunk man we encountered in a hotel elevator, why we need women-only gas stations and hotel floors, and how Jessie is adjusting to a normal-person work schedule after starting her new job. If you like sister catch-ups, chaotic conversations, nostalgic shopping trips, spooky summer books, and hearing two women process their lives in real time, this one is for you. Follow, rate, and review Two Girls, One Haircut wherever you listen—and tell us online at @twogirlsonehaircut: what is the most random thing your TikTok algorithm has convinced you to become obsessed with?

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Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.

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  • Creator
    Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    44
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds
  • Show Website
    Two Girls, One Haircut