Two Girls, One Haircut

Jessie Worthington and Kiki Reynolds

Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.

  1. 1d ago

    We Were Supposed to Talk About Aliens | The Odyssey, Millennial Anxiety & Aliens w/ Josh

    Have you ever invited someone over to talk about aliens... and then spent almost an hour talking about literally everything except aliens? Yeah... us too. Josh is back, and apparently none of us can be trusted with a rundown. What was supposed to be our Disclosure Day episode quickly turns into Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, Stranger Things, IMAX, movie theater anxiety, why elder millennials are probably traumatized beyond repair, and the time a giant rat walked across Josh’s foot during The Bourne Ultimatum. So... normal stuff. We also get unexpectedly deep about podcast burnout, creative work, careers, side hustles, and that weird point in adulthood when you realize maybe you don’t actually want to keep climbing the ladder forever. Maybe you just want to like the people you work with, make enough money to live your life, laugh during the day, and stop turning every hobby into another job... A revolutionary concept. In this episode: Christopher Nolan’s The OdysseyStranger Things and the Invisible CollegeIMAX, movie theaters, and anxietyWhy elder millennials are the way we areJosh’s absolutely horrifying movie-theater rat storyPodcast burnout and content creationCareer ambition and redefining successWork-life balance... allegedlySerial hobbies and blind confidenceA little bit of Disclosure DayA LOT of getting completely off topic Whether you’re excited for The Odyssey, reconsidering your entire career, or have ever sat down with friends to discuss one thing and somehow ended up talking about rats, 9/11, Gordon Ramsay, and pegging... welcome. You’re among friends. Because we really did plan an alien episode. We just didn’t record it yet. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, behind-the-scenes moments, and all the things we couldn’t fit into the podcast.

  2. 6d ago ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | TikTok Trends, Dream Sponsors & Hamet Made Us Cry

    Have you ever seen a TikTok telling you how you’re supposed to dress at your age and immediately thought, “Well, apparently I don’t own any of those clothes?” Yeah... us too. After spending the main episode spiraling over the Millennial Career Crisis, Jessie and Kiki are officially clocking out and getting back to the important issues: Are we dressing our age? Why don't adult shoes light up? And exactly how embarrassing is it to tell a complete stranger you have a podcast? We start with the viral “dress your age” TikTok trend—which naturally turns into Jessie and Kiki deciding it would be much more entertaining to recreate the outfits they wore as children. Think hot pink leggings, tutus, Disney princess shirts and light-up sneakers... but on grown women. Then we get into the brands we desperately need to sponsor the podcast, why Jessie's cat Penny has been placed on a diet she absolutely did not consent to, and the logistical nightmare of feeding one cat diet food while simultaneously trying to fatten up the other. Kiki also recounts the deeply humbling experience of her father-in-law suddenly noticing the nose ring she's had for FIFTEEN YEARS, which somehow leads to the even more terrifying experience of trying to tell a waitress about the podcast. Spoiler: Kiki chickens out. Mom does not. Plus, Jessie has selected the next Two Girls One Haircut karaoke song, Kiki apparently doesn't know enough Florida Georgia Line to make this easy, and we wrap things up with Hamnet, Jessie Buckley, and why Jessie spent approximately two hours emotionally devastated by a movie she would still enthusiastically recommend. In this episode: The TikTok “dress your age” trendWhy childhood fashion deserves an adult comebackOur dream podcast sponsorsPenny's deeply unpopular dietWhy Jax needs the “fat food”Parents noticing things approximately once every five yearsThe humiliation of promoting your own podcast in publicOur next Two Girls One Haircut karaoke disasterHamnet, Jessie Buckley & a LOT of cryingA little tease of the true-crime insanity coming next week Whether you're still wearing leggings every chance you get, secretly want adult light-up shoes, have an animal who refuses diet food, or have ever wanted to crawl under a table after talking about yourself to a stranger—welcome. You're among friends. Growing older may not make us less embarrassing. Apparently, it just gives us more material. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

  3. Aug 12

    The Millennial Career Crisis: We Were Promised a Very Different Life

    Have you ever looked at your career, your bank account, your student loans, and the price of a house and thought, “Wait… wasn’t this supposed to get easier?” Yeah... us too. This week, Jessie and Kiki are diving into the Millennial Career Crisis—and quickly realizing it might actually just be the Great Millennial Everything Crisis. We were told there was a formula: go to college, work hard, climb the corporate ladder, stay loyal to your employer, buy a house, build a career, and eventually you’d arrive at this magical place called “success.” Except somewhere between 9/11, the Great Recession, crushing student loan debt, a global pandemic, skyrocketing housing costs, stagnant wages, burnout, and now AI threatening to completely reshape the job market... somebody apparently changed the formula. Jessie and Kiki come at the conversation from two completely different sides: Jessie has spent her career climbing the traditional professional ladder, while Kiki has spent years running her own creative business. And somehow, they’ve both ended up asking versions of the exact same question: Is this really what work is supposed to feel like? In this episode: The Millennial Career Crisis and career burnoutWhy the career roadmap we were given stopped workingCorporate careers vs. owning your own businessStudent loans, housing costs, and financial insecurityWhy hard work and company loyalty don't guarantee successWork-life boundaries and actually taking your days offGoing back to school in your 30s and 40sAI, automation, and the future of workUniversal basic incomeSeparating your identity from your jobWhat “success” actually looks like as you get olderAnd, somehow... robot gynecologists Whether you’re burned out, underpaid, questioning your career, fantasizing about quitting your job, trying to turn your side hustle into something bigger, or simply wondering why adulthood looks absolutely nothing like what we were promised—this episode is for you. Maybe the crisis isn’t that we failed at the plan. Maybe the plan stopped making sense. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, hot takes, and behind-the-scenes chaos.

  4. Aug 7 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Gen Z Can’t Read This & August Is Not Fall

    Have you ever walked into Target during back-to-school season, taken one look at the crowds, and immediately realized you had made a terrible mistake? Yeah... us too. This week’s Behind the Pod begins with Jessie and Kiki preparing for a completely chaotic August filled with beach trips, Chicago, Wrigley Field, dog-sitting, family obligations, and almost an entire month without recording together. But before anyone leaves town, Jessie is facing a much more serious crisis: Does she want to dress like a carefree college student heading back to campus—or like a sophisticated woman carrying flowers through a farmers market in a Nancy Meyers movie? Apparently, she would like to be both. The sisters also unpack Gen Z’s newest movie obsession, fittingly titled Obsession, a deeply unsettling movie they watched immediately after Netflix’s A Toxic Love Story. What follows is a conversation about magical wishes, toxic relationships, one extremely disturbing cat shrine, people standing silently in dark corners, and a male lead so frustratingly helpless that Jessie and Kiki begin questioning the future of human reproduction. Then they revisit their annual mistake of entering Target during back-to-school shopping season, investigate why toilet paper now costs approximately $35, and issue an important public-service announcement: AUGUST IS NOT FALL! It is still summer. It is still hot. The children may be back in school, but that does not mean anyone needs to start pretending it is sweater weather. But, the real existential crisis begins when Jessie discovers a video on The Gram of younger people struggling to read cursive and tell time using an analog clock. As the owner of a stationery company that regularly uses handwritten script, Kiki is suddenly forced to reconsider her products, her TikTok graphics, and possibly her entire creative identity. In this episode: The movie, ObsessionThe movie scene that made Kiki afraid of the darkBeach trips, Chicago, and Wrigley FieldBack-to-campus fashion and midlife style crisesBack-to-school shopping at TargetWhy August is still summer—not fallGen Z and cursive handwritingStudents using ChatGPT for school assignmentsThe teacher who used hidden text to catch AI cheating Whether you are avoiding Target until September, refusing to decorate for fall while it is still 90 degrees outside, or suddenly wondering whether anyone under 25 can read your handwriting, this conversation is for you. Because the world may be changing… but August is still summer, cursive deserves to survive, and toilet paper should not require a payment plan. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, behind-the-scenes moments, and all the things we couldn’t fit into the podcast.

  5. Aug 5

    A Toxic Love Story: The Twisted Case of Ian Diaz, Angela Diaz & Michelle Hadley

    Have you ever watched a true-crime documentary, confidently decided who the villain was, and then realized you may have believed the wrong person entirely? Yeah... us too. This week, Jessie and Kiki are diving into Netflix’s A Toxic Love Story, the unbelievable case involving federal marshal Ian Diaz, his new wife, Angela Diaz, and his ex-fiancée, Michelle Hadley. At first, the story appears straightforward. Ian and Angela say they are being terrorized by a jealous ex who refuses to let go. The threatening emails escalate, strangers are allegedly contacted online, police are called repeatedly, and Michelle eventually finds herself accused of orchestrating a horrifying cyberstalking campaign. But as the documentary unfolds, nearly everything about the story begins to change. Who was actually sending the messages? How did Michelle spend 88 days in jail for crimes she did not commit? How much did Angela know? And what happens when the law-enforcement officer helping shape the investigation may also be the person investigators should be questioning? Jessie and Kiki break down the fake pregnancies, forged evidence, false police reports, online impersonation, abuse of power, and layers of manipulation that make this one of Netflix’s most frustrating and twist-filled true-crime stories. They also discuss how documentaries influence whom we believe, why women are so quickly dismissed as jealous or “crazy,” how controlling behavior can hide behind romance, and what this case reveals about credibility, police investigations, and the danger of hearing only one side of a story. Before diving into the documentary, Professor Binkie tests Jessie and Kiki’s ability to recognize relationship warning signs with a round of Red Flag or Green Flag. They debate whether a man who owns six pet snakes is an animal lover or someone you should immediately avoid, whether sending AAA when you have a flat tire counts as helping, and whether emergency snacks hidden throughout the house might be the greatest relationship green flag of all time. In this episode: Cyberstalking, online impersonation, and threatening emailsMichelle Hadley’s wrongful arrest and 88 days in jailFake pregnancies, false police reports, and fabricated evidenceCoercive control and manipulation in romantic relationshipsHow law-enforcement authority can influence an investigationThe warning signs investigators initially overlookedHow true-crime documentaries shape our perception of victims and suspectsWhy women are so often dismissed as jealous, unstable, or “crazy”Pet snakes, overinvolved mothers, matching dog pajamas, Reddit accounts, and emergency snacks Whether you have already watched A Toxic Love Story, love a true-crime case filled with shocking reversals, or simply want to hear Jessie and Kiki yell at the television every time another lie is revealed, this conversation is for you. Because sometimes the person who looks guilty is innocent… and sometimes everyone involved is waving a red flag. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn’t stop here! Head over to our website for show notes, bonus content, recommendations, and all the links from today’s episode. Then join our growing community on social media @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more laughs, behind-the-scenes moments, and all the things we couldn’t fit into the podcast.

  6. Jul 31 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | Throbbing, Heroin Chic & Our Harshest Critics

    Are we getting better at podcasting—or slowly planning all the fun out of it? This week, Jessie and Kiki are behind the pod talking about the emotional crash that apparently follows every recording session. No matter how much we prepare, we inevitably finish an episode convinced we have lost the magic, ruined the podcast, and should probably never speak into a microphone again. Then Binkie plays it back, and unfortunately…it is usually fine. We also celebrate an important podcast milestone: our first TikTok troll! A mysterious teenage boy called one of our videos “AI slop,” and instead of feeling offended, Kiki was thrilled. We are legitimate content creators now! She briefly considered fighting with a child on the internet but responsibly decided to save that for Season Two. Meanwhile, we discovered that our own father has listened to every regular episode but refuses to listen to Behind the Pod because he does not understand why anyone would want to hear us talk about something we already talked about. Once again, our number-one troll lives within the family. The conversation gets more vulnerable when Jessie shares the anxiety she felt after the GLP-1 episode was released. Talking openly during the recording was one thing. Knowing that friends, coworkers, and strangers could actually hear it was something else entirely. We talk about body shame, oversharing, and why publicly discussing something positive can still leave you feeling deeply exposed. We also get honest about the strange experience of launching something creative and discovering that the people you expected to support you are not always the ones who show up. Sometimes it is an old friend, an unexpected listener, or a stranger on the internet who takes the time to listen, share, and tell you exactly what made them laugh. Thankfully, Mom is doing enough repeat listening to compensate for everyone else. Also in this episode: Why planning more somehow makes us podcast worseThe agreement that Jessie and Kiki can see the questions—but cannot discuss themJonathan being psychologically haunted by the word “throbbing”The unexpected number of people who do not know what “heroin chic” meansWhether Mom is single-handedly skewing our podcast analyticsWhy one thoughtful text from a listener means more than people realizeA preview of our upcoming millennial career crisis episode—which we recently learned is apparently not just called “being alive” New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! Visit our website for more episodes, bonus content, and everything happening with Two Girls, One Haircut. Then follow us on social media at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut.

  7. Jul 29

    Vladimir, Hot Professors & Why Women Choose Themselves

    Have you ever watched a woman completely unravel and slowly realized… maybe she isn’t unraveling at all? This week, Jessie and Kiki are talking about Netflix’s Vladimir, starring Rachel Weisz and Leo Woodall—a literary, sexy, slightly unhinged slow burn about desire, ambition, marriage, and what happens when a middle-aged woman finally starts choosing herself. At first, Rachel Weisz’s unnamed professor appears to be spiraling into a full-blown obsession with her hot younger colleague. She is fantasizing about him, following him around campus, questioning her marriage, and generally behaving like someone who may have completely lost the plot. But what if she is actually writing it? As the season unfolds, Vladimir becomes much more than a story about a thirsty professor having a midlife crisis. It becomes a story about female creativity, the double standard surrounding women’s desire, and the difference between losing control and finally taking ownership of your own life. In this episode: Why Rachel Weisz’s character initially gave us secondhand embarrassmentThe hot professor, the open marriage, and a university run by offended studentsThe literary Easter eggs Kiki noticed and Jessie completely missedThat collected, Nancy Meyers-style house and the wardrobe we could not stop watchingThe slow-burn scene that was absolutely worth the seven-episode waitWhy the final episode changes everything you thought you understoodThe ultimate feminist mic drop: choosing your own ambition over either man Before we get there, we also discuss pets with extremely specific water preferences, cats demanding courtesy flushes, advice for our 22-year-old selves, childhood career dreams, and the movies that emotionally traumatized an entire generation. This episode contains major spoilers for the full season of Vladimir. New episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! Head over to our website for more episodes, bonus content, and everything happening with Two Girls, One Haircut. Then join our growing community on social media at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut.

  8. Jul 24 ·  Bonus

    Behind the Pod | From Jaws to Final Destination

    Ever wonder what happens after we stop recording the "real" episode? Apparently... we keep talking. This week on Behind the Pod, Jessie, Kiki, and Professor Binkie go down a rabbit hole of Jaws trivia, movies that permanently changed how we see the world, and whether Final Destination is the reason millennials refuse to drive behind logging trucks. The sisters also debate which modern actors should star in a Jaws remake, revisit Blackfish, Twisters, Arachnophobia, Psycho, and Free Willy, discover that orcas aren't quite what they thought they were, and somehow end up discussing hornworms that projectile vomit, sea camp, oysters, produce recalls, and why peer pressure has never worked on either of them. Plus, they hand out Shark Week awards, decide which sister would get bitten first, who would stop for a selfie during a shark sighting, and who would absolutely chase a seagull down the beach after stealing their lunch. If you came for shark facts but stayed for the completely unhinged tangents... welcome home. In this episode: Jaws trivia with Professor BinkieThe movies that changed how we see the worldRecasting Jaws with today's actorsOrcas, Blackfish & Free WillySea Camp memoriesShark Week AwardsGardening disasters & projectile-vomiting hornwormsThe produce parasite outbreakKiki's very passionate message for podcast listenersNew episodes every Wednesday with Behind the Pod every Friday! The conversation doesn't stop here! Head over to our website for bonus content, recommendations, and everything we couldn't fit into the show. Then come hang out with us on social @TwoGirlsOneHaircut for even more sister chaos.

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Two girls, one haircut. Very different opinions. Join sisters Jessie and Kiki for a sarcastic, slightly judgy, and always funny conversation about whatever everyone else is talking about—pop culture, movies, shows, books, current events, family stories, and everything in between. They may look alike, but their opinions could not be more different. It’s like overhearing your sisters in the kitchen—unfiltered, chaotic, and brutally honest in the best way. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and get comfortable—because if you’re here, you’re officially part of the family.

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