The AI Guy Podcast

val@advalorem.io (Val Kleyman)

The AI Guy Podcast is a fully AI-produced show built for small business owners who keep hearing about AI but haven't figured out what it actually means for their business. Host Val Kleyman ("Your AI Guy") and AI co-host Alex break down real AI tools, pricing, case studies, and implementation strategies — no hype, no jargon, just practical insights you can use this week. Every element of this podcast — from research to scripts to voices — is generated using AI, proving that the technology we discuss is the same technology creating this show. New episodes every Monday.

  1. 3d ago

    EP29: Your Customer's Next Search Is a Robot - And It Can't See You

    On September 9, 2026, Mastercard launched Agent Connect: one integration that lets an AI shopping agent find your products, build a cart, confirm the final price, and check out. The day before, Meta launched Muse, a personal AI agent that shops and pays using Stripe's Link. And Microsoft's Copilot Checkout now covers more than 500,000 merchants. The AI shopping shelf is being built this week. The catch: those agents can only buy from businesses whose product data they can actually read. If your catalog is thin, has no structured feed, or you're only found by people who already know your name, you are not on a lower shelf - you are not in the running at all. Marcus and Jules break down why this matters this week, and walk through a four-step weekend playbook that costs zero dollars. Step one, spend thirty minutes inventorying every SKU and checking the five fields an agent needs: name, price, availability, specs, and brand. Step two, tag each product with those five fields. Step three, publish a clean structured product feed - and if you're on Shopify, you're likely already wired into Copilot Checkout automatically. Step four, give your top ten products a one-sentence, machine-readable description plus image alt-text. Total cost, about zero dollars. Total time, about four hours this weekend. Includes the 1990s dot-com parallel - the small stores that exported clean, structured product data to the early search engines got found and became the winners, while the ones that stayed print-only became the ones who got bought out. They didn't survive. They bought their competitors. Strategy packages at https://ai.advalorem.io/strategies/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=ai_guy&utm_campaign=ep29_agentic_commerce. The AI Guy is part of the AdValorem podcast network. Voices and content are AI-generated.

  2. Sep 7

    EP28: AI Just Got 80% Cheaper - And Your Bills Are Still Last Year's Price

    In one month the entire price structure of frontier AI moved. On July 30 OpenAI cut the Luna tier by 80 percent, from one dollar and six to twenty cents and one twenty. On August 21 they cut the Sol flagship by twenty percent, from five and thirty to four and twenty, for the next three months. And on September 3 they released GPT-6 Astra, the new flagship, at ten dollars a million input tokens and fifty a million output. Meanwhile a Layer3Labs audit of forty small and mid-sized business AI stacks found that sixty-eight percent of SMBs are still paying more than double the current market rate, with a median of one thousand one hundred dollars a month in savings sitting unclaimed. Marcus and Jules break down why a price drop is a signal to renegotiate, not a discount to ignore, and walk through a four-step weekend playbook that costs zero dollars. Step one, inventory every AI subscription, API bill, and SaaS add-on in thirty minutes. Step two, tag each tool as routine, standard, or frontier. Step three, move ninety percent of routine work to the new cheap tier. Step four, add a one-sentence repricing clause to every annual contract. Includes the 2013 4G rollout parallel, the owners who renegotiated after the price collapse saved forty to sixty percent in year one, while the ones who let their contracts auto-renew paid the 3G price for 5G speed. Strategy packages at https://ai.advalorem.io/strategies/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=ai_guy&utm_campaign=ep28_ai_cost_reprice. The AI Guy is part of the AdValorem podcast network. Voices and content are AI-generated.

  3. Jul 30

    EP26: OpenAI Just Handed Every SMB An Enterprise Playbook - And Named The Six Partners You Already Use

    On July 22, 2026 OpenAI launched Presence, an enterprise voice and chat agent stack for Fortune 500 customers - and 24 hours later announced the ChatGPT for Small Business program with free OpenAI Academy events across the US and a curated partner list every SMB owner needs to memorize: Dropbox, Shopify, Intuit, Slack, Atlassian, and Wix. ChatGPT Work and Codex just crossed 10 million users. Marcus and Jules break down the 4-step weekend playbook every business owner can run right now: pick the ONE partner from the list of six where you already spend the most money every month, register for the free OpenAI Academy event closest to your zip code, build ONE workflow this weekend that connects ChatGPT Business to your chosen partner, and put a printed Academy certificate on your office wall as a trust marker your customers will notice. Includes the 1995 Microsoft Office historical parallel - the small businesses that bought Office 95 and standardized their team on Excel and Word did not just survive the transition, they bought their WordPerfect and Lotus competitors for pennies by 1999. Total cost: zero if you already pay for one of the six partners, or 25 dollars a month for a single ChatGPT Business seat if you do not. Total time: one weekend, four hours, no consultant, no agency. Strategy packages at https://ai.advalorem.io/strategies/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=ai_guy&utm_campaign=ep26_openai_smb. The AI Guy is part of the AdValorem podcast network. Voices and content are AI-generated.

  4. Jul 16

    EP25: Google Just Gave Every SMB a Free AI Scoreboard - Open Yours Before Your Competitor Does

    On July 2, 2026 Google confirmed the AI Performance Report is rolling out to more Search Console accounts. The day before, Bing backfilled its own equivalent report all the way to June 1. For the first time in the history of AI search, small business owners can see - for free - exactly which of their pages get cited inside AI Overviews, AI Mode, and Discover AI features. Marcus and Jules break down the 4-step weekend playbook every SMB owner can run right now: open Search Console today and write down your AI Performance baseline, fix your business identity across Google Business Profile, Bing Places, and Apple Business Connect in the same 24-hour window, write one clean answer page for each of your top ten customer questions, and get five real reviews this week from customers who name the specific thing you did. Includes the Seer Interactive study across 2.43 billion impressions showing the 37 percent CTR gap between queries with AI Overviews and queries without, and the 2005 Google Analytics historical parallel - the owners who opened Analytics when it launched for free spent the next fifteen years running circles around competitors who were flying blind. Total cost: zero dollars for every step. Total time: one weekend, four hours, no developer, no agency. Strategy packages at https://ai.advalorem.io/strategies/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=ai_guy&utm_campaign=ep25_ai_scoreboard. The AI Guy is part of the AdValorem podcast network. Voices and content are AI-generated.

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The AI Guy Podcast is a fully AI-produced show built for small business owners who keep hearing about AI but haven't figured out what it actually means for their business. Host Val Kleyman ("Your AI Guy") and AI co-host Alex break down real AI tools, pricing, case studies, and implementation strategies — no hype, no jargon, just practical insights you can use this week. Every element of this podcast — from research to scripts to voices — is generated using AI, proving that the technology we discuss is the same technology creating this show. New episodes every Monday.