Unfortunate Cookies

Heath Fall Kyle Ascione
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  1. 2d ago

    I've Got A Fistful Of Chicken Fingers!

    Heath and Kyle are back with another chaotic round of fortune-cookie-fueled conversation. What starts as technical difficulties and audio glitches quickly spirals into stories about fried chicken, small-town culture in Northern Michigan, awkward community moments, and the strange wisdom hidden inside cheap cookies. Along the way, the guys talk diversity, funerals, peanut allergies, Yes Man, and why sometimes the best thing you can do in life is just say yes. It’s weird, funny, unexpectedly thoughtful, and exactly the kind of unscripted nonsense you’d expect from Unfortunate Cookies. Links: https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    18 min

  2. Jun 6

    Kyle Is A One Girl Revolution

    This week, Heath and Kyle take a trip back to their youth group days, revisiting awkward teenage moments, Christian music festivals, first concerts, and the memories that helped shape a decades-long friendship. From a misunderstood joke that sent youth leaders into panic mode to stories about playing music together and reminiscing about cultural touchstones like Vine, Bob Barker, and Festival Con Dios, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughs, and the kind of inside jokes that only make sense after twenty years of friendship. https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    20 min

  3. May 30

    Let's Get The Band Back Together!

    Heath and Kyle take a chaotic stroll down memory lane, bouncing from game shows and Nickelodeon slime to youth group mishaps and concerts that probably should’ve gone differently. What starts with stories about writing the wrong thing on a form quickly turns into a mix of nostalgia, ridiculous moments, and the kind of laughs that only come from looking back at how weird we all were. Along the way, they somehow connect Bob Barker, band practice chaos, and random life lessons into a conversation about friendship, growing up, and why the dumbest moments end up meaning the most. It’s part throwback, part group therapy, and part “how did we survive that,” perfect for anyone who misses the wild innocence of growing up—or just wants to laugh at it. Links: https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    20 min

  4. May 23

    The Perfect Grilled Cheese!

    Heath and Kyle turn a simple grilled cheese into a full-blown life philosophy, breaking down the “tiny tweak” that takes it from decent to legendary—while somehow spiraling into childhood pizza-weapon attacks, water gun wars, and the chaos of Coke spritzes. What starts as a kitchen hack quickly becomes a mix of questionable cooking advice, oddly strategic efficiency tips, and a debate on what actually makes something (or someone) great. It’s part cooking show, part nostalgia trip, and part “why are we like this,” as the guys prove that the smallest changes—whether in your sandwich or your routine—can make a big difference… or at least a better lunch. Links: https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    20 min

  5. May 16

    Shut Up! I'm Digitally Detoxing

    Heath and Kyle crack open another batch of questionable wisdom and somehow turn childhood sneaking, voice memo chaos, and chocolate fortune cookies into life advice nobody asked for—but somehow works. From plotting how to get friends over without getting caught to reliving mispronunciations that refuse to die, the guys bounce between dumb stories and surprisingly real moments about connection, being ignored mid-conversation, and why humor might be the only thing holding it all together. It’s part nostalgia, part accidental therapy, and part “what are we even talking about,” as they chase laughs, small truths, and the occasional brilliant idea (like replacing communion bread with fortune cookies… still pending). If you’ve ever told a joke that bombed or just needed a win from a tiny piece of paper, this one’s for you. Links: https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    23 min

  6. May 9

    What Is Facebook and Why Is My Uncle Yelling?

    Heath and Kyleson try to answer a simple question—what is Facebook?—and immediately regret it. What follows is a chaotic, hilarious dive into social media, MySpace nostalgia, and why Facebook feels like a never-ending town square argument. It’s confusing, a little unhinged, and somehow still makes perfect sense. And yes… there are fortune cookies. Links: https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    21 min

  7. May 2

    I've Got 99 Chocolate And A Vanilla At One

    Heath and Kyle crack open a box of fortune cookies—and things spiral immediately. What starts as a simple snack turns into a deep (and very dumb) dive into the power of words, weird cookie design, and whether a fortune can actually change your life… or at least your mood. Along the way, the guys pitch questionable business ideas, break down the art of describing chocolate like critics, and seriously consider one of the worst (best?) plans ever: replacing communion bread with fortune cookies. It’s chaotic, slightly philosophical, and mostly just an excuse to laugh at how much meaning we can squeeze out of a tiny piece of paper. Open a cookie… lower your expectations… and enjoy 🍪 Links: https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    19 min

  8. Apr 25

    There's A Frog In My Pocket!

    Heath and Kyle crack open a box of chocolate fortune cookies—and somehow end up unpacking way more than just dessert. What starts as a fast-moving, laugh-filled unboxing spirals into a wild conversation about cultural myths, mispronunciations, and the kind of stories that are so awkward they become legendary. Along the way, they dive into the surprisingly American origins of fortune cookies, debate cookie quality, and even explore QR-code fortunes and local Chinese food rivalries. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and oddly insightful—proving that sometimes the smallest slip of paper can spark the biggest conversations. Links: https://linktr.ee/heathfall

    22 min
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Comedy podcast

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  • Creator
    Heath Fall Kyle Ascione
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Heath Fall Kyle Ascione
  • Show Website
    Unfortunate Cookies