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JJ Jorgenson, Tonio

JJ Jorgenson is a lawyer. Tonio is a felon. Together they talk about crimes, scams, schemes, comedy and more!

Episodes

  1. 2d ago

    Bankruptcy, Boobs & Baywatch

    Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest John Liu and the group discuss topics including a couple heavy hitters in the scam industry such as Robert Shapiro and Tom Girardi! They continue to expand on their list of what NOT to do if you happen into a large sum of illegal money. Tonio self reflects on a few of his own crimes?!?! Thank you for listening and as always if you'd like to put faces to the names head on over to their YouTube channel @noonegetshurtpod!

    1 hr

  2. May 28

    Lego My Cheese

    Send us Fan Mail WELCOME TO EPISODE 10!!! On today's episode, JJ & Tonio Welcome special guest JP. On today's agenda, the black market. From Lego pasta to cheese that's just as good as currency.  They discuss how scammers evolve with the times, reminisce on early school days, their thoughts on children using profanity and sneaking into VIP as adults.  Get ready for a lot of laughs as usual! Thank you for watching and if you'd like to see JJ & Tonio do their thing instead of just listen, or wanna put faces to the names, head on over to @noonegetshurtpod on YouTube, drop a like and a follow and also leave a comment if there's a crime, scheme, scam or scandal you'd like to be covered on the podcast!

    1h 14m

  3. May 23

    Scam School

    Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Dennis Vargas.  The ADHD is on high today as topics range from high school experiences, early mornings in the French quarter, school fraud, what NOT to do if you come into a sum of illegal money and Tonio's new hero?!?!

    48 min

  4. May 14

    Bullsh!t & Bourbon

    Send us Fan Mail Chaos at the rodeo... and missing bourbon?!?! In today's episode, we welcome special guest, Aryan Azizian and we break down a scam allegedly targeting rodeo vendors, in which fraudsters appeared to request payments via apps such as Zelle and Venmo, which turned out to be more bull, than rodeo. Then we dive into the legendary Pappy Van Winkle theft connected to Buffalo Trace Distillery, involving stolen bottles, disappearing barrels, bourbon flipping and one of the wildest whiskey crimes in American history. It's true crime with bourbon notes, hints of rodeo dust, a splash of legal breakdowns... and garnished with a discussion about coffee orders

    44 min

  5. May 7

    Rich People Problems

    Send us Fan Mail Fresh powder. Dirty passes Skiers and snowboarders chase fresh powder, but these days, the real danger isn't just the mountain. Scams. Fraud. Cons hiding in plain sight. When one seller started offering "too good to be true" deals on Ikon Pass and Epic Pass, riders thought they scored. Instead, they bought into a scheme that came crashing down hard. The con artist in this tale was on a long run... until an avalanche of evidence buried her. While skiers race on bluebird days, there is an underground pigeon racing circuit where you can bet there's a scam in play. Harvard Business Case Study

    1h 11m

  6. Apr 30

    Bears & Otters OH MY!

    Send us Fan Mail Does a bear steal a car in the woods? This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest Tony Grams and the ADHD goes wild as they cover topics including comedy, wildlife, sports scandals, breaking news along with a beary bad attempt at insurance fraud! Thank you for listening!!!

    51 min

  7. Apr 22

    You Don't Know $#!+@

    Send us Fan Mail Welcome back! On this weeks episode we welcome Evan Cassidy to the podcast and cover topics including religious investment scams and a maple syrup heist?!?! Thank you for stopping by and don't forget to follow the podcast for more content like this and to support the channel!

    57 min

  8. Apr 16

    Criminal Masterminds Pt. 2

    Send us Fan Mail This episode we welcome back Joseph Carter for the thrilling conclusion of his cliffhanger story from part 1, as well as a few other stories and JJ presents her topic about a heist in London. Hilarity ensues as usual!

    55 min
  9. Criminal Masterminds Pt. 1

    Apr 16

    Criminal Masterminds Pt. 1

    Send us Fan Mail This week JJ & Tonio welcome their very first guest, Joseph Carter. In the first half of this 2 part episode, they cover recent comedy ventures, a game show scandal, and growing up as a "criminal mastermind".

    47 min

  10. Apr 2

    Episode 2: Yadira & Soapy

    Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, JJ & Tonio discuss Yadira Guillermo Garcia, "Soapy" Smith and a little about their week in comedy. Be sure to follow us for new episodes every Thursday! Also, you can follow the podcast on YouTube and Instagram @noonegetshurtpod and the hosts on Instagram - JJ @jjjorgensonnn & Tonio @aythatstonio. Thank you for listening!!!!!!!!

    51 min

  11. Mar 29

    Pilot

    Send us Fan Mail Our debut episode! This week JJ and Tonio introduce themselves, talk about a couple financial crimes and a few things about life. Thank you for listening

    38 min
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JJ Jorgenson is a lawyer. Tonio is a felon. Together they talk about crimes, scams, schemes, comedy and more!

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  • Creator
    JJ Jorgenson, Tonio
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
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