Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast

Johnny La Rock

That sound of flushing? Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast is ready to go—going where podcasts have been afraid to go: the bathroom. You'll be shitting, laughing & learning about what's really going on down there. You'll hear from real doctors and my two French co-hosts, PP and Poo Poo. You'll hear celebrities come by and take a leak on my $10,000 smart potty—it's smarter than that octopus that can roll cigars. You'll hear the crazy stories men make up just to poop at work. Open your bathroom door, because we've been missing out on a lot of funny shit. Don't forget to follow us on S*****r.

  1. 1d ago

    Why Are We Still Pretending Nobody Poops? Cue The Flushing Song

    Why are we still pretending nobody poops? In this episode of Johnny’s On the Potty Pottycast, Johnny takes on one of the strangest bathroom anxieties of all: being afraid someone might hear you go. From double flushing and bathroom sound anxiety to Japan’s Sound Princess, Johnny explores the lengths people will go to disguise perfectly normal bathroom habits. There are babbling brooks, tweeting birds, smart toilets, celebrity leaks, an original flushing song and, naturally, a request for Sarah Silverman to use Johnny’s toilet.   IN THIS EPISODE: Why people double flush to cover bathroom sounds The Japanese toilet feature known as the Sound Princess Why Johnny thinks America’s 1947-era toilets need an upgrade How TV and movies helped make normal bathroom habits feel embarrassing The number of times people fart every day Johnny Crapp performs The Flushing Song A reminder about Artie Farty’s upcoming Farter’s Day Johnny puts out the call for Sarah Silverman to join Celebrity Leaks Why Johnny wants to make people laugh about the completely normal things we all do behind a bathroom door   TIMESTAMPS:  00:00 The flush heard around the world00:30 Why people are embarrassed by bathroom sounds01:10 Japan introduces the Sound Princess01:45 Waterfalls, birds and the future of smart toilets02:15 Why nobody goes to the bathroom on TV02:45 The bathroom symphony begins03:00 Johnny Crapp performs The Flushing Song03:20 Artie Farty’s Farter’s Day03:45 Celebrity Leaks and a message for Sarah Silverman04:10 Making normal bathroom habits funny again04:30 Until the next flush   FOLLOW JOHNNY: Come for the bathroom humor. Stay for the songs, strange facts, real conversations, and whatever the hell happens next. Follow Johnny’s On the Potty Pottycast and remember: when you hear the flush, you know what time it is. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

  2. Aug 5

    A Stroke of Genius, Cow Farts & Wisconsin's Meltdown

    That sound of flushing? You know exactly what that means. This episode opens with Johnny tackling a topic everybody thinks about but nobody talks about, settling once and for all whether it's okay to touch yourself, with a full breakdown of the actual health benefits behind it. Then things take a hard left into Wisconsin dairy country, where a listener's letter about a family fortune lost to almond trees and oat fields turns into one of the show's most unexpectedly educational rants, cow farts, blue whale milk, and a wild proposal for what to do with 15,000 cows once the milk business dries up.  Plus: a fart joke or two, and a naming contest for the show's mascot that's been dying for a rebrand. Self-care, sour milk, and a Wisconsin comeback story you did not see coming. In This Episode The real health benefits of masturbation, no shame attached A listener's letter: the rise and fall of a Wisconsin dairy fortune Why plant-based milks are reshaping the dairy industry The environmental arguments dairy farmers are up against Some very creative (and very unlikely) pivot ideas for struggling dairy farms A surprising use for cow manure nobody saw coming Fart jokes, courtesy of Poo Poo A mascot naming contest — help rename the show's dung beetle Timely Flush Plant-based milk has been steadily eating into traditional dairy's market share for years. This episode digs into what that shift actually looks like for the farmers living it — with a few detours nobody expects. Sound Bites "Everything went wrong. Our milk was in every supermarket in Wisconsin." "Milk comes from cows and mothers. Period." "Progress for the environment, Carol." Timestamps 00:00 – Introduction to Masturbation as a Normal, Healthy Act 00:26 – The Benefits of Masturbation: Stress Relief and Endorphins 01:20 – Humor and Advice on Self-Stimulation 01:59 – A Listener's Letter: The Rise and Fall of Madison Milk 02:24 – The Impact of Plant-Based Milks on Traditional Dairy 02:53 – Environmental Concerns and the Future of Milk 03:23 – The Impossibility of Making Milk from Oats and Almonds 03:44 – The Decline of Dairy and Alternative Solutions 04:07 – Innovative Ideas: Hybrid Drinks and Planting Oats 04:23 – Why Cows Are the Original Milk Source 04:47 – The Uniqueness of Mammal Milk and Alternatives 05:16 – Progress and Plant-Based Innovations in Society 05:31 – Turning Misfortune into Opportunity: Mushrooms from Cow Waste 05:55 – Poo Poo's Fart Jokes of the Day 06:25 – Mascot Naming Contest and Closing Remarks Resources & Links 🧻 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/458KNw5nXrZtqiv5xquHOB 🧻 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/johnnys-on-the-potty-pottycast/id1889610443 🧻 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/bb0c12a8-c701-4f58-a4d4-8c801eb85f52/johnny's-on-the-potty-pottycast 🧻 iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-johnnys-on-the-potty-potty-328653061 Got a story, a question, or a name idea for our dung beetle mascot? Send it to JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com — you could win an autographed roll of toilet paper and a golden plunger. Don't forget to follow us on S*****r. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

  3. Jul 29

    Oh No Burrito

    That sound of flushing? You already know what that means. This episode, Johnny brings back one of the show's potty pop stars for a brand new hot sauce anthem, "Oh No Burrito", a song about mystery meat, questionable decisions, and consequences that hit exactly where you'd expect. From there Johnny heads straight to Bob's Big Bad Burrito Food Truck talk before pivoting into the real headline: robot potties. Fully autonomous, self-cleaning, no-toilet-paper-required bathroom bots that come when called and Johnny's got thoughts on exactly who's spending five figures to get one.  Spoiler: it's not who you'd guess, until you hear the reasoning, and then it makes way too much sense. Toilet paper might be obsolete. Midnight bathroom trips might be a thing of the past. And gamers might be the ones leading the charge. In This Episode A brand new hot sauce anthem: "Oh No Burrito" Burrito bounceback and Bob's Big Bad Burrito Food Truck Autonomous, self-cleaning robot potties explained The real reason gamers are buying $13,000 toilets What these bots can do that your current toilet can't A teaser for next episode's hot sauce showdown Timely Flush Smart home tech has crept into every corner of the house — the bathroom was always next. This episode digs into just how far "smart" goes once it's aimed squarely at the toilet. Sound Bites "It's time for Johnny's on the potty potty cast" "The robots are here and they're coming to your bathroom" "No shit, the robot potty is a game changer" Timestamps 00:00 – Introduction to Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast 00:43 – New Song: "No Burrito" 01:13 – The Song Continues: Mystery Meat and Bathroom Confessions 02:12 – Burrito Bounceback and Food Truck Plans 02:42 – Introduction to Robot Potties 03:11 – How Autonomous Toilets Work 04:10 – The Cost and Who's Really Buying These 05:04 – Gamers, Scholarships, and the Cultural Shift 05:34 – Closing Remarks and Next Episode Teaser Resources & Links 🧻 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/458KNw5nXrZtqiv5xquHOB 🧻 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/johnnys-on-the-potty-pottycast/id1889610443 🧻 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/bb0c12a8-c701-4f58-a4d4-8c801eb85f52/johnny's-on-the-potty-pottycast 🧻 iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-johnnys-on-the-potty-potty-328653061 Got a story, a bathroom confession, or a burrito recommendation? Send it to JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com — we might feature it on the show. Don't forget to follow us on S*****r. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

  4. Jul 22

    Ranch Dressing Sweeps the World Cup & Flushes the Competition

    That sound of flushing? That's every international fan's first taste of American culture, and it's ranch-flavored. In this episode, Johnny dives into America's obsession with ranch dressing and why it's become a cultural icon for World Cup visitors experiencing the U.S. for the first time. He also covers the history of Hidden Valley Ranch, including an alternate brand name that almost made it to market, plus a few myths that have followed the sauce for years. The episode wraps with a shorter look at Japan's bathroom sound technology and how it compares to American attitudes toward privacy. In This Episode: Why ranch dressing has become a favorite among World Cup visitors The history of Hidden Valley Ranch, including its almost-name Common myths about ranch dressing An original song about ranch dressing and the World Cup by Johnny Crap A look at Japan's bathroom sound innovations Cultural differences in attitudes toward bodily functions The push for smart, sound-enabled toilets in America Timely Flush: With international visitors flooding the U.S. for the World Cup, ranch dressing is having a moment as an unofficial taste of America. This episode explores how a salad dressing became a cultural touchstone for global visitors, complete with an original song, plus a quick detour into Japan's approach to bathroom privacy technology. Timestamps: 00:00 – Introduction to American cultural quirks 00:28 – The rise of ranch dressing as a cultural icon 01:27 – Ranch dressing's role in World Cup visitors' perceptions 02:26 – Myths about ranch dressing 03:36 – Original ranch dressing song by Johnny Crap 05:05 – Bathroom sounds and privacy innovations in Japan 07:24 – The future of bathroom sound technology 08:22 – Closing thoughts Resources & Links: 🧻 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/458KNw5nXrZtqiv5xquHOB 🧻 Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/johnnys-on-the-potty-pottycast/id1889610443 🧻 Listen on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/bb0c12a8-c701-4f58-a4d4-8c801eb85f52/johnny's-on-the-potty-pottycast 🧻 Listen on iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-johnnys-on-the-potty-potty-328653061 Have a story or topic you'd like us to cover? Send it to JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com. Don't forget to follow us on S*****r. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

  5. Jul 11

    All Hands on Poop Deck

    That sound of flushing? On the USS Gerald R. Ford, it's actually the sound of $13 billion going straight down the drain, literally. Johnny's going solo this episode and diving deep (too deep) into the Navy's most expensive bathroom disaster. Turns out the most advanced aircraft carrier on the planet has a sewage system that can't handle sailors doing what sailors gotta do. We're talking undersized pipes, pipe bursts, and a fix so absurd the Navy might as well have just handed out diapers. From six-figure pipe cleaner budgets to sailors getting put on a literal liquid diet just so the toilets can keep up, this episode proves that no amount of taxpayer money can out-engineer basic plumbing. Johnny breaks down how a ship built to project American power abroad can't project anything through its own pipes. In This Episode: The USS Gerald R. Ford's $13 billion sewage system meltdown Why the Navy's pipes are too small for the sailors using them The hundreds of thousands spent on pipe cleaners (yes, really) Pipe bursts, overflow chaos, and a sailor overboard incident The Navy's "solution": a liquid diet for the crew Design flaws, poor testing, and what happens when nobody flushes out the plan first Timely Flush: Even the most expensive military hardware in the world can get taken down by something as basic as bad plumbing. Johnny breaks down how resource misallocation and rushed engineering turned a flagship carrier into a floating cautionary tale and why testing your toilets before deployment should really go without saying. Chapters: 00:00 Introduction to the USS Gerald R. Ford's Toilet Problems 02:16 Financial Waste on Pipe Cleaners and Morale Issues 03:14 Pipe Bursts and Sailor Overboard Incidents 03:44 Navy's Solution: Liquid Diet and Absurdity 04:09 Humorous Jokes and Lighthearted Ending 04:37 Call for Listener Submissions and Closing Remarks Resources: Got a story about government waste, engineering fails, or plumbing disasters of your own? Send it to us, you might just hear it on the next episode: JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com Don't forget to follow us on S*****r.   EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

  6. Jul 1

    I Got The Toilet Bowl Blues For You

    That sound of flushing? That's Johnny singing the blues about bathroom mistakes, cat litter boxes, and the confessions that'll make you feel way less alone. This week, Johnny trades his potty throne for a microphone and gets real, literally. We're talking a full parody of "Lodi" meets bathroom ballad, complete with all the heartbreak, regret, and toilet-based existential dread a man can muster. And then things get weird. Harry Osborne walks in with a confession that'll make you question your entire understanding of what constitutes an emergency bathroom situation. Spoiler: he used a cat's litter box. Yes. A cat's litter box. Not once. Multiple times. The guilt is real. The shame is real. The penance? Well, that's where Johnny and the Absolution Solution come in to turn one man's catastrophic cat litter bathroom disaster into comedy gold. It's embarrassing. It's relatable. It's proof that no bathroom mishap is too weird or too awkward for Johnny's potty throne. In This Episode: "I got the toilet blues for you"—a blues ballad about bathroom heartbreak The full parody song cycle: heartbreak, regret, toilet bowl blues, and false hope Introduction to Harry Osborne and his catastrophic confession "I did it in a cat's litter box"—the confession that changes everything The psychological breakdown of why someone uses a cat's litter box (spoiler: desperation) Reflections on habit and guilt: how a one-time emergency becomes a pattern The humor in confession: why laughing at yourself is the best medicine Penance and absolution: what Johnny's Absolution Solution can do for you Why sharing embarrassing bathroom stories creates real human connection The importance of humor in turning shame into laughter "You have a catastrophic problem"—and how to fix it with a smile Timely Flush: According to psychological research, humor is one of the most effective coping mechanisms for shame and embarrassment. Which means Harry Osborne is about to feel a lot better after this episode. Also, cat ownership rates are at an all-time high, which means there are probably more cat litter box bathroom emergencies out there than anyone's willing to admit. Chapters: 00:00 – Introduction and Podcast Theme 00:20 – Lodi's Barroom Ballad: The Toilet Blues 01:02 – Singing About Heartbreak and Toilet Blues 01:22 – Memories Flushing Back 01:36 – Humorous Song About Being a Bummer 01:49 – Singing About the Toilet Bowl Blue 02:12 – The Toilet Blues Continue 02:28 – Hope for Return and Toilet Blues 03:04 – Heartbreak and Toilet Blues Again 03:23 – Closing the Song Segment 04:09 – Introduction to Bathroom Embarrassment Story 04:39 – Harry Osborne's Bathroom Mishap in a Cat's Litter Box 05:02 – Confession of Using a Cat's Litter Box 05:34 – Reflections on Habit and Guilt 06:02 – Penance and Humor in Confession 06:32 – Penance Suggestions and Humor 06:57 – Closing Remarks and Follow-up Resources & Confessions: ABSOLUTION SOLUTION: Got a bathroom confession? Need penance? Email JohnnyPottycast@gmail.com. Johnny's here to absolve your sins and turn your shame into comedy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/johnnyonthepotty/ Don't forget to follow us on S*****r. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

  7. Jun 10

    Elephant Poop Coffee, Smart Potties & Pap Smears

    That sound of flushing? It's in F flat, and it's the most expensive and absurd episode we've ever recorded. Warning: This episode contains discussions of elephant dung, celebrity bathroom mishaps, and the kind of health advice that'll actually make you comfortable talking to your doctor. We're blending high-end bathroom luxury with real medical conversations, and somehow it all makes sense. This week, Johnny's diving into the world's most questionable coffee, Black Ivory Coffee, which is literally made from beans that have passed through an elephant's digestive system. Yes, you read that right. Elephants eat coffee cherries, digest them, poop them out, and then someone collects that poop and charges you $500 a cup. It's absurd, it's luxurious, and it's absolutely happening. But we're not just here to talk about fancy elephant feces. Johnny's also introducing the Celebrity Leaks contest (because let's be honest, famous people have bathroom emergencies too), revealing the mind-bending features of a $10,000 smart potty, and bringing in real doctor advice about women's health because apparently, men need permission to ask their partners about their bodies. Plus, there's a joke about a brown and sticky stick that'll either make you groan or laugh. Probably both. In This Episode: The amusing science of toilet sounds and why the flush is in F flat (it's intentional, people) Real doctor advice on discussing women's health naturally—because awkwardness shouldn't be a barrier How men can actually support women's health by asking questions with genuine care The Celebrity Leaks contest: submit your celebrity bathroom mishap stories for a chance to win a gold plunger Black Ivory Coffee: the luxury coffee made from elephant poop and costing $500 a cup The actual job of "coffee bean s*****r" and what it's like in Thailand Why someone decided this was a good idea (spoiler: money) The $10,000 smart potty: heated seat, bidet, air-drying, and personal comfort features that'll change your life Johnny's bathroom-based contest with QR codes in public spaces (the viral toilet tour begins) A joke about a brown and sticky stick that's either brilliant or terrible (you decide) Sneak peeks at upcoming episodes: flushing bad bosses and the Absolution Solution for your sins Timely Flush: Black Ivory Coffee is produced by only about 300 elephants in Thailand, making it rarer than most luxury goods. Meanwhile, the global smart toilet market is exploding, with the wellness bathroom segment growing at 23% annually. We're living in a world where you can drink elephant poop coffee while sitting on a throne that knows your temperature preferences. What a time to be alive. Chapters: 00:00 – Introduction to Johnny's Potty Podcast and the Flushing Sound in F Flat 00:29 – Advice from Dr. R on Discussing Women's Health Naturally 00:57 – How Men Can Support Women by Asking About Health Issues with Care 01:27 – Celebrity Leaks Contest Details and How to Participate 02:26 – The Bizarre Story of Black Ivory Coffee 03:54 – The Job of Coffee Bean S*****r and Thai Coffee from Elephant Dung 04:24 – The Luxury Features of Johnny's $10,000 Smart Potty 04:53 – Announcement of Johnny's Potty Contest with QR Codes 05:23 – Johnny's Joke About a Brown and Sticky Stick and Episode Teasers 05:50 – Closing Thoughts and Social Media Follow Encouragement   Resources & Contest Info: CELEBRITY LEAKS CONTEST: Email your guesses to JohnnyPodycast@gmail.com — Match the celebrity urine sound to the urinator and win a golden plunger + autographed roll of toilet paper Black Ivory Coffee - https://blackivorycoffee.com/ Don't forget to follow us on S*****r. Connect with Johnny: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/johnnyonthepotty/ EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

  8. Jun 3

    The Shocking Truth About Airplane Bathrooms

    That sound of flushing? That's 35,000 feet in the air, and you're trapped in a box smaller than a dishwasher. Ever wondered why airline bathrooms feel like they were designed by someone who hates humanity? Wonder no more. This week, Johnny takes flight into the wild world of airplane toilet design, where your only options are "squeeze in awkwardly" or "hold it for six hours." Spoiler alert: neither is great for your urinary tract. But this episode isn't just about laughing at your misery (though we do plenty of that). Johnny's teaming up with health facts, bacteria science, and some genuinely helpful advice to explain why flying is basically a petri dish with wings. From the E. coli lurking in airline water to the nasty bacteria with hooks and bulging bodies that cause infections, this is the episode that'll make you think twice before touching anything on a plane. And because we can't resist a good pun opportunity, we're also diving into the future of bathroom technology, smart toilets that'll clean you, warm you, and even dry you with UV light. It's like flying first class for your rear end. In This Episode: Airplane bathrooms are only 22.4 inches wide, smaller than your dishwasher and twice as terrifying The physics of pooping at 35,000 feet (spoiler: it's not ideal) Why airline water is basically a science experiment gone wrong E. coli, bacteria with hooks, and other horrors lurking in airline food and water Understanding urinary infections: what bad bacteria actually look like (bulging bodies and all) Why "Never wash your hands on the airline" is actually solid advice How urinary infections develop and why prompt treatment matters Smart toilet innovations: cleaning, warming, UV drying, and the future of bathroom tech Celebrity leaks and potty humor: because sometimes famous people have bathroom crises too Using humor to discuss serious health topics without the ick factor Timely Flush: According to the FAA, airplane lavatories are serviced approximately every 2-3 hours, but the water stored in planes can harbor bacteria including E. coli. Meanwhile, smart toilet technology is advancing faster than airline bathroom design—which isn't saying much. If you're flying soon, maybe spring for that aisle seat and start practicing your meditation techniques. Chapters: 00:00 – The Challenges of Airplane Bathrooms 02:54 – Understanding Urinary Infections 05:47 – Celebrity Leaks and Potty Humor Don't forget to follow us on S*****r. EPISODE CREDITS: Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D. Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney Audio Engineer, George Gross Agency, Deybruyar Music licensed through Artlist String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.   LINKS: Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

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That sound of flushing? Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast is ready to go—going where podcasts have been afraid to go: the bathroom. You'll be shitting, laughing & learning about what's really going on down there. You'll hear from real doctors and my two French co-hosts, PP and Poo Poo. You'll hear celebrities come by and take a leak on my $10,000 smart potty—it's smarter than that octopus that can roll cigars. You'll hear the crazy stories men make up just to poop at work. Open your bathroom door, because we've been missing out on a lot of funny shit. Don't forget to follow us on S*****r.