Content warning: This episode includes a brief mention of suicide and the loss of Sarai’s brother. If you or someone you know is struggling, call or text 988. Meredith has officially left the cauldron, so it’s time for a proper reintroduction. This first solo episode is Sarai Johnson telling you who she is, what she does, and why it matters. Sarai is a witch and somatic sexologist who helps post-religious people reclaim their bodies, minds, and souls so they can live a lush life. If you grew up being told your body was bad, your desires were dangerous, your intuition was the devil, and you didn’t belong to yourself, this is for you. Ex-evangelicals, ex-Mormons, ex-anything. Witches and the witch-curious. People who have already done the hard work of deconstructing in their minds, but whose bodies haven’t quite caught up to what they know. That last part is the work. Sarai isn’t here to help you tear things down. You’ve already done that. She’s here for the rebuilding: learning to trust your own knowing again, in your body, so you can choose your life on purpose. Think of her less as the spiritual EMT and more as the proverbial physical therapist who helps you walk again. She does it through Pragmagick, her name for pragmatic magick that works in real life. It’s embodiment, ritual, tarot, energy work, and mythology as a language for meeting yourself, all grounded in the ordinary and the physical. And she follows the LeVar Burton rule of spirituality: she’ll tell you what’s true for her, but you don’t have to take her word for it. You get to decide what your life means. In this episode, Sarai tells the story of the single question that cracked her faith open in a college ministry class, the angry hike that ended with her re-baptizing herself into her own divinity in a creek, how losing her brother changed her relationship to being alive, and why the Tower card always clears the way for the Star. In this episode: Welcome to the solo era, and what Pragmagick isThe ministry class question that started it all: “My wife is a Republican, but I’m a Christian”Twenty years of deconstruction, breakup songs with God, and a brief return to leading worshipWhy religion is like a subscription box you can’t customizeDivination tools as a way to externalize intuition (and “mythodology,” dad joke intended)The angry hike, jumping in a creek, and the torn curtain of the internal Holy of HoliesHow high-control religion teaches us every part of us is not enough, and why every goalpost is a mirageKen Ham textbooks, dinosaurs, and who Sarai works with nowThe underworld in between: Leave in Love, homeownership counseling, and systems work on houselessnessLosing her youngest brother in 2024, and letting go of the wish to disappear as a coping mechanismThe Tower and the Star: what crumbles away, and the pilot light of your soulMaking life lush, and why embodied people are too slippery for oppressive systems to holdLiberation as a group project, decolonizing your spirituality, and why your existence is enoughThe Five of Pentacles covenPragmagick defined, the LeVar Burton rule, and Sarai as your personal Wendy Ready to reclaim? Start here. 1. Join the Five of Pentacles coven (doors close November 5) A pay-what-you-can, five-month coven for witchy and witch-curious folks coming out of high-control religion. New moon ceremonies, full moon integration calls, and a Telegram community between sessions. Starting at $5 a month. 👉 https://saraijohnson.com/5-of-pentacles 2. Take the free Body Trust Quiz Find out where your body trust is strongest and where it’s asking for attention, across physicality, emotions, worth, and knowing. 👉 https://sarai-bodytrustquiz.scoreapp.com/ 3. Work with Sarai one-on-one Tarot Reading ($55): a recorded reading delivered within three daysEnergy Work ($150): a 60-minute distance Reiki sessionThe Witching Hour ($177): a 60-minute session to name the thing underneath the thing and leave with a magickal workingTending the Bones and Blooms ($333): a 90-minute somatic session with a guided pathworking to meet your own inner landscape👉 https://saraijohnson.com/work4. Give the gift of coming home to yourself The holidays are coming. Readings and sessions make great gifts for the deconstructed people in your life. 👉 https://saraijohnson.com/work 5. Follow, subscribe, and share Threads (Sarai’s favorite right now): https://www.threads.com/@saraijohnson.witchSubstack: https://substack.com/@saraijohnsonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/saraijohnson.witch/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saraijohnson.witchSubscribe to and rate Cauldron Her Daddy, and send this episode to a friend who’s ever said, “I wish my body would catch up to what my mind knows.”6. Get a reading on the show! Sarai will continue to offer a free intuitive tarot reading to folks who are willing to be on the show! 👉 Put in your question here! 7. Chip in directly Want to support this work? DM Sarai on Threads or Instagram for Venmo (not tax deductible). Everything lives at saraijohnson.com. Ready to reclaim? Start here. 1. Take the free Body Trust Quiz Find out where your body trust is strongest and where it’s asking for attention, across physicality, emotions, worth, and knowing. 👉 https://sarai-bodytrustquiz.scoreapp.com/ 2. Work with Sarai one-on-one Tarot Reading ($55): a recorded reading delivered within three daysEnergy Work ($150): a 60-minute distance Reiki sessionThe Witching Hour ($177): a 60-minute session to name the thing underneath the thing and leave with a magickal workingTending the Bones and Blooms ($333): a 90-minute somatic session with a guided pathworking to meet your own inner landscape👉 https://saraijohnson.com/work3. Give the gift of coming home to yourself The holidays are coming. Readings and sessions make great gifts for the deconstructed people in your life. 👉 https://saraijohnson.com/work 4. Follow, subscribe, and share Threads (Sarai’s favorite right now): https://www.threads.com/@saraijohnson.witchSubstack: https://substack.com/@saraijohnsonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/saraijohnson.witch/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saraijohnson.witchSubscribe to and rate Cauldron Her Daddy, and send this episode to a friend who’s ever said, “I wish my body would catch up to what my mind knows.”5. Get a reading on the show! Sarai will continue to offer a free intuitive tarot reading to folks who are willing to be on the show! 👉 Put in your question here! 6. Chip in directly Want to support this work? DM Sarai on Threads or Instagram for Venmo (not tax deductible). Everything lives at saraijohnson.com.