Domestically Feral

Ale
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True stories from inside a house where the animals have agendas and the coffee and Jesus are the only things holding civilization together. Faith shows up because it lives here, not because it's on a throw pillow. No retreats. No crying exercises. Just the truth, told straight. New episodes every Monday. We ride at dawn.

  1. 2d ago

    Boof Has No Survival Instincts (Episode 14)

    After battling giant fire ant beds in the yard, I thought I was solving one problem. Then Boof decided to lick the ant poison, because apparently eating random household objects was no longer enough of a challenge. What followed was trembling, an emergency vet visit, a full-body guilt spiral, and the realization that I am now fully trapped in my Pet Wrangling Era. Boof is home, medicated, unstable, and deeply loved. I, meanwhile, have a migraine and would like to crawl under my bed for three business days. Please pray for Boof. And possibly for me.

    5 min

  2. 2d ago

    Boof Is at the Mailbox (Episode 13)

    Edgar’s prison sentence has turned into feline rehabilitation, and against all odds, it seems to be helping. Meanwhile, Boof has entered her roaming era, Mr. Darcy is still being ambushed by a kitten with no conscience, and I have begun threatening baths without actually giving them because I enjoy living. Small wins, bigger losses.

    6 min

  3. Jun 24 ·  Bonus

    BONUS: Emergency Produce Protocol

    Dave did yard work in Louisiana in June. I told him to hydrate. He said he did. At midnight, he woke me up looking for an avocado. This is a story about electrolytes, marital credibility, and why I am now suspicious of artificial intelligence.

    11 min

  4. Jun 22

    Everything Is Feral (Episode 12)

    Boof has entered her criminal era and is now eating duct tape, wrappers, pencils, magnets, and basically any object not intended for canine consumption. Edgar continues to manipulate me through the ancient powers of drooling, purring, and shameless emotional extortion. Mr. Darcy still expects his eight o’clock royal audience in peace. This is a household update from a home currently being run like a badly supervised animal asylum.

    6 min

  5. Jun 15

    Forty Days in the Wilderness (Episode 11)

    Edgar has officially been with us for forty days, which sounds biblical because, at this point, it is. In that time, he has drooled on me, tormented the dog, tried to terrorize Mr. Darcy, endangered himself in creative new ways, and earned an extended stay in the bathroom prison. Meanwhile, Mr. Darcy is still here, still elderly, still medically complicated, and still very much himself. This episode is about pet chaos, ongoing stress, domestic decline, and the strange reality that all of these animals are driving me insane and I love them dearly.

    4 min

  6. Jun 8

    My Pets Are Defective (Episode 10)

    I do not do spiders, which became a serious problem when a large and deeply offensive one took over my favorite chair. In this episode: Mr. Darcy’s retirement from active pest control, Boof’s ongoing criminal behavior, Edgar’s shocking refusal to act like a cat, and the moment Dave proved himself to be the only functional member of this household.

    6 min

  7. Jun 2 ·  Bonus

    The Edgar Regime - Surprise Bonus Episode

    Edgar Allan Purr is eight months old, and his personality has officially launched. He steals Mr. Darcy’s food, compromises the royal chamberpot, destroys toilet paper, demands ice, sings while he purrs, and has slowly dismantled every remaining shred of household discipline through the combined force of toe beans and emotional manipulation. This bonus episode is an incident report from inside the Edgar administration. The purr bug has entered his tyrant era. Pray for us.

    10 min

  8. Jun 1

    I Have Four Children (Episode 9)

    I have four children, and only one of them is human. In this episode: Mr. Darcy protests the washing of his royal bedding, Piper serves as household informant, Boof loves mud but hates baths, and Edgar continues his campaign of emotional manipulation, bathroom occupation, and open warfare against the elderly.

    7 min
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True stories from inside a house where the animals have agendas and the coffee and Jesus are the only things holding civilization together. Faith shows up because it lives here, not because it's on a throw pillow. No retreats. No crying exercises. Just the truth, told straight. New episodes every Monday. We ride at dawn.

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  • Creator
    Ale
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    18
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Ale
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