Wandering with Weed and Wine

Weed and Wine
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If you like to smoke, vape, eat weed; or enjoy a good glass of wine while listening to some funny, and sometimes strange conversations about anything and everything; you’ve found the right podcast! These two gal pals enjoy sharing the unique thoughts that enter their weird Wandering brains! Those thoughts may be ridiculous, deep or just plain out there, but they bet some of you have thought them too! Hop aboard the Wandering Weird Train- Puff Puff, Cheers!!!

  1. Aug 12

    Ep 21: Wine Sabotage and Indica Trap

    Buckle up, because this episode has gone rogue—even by our standards. Willow & Anastasia cover everything from bean bags eating you to the impending robot uprising. 🍷The Wine Cork Sabotage: The episode starts with a literal splash! Anastasia has a spill thanks to a wine cork with an agenda. Bring out the ShamWow to save the day! We weren't sure if they were still around, but the legend lives on: ShamWow is indeed still in business for all your "not-a-typical-glass-of-wine" spills.  🌬️The Indica Trap: Weed & Wine go back to basics. They’re talking about the holy trinity of strains: Indica, Hybrid, and Sativa. Beware of the spouse who hands you an Indica when you're hyper—that’s not a gift, it’s a "social tranquilizing" trap. They also dive into which strains trigger the paranoia (gremlins on the plane level) and which ones make you melt into the couch like a 90s bean bag chair.  🤫 Not a Porn: Forget everything you know about wine pairing. Anastasia explains the "Put the Steak in Your Mouth and Hold It" method for the ultimate wine pairing experience. It’s not porn—it’s protocol.  🌀Boom! Thank Your AI: Inspired by Idiocracy, the chat spirals into the robot uprising. Pro-tip: Give your robot dog a treat and say "thank you" to your smart devices now, or prepare to be treated like the "stupid one" when the machines take over. Don't let the toaster eat you in the future!  📺 The Cartoon Closet: Anastasia goes on a rant about the "stupid men" of adult animation (Family Guy, American Dad). Willow calls her out —she quotes way too many of these shows to deny liking them.

  2. Aug 5

    Side Quest & Listener Emails Ep 2

    What happens when the wine is flowing, the smoke is rolling, and someone insults a Pegasus? You get an elite "Side Quest" episode. Tonight, Anastasia is feeling "all the things" and Willow is beautifully "weed-embraced," so buckle up, and get ready to wander! 🍷 It’s a PEGASUS, Willow! Willow tries to take everyone to school on the Egyptian god Anubis and Freya’s cat-pulled chariot, but things get fiercely sidetracked mid-lesson! Anastasia gets majorly bent out of shape when Willow insults her Pegasi by calling them "regular horse"—resulting in an overreaction that involves magical lovers' time and Anastasia swimming with barracudas. (Better take off anything shiny, Anastasia!) 🌬️ Are We Real? The show takes a heavy, fascinating detour into reincarnation. Can you be reborn into a new body? Willow drops some existential wisdom about why our current physical bodies are just a temporary version of what our energy perceives right now. Deep stuff from our favorite stoner! 💥 Listener Love / Timmy Returns: Huge shout-outs to Z., Merry, and A Fellow Scribbler for the incredible emails! Timmy returns as Z. officially calls out Anastasia for a major character-name blunder in Episode 18. Oh yes, Timmy's back… or was it Billy? Anastasia still isn't over this bomb drop, but the mood lightens with Merry's must-see spots in Maryland. This state is officially on Weed & Wines list to wander into! Press play and hop aboard this Wandering Side Quest train! 🚂💨 Shoutout To Our Awesome Listener for suggesting these Maryland Gems: °Bud & Breakfast: budandbreakfast.com °Vino 301 Wine Tours: vino301.com ° Chaps Pit Beef: chapspitbeef.com

  3. Jul 29

    Ep 20: Vampires, Portals & The Kool-Aid Man

    🌬️ New Gummy Experiment: Willow's got a new gummy! The trouble with a new gummy is it can be unpredictable. Her goal is to find the perfect "crescendo" for recording without "zinging" herself into another dimension. And let's not forget the most important rule of the experiment: always have a remedy at the ready for that stoner dry-mouth! 🍷 Vamps vs. Shifters: Between the Beetlejuice vibes and the blood bags, Anastasia proves that "Opposites Attract" is the secret sauce to the Weed & Wine magic. Anastasia has always been Team Vampire, but getting Willow to admit her otherworldly identity is like pulling teeth. Willow finally confesses she’s a shapeshifter, making these two besties literal mortal enemies according to folklore. 🎉 The Big 2-0: Let’s celebrate Episode 20 by breaking out the Dad Jokes! It’s the perfect palate cleanser for a night spent jumping through dimensions and avoiding a 9-point buck in the dark. "OH-YEAH!" Let’s talk about the unexpected partnership between a deer and the Kool-Aid Man! 📖The Weed & Wine Bookshelf: Anastasia’s Pick: Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros - Come for the dragons, stay to cheer on the underdog! https://www.amazon.com/Fourth-Wing-Empyrean-Rebecca-Yarros/dp/1649377371/ Willow’s Pick: Dragonflight by Anne McCaffrey - The classic series Willow can’t get enough of! https://www.amazon.com/Dragonflight-Pern-Anne-McCaffrey/dp/0345484266/

  4. Jul 15

    Ep 19: Timmy’s Iron Rod

    🍷 THE RESCUE MISSION: Weed and Wine are back to finish the saga of the construction workers! Timmy is standing by the fairy mound with his trusty iron rod, but he's still hesitant to save his friend! Anastasia suggests a game of Red Rover to prevent anyone else from being swallowed by the dirt. Before Jeffery can officially be saved, the ladies must sort out the difference between a fairy circle and a fairy mound. 🌀WANDERING VIRGINIA: Fairy Stones carry deep folklore, but did you know you can find one of your own in the real world? Anastasia breaks down the difference between the Irish legends and the American tales found at Fairy Stone State Park in Virginia. From the Blue Ridge Mountains to the Emerald Isle, who’s ready for a Weed & Wine field trip?  🍄 THE BEST SCIENCE STORY EVER: Anastasia proves that science is far from boring with a deep dive into the world of mycelium. From the underground networks that create fairy rings to the truth behind those mushroom mounds, Willow declares it the "best story-telling science ever!" 😮Jeffery's Identity Crisis: This episode reaches a breaking point when Willow successfully bamboozles Anastasia into renaming her protagonist. Between the wine and the "Jimmy" confusion, Anastasia ends the episode with a very blunt suggestion for exactly where Willow can put TIMMY’S IRON ROD. Which folklore do you believe? Email them with your choice, or your own fairy stone story: wanderingwithweedandwine@gmail.com https://blueridgetales.com/the-enchanting-legend-of-virginias-fairy-stones/

  5. Jul 1

    Ep 18: Green Children & The Fairy Ring

    🍃 Eat Your Greens: Anastasia tries to tell a serious folktale about the green children of Woolpit, England, but Willow can't get past the image of a LORD "tinking around" in his tin can armor. Add in some questionable bell sound effects, and the "intentional charge" is officially off the rails. Willow's laughter was so uncontrollable that she had to hit the mute button just to breathe! 🍄 Fairy Mound 101: Anastasia explains what a fairy ring is and why you should never step inside of one! But Willow has a massively different view. As someone whose house is basically a fairy hotel, Willow has no fear and is ready to jump into the ring without hesitation! Before jumping in the ring, Willow breaks down the differences between Fairies, Brownies, and Pixies in a way that only a woman with a resident house-fairy can. 🍷 Jeffery in Jeopardy: Get ready for the start of a belly laughing story! Construction worker Jeffery carelessly walked over a fairy mound. Now he's trapped in a hidden world. Best friend Timmy is standing by with the only tool to break the spell, but Timmy may not be as good of a friend as Jefferey thought. Will the rescue be successful? Save some of your wine! We ran out of time so Jeffery is staying underground until Episode 19! Identify that little being!: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-a-fairy-an-imp-a-pixie-and-a-sprite

  6. Jun 17

    Ep 17: Superstition Spiral & Climbing That Tree

    🌬️ Superstitious Squirrels: Willow is like a bug to a light when it comes to a good mystery! This episode is a wild ride through history's most famous superstitions. The topic hits so close to home that by the end, we’ve retired the "soap-box" and officially CLIMBED THAT TREE.  🍷 The Wine Loop: Anastasia is sipping a dry wine she can’t pronounce. The plan? Drink slower. The reality? Sipping faster to quench the dry-mouth! Plus, find out why Anastasia is the undisputed "Wine Whisperer" for Willow (husbands be damned).  ✨ The Deluxe Bug Jar: Have you ever looked at the stars and wondered if we’re just bugs in a jar with holes poked in the lid? The ladies explore the Roman belief that falling stars are rifts between worlds, leading to the hilarious realization that whoever owns the wandering ladies' "jar" clearly thinks we’re entertaining enough to keep the weed and wine coming. We definitely got the deluxe model!

  7. Jun 3

    Ep 16: Light a Candle, Pet a Cat

    🌬️“I Got Your Number, Bag”: The struggle is real. Anastasia and Willow face off against the ultimate villain: a childproof weed bag. When the husband can’t even crack the code, it’s time to bring in the heavy equipment and pray to the gummy gods for a successful breach. 😱Pattern of the 13th: Between folklore and a little bit of bad juju, Willow explains why Friday the 13th gets such a bad rap - and why some cultures actually look at the 17th as the day to watch your back. 🍃The Queen of Witches: We’re flipping the script on "bad luck." Willow explores the connection between Friday and the goddess Freyja. From the 13-witch coven to the fierce feminine energy that powers a woman, find out why an odd number might actually make your coven stronger. ⚔️Valkyries & Vikings: Willow shares why she relates to the Norse Gods and their straightforward, human-like chaos. We’re talking Romans, Greeks, and the ancient cultures that knew exactly how to worship the power of women.

  8. May 20

    Ep 15: Forbidden Teacups & Bigfoot Braids

    🌬️Illegal Antics: Weird laws are tonight's discussion and oh boy do things get weird! From dogs arresting their owners, being caught cussing on the highway, and boobs crushing beer cans, Weed and Wine are ready to break some laws! 🍷 Wine In a Tea Cup: In one state, it’s illegal to drink wine out of a tea cup—which Anastasia finds offensive since a tea cup is basically just a "wine shot"! But hey, maybe keeping your pours that small is the only thing stopping you from having the “bright idea” to put a Gorilla in your backseat. It’s hard to pull off a primate heist when you're busy refilling a tiny porcelain cup! 🍃Harry Hot & Sexy: Bigfoot versus the Yeti leads to a hilarious miscommunication, leaving Willow laughing uncontrollably when Anastasia calls Bigfoot “hot”. Does he have a fever, or is he just sexy? Either way, Anastasia is ready to start braiding that fur. 💥The Survival Spiral: The conversation takes a sharp, twisted turn when the laws of cannibalism come up. While Willow is a "big fat NO," Anastasia reveals a surprisingly nonchalant (and generous?) stance on the matter. From survival instincts to being "liquored up on wine," Anastasia is ready to pair the unthinkable with a Red Blend and Mushrooms. It’s a spiral that will have you looking at your friends—and your Cabernet—a little differently! Join in on Weed & Wine’s laugh about braiding Bigfoots hair by watching Harry and the Hendersons: https://www.amazon.com/Harry-Hendersons-Don-Ameche/dp/B00IQ43BXA/

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If you like to smoke, vape, eat weed; or enjoy a good glass of wine while listening to some funny, and sometimes strange conversations about anything and everything; you’ve found the right podcast! These two gal pals enjoy sharing the unique thoughts that enter their weird Wandering brains! Those thoughts may be ridiculous, deep or just plain out there, but they bet some of you have thought them too! Hop aboard the Wandering Weird Train- Puff Puff, Cheers!!!

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