Hypothetipals

Matt and Mitch

Hosts Matt and Mitch provide objectively correct answers to hypothetical questions and situations. They dish out expert (?) advice, answer listener questions, resolve ancient ethical dilemmas, and more! Does international sensation Ke$ha make a guest appearance?! Listen to every episode to find out!

Episodes

  1. 14h ago

    Episode 7 - Copy, Paste, Murder

    In this fever dream of an episode, Matt debates the merits of slaps vs. punches, Mitch tells the true story of assaulting Jack White, and a copy-paste superpower gets murdery. And that's just part of the complete breakfast that is this episode.

  2. Sep 26

    Episode 6 - Stop Complimenting Me, I'm Hot!

    Creatine babies, strange genies, and incredible(y injured) sports! This episode has it all! Matt and Mitch discuss the best time-travel vacation destinations, lament on how few funny numbers there are, and play Is Matt Chopped Chat. High five me if you want to live!

  3. Aug 17

    Episode 5 - Oops, All Arnold!

    Mitch explains why he's in jail, we decide upon the best animal familiar, beloved movies are recast, we play "Is Matt Chopped Chat?!", and there's so much more crammed into this freaking episode just listen and write your own dang description! What do you want from me?!

  4. Jun 20

    Episode 4 - Daddy

    In this episode we learn the right way to use shadow clones, a listener asks about a discovery most foul, there's a magical box, and more!

  5. May 17

    Episode 3 - Pre-Caught Pigs

    Do you know the objectively best way to get rid of a door-to-door salesman? You will after listening to this! Plus you'll have a new fear of escalators! We also learn the best way to Charlotte a web, answer fan mail, invent a new save button, and more!

  6. Apr 25

    Episode 2 - Big Bug Business

    In this episode, hosts Matt and Mitch share cicada recipes, how to beat up the Rock, what to put in your rider when you become a big star (triple threat!), global New Years resolutions, retail horror stories, and probably more!

  7. Apr 12

    Episode 1 - Backwards Clothes

    Mitch quits his job to become a full-time podcaster! Meanwhile, he and Matt explore backwards clothes, the benefits of being decent (but not great) at ventriloquism, and which superhero group to join if given a choice. Send us your hypothetipal questions at hypothetipal@gmail.com

  • 7 Episodes

About

Hosts Matt and Mitch provide objectively correct answers to hypothetical questions and situations. They dish out expert (?) advice, answer listener questions, resolve ancient ethical dilemmas, and more! Does international sensation Ke$ha make a guest appearance?! Listen to every episode to find out!

Information

  • Creator
    Matt and Mitch
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matt and Mitch
  • Show Website
    Hypothetipals