Don't Touch It

Caroline Parker
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Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things they’ve been dying to say out loud. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

  1. 2d ago

    Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies

    On this episode of Don't Touch It, Caroline and Kyle are debating the things nobody really talks about in marriage... from sleeping in separate beds to the very different ways they handle being ill. Caroline shares your unconventional sleeping arrangements, and the couple read your responses to everything from separate duvets and pillow boundaries to partners banished to the spare room. Plus, they're discussing the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, whether anything has actually changed, and the pressure on women to bounce back after giving birth. Expect hot takes, questionable logic, plenty of marital bickering and the kind of conversations that will have you turning to your partner and asking, “Is it just us?” Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: ⁠@donttouchit⁠ TikTok: ⁠@donttouchit.pod⁠ YouTube: ⁠@donttouchitpodcast

    Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies

  2. Oct 14

    Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors

    Welcome to the brand new series of Don't Touch It, the podcast where Caroline Parker and her husband Kyle get into all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. In their first episode together, Caroline and Kyle are bringing you into their bedroom (literally) for an unfiltered catch-up on marriage, parenting and all the little things that make living with another person equal parts hilarious and horrifying. From the great debate over how often you should wash your bedsheets and whether sharing a towel with your partner is a crime against humanity, to the etiquette of paying your babysitter when date night ends early... nothing is off limits. Plus, Caroline recounts her night at a Westlife concert, Kyle questions the cultural significance of British TV, and the pair get into their latest obsession with The Traitors. Expect brutally honest opinions, questionable hygiene habits and plenty of banter. Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Don't Touch It Instagram: @donttouchit TikTok: @donttouchit.pod YouTube: @donttouchitpodcast

    Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors

  3. May 20

    S2 Ep15: The Truth About Modern Womanhood – Don’t Touch It | Ashley James

    On this week’s episode of Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by broadcaster, DJ and Sunday Times bestselling author Ashley James 🤍 We go into detail about her new book Bimbo and the conversations it opens up around internalised misogyny and how we can unpick it in everyday life. Ashley also shares her thoughts on how the patriarchy impacts on not just women, but men too, and why these patterns show up in the way we think, behave and relate to each other. We also get into the cost of childcare questioning why its so expensive and the effect that has on families, as well as a chat about sex in long-term relationships and how that evolves over time. This is a really open, thought-provoking conversation that touches on so many important and often unspoken topics. Link to her book BIMBO - https://amzn.eu/d/09JMfQHW Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ashleylouisejames? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ashleyjames? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod

    S2 Ep15: The Truth About Modern Womanhood – Don’t Touch It | Ashley James

  4. May 13

    S2 Ep14: The Reality of ADHD, Identity & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Toby & Mikey

    On this week’s episode I was joined by the lovely Toby and Mikey!! As a disclaimer this was filmed in April and as we all know mental health can change but this was a really open and unfiltered conversation. We talk about mental health and living with an ADHD diagnosis, including the reality of finding the right medication and how much that can affect day to day life. We get into relationships from dating an older guy, and what it was like feeling the need to pretend to be straight. Mikey also speaks about his experience with having a stroke and we finish things off with a chat on the side of being online that people don’t tend to see, like feeling lost, questioning what you’re doing, and whether any of it actually means anything. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tobyshome? TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@tobyshome? Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod

    S2 Ep14: The Reality of ADHD, Identity & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Toby & Mikey

  5. May 6

    S2 Ep13: Raising a Teen, ADHD & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Kerri Northcott

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    S2 Ep13: Raising a Teen, ADHD & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Kerri Northcott

  6. Apr 29

    S2 Ep12: Everything It Took to Become a Mum Through IVF – Don’t Touch It | Nadia

    On this week’s episode, we got to chit chat with Nadia Anya, who shared her incredible IVF journey!We discussed everything from starting IVF and dealing with the emotional highs and lows, to what the process is really like behind the scenes. Nadia talked transparently about her experience, including the challenges, the waiting, and what it takes to keep moving forward. We then also talked about motherhood after IVF and how that journey can affect your experience once your baby arrives. This conversation is so important and revealing for anyone going through IVF, thinking about it, or just wanting to learn more about it. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nadiaanya__?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@nadiaanya__?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod

    S2 Ep12: Everything It Took to Become a Mum Through IVF – Don’t Touch It | Nadia

  7. Apr 22

    S2 Ep11: Balancing Acting, Motherhood and Content Creation - Don’t Touch It | Carla Freeman

    On this week’s episode we had Carla Freeman on the podcast. She is such an incredible actor! We spoke a lot about her career as well as how she became a comedy content creator and where she gets all her inspiration from. We also dived into motherhood, what it’s like having a bigger age gap between her kids and how different that experience is. And finally we ended up talking about friendships, and how important it is to have the right people around you.Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/carlaafreeman?TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@carlafreemancomedy?Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod

    S2 Ep11: Balancing Acting, Motherhood and Content Creation - Don’t Touch It | Carla Freeman

  8. Apr 15

    S2 Ep10: A Midwife Answers The Too Embarrassing Questions To Ask - Don’t Touch It | Marie The Modern Midwife

    In this episode we’re joined by Marie, a midwife and published author, to talk about everything pregnancy, birth, and the realities of becoming a parent. Nothing was off limits in this conversation as we answered the questions new and expecting mothers often want to ask but feel too embarrassed to. From pregnancy symptoms, labour, and inductions to poo during birth, HPV, abortions, and postpartum recovery, Marie shares honest insight from her experience supporting women through pregnancy and childbirth. Whether you’re pregnant, planning to have a baby, or simply curious about what really happens behind the scenes of pregnancy and birth, this episode is packed with honest advice, expert knowledge, and the answers many parents are looking for. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_midwife?igsh=anczbnhoZXhhN21v Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about. In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk. https://www.instagram.com/donttouchitpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@donttouchit.pod

    S2 Ep10: A Midwife Answers The Too Embarrassing Questions To Ask - Don’t Touch It | Marie The Modern Midwife
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Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things they’ve been dying to say out loud. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

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  • Creator
    Caroline Parker
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Caroline Parker
  • Show Website
    Don't Touch It

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