I've got eight sinners in the Sin Bin this week. A dad ordered the free kids' meal for a baby who slept through dinner, then asked for it to go. A brother borrowed £400 "for an emergency" and spent it in Greece. Kelly Clarkson blasted a tiny Brooklyn toy shop to 34 million people over a four-minute visit. A cop ran his brother-in-law's ex through the police computer, then took him for a spin at 146 km/h. A boyfriend of three years keeps introducing his girlfriend as his roommate. A neighbour who turned up every Sunday was left $30,000 in the will, and the kids who visited twice a year want it back. A man got dumped on Saturday morning and had premium Grindr by Saturday night. And a one-night stand that ended with an invoice for the couch. Plus: I kicked a waxing lady in the face, what laser actually costs a year, Eden Noodles can do better, my one-pan lasagne, oyster mushrooms are carnivores, the slug in the cauliflower, a $5,000 couch for $1,000 and why Kmart furniture gives itself away, a no-Christmas Christmas, why everyone is so tired, Mercury never actually goes backwards, I'm an Earth Tiger and Hamish is a Wood Rooster, you are not a new person every seven years, a quantum leap is the smallest jump there is, and the Tesla that does a backflip. SUBMIT YOUR SINS I want your pettiest, your best, your worst. Anything you've done, or watched someone else do. It stays anonymous. → DM me on TikTok or Instagram @shabooshow, or write in at shabooshow.com FOLLOW THE SHOW Website: shabooshow.com TikTok: @shabooshow Instagram: @shabooshow Facebook: @shabooshow YouTube: @shabooshow CHAPTERS 00:00 Cold open: the waxing lady 00:39 Welcome, Hamish is producing 01:16 I got my teeth cleaned 03:04 Laser, wax or epilator? I've tried all three 09:04 Carnes, and Eden Noodles can do better 12:15 My one-pan lasagne 17:55 Oyster mushrooms are carnivores 19:08 The slug in the cauliflower 23:22 A $5,000 couch for $1,000 25:11 Kmart furniture gives itself away 28:27 A no-Christmas Christmas 36:27 Why is everyone so tired? 38:55 Mercury never actually goes backwards 43:44 Earth Tiger, Wood Rooster 47:13 You're not a new person every seven years 49:17 A quantum leap is the smallest jump there is 51:13 New being, new business 53:57 The Tesla that does a backflip 55:22 😈 THE SIN BIN — SINNERS OF THE WEEK 55:22 Case 1: The free kids' meal for the sleeping baby 57:31 Case 2: The £400 emergency that was a trip to Greece 59:49 Case 3: Kelly Clarkson and the $15,000 bird 1:03:16 Case 4: The cop who played detective 1:05:03 Case 5: The boyfriend who calls her his roommate 1:07:29 Case 6: The $30,000 in the neighbour's will 1:09:55 Case 7: Dumped Saturday morning, Grindr Saturday night 1:12:15 Case 8: The one-night-stand invoice 1:14:06 Wrap PHOTO CREDITS Shaboo Times pages: U.S. Air Force (public domain); KylliTI2019, Geoffreyrabbit, Alhill42, RootOfAllLight, Wilderness Vis, Bahnfrend (CC BY-SA 4.0); Bernard Spragg (CC0); Shixart1985 (CC BY 2.0); NASA / Johns Hopkins APL / Carnegie (public domain); OJB Quantum (CC BY 4.0), all via Wikimedia Commons. Cut-ins: epilator photo, Wikimedia Commons (public domain); Project Hail Mary poster, Amazon MGM Studios; Utagawa Kuniyoshi and Itō Jakuchū (public domain); Tesla, "The Ramp | Roadster". Sin Bin: Art of Play CCTV via Pablo Torre Finds Out / Pedestrian; RNZ; Igor Bastidas / The Guardian. #theshabooshow #newzealand #podcast