Lap Bar Lessons

Roboshark Studios
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Welcome to Lap Bar Lessons! The theme park podcast that trades polished corporate reviews for the chaotic, hilarious energy of a friends' group chat. Every Monday, join a panel of veteran theme park enthusiasts for an unfiltered look at park culture, vacation budgeting, and corporate politics. Driven by sharp, biting wit and a deeply cynical look at the modern vacation, Lap Bar Lessons balances a fiercely honest edge with a strictly family-friendly rating. From mocking entitled park-goers to breaking down the real-world financial stress of your next trip, this is the ultimate, no-nonsense guide for the everyday guest. Subscribe now for your weekly dose of authentic, laugh-out-loud theme park reality.

Episodes

  1. Jun 29

    Ep 9 - The Yorkie Funeral & Weird Adults In The Discovery Center!

    Send us Fan Mail Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 9 - The Yorkie Funeral & Weird Adults In The Discovery Center!

  2. Jun 22

    Ep 8 - Universal Has New Monsters… Pocket Monsters! The Donald Trump Pokémon Card!

    Send us Fan Mail Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 8 - Universal Has New Monsters… Pocket Monsters! The Donald Trump Pokémon Card!

  3. Jun 8

    Ep 7 - Apologizing To Harold For Cutting In Line With Petrie & Elsa's Facelift!

    Send us Fan Mail Ace and Josh finally return for a late-night recorded episode. We roast Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster’s Muppets makeover, mourn Disney’s Dinosaur ride going extinct, swap Jurassic River Adventure war stories, debate Tron vs. Hagrid, Ace spill line-cutting confessions (sorry Harold), does something unhinged much to Sahm’s disgust, and we even reminisce on our dear pal Petrie, hope things are well for you bud. We alap share an hilarious insider story about the lengths it took to finally get Frozen Ever After’s Animatronic the face’s they deserved.  Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 7 - Apologizing To Harold For Cutting In Line With Petrie & Elsa's Facelift!

  4. Jun 1

    Ep 6 - Ben 10 Pillows & Furniture Clearance; We Watched The Cartoon Network Hotel Die!

    Send us Fan Mail Exhausted and irritated after a long day, we dragged ourselves over to the studio and toughed it out to record this one right after our adventure to the Cartoon Network Hotel right before it went defunct. Half-assed theming, a motel room with one Ben 10 pillow and half a comforter, and a gift shop that turned full Macy’s furniture liquidation. Y’know, “50% off, everything must go” At least Finn & Jake statue was cool!  Ace surprised Josh with the much stronger Netflix House in Philly for a One Piece escape room and solid photo ops!  Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 6 - Ben 10 Pillows & Furniture Clearance; We Watched The Cartoon Network Hotel Die!

  5. May 24

    Ep 5 - Our First Time At Epic Universe ft Queenda Qua & The 2004 Season Pass That Outlived Katrina

    Send us Fan Mail Josh is back from vacation and immediately hits us with the most unhinged Six Flags flex of all time, his 2004 season pass for a park that Katrina wiped out in 2005. We roast casual locals who think their Six Flags is the only one, debate surviving Falcon’s Flight in Saudi Arabia, and set ridiculous endurance challenges involving Ethan, Pantheon, and Candymonium. Then Josh gives the raw, unfiltered breakdown of his 28th birthday at Epic Universe: why we waited 3 hours for Battle of Ministry (spoiler alert; it rained), Stardust Racers breaking down, Monsters Unchained blowing our minds so much Ace went for seconds, Sahm feeling underwhelmed with Mario Kart and much more! The vibes still slap harder than the complaints online however. Ace updates us on being an adult struggling at Nickelodeon Universe, bumper car war crimes, and way too much Fast & Furious talk. Classic Lap Bar Lessons banter! Zero filter, pure coaster nerd chaos! Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 5 - Our First Time At Epic Universe ft Queenda Qua & The 2004 Season Pass That Outlived Katrina

  6. May 17

    Ep 4 - Ace Is Live At Epic Universe Trying To Ride Everything; Sahm Gets FOMO, Hungry, & Tired; You're Never Going To Believe Who Crashes Out!

    Send us Fan Mail In this fun, chaotic bonus episode, Ace is live from Epic Universe tackling his ambitious "ride every single ride in one day" challenge. Joined by Sahm on the phone, Ace gives us real-time updates while waiting in some of the park’s longest queues, including Battle at the Ministry of Magic & Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge. The duo chats through wait times, single rider strategy, ride impressions (Dragon Racer Rally, Hiccup’s Wing Glider, Yoshi’s Adventure, and more), queue details, park tips, and plenty of unfiltered banter. Expect laughs, FOMO talk, nap negotiations, Mario-themed tangents, and honest thoughts on whether Epic Universe is truly a “half-day park.” Raw, in-the-moment, and full of theme park energy. Are you planning a trip to Epic Universe? Wanna just live vicariously through someone grinding lines all day?  A must-listen for Universal fans, ride warriors, and anyone who loves that real park-day vibe. Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 4 - Ace Is Live At Epic Universe Trying To Ride Everything; Sahm Gets FOMO, Hungry, & Tired; You're Never Going To Believe Who Crashes Out!

  7. May 10

    Ep 3 - The Goldfish Tried To Warn Him, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid At Island Of Adventure

    Send us Fan Mail Lap Bar Lessons Episode 3: The Goldfish Tried To Warn Us, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid At Island Of Adventure We settle the debate: Islands of Adventure > Universal Studios Florida (argue with a wall). Josh goes from theme park newbie to full convert as we relive his first trip!  Forbidden Journey dragon breathing fire on him, Cat in the Hat animatronic giving us a bath, Jurassic Park River Adventure splashing us, Spider-Man swinging us around, Sahm’s confident stride over to VelociCoaster turned ugly with a slip & fall, and the Hagrid’s motorbike obsession that took over his life. “Just hang on” Plus we give the King Kong animatronic its flowers & praise, Seuss Landing it’s love, especially the Zax, Hulk regret after VelociCoaster, and we’re going to find out why it’s Ace’s birthday but Sahm is the only one turning up? Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 3 - The Goldfish Tried To Warn Him, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid At Island Of Adventure

  8. May 3

    Ep 2 - Why Did You Grab The Helicopter Like That? Sahm Sprains His Ankle First Day At Universal Studios Florida

    Send us Fan Mail Josh’s First Universal Trip + Six Flags America Rides For Sale!? Ace is sick and disappointed in Sahm for not watching the Epic Universe documentary. We react live to Six Flags America rides hitting the resale market. Ragin’ Cajun, Harley Quinn Spinsanity & more. Then we dive deep into Sahm’s very first time at Universal Studios Florida. Why did we rope-drop Minions? How did Sahm feel about Rip Ride Rocket’s (rip) vertical lift? How much did Vin really have us covered on Fast & Furious Supercharged? Did Ace really sneak a second ride in on Mummy while Sahm ate? Why is E.T. one of the most goated dark rides? How insane was Diagon Alley actually? Find out all of this on today’s episode! We also had some fun side tangents about the 600ft+ giga coaster, Falcons Flight, Beverly Coca Cola horror stories, (if you know, you know), Sahm almost holding us up with a hurt ankle, and Ace utilizing his expertise to find the medical center. Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 2 - Why Did You Grab The Helicopter Like That? Sahm Sprains His Ankle First Day At Universal Studios Florida

  9. Apr 26

    Ep 1 - Very Reliable Sources, Ghostbusters & Shrek Should Have Been Rides!

    Send us Fan Mail Hollywood Drift is Coming, and we're already arguing about what is next. Universal Studios Hollywood is finally getting an Intamin Coaster to replace Rip Ride Rocket, and the rumor mill is in overdrive. We breakdown the Hollywood Drift news, clown TIkTok leakers, and go full copium on what Orlando might get. Ghostbusters? Shrek? Godzilla vs Kong duel. Sahm tries to sell us on a new property in far far away land while Ace fights to defend the streets of New York. Then we go full history mode: the lost Futuristic World of Hannah Barbera ride that opened with the park, why it got replaced, and Sahm admitting he's never heard of Huckleberry Hound. Flintstones piano, Scooby-Doo tears, and faulty futuristic treadmills. If you love theme park speculation, dead rides, and two idiots drifting off topic every couple of minutes, this one is for you! Buckle Up  Please Remain Seated  We’re Going Off The Rails 🎢    Watch Our Newest Video!  https://youtu.be/QjklnbKjQtg?si=c9yMR5quEB6Wrei3  Follow Us On Social Media!  Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156  X  https://x.com/LapBarLessons  Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/  YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessons  Threads  https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=en  Follow Ace On Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/  Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.  Hosted by Ace LeGrand.  Additional Edits, Distribution & Marketing by Ace LeGrand.  Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.  Transcript by Felix Oden.

    Ep 1 - Very Reliable Sources, Ghostbusters & Shrek Should Have Been Rides!
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About

Welcome to Lap Bar Lessons! The theme park podcast that trades polished corporate reviews for the chaotic, hilarious energy of a friends' group chat. Every Monday, join a panel of veteran theme park enthusiasts for an unfiltered look at park culture, vacation budgeting, and corporate politics. Driven by sharp, biting wit and a deeply cynical look at the modern vacation, Lap Bar Lessons balances a fiercely honest edge with a strictly family-friendly rating. From mocking entitled park-goers to breaking down the real-world financial stress of your next trip, this is the ultimate, no-nonsense guide for the everyday guest. Subscribe now for your weekly dose of authentic, laugh-out-loud theme park reality.

Information

  • Creator
    Roboshark Studios
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Roboshark Media
  • Show Website
    Lap Bar Lessons