Total Matt-ness

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Total Matt-ness is the home for the deep dives into things that nobody asked for, with overthinking things that change absolutely nothing and all wrapped up with zero research. I'll argue my point, whether it's right or wrong and you can feel free to reach out and complain at me via totalmattnesspod@gmail.com . From The Minimum Gain Network, host Matt tackles life's most pressing, unimportant mysteries - like why does his dog choose to do "The Butt Snuff" as his daily hobby, the physics of the liquidity of cats and the dread of all the deals you will walk away with from the middle of Lidl. If you've ever wasted twenty minutes of your time wondering why all socks aren't like feet gloves then you are in the right place.

Episodes

  1. Apr 29

    Ban Daylight Savings, Live Forever

    Matt talks about banning daylight savings time and somehow gets on to dying later in life. Stupid? Yes. Philosophical? Hmmm... You can be the judge of that. If you have any points of topic you want to discuss or even be featured on here as a guest, please reach out to totalmattnesspod@gmail.com .

    Ban Daylight Savings, Live Forever

  2. Apr 24

    The Middle of Lidl (Why must I buy things)

    In this episode Matt rambles on about the middle of Lidl. Is it a psyop? Why can you buy a gazebo and a chisel in a supermarket? It makes no sense.

    The Middle of Lidl (Why must I buy things)

  3. Apr 23

    The Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies

    In the premiere episode of Total Matt-ness, we dive into undiscovered podcasting territory - where our microphone levels are all over the place and we briefly discuss (ramble) about the Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies. This is the first episode of the podcast, with no podcasting experience so please expect chaos, off-balance audio and absolute rambling.

    The Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies

  4. Apr 23

    Selling myself, so you'll buy me

    This is a very brief episode, essentially just putting myself up for sale so you'll buy me. Who am I? What am I? Why do you need me? These probably weren't answered but there's some stuff in there, that's for sure! Do you want to get in touch? totalmattnesspod@gmail.com

    Selling myself, so you'll buy me
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Total Matt-ness is the home for the deep dives into things that nobody asked for, with overthinking things that change absolutely nothing and all wrapped up with zero research. I'll argue my point, whether it's right or wrong and you can feel free to reach out and complain at me via totalmattnesspod@gmail.com . From The Minimum Gain Network, host Matt tackles life's most pressing, unimportant mysteries - like why does his dog choose to do "The Butt Snuff" as his daily hobby, the physics of the liquidity of cats and the dread of all the deals you will walk away with from the middle of Lidl. If you've ever wasted twenty minutes of your time wondering why all socks aren't like feet gloves then you are in the right place.

Information

  • Creator
    The Minimum Gain Network
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    4
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © The Minimum Gain Network 2026
  • Show Website
    Total Matt-ness