Such a Witch - The Podcast

Lyndsey Davis and Natalie Hart
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Welcome to the corner of the internet where curiosity gets darker… and stories get stranger. We’re two women obsessed with the weird, the wonderful, and the wonderfully macabre. From haunted mysteries and true crime to chaotic, spicy fantasy—we’re diving into it all. Each episode, we unravel eerie legends, question the unexplained, and spiral into a few wild theories along the way. So grab a drink, get comfortable… and maybe leave a light on. This is where the strange feels at home. Stay Spooky, Darlings 👻

  1. 1d ago

    Halloween Films That Absolutely SLAP 🎃🔪 10 Movies You MUST Watch 🎃🔪 (Or We’re Judging You)

    🚨 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. PUT DOWN THE PUMPKIN. 🚨It’s officially spooky season, which means Nat and Lynds are undertaking the extremely serious and academically rigorous task of choosing their TOP 10 HALLOWEEN FILMS YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST WATCH. https://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcastWelcome to PART ONE, babes.This week we’re diving headfirst into:🧙‍♀️ Hocus Pocus because obviously. If the Sanderson Sisters aren’t screaming in your living room in October, are you even celebrating Halloween?🪲 Beetlejuice because apparently saying someone’s name three times is an excellent idea and nobody in horror has ever suffered consequences for summoning things.🍭 Trick ’r Treat where we learn the important lesson that Halloween traditions MUST BE RESPECTED. Sam has rules. Follow them. Do not piss off the tiny pumpkin child.🔪 Scream featuring Ghostface, questionable decision-making and absolutely nobody understanding the concept of LOCKING A BLOODY DOOR.👻 The Conjuring because why buy a lovely new-build when you can move your entire family into a house where Satan himself appears to have done the conveyancing?🏚️ The Cabin in the Woods which answers the age-old question: what if a relaxing weekend away was actually... ✨fucking dreadful✨?Expect horror trivia, nostalgia, arguments, tangents, questionable opinions and Nat and Lynds somehow turning a discussion about horror cinema into complete f*****g nonsense.🍿 Get your snacks. 🎃 Carve your pumpkins. 🕯️ Light your candles. 🚪 Lock your doors. 👻 Check behind you.And if you hear someone whispering your name from upstairs?No you f*****g didn’t.Tell us YOUR essential Halloween movie in the comments.PART TWO COMING SOON, WITCHES. 🔪🎃00:00 intro03:35 Ranking system05:54 It's all just a bunch of...20:09 Don't say his name 3 times whatever you do29:17 Stick to the rules or he's coming to get ya37:24 Do you like scary movies?50:02 Ed, Lorraine and bat shit Bathsheba59:48 Cabin holidays aren't what they used to be01:09:36 Abrupt ending#SuchAWitchPodcast #HalloweenMovies #HorrorMovies #SpookySeason #HocusPocus #Beetlejuice #TrickRTreat #Scream #TheConjuring #

  2. 3d ago

    The DARK TRUTH about HALLOWEEN🎃 - What happened to our favourite holiday? It isn't what you think!

    🎃 HALLOWEEN WAS WEIRDER THAN YOU THINK | Pumpkins, Samhain & 90s Halloweenhttps://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcastBefore Halloween became pumpkin-spiced everything, elaborate decorations and people spending three weeks planning a costume for Instagram... what actually WAS Halloween?Welcome back to Such a Witch: The Podcast, where this week Lyndsey and Nat are investigating the bizarre history behind spooky season.We're travelling from Samhain and the ancient roots of Halloween, through centuries of changing traditions, all the way to the absolute cultural fever dream that was Halloween in the 1990s.Along the way, we're answering the important questions:🎃 Why do we carve pumpkins? 🥔 Why did people originally carve things like TURNIPS?! 👻 Where did Halloween come from? 🕯️ What does Samhain have to do with it? 😈 Who was Stingy Jack? 🍬 How did Halloween develop into trick-or-treating, costumes and the modern spooky season? 📼 And WHY was Halloween in the 90s so bloody iconic?The history of the jack-o'-lantern is particularly strange. Carved vegetable lanterns were associated with Halloween traditions in Ireland and Britain, while pumpkins became the familiar choice after the tradition developed in North America.Expect Halloween history, folklore, nostalgia, spooky facts and the usual Such a Witch chaos.Get your pumpkin. Get your sweets. Get your questionable childhood Halloween costume.We're going back to spooky school. 🎃👻00:00 Introduction03:35 Where Halloween Really Began - Samhain07:35 Does the veil get thinner at Halloween09:42 Lynds has a haunted boiler?12:41 Why do we wear Halloween costumes?16:20 Ancient bonfires and naked dancing17:10 90's Halloween25:15 Trick or Treating is weird27:09 Why do we carve pumpkins? 27:58 Look at Lyndsey's pumpkin29:52 The legend of Stingy Jack33:02 What are we carving this year?33:46 Victorian Halloween superstitions40:00 Inappropriate scary movies40:41 Modern Halloween has gone mad47:04 Tacky Halloween48:54 Halloween pressure52:00 Pumpkin spice candle addiction53:36 Best and Worst Halloween treats55:16 Haunted attraction or Ghost Hunt56:50 Scariest Costumes1:00:19 Pumpkin spice always nice?1:00:52 Outro#Halloween #90sHalloween #HalloweenHistory #OriginsOfHalloween #SpookySeason #Samhain #PumpkinCarving #HalloweenPodcast #HalloweenNostalgia #JackOLantern #Folklore #SuchAWitchPodcast #podcast #podcasts #podcaster #comedy #funny #funnyvideo #history #folklore

  3. Sep 27

    Let Me AXE You Something… Did Lizzie Borden Do It? Netflix vs Reality - Such a Witch Podcast Ep18

    🪓 LIZZIE BORDEN: AXES, MURDER & A VICTORIAN FAMILY MELTDOWN 🪓 ✨ https://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast This week on Such a Witch: The Podcast, Lyndsey and Nat are grabbing their emotional-support axes and heading back to Fall River, Massachusetts, for one of the most infamous murder mysteries in true-crime history. Lizzie Borden. Accused of murdering her father, Andrew, and stepmother, Abby, in 1892, Lizzie became the centre of a case so notorious that more than 130 years later we're STILL asking: DID SHE ACTUALLY BLOODY DO IT?! 🪓👀And with Netflix bringing the case back into the spotlight with Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story, starring Ella Beatty as Lizzie, obviously we had to get involved. We’re diving into the real story behind Lizzie Borden, the murders, the evidence, the theories and the trial that turned her into one of history’s most infamous true-crime figures. And naturally, we’ll be comparing fact with Netflix’s gloriously dramatic interpretation because if there’s one thing television loves more than a Victorian murder, it’s adding a gigantic ladle of ✨DRAMA✨.So pour yourself something strong, hide the household tools and join us as we ask: 🪓 Who killed Andrew and Abby Borden? 🪓 Was Lizzie misunderstood, murderous or magnificently stitched up? 🪓 And exactly how uncomfortable can one Victorian household become before somebody reaches for the hardware? Alexa, play Cell Block Tango. Welcome to the Borden house, witches. 🔮🖤 #SuchAWitchPodcast #LizzieBorden #MonsterNetflix #MonsterTheLizzieBordenStory #NetflixMonster #TrueCrime #TrueCrimePodcast #LizzieBordenStory #UnsolvedMysteries #HistoricalTrueCrime #MurderMystery #SpookyPodcast #ParanormalPodcast #DarkHistory #VictorianCrime #WitchyPodcast #PodcastUK #TrueCrimeUK #NetflixSeries #RyanMurphy

  4. Sep 25

    DO NOT GO HERE! It's lurking in the HILLS! - Black Annis - Such a Witch Shorts Ep14

    Ever wondered why you shouldn’t go wandering around Leicestershire after dark? 👀✨ https://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Meet Black Annis, one of England’s creepiest folklore figures: a terrifying blue-faced witch-like hag said to lurk around the Dane Hills, armed with iron claws and a truly appalling attitude towards unexpected visitors.Was she simply a scary story used to keep children from wandering off? Or could this seriously unsettling legend have been inspired by something real?Join Lyndsey & Nat for a bite-sized trip into British folklore, where history gets weird, witches get feral, and frankly we’re staying indoors. 🔮😂#BlackAnnis #BritishFolklore #SuchAWitchPodcast #WitchTok #Folklore #CreepyHistory #Paranormal #BritishLegends #SpookyPodcast #YouTubeShorts #spookyseason #halloween

  5. Sep 18

    PRACTICAL MAGIC... WE HAVE SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS | Brutally Honest Such A Witch Review Ep13

    🔮 NAT & LYNDS ARE BACK… AND THEY HAVE THOUGHTS...linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast This week on Such a Witch, Nat and Lynds turn their brutally honest attention to one of the most beloved witchy film franchises around — Practical Magic.We’re taking on Practical Magic AND Practical Magic 2, comparing the two, questioning some VERY questionable decisions, pointing out plot holes, making completely unsolicited suggestions about how things should have gone… and generally asking questions that probably should have been left well alone. 😂💀 What actually makes sense?🧙‍♀️ Which magical rules are we still trying to understand?🍹 How many questionable decisions can two witchy sisters make?🔮 And why are Nat and Lynds so convinced they could have written the films better?Expect hot takes, questionable logic, witchy chaos, plenty of laughs and the kind of brutally honest commentary you've come to expect from Such a Witch.Whether you absolutely LOVE Practical Magic, think the sequel is magical perfection, or have a few plot holes of your own that have been bothering you… this one is for you.👀 WARNING: There may be spoilers. There will definitely be opinions.🎧 Such a Witch — talking about the creepy, the cursed, the strange and the downright disturbing… usually with a drink in hand.👇 Tell us in the comments:Did Practical Magic 2 live up to the original? What did WE get completely wrong? And what plot hole did you spot that we missed?#SuchAWitch #PracticalMagic #PracticalMagic2 #Witchy #ParanormalPodcast #Podcast #MovieReview #FilmReview #Witches #HorrorPodcast #NatAndLynds

  6. Sep 13

    The most EVIL man ever? You won't BELIEVE what Chris Watts did! Such a Witch Podcast Ep17

    Nat and Lynds return to the cauldron for a rage-fuelled, witch‑coded deep dive into the Watts family murders — an episode that honours Shanann, Bella, CeCe and baby Nico while unleashing full feral chaos on the pathetic excuse of a man responsible.linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast This week, the witches break down the case exactly as they do in the episode:With empathy, clarity, and respect for the victimsWith feminist fury aimed squarely at Chris WattsAnd with insults so creative they probably qualify as folkloreExpect Lynds calling Chris “the human equivalent of magnolia paint,” “a man with the emotional communication style of damp bathroom sealant,” and “a coward who thinks he’s five steps ahead while standing directly on a rake.” Nat describes him as a spineless waste of oxygen, a “walking Microsoft update,” and “a man whose lies are flimsier than Poundland bunting.”The girls cover:Shanann’s life, strength, and devotionBella and CeCe’s personalities and joyThe summer tensions, the affair, and the growing disconnectThe infamous driveway interview (GCSE drama at best)The neighbour Nate, who radiates “this feels dodgy” energyThe interrogation, the polygraph, the collapsing liesThe confession, the sentencing, and the aftermathIt’s furious. It’s witchy. It’s chaotic.It’s Nat and Lynds at their most feral, dragging Chris Watts until there’s nothing left but dust, disappointment, and magnolia‑coloured cowardice.

  7. Sep 11

    Beam Me Up, Babes: The Rendlesham Forest UFO Story, the UKs ROSWELL? Such a Witch Shorts Ep12

    🌲✨ Such a Witch: Rendlesham Forest UFOs — The Night Suffolk Got Weird linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Buckle up, broomsticks — Nat and Lynds have yeeted themselves straight into Britain’s most iconic “aliens definitely came for a cheeky visit” moment: the Rendlesham Forest UFO sightings.In this episode, the girls dive head‑first into glowing lights, confused soldiers, suspiciously dramatic witness statements, and the eternal question: was it aliens, was it a lighthouse, or was Suffolk just having a moment?Expect:Nat aggressively bullying the concept of extraterrestrial geometryLynds insisting she would absolutely be abducted because she’s “got main‑character energy”A dramatic reenactment of the UFO landing that is 90% screaming and 10% questionable scienceThe phrase “beam me up, babes” used unironicallyA forest so spooky even the trees need therapyIf you love paranormal nonsense, chaotic storytelling, and two witches cackling their way through Britain’s strangest mysteries, this episode is your new religion.Grab your snacks, grab your sage, and prepare for the most unhinged retelling of Rendlesham Forest you’ll ever hear.

  8. Aug 30

    Chaos on Camera: We Explore The Most Cursed Movies Ever Made - Such a Witch Ep16

    The Most Cursed Films in Hollywood 👻🎬 | Such a Witch The Podcast linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Buckle up, babes — in this week’s episode of Such a Witch, Nat and Lynds dive broom‑first into Hollywood’s most cursed films, and honestly… the chaos behind these movies is more dramatic than the films themselves. From The Exorcist being blamed for everything short of the apocalypse, to Poltergeist allegedly using real human skeletons (because apparently props departments were on a budget), we’re serving spooky facts with a side of unhinged commentary. We also cackle our way through: The Omen — where even the animals said “absolutely not”. Rosemary’s Baby — cursed, iconic, and featuring the worst neighbours in cinematic history. The Twilight Zone Movie — the behind‑the‑scenes chaos that Hollywood still whispers about. The Crow — the tragedy that turned a cult classic into a legend. Expect:✨ Morbid giggles✨ Chaotic banter✨ Nat trying to be serious and Lyndsey absolutely refusing✨ A shocking number of “HOW WAS THIS LEGAL” moments If you love spooky lore, Hollywood disasters, and two witches laughing at their own jokes, this episode is your new religion.

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Welcome to the corner of the internet where curiosity gets darker… and stories get stranger. We’re two women obsessed with the weird, the wonderful, and the wonderfully macabre. From haunted mysteries and true crime to chaotic, spicy fantasy—we’re diving into it all. Each episode, we unravel eerie legends, question the unexplained, and spiral into a few wild theories along the way. So grab a drink, get comfortable… and maybe leave a light on. This is where the strange feels at home. Stay Spooky, Darlings 👻

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  • Creator
    Lyndsey Davis and Natalie Hart
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    36
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Lyndsey Davis and Natalie Hart
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