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  1. Horror Alumni Face Their Worst Nightmare | 13 Fanboy review

    May 27

    Horror Alumni Face Their Worst Nightmare | 13 Fanboy review

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-uohHROj9Aylg_edobhcSA/join13 Fanboy (2021)13 Fanboy is an indie slasher film directed by Deborah Voorhees (best known for playing Tina in Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning). The movie takes a meta-fictional approach to the horror genre, focusing on an obsessed, lethal fan who stalks and murders iconic actresses from legendary horror franchises—specifically playing fictionalized versions of themselves.Key Cast & Meta ElementsThe film is notable for gathering a massive ensemble of horror alumni, particularly from the Friday the 13th and Halloween universes:Dee Wallace (The Howling, Cujo, Halloween 2007)Deborah Voorhees (Friday the 13th Part V)Kane Hodder (The definitive Jason Voorhees of parts VII–X)Lar Park Lincoln (Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood)Jennifer Banko (Friday the 13th Part VII, Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III)Judie Aronson (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter)C.J. Graham (Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives)Corey Feldman (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter) making a cameo appearance.Plot & StyleThe narrative leans heavily into the dark side of fan culture and convention circuits. Instead of relying on a supernatural killer, the threat is entirely human: a fan whose devotion has warped into a violent fixation.Production-wise, the film relies on a gritty, low-budget indie aesthetic and places a heavy emphasis on practical makeup and gore effects, a deliberate nod to the golden era of 1980s slasher cinema. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit goreandgrimepodcast.substack.com

    7 min
  2. Zombies vs Strippers - The Wildest Horror Comedy You've Never Heard Of review

    May 24

    Zombies vs Strippers - The Wildest Horror Comedy You've Never Heard Of review

    Join this channel to get access to perks: / @gruesomehertzogg Zombies Vs. Strippers (2012) is a micro-budget horror-comedy released by Charles Band’s infamous Full Moon Features. Directed by Alex Nicolaou (son of longtime Full Moon director Ted Nicolaou, known for the Subspecies franchise), the film relies heavily on a gritty, sleazy B-movie atmosphere rather than high-end production values. Unlike the similarly titled, bigger-budget Zombie Strippers (2008) starring Jenna Jameson, this entry keeps the core dancers alive and fighting against the undead horde rather than transforming into them. +1The BlueprintDirector: Alex Nicolaou Writers: Kent Roudebush, Alex Nicolaou, Nick Francomano Runtime: ~75 minutes Release Date: July 2012 Special Effects: Primarily low-budget practical gore, lean makeup, and foundational blood-squirt gags typical of late-era Full Moon productions.Plot OutlineThe entire movie unfolds inside “The Tough Titty,” a rundown, cash-strapped strip club in a bleak corner of Los Angeles. The establishment is managed by Spider, a flower-shirt-wearing, tiki-aesthetic enthusiast who is buried in debt and desperately trying to sell the business. +1While Spider deals with a looming financial crisis, a sudden zombie apocalypse begins consuming the city outside. The bar’s staff and few remaining patrons are initially completely oblivious to the outbreak—even misinterpreting the sluggish, undead groans of early infected customers as sheer apathy toward the stage performances. +1Once the horde breaches the club, the survivors—including an eccentric bouncer named Marvin, a trio of bikers, a sleazy businessman, and a collection of dancers with varying motivations (Vanilla, Sugar Hills, Jasmine, and Bambi)—are forced to barricade the doors. The film transitions into a standard, single-location siege narrative where the dancers must utilize unconventional, everyday club props (including high heels used as makeshift skull-piercing weapons) to survive the night.Core Cast & CharactersCircus-Szalewski as Spider: The eccentric, fast-talking owner of the failing establishment. Brittany Gael Vaughn as Vanilla: A standout character who embraces an aggressive, street-tough action heroine archetype to combat the horde. Eve Mauro as Sugar Hills: One of the club’s veteran, hard-drinking dancers. Victoria Levine as Bambi: A dancer working the poles specifically to fund her education to become a veterinarian. Adriana Sephora as Jasmine: The club’s resident airhead archetype. Brad Potts as Red Wings: A Bible-quoting biker who seeks refuge inside the club during the initial chaos. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit goreandgrimepodcast.substack.com

    3 min
  3. When Roger Corman Made Giant Spiders Genuinely Entertaining review

    May 24

    When Roger Corman Made Giant Spiders Genuinely Entertaining review

    Join this channel to get access to perks: / @gruesomehertzogg Camel Spiders (2011)The OverviewCamel Spiders is a 2011 creature feature directed by Jim Wynorski and produced by the legendary B-movie king Roger Corman. It originally debuted on the Syfy channel and checks every single box you’d expect from a low-budget, creature-on-the-loose flick from that era.The PlotThe story is kicked off by a military skirmish in the deserts of Afghanistan. During the shootout, a swarm of oversized, incredibly aggressive camel spiders hitches a ride inside the body bag of a fallen soldier.The transport returning the body crashes in the American Southwest, unleashing the arachnids into a small desert town. The creatures grow at an alarming rate and begin multiplying, forcing an assorted group of locals—including small-town sheriffs, military personnel, and stranded travelers—to hole up in a remote desert oasis café to fight for survival.Key Highlights & TriviaThe Production Pedigree: Seeing Roger Corman and Jim Wynorski team up means exactly one thing: fast-paced, high-concept, low-budget filmmaking with maximum camp value.The Creatures: While real-world camel spiders (solifugae) are intimidating enough, the film gives them a massive upgrade. These spiders jump huge distances, move like speeding cars, scream when they attack, and possess a venom that can paralyze or kill a human in minutes.Practical vs. Digital FX: The movie heavily relies on early-2010s, incredibly blatant CGI for the spider swarms and the gore, mixed with occasional rubber prop spiders for close-up thrashing scenes.The Cast: Features B-movie veterans like Brian Krause (Charmed, Sleepwalkers) and C. Thomas Howell (The Outsiders, The Hitcher), who bring exactly the right amount of earnestness to a ridiculous premise.Where It Fits in the GenreIf you’re looking for prestige horror, this isn’t it. But if you have a soft spot for the golden era of Syfy channel original movies—right alongside Sharknado, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, and Piranhaconda—Camel Spiders delivers plenty of unintentional comedy, fast pacing, and pure creature-feature cheese. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit goreandgrimepodcast.substack.com

    5 min
  4. This Valentine's Day Gift Will DESTROY You | Cupid Horror Review

    May 24

    This Valentine's Day Gift Will DESTROY You | Cupid Horror Review

    Join this channel to get access to perks: / @gruesomehertzogg Cupid (2020/2021)Directed by Scott Jeffrey—a prolific name in the modern, low-budget UK horror scene—Cupid is a supernatural slasher that reimagines the god of love as a demonic, gargoyle-like entity out for blood.While it saw a limited US digital release in 2020 through Uncork’d Entertainment, it gained wider traction internationally in February 2021 when High Fliers Films distributed it for the Valentine’s Day market.Production & OverviewDirector/Writer: Scott JeffreyProduction Company: Proportion ProductionsDistribution (UK): High Fliers Films (Released February 2021)Runtime: Approx. 83 minutesTone: Low-budget, straight-to-video supernatural slasher with a focus on creature design and practical-leaning gore effects.The PlotThe story follows Faye (Bao Tieu), a practicing witch and high school student who is frequently targeted by a cruel clique of popular girls. After the group orchestrates a massive, public humiliation involving Faye’s feelings for her teacher, she reaches her breaking point.Using black magic, Faye summons Cupid—not the cherubic matchmaker of mythology, but an ancient, scarred, winged demon with a deadly crossbow. Once unleashed, the entity stalks the high school and the surrounding town, brutally executing anyone who mocks love, relationships, or the broken-hearted.Highlights for Genre FansThe Creature Design: The film avoids a cheap Halloween-costume look for its villain by giving Cupid a distinctly monstrous, grey, gargoyle-skinned appearance with massive wings and dead eyes.Thematic Kills: True to the micro-budget slasher tradition, the movie shines during its creative kills. Rather than just relying on standard stabbings, Jeffrey leans into dark, love-themed imagery:A fatal throat-slitting executed via a razor-sharp Valentine’s Day card.A graphic, forced-suffocation sequence involving a bouquet of roses.Classic crossbow bolts to the chest, pinning victims to walls.It’s an unapologetic, B-movie creature feature designed precisely for fans of indie horror who enjoy a dark, campy spin on classic mythology.Are you looking for a full breakdown of the cast and crew, specific streaming platforms where it’s currently playing, or details on a particular scene? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit goreandgrimepodcast.substack.com

    5 min
  5. This Cursed Scarecrow Brings Terror Back to Camp - Movie Review

    May 19

    This Cursed Scarecrow Brings Terror Back to Camp - Movie Review

    Amityville Scarecrow 2 (released in late 2022) is the direct sequel to the 2021 British low-budget slasher. Released by Jagged Edge Productions and ITN Distribution, this follow-up transitions the creative reins to director Adam Cowie and writer Craig McLearie. It continues the trend of UK-produced indie horror exploiting the public domain "Amityville" brand name for micro-budget genre pieces. Plot & PremisePicking up exactly one year after the original massacre, estranged sisters Mary (Kate Sandison) and Tina (Amanda-Jade Tyler) return to the cursed caravan park and camping grounds. Believing the nightmare is finally behind them, they bring in a fresh group of young camp counselors to prepare the grounds for an official grand reopening to the public. +1Naturally, the peace doesn't last. The vengeful spirit of Lester—the executed handyman from the first film—re-animates once again inside the sinister scarecrow. As the camp counselors and staff begin vanishing one by one around the property, the sisters realize the curse has returned and are forced to band together with the survivors to fight back. The climax attempts to ramp up the action with the remaining group launching waves of desperate, tactical counter-attacks against the killer monster, leading to a twist revelation. Key Credits & CastDirector: Adam Cowie Writer: Craig McLearieProduction Companies: Jagged Edge Productions & Proportion ProductionsMain Cast:Kate Sandison as MaryAmanda-Jade Tyler as TinaSofia Lacey as HarrietChrissie WunnaProduction & ReceptionLike its predecessor, Amityville Scarecrow 2 leans heavily on a micro-budget indie aesthetic, pulling most of its horror from classic "stalk-and-slash" tropes in an isolated outdoor setting. Pacing & Dialogue: The sequel echoes the first film’s slow-burn pacing, dedicating a massive portion of its brief 76-minute runtime to long stretches of expository banter, campground management politics, and interpersonal counselor drama between the kills. The Kills: While the opening sequence features some atmospheric nighttime cinematography, the kills themselves are typical for ITN's distribution tier—often heavily reliant on cutaways, off-screen action, or modest practical effects hampered by budget constraints. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit goreandgrimepodcast.substack.com

    6 min
  6. They Burned Him Alive—Now He's Back as a Killer Scarecrow | Horror Movie Review

    May 19

    They Burned Him Alive—Now He's Back as a Killer Scarecrow | Horror Movie Review

    Amityville Scarecrow (2021).Produced by the infamous Scott Jeffrey / Jagged Edge UK low-budget horror pipeline (the same folks behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey) and directed by Jack Peter Mundy, this film is part of the endless wave of microscopic-budget movies that slap "Amityville" in the title because nobody owns the legal rights to the town name. Here is the breakdown of what this micro-budget slasher brings to the table:The Plot (A Very Familiar Formula)After their mother passes away, two estranged sisters—Mary (Kate Sandison) and Tina (Amanda-Jade Tyler)—reunite to settle her estate. The prize inheritance? An abandoned caravan park/summer camp. Naturally, the land carries a dark history. The script tries to tie itself to the original DeFeo Amityville house murders by claiming the land itself absorbed a curse. Years later, a local child-molesting handyman named Lester committed heinous crimes on the campground before the furious town parents pulled a full A Nightmare on Elm Street and burned him alive. Now, Lester is back from the grave, possessing a creepy-looking scarecrow, and wielding a giant kitchen wall fork to systematically butcher the sisters, their daughters, and anyone else wandering into the high grass. Key Highlights & LowlightsThe "Amityville, England" Problem: Despite trying to drop backstory lines about the famous Long Island location, the movie was filmed entirely in the UK. The production team didn't even bother to hide it: every car features prominent European license plates, and the steering wheels are strictly on the right side. Glacial Pacing: While a killer scarecrow slasher sounds like a fun, brainless midnight watch, a massive chunk of the 84-minute runtime is consumed by heavy soap-opera dramatics regarding the sisters' past trauma (specifically, Tina sleeping with and marrying Mary’s husband). The scarecrow doesn't even fully resurrect until nearly halfway through the movie. The Monster Design: To give credit where it's due, the scarecrow mask and costume design are actually quite creepy and effective for a micro-budget flick. The Kills: Unfortunately, despite a solid monster look, the budget constraints show heavily in the actual gore. The kills are largely bloodless, poorly lit, or cut away at the exact moment of impact. The Verdict: It's exactly what you expect from an ITN Distribution / Scott Jeffrey joint. It sits firmly in the "so bad it's watchable" tier of modern Z-grade horror. If you can tolerate thirty minutes of family arguments before a guy in a burlap mask starts chasing people around a British auto-graveyard, it has its moments.Believe it or not, it actually spawned a sequel, Amityville Scarecrow 2, just a year later in 2022 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit goreandgrimepodcast.substack.com

    6 min

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