The Dirty Boys Film Review

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Two friends start at the bottom of the film podcast world...and stay there. Written and Presented by Bobby May and Glenn Cartmer

Episodes

  1. Jun 6

    5. Missionary Impossible - Remastered

    In the season one finale of The Dirty Boys Film Review, titled "Missionary Impossible," Bobby and Glenn kick things off by celebrating cinema legend Nicolas Cage's monumental 75th birthday. The boys map out his entire, definitive life story before diving into their first review of the week: the action-thriller Face/Off. However, the cinematic critique quickly derails into a dense narrative debate, as the boys admit they were completely baffled by the plot due to the main characters constantly changing their faces. They put their foot down once and for all, declaring that they vastly prefer movies where the actors just keep their own faces for the entire running time. Next, the high-octane celebration continues with a look at Gone in 60 Seconds. The guys praise the film as an absolute adrenaline rush, even if they have some notes on the pacing, specifically pointing out that the title is a bit misleading when it occasionally takes the characters upwards of twenty minutes just to steal a single vehicle. This finale is proudly brought to you by Alan Alda’s Signature Potato Chips. After decades of overwhelming demand, the veteran actor has finally listened to his die-hard fans and entered the snack industry. You can grab a bag of his elite crunchy creations today in two bold, distinct flavours: Lightly Salted and Original. Head to the checkout right now and use the hot discount code DIRTYBOYS to get your hands on Alan’s personal stash. Written and presented by Bobby May and Glenn Cartmer. Music by Bobby May. Edited by The Dirty Boys.

  2. May 30

    4. Dog Biscuits for Humans - Remastered

    In the fourth episode of The Dirty Boys Film Review, titled "Dog Biscuits for Humans," Glenn deals with the devastating physical consequences of the most important meal of the day, specifically, the one he didn't eat. The boys investigate how a simple lack of morning toast can lead to a slight, major case of diarrhoea. The boys open the vault to discuss Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie. They peel back the layers of this psychological horror-comedy, exploring the dark and dangerous history of the character. The duo investigates the experimental method-acting techniques used on set, specifically the rumours that Rowan Atkinson would frequently enter a state of total blackout just to tap into the raw, chaotic energy required to play Mr. Bean. Next, the guys take a somber look at the 1984 classic The Karate Kid. Bobby and Glenn expose the gruelling conditions on set, focusing on the shocking "training" sequences that were actually just a thin veil for forced labor. They break down the heartbreaking reality of the hero being made to hand-wash every single car in the production’s parking lot, day after day, while the director called it "character development." The episode also features the high-stakes debut of a brand-new segment: Entertainment News. This episode is proudly sponsored by Woofy Yum Yum. Have you ever been feeding your pup a treat and thought, "My tongue is actually jealous of this?" Make that curiosity a reality with the only dog biscuits specifically baked for the human palate. Woofy Yum Yum comes in two artisanal flavours: Brown Delight and Crispy Bread. Head over to WoofyYumYum.biz and use the offer code DIRTYBOYS to start your gourmet journey today. Written and presented by Bobby May and Glenn Cartmer. Music by Bobby May. Edited by The Dirty Boys.

  3. May 23

    3. Wet Milk - Remastered

    In episode three of The Dirty Boys Film Review, titled "Wet Milk," Bobby and Glenn open the show by navigating the dizzying heights of local fame. The boys recount the harrowing and humbling experience of being recognised by fans at their local Coles, proving that even the biggest names in the film podcasting world still have to pick up their own groceries. The cinematic journey begins with a look at the all-time action masterpiece Bad Boys II. The guys dive deep into the legendary on-set tension, specifically focusing on the creative friction between the cast and Martin Lawrence, who famously refused to break character while wearing his iconic prosthetics from the Big Momma’s House franchise during the film’s most intense shootout sequences. Next, the boys tackle Christopher Nolan’s gritty epic The Dark Knight. After sourcing a loose, caseless DVD from the local Civic Video, Bobby and Glenn finally give George Clooney the credit he deserves for his brooding, definitive performance as the Caped Crusader. They break down why Clooney’s turn in the suit remains the gold standard for the franchise and how his presence truly anchored Nolan's vision of Gotham. This episode is brought to you by Wet Milk. Are you tired of your milk being dry and difficult to swallow? Wet Milk is the answer. It’s delicious, somewhat nutritious, and comes in five distinct, bold variations of Vanilla. Visit our website and use the promo code DIRTYBOYS to receive a fresh discount on your first case of Wet Milk today. Keep it wet. Written and Presented by Bobby May and Glenn Cartmer. Theme Music by Bobby May. Edited by The Dirty Boys.

  4. May 16

    2. Son of a Bitch, Deodorant for Men - Remastered

    In episode two of The Dirty Boys Film Review, Bobby and Glenn take on the spooky, supernatural world of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense. While the boys agree it’s an absolute masterpiece of cinema, they can't help but call it out for being painfully predictable. They break down why the film desperately needed some sort of late-game twist. Next, the guys swing into the canopy to review the 1997 comedy classic George of the Jungle, an unforgettable biopic about a man named Tarzan. Bobby and Glenn offer an intellectual breakdown of this triumph, celebrating the definitive screen portrayal of literature's greatest vine-riding hero, Tarzan, as he navigates the complex emotional landscape of modern love. This episode is proudly brought to you by Son of a Bitch, the only deodorant aggressive enough for the modern man. It’s time to stop smelling like a laboratory and start smelling like nature intended with their signature scent profiles, including Citrus Gooch and Peach Vanilla. Use the discount code DIRTYBOYS at checkout to get a great deal on your next can of Son of a Bitch. Written and presented by Bobby May and Glenn Cartmer Theme Music by Bobby May Mixed & Edited by The Dirty Boys

  5. May 9

    1. A Tribute to Keanu Reeves - Remastered

    In the debut episode of The Dirty Boys Film Review, Bobby and Glenn pay a long-overdue tribute to the career of Keanu Reeves. The boys head to the high seas to discuss Keanu’s definitive (and controversially uncredited) performance in Speed 2: Cruise Control. The deep dive continues as they tackle The Matrix, a film that bravely asks the question: "What if a movie made absolutely no sense?" Bobby and Glenn break down why this cult misfire failed to capture the cinematic magic of a boat hitting a pier, offering a definitive take on why the Wachowskis probably should have just left the red pill in the bottle. And finally, the boys introduce their most provocative segment yet, Sex Scene of the Week. This episode is proudly sponsored by TheirUndies, the world’s premier used underwear subscription service. Why waste time "breaking in" a new pair of briefs when you can enjoy the pre-softened, storied history of someone else’s? Experience the intimacy of a stranger’s laundry day delivered directly to your mailbox every single month. Use the promo code DIRTYBOYS and get 20% off today. Written and presented by Bobby May & Glenn Cartmer Music by Bobby May Mixed & Edited by The Dirty Boys This is a Dirty Boys Network podcast

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Two friends start at the bottom of the film podcast world...and stay there. Written and Presented by Bobby May and Glenn Cartmer

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