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Welcome to The Jordan McCloskey Show!!! (said like Richard Attenborough in Jurassic Park) — it's the Hollywood Minute…ish, fun lil’ random facts you never knew ya needed, 80s/90s nostalgia, everyday observations, pop culture, and the kind of conversations that somehow go completely off the rails. Occasionally unhinged, and always here for a good time- not a long time. (Trooper, 1977)

  1. 3d ago

    🔥 Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter as Dolly Parton?! + Who Will Be the Next 007?!

    Who should play Dolly Parton on the big screen? Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are already being talked about for a Dolly biopic, and Jordan, Stan Ashpe and Super James weigh in on the possibilities. Plus, the race to become the next James Bond is getting down to the wire. Jordan breaks down the reported finalists — but also has two picks of his own that he thinks would make perfect 007s. There’s just one problem: one of them doesn’t have much hair… and according to Super James, apparently James Bond needs hair. 😂 Throw in celebrity birthdays and… Guess what? That’s your Hollywood Minute…ish! 🎧 Listen now!

  2. 5d ago

    🔥 Clayface Rules the Box Office + Netflix Takes on Hallmark Christmas Movies

    Clayface takes the #1 spot at the weekend box office, while Jordan, Stan and Super James discuss Street Fighter — and whether anybody really cares about the reviews when all we want is action, fighting and people getting punched.  Plus, Netflix has revealed its Christmas movie lineup to take on Hallmark, with names like Dennis Quaid, Rob Lowe and Tyler Perry getting into the holiday spirit. That leads Jordan to reveal one of his oddly specific acting dreams: starring in a Hallmark Christmas movie as a small-town Christmas tree farmer. 🎄 And of course, we’ve got celebrity birthdays — although Stan apparently forgot there’s supposed to be a time limit on those.  Guess what?… That’s your Hollywood Minute…ish! 🎧 Listen now!

  3. Oct 18

    The Ultimate Thanksgiving Movie Already Exists — And It Stars Steve Martin + a Canadian Legend

    Everyone talks about Christmas movies and horror movies… but what about Thanksgiving? Jordan goes looking for the ultimate Thanksgiving movie and lands on an ’80s classic starring Steve Martin and Canadian comedy legend John Candy. Plus, he pitches another Thanksgiving movie idea involving turkeys, because apparently Hollywood still hasn’t done enough with the holiday. 😂 If you’ve ever wondered what to watch after Thanksgiving dinner, this might be the answer. 🎧 Listen now!

  4. Oct 11

    🔥 Alanis Morissette Is Doing Something She’s Never Done Before + New Movie Release Friday!

    Alanis Morissette is doing something she’s never done before in her career — releasing a Christmas album. 🎄 And she’s bringing along some celebrity duet partners you probably won’t see coming. Plus, it’s New Release Friday! Jordan and Super James break down Ben Affleck’s new movie, the sequel to The Social Network, and John Cena’s new Apple TV movie, along with their Rotten Tomatoes scores. And celebrity birthdays bring a little nostalgia, including one star Jordan thought was unbelievably cool growing up — with a little Quantum Leap love thrown in too. Guess what?… That’s your Hollywood Minute…ish! 🎧 Listen now!

  5. Oct 7

    🔥 Paul McCartney Reveals His Taylor Swift Wedding Song + Paramount & Warner Bros. Team Up?!

    Paul McCartney reveals the song he performed at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding, and Stan joins Jordan to break it all down. Plus, Paramount and Warner Bros. are joining forces, which leads to one very important question: what would happen if some of their biggest characters were all thrown into the same movie? Think Scooby-Doo, Ghostbusters, Harry Potter, Batman, John Wick and more. 😂 And Justin calls in from an undisclosed location… but his phone line keeps cutting out at exactly the worst possible moments. Is he in witness protection? Where IS he? 📞😂 Plus, celebrity birthdays. Guess what?… That’s your Hollywood Minute…ish! 🎧 Listen now!

  6. Sep 19

    ⚖️ Judge Judy Retires After 30+ Years + MAS*H Turns 54 | The Hollywood Minute…ish

    Judge Judy has retired from television after more than 30 years, and Jordan and Stan look back at the courtroom shows they actually grew up watching — especially The People’s Court and Judge Wapner. ⚖️ Plus, MAS*H premiered 54 years ago, and both admit they weren’t exactly fans as kids. To Jordan, it was basically the signal that bedtime had arrived. 😂 They also give some love to that unforgettable TV theme song, and of course, we’ve got another round of celebrity birthdays. Guess what?… That’s your Hollywood Minute…ish! 🎧 Listen now!

  7. Sep 17

    🕷️ Spider-Man: Brand New Day Finally Gets Dethroned + The Greatest TV Theme Song Ever?!

    What poorly reviewed movie has officially knocked Spider-Man: Brand New Day out of the #1 spot at the box office. 🔮🕷️  Plus, Jordan and Stan look back at a classic TV series that premiered 41 years ago — and Jordan makes the case that it may have had the greatest TV theme song of all time. Then it’s celebrity birthdays, including one star who instantly makes Jordan think of Love Actually… while Stan goes straight to The Walking Dead. Which is probably why they get along so well — they don’t have to agree on everything. 😂 Guess what?… That’s your Hollywood Minute…ish! 🎧 Listen now!

  8. Sep 13

    🔮 Practical Magic 2 Reviews Are In… + Which Long-Running TV Shows Just Got Cancelled?

    The reviews are in for Practical Magic 2 — and they may sound a little familiar to anyone who remembers how critics treated the original. Could history be repeating itself with another future cult classic? 🔮 Plus, fall TV season is almost here, but not every show is coming back. A Nicolas Cage series is on the list, along with two long-running shows — including one that’s been around for more than 30 years. Stan and Super James join Jordan for the conversation, and we’ve got celebrity birthdays too — including one age that catches Jordan completely off guard and somehow makes him feel younger instead of older. 😂 Guess what?… That’s your Hollywood Minute…ish! 🎧 Listen now!

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Welcome to The Jordan McCloskey Show!!! (said like Richard Attenborough in Jurassic Park) — it's the Hollywood Minute…ish, fun lil’ random facts you never knew ya needed, 80s/90s nostalgia, everyday observations, pop culture, and the kind of conversations that somehow go completely off the rails. Occasionally unhinged, and always here for a good time- not a long time. (Trooper, 1977)

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  • Creator
    Jordan McCloskey
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Clean
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