8 Cats and a Divorce

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A self-aware, darkly funny post-mortem on what happens when an incredibly naive guy with a broken red-flag radar gets pulled into a universe of absolute relationship chaos.  The retelling of a true story; Hosted by Josh, 8 Cats and a Divorce is a late-night, kitchen-table chronicle of a series of his own personal drama-filled relationships that went completely off the rails.

Episodes

  1. May 29

    Episode 1: How I Became Professionally Unqualified for Love

    Have you ever looked back at a relationship and realized it wasn’t just one bad decision, but a series of increasingly confident bad decisions? In the premiere episode of 8 Cats and a Divorce, Josh charts his path from a romantically clueless 90s kid to an aerospace engineering intern working in a literal bomb factory (talk about foreshadowing). Discover how early lessons of "Affection = Protection" and a childhood crush named Sarah laid the groundwork for a future universe of chaos. This is the origin story of how Josh became professionally unqualified for love, one unheeded warning sign at a time.   Content Warning: This episode contains a brief, sincere discussion regarding suicide and mental health. If you or someone you know is struggling, please call or text 988 to reach the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.*

    39 min

  2. May 23

    8 Cats and a Divorce Trailer

    Eight Cats and a Divorce is a raw, chronological story of a dating life that starts with childhood love, ends in divorce, and spirals into modern dating chaos. From long-term relationships and unexpected betrayals to disastrous first dates and situations you probably shouldn’t laugh at, but will, this podcast breaks down how love, logic, and reality don’t always line up. No bitterness, just stories that somehow all actually happened to one man. Subscribe if you like messy, honest, reality-level relationship chaos.

    3 min
  • 2 Episodes

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A self-aware, darkly funny post-mortem on what happens when an incredibly naive guy with a broken red-flag radar gets pulled into a universe of absolute relationship chaos.  The retelling of a true story; Hosted by Josh, 8 Cats and a Divorce is a late-night, kitchen-table chronicle of a series of his own personal drama-filled relationships that went completely off the rails.

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  • Creator
    quartertoquiet
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    2
  • Rating
    Clean
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