The Spood and Matt Show

The Spood and Matt Show
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History, mystery and small business. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Spood (Henry) and Matt McKay grew up together in regional NSW and they're still telling each other the same stories... they just hit record this time. Expect stories, kids, mates, work, travel, terrible passwords, accidental forklift purchases, and the occasional Japanese ryokan dance party. New episodes every week.

  1. 6d ago

    An Australian Who Hates The Beach, Spood's AI Girlfriend & The Idol Update | Ep 13

    Matt is Australian and does not like the beach. Sharks, wind in his ears, sand in everything, no shade, and he'd like some trees planted. Spood counters with how Brazil does beaches properly, including the island where "even the sharks are friendly" (they are not). Also: the AI that wrote Henry a 100-page novel, why Lily calls it Claudia, the hospital fork back scratcher, an improvised lullaby about an automatic bin, and the Australian Idol update. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. CHAPTERS: (00:00) Coming in booming (00:18) The blue-ringed octopus in a tourist's palm (01:12) Phoebe debrief: not many jobs where you podcast with the boss (01:54) The octopus arm, lobster faces and snail love darts (04:25) Fact check: the hectocotylus (one for next week) (05:08) Matt's defamation claim: the plastic bag never happened (05:33) Order the mango lassi (06:06) Cardboard straws are shit (07:35) Wooden forks and squeaky sand (08:47) Matt vs the beach: the full case (11:12) How Brazilians do the beach properly (12:45) "Even the sharks are friendly" (14:16) Sharks: good footy team (15:05) The cold ear headache investigation (16:41) The Warren splash park, ten out of ten (17:04) Itchy on painkillers: the hospital fork (18:26) The itchy eye mystery (19:15) Spood's AI update (20:40) Whispering to Claudia at midnight (22:30) "Write me a novel" (25:03) Best Self: the 100-page result (27:48) AI movies and the end of Netflix (29:28) AI slop on the power poles of Dubbo (31:53) The AI band that hacked Spotify (33:44) Why Barnesy is safe from the robots (39:03) ChatGPT won't send the email (40:29) How many E's in seventeen? (41:16) Matt's improvised lullaby (43:57) The Australian Idol update (46:43) "All right, I'll fill it out" Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com

  2. Aug 9

    Matt Got Into Australian Idol, The Nerve Block That Failed & A $22 Sandwich | Ep 12

    Matt submitted a parody song to Australian Idol as a joke, told them he can't sing, and got invited to the producer auditions. He's also four days out of shoulder surgery on a nerve block that never worked, so Phoebe from the shop is in the third chair. Also: where butterfly actually came from, the fettler who lost his skin to a steel toilet, the woman scamming the can machine with paper cups, and the gambler who invented the sandwich. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. CHAPTERS: (00:00) Matt's in a sling and there's someone backstage (01:27) Meet Phoebe, the newest member of the Dubbo Lighting Centre (02:42) "You've been selected for Australian Idol" (03:16) He sent them a parody song and told them he can't sing (05:17) What Phoebe actually does behind the scenes (06:43) Surgery day: counting to ten and never stopping (08:32) The nerve block that didn't work (10:27) The 1:30am video idea, sent on Messenger out of respect (11:26) The plan: Matt mimes, Phoebe sings (13:35) Spoodlums mailbag: butterfly is still psychotic (14:47) Where butterfly actually came from (15:48) Rip safety, courtesy of Jones and Siam (16:39) "Chicks dig the fly" (18:16) The fettler, the steel toilet and the skin grafts (19:16) Squidward, the worst foreman going around (19:52) Why they call Matt the Barnacle (20:53) Phoebe's first ever comment was a hate comment (21:57) The oven job and the smell that followed us out (24:25) The messiest houses never apologise (25:27) The Dubbo Lighting Centre OnlyFans strategy (28:47) Unpopular opinion: your chip flavour is a hot chip order (31:33) The Red Rock Deli loophole (32:49) A $22 ham and cheese sandwich (36:08) Fun fact: how the sandwich got invented (39:54) The woman scamming the can machine (42:11) The cans at Ladies Day (43:23) The Cobra Bounty that backfired (45:47) Phoebe's octopus fact, which sounds made up Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com

  3. Aug 2

    We Begged A Magazine For $500, The Royal Midweek Wedding & Cranky Frank | Ep 11

    The royal midweek wedding has happened: Henry was MC, the quiz answers were made up, and a fan name was born at midnight. Also: why the best man was originally your best fighter, Cranky Frank and the elevator chair, the stranger who rescued two broke 18-year-olds in Spain, and the $500 we begged from a men's magazine. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. CHAPTERS: (00:00) The royal midweek wedding: MC debrief (00:58) The heads or tails game (answers not guaranteed) (02:14) What would you charge to MC a stranger's wedding? (06:57) Henry vs the kitchen: the entree standoff (08:25) How to not ruin a wedding speech (12:09) The elevator pitch girl and the birth of the Spoodlums (15:43) Matt's public speaking origin: a forced apology (18:17) Where's Leachy? (19:54) Wedding traditions: stacked cakes, fighters and swords (21:54) Why wedding dresses are white (24:05) Toasting etiquette and poison prevention (25:45) Cranky Frank and the elevator chair (30:20) Rescued in Spain: the pay it forward story (33:58) Repaying the debt in Japan (35:42) Aisle six at Bunnings: the coldest job site (38:50) We begged Zoo Weekly for $500 and won (42:23) The lime juice incident (43:45) The bowl cut saga (46:30) Surgery week: Ep 12 may feature a sling Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com

  4. Jul 26

    Our First Guest Hacks The Call, A Meat Tray Threat & Fanman Gets Fangirled | Ep 10

    Episode 10, and the show has its first ever guest: the beef fingers listener himself, dialling in uninvited, in a suit, from a house with no electricity. Also: Fanman gets fangirled in his own driveway, the case against butterfly, twelve beers and a newborn, and a meat tray threat in Warilla. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. CHAPTERS: (00:00) A Silly Jim yarn: the original tailgate (05:45) Family camping plans (08:00) The e-bike road train plan (10:15) Our first guest hacks the call (10:56) Beef fingers, round three (13:12) Leachy's half-built house (15:11) Why they're called soap operas (19:40) The microwave conspiracy (20:24) Silly Jim and the teaspoon (22:15) Mr Bean appreciation hour (25:20) Fanman gets fangirled (27:10) The case against butterfly (32:10) Fixing the Olympics (34:30) The male book club exists (36:50) Twelve beers and a newborn (40:40) The bucks at Warilla: a Harley, four tyres and a meat tray (45:08) Next week: Leachy returns Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com

  5. Jul 19

    The Fight Debrief, Towed Behind A Ute & Silly Jim's Debut | Ep 9

    The fight happened. The debrief is here, no spoilers, except that it involves a doctor, a scan, and a scar Matt intends to be proud of. Also: the scar stories, Henry towed up a Bondi hill on a pushbike behind a ute, a nation of coffee addicts, and the debut of Silly Jim. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. CHAPTERS: (00:00) Toy Story and the uncultured swine (02:45) Favourite movie quotes and rap movies (06:45) The Lion King is Macbeth (08:00) Scars: everyone has a story (09:00) The chin scar: a forbidden toilet and a towel rail (14:20) Towed behind a ute on a pushbike (16:50) THE FIGHT DEBRIEF (21:40) The surgery ahead (23:25) A nation of coffee addicts (30:15) Introducing Silly Jim (34:00) The Mailbag: a listener's lobster fact (35:50) In defence of the e-bike kids (42:40) Two generations of McKay boxing (44:15) Why lefties are called southpaws Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com

  6. Jul 12

    Lobster Was Dog Food, The Lakers Courtside Scam & Pre-Fight Panic Attacks | Ep 8

    A listener wrote in with a Lakers courtside scam that puts the business class trick to shame. Also this week: lobster's journey from dog food to delicacy, Paris pulling off history's greatest rebrand, the $2,500 ticket debate, what touring musicians actually get paid, and Matt's fight week diary: mini panic attacks and a parody song walkout. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. CHAPTERS: (00:00) Bookkeeping season claims another victim (04:04) The soccer backlash and doubling down (08:00) A body type for every rugby position (09:25) That Wallabies vs Ireland game (11:45) Knights with Coco, greyhounds with the boys (13:15) A listener's Lakers courtside scam (16:00) Would you pay $2,500 for one ticket? (21:34) The anthem singer who got stitched up (23:39) What touring musicians actually get paid (25:30) Why partnerships are doomed (28:14) The 4am bucks party medical question (32:07) Ozempic, willpower and food marketing (35:39) Paris: the greatest rebrand of all time (37:23) Lobster used to be dog food (39:27) How to put a country town on the map (41:37) Our first ever live fact check (46:03) Fight week: panic attacks and a parody song walkout Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com

  7. Jul 5

    Fifty Small Fries And No Car, A Rugby Stitch-Up & UFO Rabbit Holes | Ep 7

    Matt got lured to the pub with free beers and left as the under 6s rugby coach. Also this week: the 2011 McDonald's Monopoly play that ended in fifty small fries and no car, dumpster wagyu and tuck shop scabbing, a smuggled rum brick in Darwin, Henry's UFO rabbit hole, and the CCTV footage that solved the mystery at the front gate. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. CHAPTERS: (00:00) Stitched into coaching the under 6s (04:42) Teaching Hugo to stand up for himself (08:17) The touch footy palm-off (11:34) McDonald's Monopoly: fifty small fries to win a car (16:00) Dumpster diving, abandoned pizza and tuck shop scabbing (20:52) The off milk incident (22:20) Sober Bob, a rum brick and a movie legend in Darwin (25:09) Why you shouldn't become a chef (27:40) Henry's gone down the UFO rabbit hole (33:45) CCTV: the dog, the bin and an actual solved robbery (43:20) Jersey or guernsey? Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com

  8. Jun 28

    Sneaking Into Business Class, A Soccer Riot & A Boxing Wardrobe Malfunction | Spood and Matt Ep 6

    Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Episode 6. This week: Matt's unpopular opinion that soccer is the spaghetti bolognese of sports, Henry's elaborate scheme of sneaking into Qantas business class, a soccer riot at a Uruguay vs Argentina game with actual moats around the pitch, Matt sneaking from C section to the front row at an AC/DC concert, Fliss getting backstage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and getting a high five from Flea, the origin stories of "cut the mustard" and "basket case", dancing in Brazil vs dancing in Australia, Matt turning up to boxing training with his shorts inside out and no undies, and Matt's invention that'll save your pocket space forever. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 — Matt's unpopular opinion: soccer is the spaghetti bolognese of sports 02:30 — The spaghetti bolognese tangent 04:00 — Why soccer became the biggest sport in the world 10:30 — Henry's story from a Uruguay vs Argentina soccer riot 13:30 — Fish and chips are also overrated 16:00 — Henry's elaborate scheme to sneak into Qantas business class 22:00 — The moral debate: is sneaking into business class OK? 25:30 — Matt and Nado sneaking from C section to the A section at AC/DC 27:30 — Fliss getting backstage at Red Hot Chili Peppers and high-fiving Flea 29:30 — The old fella on the plane trying to give Em snakes lollies 31:30 — "Cut the mustard" (Tim/Kondo's explanation) 33:00 — "Basket case" (it's from WWI and it's grim) 34:00 — The nosebleed section debate (and the Hilltop Hoods misunderstanding) 37:00 — Why Brazilians dance sober and Aussies need 15 beers 39:30 — Matt at boxing training with no undies and his shorts inside out 42:00 — Matt's invention: ditch the keyring, take the fob FOLLOW THE SHOW: 🎙️ YouTube: https://youtube.com/@spoodandmatt 📷 Instagram: https://instagram.com/spoodandmatt 🎵 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@spoodandmatt 📘 Facebook: https://facebook.com/spoodandmatt 🎧 Listen on audio platforms: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033mccJBmbSu0KdsTHSjJc?si=26d478dae0dd497c Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-spood-and-matt-show/id1896805708 📧 Business enquiries: spoodandmatt@gmail.com New episodes weekly. If you're enjoying the show, the most useful thing you can do is hit Subscribe. #podcast #australianpodcast #conversationalpodcast #comedypodcast #spoodandmatt

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History, mystery and small business. Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Spood (Henry) and Matt McKay grew up together in regional NSW and they're still telling each other the same stories... they just hit record this time. Expect stories, kids, mates, work, travel, terrible passwords, accidental forklift purchases, and the occasional Japanese ryokan dance party. New episodes every week.

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  • Creator
    The Spood and Matt Show
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Spood and Matt Show
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