Hey Baby, What's your sign?

Selene and Zahara

Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign? explores the connection between astrology, ambition, addiction, and human behavior. Each episode dives into the birth charts and life stories of entrepreneurs, artists, celebrities, recovering addicts, and high achievers to uncover the patterns that drive success, obsession, self-destruction, and transformation. Part astrology podcast, part recovery conversation, and part personality analysis — this show is less about predicting the future and more about understanding ourselves

Episodes

  1. 9h ago ·  Bonus

    Mini Astro Lesson #2: Your Pocket Dictionary for Astrology

    Ever heard someone say "quincunx" and realized there's a lot more to your chart than your sun sign? In our second mini lesson, Zahara walks Selene through the gods and goddesses behind every planet, how planets "talk" to each other through aspects, and the vocabulary we use when we dig into shadow work. Plus: why NASA basically sent Jupiter's wife to check up on him. Grab the Astro Keys at astrocolab.com and follow along. Full show notes: In Lesson One we covered the basics: signs, houses and planets. This time we're going deeper into the language of astrology, so the next time we break down a chart, you'll know exactly what we mean. Every planet is named after an ancient god, and those myths are the key to understanding each planet's energy. Zahara introduces the cast: Helios and Apollo for the Sun, Selene for the Moon, Hermes, Aphrodite, Ares, Zeus, Kronos, Uranus, Poseidon and Hades. Along the way, we talk about how the moon's monthly cycle mirrors shadow work, what's really going on during a retrograde, and what Venus retrograde (October 3 to November 14) is asking us to reevaluate right now. In this episode: The personal planets, the social planets and the generational outer planets, and what each one looks like in shadowChiron the wounded healer, Black Moon Lilith, and the North and South NodesAspects explained: conjunctions, oppositions, squares, trines, sextiles and the sneaky quincunxBigger patterns like T-squares, grand crosses and the yod, a.k.a. the "finger of fate"Shadow work vocabulary: intercepted signs, stelliums, dignity, the three addiction pathways, the shadow houses and projectionA fun detour on Jupiter, his cloud cover, his wife Juno and the NASA probe sent to keep an eye on himDownload the Astro Keys and follow along with the lesson illustrations at astrocolab.com. Astro CoLab As above, so below.

    Mini Astro Lesson #2: Your Pocket Dictionary for Astrology
  2. Sep 22

    Charlie Sheen: Tiger Blood, Two Names & a Room With No Door

    Short description A baby is born in Manhattan on September 3, 1965, and before he takes his first breath, the cord wraps around his neck. They have to bring him back. For our first case study, we read Charlie Sheen's birth chart: a Sun-Pluto conjunction at his first breath, all three addiction pathways firing at once, and a moon standing in the doorway between marriage and the underworld. Then we look at the same placements as the source of his talent, his comeback and his sobriety. Recorded on his birthday, by complete accident. Full show notes Selene is a Charlie Sheen fan. Not of the headlines, but of the actor who carried Platoon at 20, held his own against Michael Douglas in Wall Street, and became the highest-paid actor on television. Through the meltdowns and the firings, a big part of the public never stopped rooting for him. In this episode, we ask why the same qualities that make someone extraordinary can also make life extraordinarily hard. We start with the family: an acting dynasty, a father who built the name Martin Sheen and never legally changed it, and the one movie where Charlie put his birth name, Carlos Estevez, back on the poster. Then Zahara walks through the five headlines in his chart, from Mars and Neptune locked in a room with no door, to a Chiron yod, to Black Moon Lilith sitting on his midheaven. We look at what happens to his chart when you relocate it from New York to Los Angeles, and why Hollywood handed him a Pisces mask. We never end on the dark side. The last part of the episode is about the gifts: the Ferris Bueller audition, the Golden Globe for Spin City, and what Saturn finally handed him in December 2017. In this episode: Sun conjunct Pluto: life and death at the first breathA tale of two jellyfish, and why the ones in the deep sea glowThe name Sheen, the name Estevez and the Gemini risingThe eighth house as a guest list, not a locked roomThe five headlines: the addiction engine, the Saturn opposition, the doorway moon, the Chiron wound and three addiction pathways in a closed loopRelocation: same actor, same script, different stageThe timing: a Pisces new moon, a lunar eclipse and his solar returnThe gift version of every placementFor the astrologers: we're using a 10:57 p.m. birth time from Astro-Databank (AA rating), Placidus houses and Mean Black Moon Lilith. We get into why the moon's house placement is debatable, and we'd love to hear how you read it. Coming up next: Saturn Returns. For most of us, it's just a rough birthday. For the 27 Club, it was the last one. And if you'd like a bonus deep dive on Charlie's chart, leave us a comment or send us a note. A note from us: this show is for entertainment and educational purposes only. We're not professional astrologers, psychologists or doctors, and we're not affiliated with Charlie Sheen or his team. This isn't a diagnosis or a judgment. It's a tool for self-discovery. If anything in this episode hits close to home, please reach out to someone qualified. In the US, the SAMHSA National Helpline is free, confidential and open 24/7 at 1-800-662-4357. If you're in crisis, call or text 988. Find Charlie's chart, the Astro Keys and Mini Astro Lessons 1 and 2 at astrocolab.com. Link to our website As above, so below.

  3. Sep 21 ·  Bonus

    Mini Astro Lesson #1: How to Read a Birth Chart

    The first time Selene looked at a birth chart, it looked like a pizza covered in hieroglyphics. In our first mini lesson, Zahara breaks it down: where you're actually standing in your chart, how to read the circle, why your exact birth time matters so much, and what the signs, houses and planets each bring to the story. Grab the Astro Keys at astrocolab.com and pull up your own chart as you listen. Full show notes Before we start reading charts for shadow work, we're going back to basics. Think of this as the foundation for everything we cover on the show. Zahara walks through the birth chart as a snapshot of the sky from your exact spot on Earth at the moment you took your first breath. We talk about the difference between the public top half and the personal bottom half of the chart, why your identity lives in a private house, and what the ascendant and midheaven actually mean. Zahara also shares how a ten-minute difference in her own birth time shifted planets into completely different houses, and what you can do if you don't know your birth time at all. In this episode: How to read the chart wheel and which way the houses runThe ascendant, the midheaven and why they need an exact birth timeOptions if you don't know your birth time: noon charts, rectification and a little detective workThe 12 signs as styles, from the warrior to the dreamerThe 12 houses as the stages where life happensThe planets as the actors, plus a first look at ChironWhich house AI might live inSigns are the style, houses are the stage, planets are the actors. Next time, in Mini Astro Lesson #2, we cover how those actors talk to each other. Download the Astro Keys and find links to pull up your own chart at astrocolab.com. Astro CoLab Link As above, so below.

    Mini Astro Lesson #1: How to Read a Birth Chart
  4. Sep 21

    Pilot: The Same Trait That Builds You Can Break You

    Why do some people become wildly successful while others self-destruct, and why is it sometimes the same personality trait driving both? In our first episode, Selene and Zahara share how two strangers met in a new country, discovered they were an ostrich and a jellyfish, and decided to start a podcast together. We talk about where astrology comes from, what we mean by an energy signature, and why we're launching in the Year of the Fire Horse. Next up: our first case study, Charlie Sheen. Full show notes Welcome to Hey Baby, What's Your Sign? This isn't really an astrology podcast. Or maybe it is. What we're really interested in is patterns: the ones that help us succeed, the ones that trip us up, and how often they turn out to be the same thing. In this first episode, we tell the story of how we met and why we clicked so fast. Zahara shares how she went from throwing her astrology book out the window to studying at two week-long retreats in Mexico, and the idea she's been building ever since: the Astro Resume, a way to read your chart like an operating manual. Selene shares her own story of quitting drinking almost two years ago, and why the traits that make us driven can also be the ones that pull us under. In this episode: Primal astrology: why one of us is an ostrich and the other a jellyfishA quick history of astrology, from the Sumerians to the GreeksWhat an energy signature is, and why your chart is like a fingerprintThe moon, the tides and the skeptic husbandsThe Astro Resume: strengths, shadow patterns and blind spotsAmbition, addiction and spiritual seeking as the same intensityWhy 2026, the Year of the Fire Horse, felt like the right time to startA note from us: we're not professional astrologers, psychologists or doctors. This show is about self-discovery fun. If you're going through something difficult, please reach out to a therapist, counselor or medical professional. Mentioned in this episode: Find your animal spirit at primalastrology.comCosmic Wave Astrology: cosmicwaveastrology.comRebecca Gordon Astrology: rebeccagordonastrology.comAstro Keys and more at astrocolab.comAs above, so below.

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Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign? explores the connection between astrology, ambition, addiction, and human behavior. Each episode dives into the birth charts and life stories of entrepreneurs, artists, celebrities, recovering addicts, and high achievers to uncover the patterns that drive success, obsession, self-destruction, and transformation. Part astrology podcast, part recovery conversation, and part personality analysis — this show is less about predicting the future and more about understanding ourselves