Two Unhinged Trash Pandas

Two Unhinged Trash Pandas

Welcome to Two Unhinged Trash Pandas, where two emotionally unstable raccoons disguised as Midwestern women dig through the internet dumpster searching for disturbing stories, bizarre rabbit holes, fictional detectives we’d absolutely trust too much, and the occasional emotional breakdown. We are not experts. We are simply loud.

  1. Oct 27

    Season 2 Episode 7~ The Disappearance of the Flannan Isles Lighthouse Keepers

    In December 1900, three experienced lighthouse keepers—James Ducat, Thomas Marshall, and Donald McArthur—vanished from Eilean Mòr in Scotland’s remote Flannan Isles. When the lighthouse tender Hesperus finally reached the island, relief keeper Joseph Moore found an empty station, an extinguished light, and no trace of the three men. Their bodies were never recovered. More than a century later, the disappearance has accumulated terrified final log entries, an abandoned dinner, an overturned chair, curses, sea monsters, and supernatural theories—but how much of that story is supported by the surviving record? Join Lit and Kissy as we reconstruct the keepers’ final documented days, examine the violent damage at the west landing, compare the official investigation with the legend it became, and discuss the most likely sequence that carried all three men into the Atlantic. Lit also reads Wilfrid Wilson Gibson’s complete 1912 poem Flannan Isle—the haunting work that helped introduce some of the mystery’s most famous “evidence.” Our Mini Creeper brings Kissy a preserved sea creature known as the Jenny Haniver. Is it an unidentified ocean monster, a misunderstood animal, or an exceptionally disturbing piece of fraudulent arts and crafts? Today’s suspiciously legitimate vocabulary word: PharomythologizationFAIR-oh-mith-ol-uh-jih-ZAY-shunThe process by which an unexplained lighthouse event accumulates invented details and supernatural embellishments until folklore becomes indistinguishable from documented history. And Kissy contributed a brand-new word live during the episode: ConvessedThe linguistic offspring of convel and confessed—when your mouth admits something before your brain has finished constructing the sentence. Three men disappeared. The sea left evidence—but no witnesses, no bodies, and no final answer. It’s all connected. 🦝🌊

    Season 2 Episode 7~ The Disappearance of the Flannan Isles Lighthouse Keepers
  2. Oct 20

    Season 2 Episode 6~ Erika Kounio Amariglio: A Life Before Auschwitz

    Before Auschwitz tried to reduce her to a number, Erika Kounio Amariglio had a name, a family, a home and a life. She was a daughter, a sister and a young girl growing up beside the sea in Thessaloniki, Greece—a city once home to one of Europe’s most vibrant Jewish communities. In this episode, Kissy and Lit examine the rise of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party, the machinery of propaganda and persecution, and the escalating laws and violence that transformed antisemitism into systematic mass murder. Then we follow Erika’s life: her childhood, her family, the German occupation of Thessaloniki, forced relocation into the ghetto, deportation to Auschwitz-Birkenau, forced labor, the death march, liberation and her eventual return home. But this episode is not only about what was done to Erika. It is about who she was before Auschwitz, the strength that carried her through it and the testimony she left behind so the world could remember. One woman. One life. A world worth remembering. TRASH PANDA VOCABULARY LESSON Campaition[kam-pay-shun] Noun: The spontaneous creation of an entirely new word when two perfectly functional words collide in Kissy’s mouth—and she continues speaking as though everything went according to plan. Is it a real word? No. Did Kissy accidentally invent it live during our Holocaust episode? Absolutely. LISTEN TO ERIKA’S TESTIMONY After returning home, Erika wanted to speak about what had happened—but for years, people did not want to listen. Today, we choose to listen. Her complete 2009 testimony is available through “Sprechen trotz allem,” the video archive of the Foundation Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe: https://www.sprechentrotzallem.de/deu/interview/sdje/0009/erika_myriam_amariglio Interview credit: Erika Myriam Amariglio, 01098/sdje/0009. Recorded September 7, 2009, in Thessaloniki. Interview conducted by Daniel Baranowski and Ulrich Baumann. Camera, lighting and sound by Uwe Seemann. Editorial work by Barbara Kurowska. CONTENT NOTE This episode discusses antisemitism, Nazi persecution, ghettos, deportation, concentration and extermination camps, forced labor, death marches and the systematic murder of Jewish people during the Holocaust. May their names and their lives never be forgotten.

    Season 2 Episode 6~ Erika Kounio Amariglio: A Life Before Auschwitz
  3. Oct 13

    Season 2 Episode 5~ The Voice That Named her Killer~ Teresita Basa

    In 1977, Teresita Basa was murdered inside her Chicago apartment. With few leads and no apparent witnesses, her case seemed destined to remain unsolved—until another woman began speaking in a voice that allegedly belonged to Teresita herself. According to the story that followed, Teresita named her killer from beyond the grave, described the jewelry stolen from her apartment, and told investigators exactly where they could find it. But did a murdered woman truly return to solve her own case—or did information buried in someone’s subconscious finally force its way to the surface? This week, we examine Teresita’s life, her murder, the extraordinary trances experienced by Remy Chua, the evidence that led police to Allan Showery, and the courtroom battle that followed. We also explore the ordinary explanations, the paranormal possibilities, and the uncomfortable fact that sometimes the evidence survives even when the explanation does not. Our vocabulary lesson introduces SPECTROCORROBORATION: the apparent confirmation of information supplied by a ghost when investigators later uncover matching physical evidence. We also unleash another Mini Creeper: Fact or Hoax, Kissy delivers the Dishonorable Mention of the Week, and—during a completely unrelated linguistic emergency—discovers a terrifying new species known only as the BLOODERFLY. Was Teresita Basa’s murder solved by police work, hidden knowledge, coincidence…or by Teresita herself? 🎧 Listen now—and decide what you believe. Content warning: This episode discusses murder, stabbing, fire, and alleged spirit possession.

    Season 2 Episode 5~ The Voice That Named her Killer~ Teresita Basa
  4. Oct 6

    Season 2 Episode 4~ The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

    Canada had a national emergency—and it was sticky. Between 2011 and 2012, thieves quietly emptied approximately 9,500 barrels from Quebec’s strategic maple syrup reserve, stealing nearly six million pounds of syrup valued at more than $18 million Canadian. Barrels were drained, replaced with water, transported by the truckload, and funneled back into the legitimate syrup market. Yes, Canada really maintains an enormous maple syrup reserve. No, it isn’t a secret federal pancake bunker. And yes, stealing from it became one of the most valuable heists in Canadian history. Join Lit and Kissy as we investigate the criminal operation, the suspiciously fungible nature of syrup, the warehouse inspection that exposed everything, and the men who apparently looked at thousands of barrels of maple syrup and thought, “We can absolutely steal this shit.” This week also features: 🍁 Kissy’s Dishonorable Mention of the Week 🍁 Our entirely legitimate vocabulary word: SACCHAROCLEPTONOMICS(sack-uh-roh-klep-toh-NOM-icks)The underground economics of stealing, laundering, and reselling sugar-based commodities. 🍁 A Mini Creeper involving an alleged grave containing 1,600 tiny teeth—and another opportunity for Kissy to decide whether Lit has brought her a real case, an internet hoax, or something considerably more complicated. Grab your pancakes, secure your barrels, and prepare to learn far more about the international maple-syrup economy than anyone reasonably needs to know. Because apparently even breakfast has organized crime. Content note: This episode includes discussion of theft, organized crime, unidentified human remains, and unverified allegations involving children’s remains.

    Season 2 Episode 4~ The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
  5. Sep 22

    Season 2 Episode 3~Buried Without Their Names ~ The Bear Brook Murders

    In 1985, a hunter discovered a barrel on private property beside Bear Brook State Park in Allenstown, New Hampshire. Inside were the remains of a woman and a young girl. Fifteen years later—and only about 300 feet away—a second barrel was found containing two more children. For decades, the four victims were known only through forensic estimates, facial reconstructions, and the place where someone had tried to erase them. Today, they have names. In this episode, we tell the stories of Marlyse Elizabeth Honeychurch, her daughters Marie Elizabeth Vaughn and Sarah Lynn McWaters, and Rea Rasmussen. We follow an investigation that moved backward through time—from a living child whose identity had been stolen, through a maze of aliases, missing women, disconnected records, DNA, citizen researchers, and thousands upon thousands of branches on family trees. Authorities identify serial offender Terry Peder Rasmussen as their killer, but he died before the full Bear Brook connection was uncovered and was never tried for these four murders. Questions remain about exactly when and where they were killed, the fate of two other missing women, and whether Rasmussen left additional victims behind. This is not simply a story about bodies discovered in barrels. It is about four people who were denied their names—and the families, investigators, scientists, and ordinary people who refused to let that erasure be permanent. Also in this episode: our Dishonorable Mention of the Week and a Mini Creeper involving an alleged ancient Persian princess that may—or may not—be exactly what she appears to be. Today’s completely legitimate vocabulary word: CRYPTOTHANATONONYMIZATION KRIP-toh-THAN-uh-toh-NON-uh-muh-ZAY-shun The deliberate concealment, replacement, or destruction of a deceased person’s true identity through aliases, misinformation, isolation, or the removal of identifying evidence. This 25-letter linguistic felony was fabricated by the Roxy Institute of Central Fucktion—and then handed to Kissy without mercy. Content warning: This episode discusses the murders of children and adults, blunt-force trauma, child abduction, intimate-partner violence, unidentified remains, and the disposal and concealment of victims. Marlyse Elizabeth Honeychurch.Marie Elizabeth Vaughn.Sarah Lynn McWaters.Rea Rasmussen. Four names. Four lives. No longer forgotten.

    Season 2 Episode 3~Buried Without Their Names ~ The Bear Brook Murders
  6. Sep 15

    Season 2 Episode 2: Ada Blackjack & the Wrangel Island Expedition

    In 1921, 23-year-old Iñupiaq mother and seamstress Ada Blackjack joined four inexperienced young men on an expedition to Wrangel Island. She wasn’t chasing glory or trying to claim foreign territory—she needed money to bring her sick son home. Nearly two years later, Ada and the expedition cat, Vic, would be the only ones to leave the island alive. This week, we follow the Wrangel Island Expedition from Vilhjalmur Stefansson’s staggering confidence and catastrophic planning to the failed relief attempts, dwindling supplies, scurvy, isolation and deaths that left Ada fighting for survival in the Arctic. We also examine how the press, Stefansson and others tried to control her story after she returned—and why Ada deserves to be remembered for far more than simply being the expedition’s “female Robinson Crusoe.” Our vocabulary word is ARCTROGANCE: the wildly excessive confidence of believing the Arctic will personally make an exception for you. Before the main story, Lit presents the alleged discovery of a frozen alien body in Siberia—with enough suspiciously legitimate-sounding evidence to make Kissy decide whether she’s hearing a real case or an internet hoax. Content warning: This episode discusses domestic abuse, racism, exploitation, starvation, serious illness, death, animal hunting and survival under extreme conditions. Grab your snacks, secure your expedition cat and never trust a man who calls a frozen wasteland “friendly.” Welcome back to the Dumpster Dive. See you next Tuesday! 🦝❄️🐈‍⬛

    Season 2 Episode 2: Ada Blackjack & the Wrangel Island Expedition

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Welcome to Two Unhinged Trash Pandas, where two emotionally unstable raccoons disguised as Midwestern women dig through the internet dumpster searching for disturbing stories, bizarre rabbit holes, fictional detectives we’d absolutely trust too much, and the occasional emotional breakdown. We are not experts. We are simply loud.

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