Everything on Nothing

Everything On Nothing

Welcome to the podcast where everything is connected and nothing really matters. Hosted by Mickey, Christian, and Jacki

  1. 4d ago

    Everything on Slippery Stairs

    Slippery Stairs is a SPORT?! What makes something a sport? A ball? A scoreboard? Or just a staircase covered in lube and someone brave enough to give it a go? Mickey, Jacki, and Christian tumble down a rabbit hole of weird sports history, following a winding trail of oil tycoons, hockey legends, questionable business deals, and television executives that leads to ESPN, the X Games, and the gloriously bizarre world of obscure competitions. Along the way, they uncover the money, egos, and unexpected stories behind the sports we watch—and the ones that make us ask, Wait, that’s a sport?! In this episode: Is Slippery Stairs a sport? Discover the Japanese game show origins of Nuru Nukaidan, the viral slippery stair-climbing competition, and how it made its way to ESPN.The strange history of ESPN: Follow the money, risky investments, and unlikely connections that helped launch the 24-hour sports network.The Getty family fortune: Oil money, family drama, and the real-life kidnapping behind All the Money in the World.From hockey legends to the X Games: Explore the people, business deals, and counterculture that helped shape televised sports.Weird sports you have to see to believe: Teqball (soccer meets table tennis), inflatable T-Rex racing, death diving, World Chase Tag, Red Bull Soapbox Race, and extreme hurling.Wait, that’s a sport too? We also get into pop darts, Microsoft Excel championships, human curling, diving chess, chess boxing, and the World Housekeeping Championships.What makes a sport worth watching? From slow-pitch softball and demolition derbies to tractor pulls and professional wrestling, we unpack why great commentary, understandable rules, and a little human chaos can make almost anything entertaining.Turns out, sports history isn’t just balls, scoreboards, and victory laps. It’s money, egos, weird ideas, and people convincing the rest of us that watching someone attempt a lubricated staircase is perfectly reasonable entertainment. So, is Slippery Stairs a sport? Listen in, explore the wonderfully weird world of obscure sports, and decide for yourself. Got a question for us? Ask it here!

    Everything on Slippery Stairs
  2. Oct 16

    Everything on TV Guide (Part 2 of 2)

    How much do you miss looking through the TV Guide and reading it cover to cover and doing the puzzles and highlighting things? Is there anything comparable to that today? We came here to talk about TV Guide. We left with newspaper gangsters, media empires, corporate monopolies, antisemitism, and something called ham water. So, a pretty normal episode. This is Part Two of Two, featuring special guest Bossman Zach, host of Reasonably Afraid Podcast: a comedy-horror podcast exploring the strange, unsettling, and downright ridiculous corners of horror. Naturally, he fits right in as we trace the history of people figuring out how to control what everyone else gets to read, watch, and believe. In this episode, we get into: The newspaper hustle: Immigrant brothers, protection rackets, and the road from selling papers to building an empire.Media bloodsport: William Randolph Hearst, Pulitzer, and the cutthroat fight for readers.Control the pipeline, control the people: Why owning distribution can matter more than owning the thing being distributed.Blockbuster vs. the little guy: Mom-and-pop video stores, corporate muscle, and capitalism doing what capitalism does.History’s darker corners: Child labor, antisemitism, religious loopholes, and some truly questionable business practices.The weird stuff: Six-year-old gangsters, neighborhood grudges, the King of Prussia, and enough ham water to ruin your lunch.The TV Guide as we knew and loved it might be gone, but the battle over who controls our attention is very much alive. Turns out the media business has always been a little less What’s on tonight? and a little more Who owns the damn thing, and how do they plan to screw us? Got a question for us? Ask it here!

    Everything on TV Guide (Part 2 of 2)
  3. Oct 9

    Everything on TV Guide (Part 1 of 2)

    How much do you miss looking through the TV Guide and reading it cover to cover and doing the puzzles and highlighting things? Is there anything comparable to that today? That’s the question. And answering it obviously means we have to discuss Neanderthals, whistling, Paul Revere, Benjamin Franklin, electricity, Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, telegraphs, Morse code, the Titanic, phonographs, radio, French potatoes, Star Trek, Riker’s beard, Rotten.com, AI, Wikipedia, Kevin Bacon, Eric Roberts, 30 Rock, and one extremely evil businessman named David Sarnoff. We get into: How humans went from yelling and whistling to communicating across the world.Benjamin Franklin, Volta, batteries, and the long road to electricity.Thomas Edison, light bulbs, power plants, and making an absolute shitload of money.Tesla, Edison, Westinghouse, AC vs. DC, and the electrical grid.Morse code, SOS, and why “Save Our Ship” is apparently b******t.Marconi, wireless telegraphy, and the legend of David Sarnoff saving the Titanic.Phonographs, microphones, speakers, and how you eventually turn a voice into a radio signal.The first radio networks and why the first big thing they broadcast was a goddamn boxing match.How technology keeps replacing the people who used to do the thing.David Sarnoff realizing that the real money isn’t in radios—it’s in controlling the radios.RCA, NBC, CBS, ABC, GE, AT&T, Westinghouse, and the giant tangled family tree of American broadcasting.Edwin Armstrong inventing FM radio and Sarnoff basically saying, “Yeah, but I own that.”Why television didn’t just happen—it was pushed, marketed, patented, licensed, and shoved into everyone’s living rooms.Charlie Chaplin, silent-film stars, and the horrifying possibility of a leading man having a Mickey Mouse voice.Color television, corporate competition, and why the best technology doesn’t necessarily win.Star Trek, The Boys, Riker’s beard, and why everything really is connected.Wikipedia, the seven-degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon problem, and falling down an information rabbit hole until you accidentally know everything about World War II.AI, the internet, and why the future keeps looking suspiciously like the dystopia science fiction warned us about.Also: Black Mirror, Current War, Coney Island, French potatoes, rotten potatoes, robot arms, radio stars, monopoly power, and the strange fact that three of the biggest television networks in America can trace their roots back to the same tangled technological garden. So. How much do you miss looking through the TV Guide and reading it cover to cover and doing the puzzles and highlighting things? Is there anything comparable to that today? Listen to Part One and find out how we got from Neanderthal grunts to David Sarnoff deciding what the entire country gets to watch. Got a question for us? Ask it here!

    Everything on TV Guide (Part 1 of 2)
  4. Sep 11

    Everything on Dropout TV

    In this Everything On Nothing episode, we tackle the question: “Is Dropout TV the most ethical streaming service out there?” We talk: Dropout TV, CollegeHumor, and the increasingly unusual idea that a company might actually like the people who work thereBrennan Lee Mulligan’s “Evil is boring” philosophy and why being good turns out to be considerably more complicatedSam Reich, creative control, and what happens when the people making the shows get to keep making the showsProfit sharing, loyal crews, and the radical proposition that employees might deserve some of the money they helped makeChannel 101, ComedySportz, and the strange little comedy incubators that somehow keep producing famous peopleDonald Glover, Derrick Comedy, Community, SNL, and the sprawling Hollywood family tree where apparently everybody knows everybodyHollywood consolidation, streaming, and the thrilling prospect of having approximately six companies decide what the entire world gets to watchAI-generated entertainment and the bold new future of making things cheaper so nobody has to enjoy making themGary’s filmmaking adventures, WWE NXT, Full Sail, and the glamorous world of running cables while other people get to be on televisionRyan, vinyl, Dungeons & Dragons, and the suspicious number of hobbies that can become a career if you refuse to get a normal jobLos Angeles, Channel 101, Harmontown, Santa Monica Pier, BMX, skateboarding, police chases, and other perfectly normal activities Why weird little creative communities matter, especially when nobody in them has any idea what they're going to becomeHow artists build something together, become successful, and eventually discover they are the system they spent ten years complaining aboutWhy treating creative people like human beings might be a surprisingly effective business strategyAnd several other tangents that absolutely did not need to happen but did anywaySo is Dropout really a better way to make entertainment? I (Jacki) vote yes.  Got a question for us? Ask it here!

    Everything on Dropout TV

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