My Cards Told Me To

Jenn and Kupkake

Blame the deck, not the hosts. Welcome to My Cards Told Me To, swapping "love and light" for the blunt truth about growth. Tired of toxic positivity? Ready to take control? Whether you’re a busy parent, cosmically curious, or in tune with your radar, you aren’t alone in the chaos. Disclaimer: We are not clinicians or medical professionals. All advice shared is strictly our personal opinion/beliefs for entertainment. If in crisis or needing medical attention, please contact emergency services or appropriate resources immediately.

  1. 4d ago

    Eclipsed, Alien-ated & Absolutely Unhinged: Part Two

    Grab your tinfoil hats, pull up a card, and get ready—because this week on My Cards Told Me To, we are diving back in headfirst into the chaotic cosmic soup that is ALIENS! We’re breaking down the government’s worst-kept cosmic secrets, plus doing a full, sign-by-sign breakdown of exactly what every zodiac sign would do if they encountered an alien. Whether you're looking to integrate your shadow, prep for the mothership, or just laugh at our shit, this episode has the tea. Tune in, turn on your radar, and remember: if it feels unhinged... your cards probably told you so. Connect With Us: Follow Us on Socials: Instagram: @mycardstoldmeto YouTube: My Cards Told Me To Work with Jenn: 1:1 Readings: Need a personalized reality check? Book a virtual 1:1 reading with Jenn. Learn Tarot: Ready to sling cards like a pro? Jenn’s virtual, 6-week beginner tarot course kicks off on August 5th! Book & Register: Grab your spot for a reading or the course at www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com Connect with Kupkake: Shop & Visit: Stop by and see what Kupkake is up to at www.125curiosity.com Live Shows: Catch her live and check out her latest treasures on Whatnot 125 Curiosity.

  2. Aug 14

    Eclipsed, Alien-ated & Absolutely Unhinged: Part One

    Grab your tinfoil hats, pull up a card, and get ready—because this week on My Cards Told Me To, we are diving headfirst into the chaotic cosmic soup. First, we’re unpacking the August 12th Total Solar Eclipse in Leo. The universe is hitting the ultimate power-reset button, and while the spiritual world wants you to "do shadow work," your cards are here to tell you the unfiltered truth: it’s time to stop letting your ego drive the bus. We’re laying out a custom 5-card reality check spread to call out where you’re being extra, what drama you’re dodging, and how to survive the cosmic vibe shift without burning down your life. Then, because the eclipse is clearly bending spacetime anyway, we’re pivoting to the ultimate earthly mystery: Government Alien Cover-ups. Are they hiding redacted files? Are the extra-terrestrials already walking among us at the grocery store? We’re breaking down the government’s worst-kept cosmic secrets, plus doing a full, sign-by-sign breakdown of exactly what every zodiac sign would do if they encountered an alien. Whether you're looking to integrate your shadow, prep for the mothership, or just laugh at our shit, this episode has the tea. Tune in, turn on your radar, and remember: if it feels unhinged... your cards probably told you so. Connect With Us: Follow Us on Socials: Instagram: @mycardstoldmeto YouTube: My Cards Told Me To Work with Jenn: 1:1 Readings: Need a personalized reality check? Book a virtual 1:1 reading with Jenn. Learn Tarot: Ready to sling cards like a pro? Jenn’s virtual, 6-week beginner tarot course kicks off on August 5th! Book & Register: Grab your spot for a reading or the course at www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com Connect with Kupkake: Shop & Visit: Stop by and see what Kupkake is up to at www.125curiosity.com Live Shows: Catch her live and check out her latest treasures on Whatnot 125 Curiosity.

  3. Aug 5

    Welcome to the Jungle: 8/8 Lion's Gate Portal & Chiron Retrograde

    Are you ready to step into your "eat-me" era and stop shrinking to fit into spaces you’ve outgrown? In this episode, we’re hacking through our own self-delusions to harness the powerful energy of the 8/8 Lion's Gate Portal (July 28–Aug 12) and Chiron in Retrograde (Aug 3–Jan 6). In this episode, we cover: Lion's Gate Portal: What it actually means, how to navigate physical symptoms (wired & tired?), and releasing "dead weight" energy to manifest faster. Chiron in Retrograde: Breakdown by Rising Sign—where are you self-sabotaging, over-giving, or hiding your true worth? Cabinet Conjuring: How to make an Enchanted Name Jar that converts anyone speaking your name into pure abundance for you. "Welcome to the Jungle" 5-Card Tarot SpreadGrab your deck and follow along with us! Here are the card positions for this episode's spread: Card 1: The Ego Trap — "What fake modesty or self-delusion are you hiding behind?"Look, playing the quiet victim or pretending you "just don't care" is still an ego trip. This card calls out the specific excuse you’ve been using to stay comfortable in the dark. Card 2: The Main Character Energy — "Where do you actually need to own the room?"Leo energy demands spotlight, but you’ve been shrinking to fit inside someone else's tiny box. This position shows where you need to drop the performative humility and take the mic. Card 3: The Cosmic Flush — "What heavy b******t needs to be dumped into the void immediately?"You can't walk through a high-vibe portal carrying three trunks full of old grudges, dead-end commitments, or expired relationships. What needs to go in the trash today? Card 4: The Uncomfortable Flex — "What gift or strength are you pretending you don't have?"Deep down, you know you’re ridiculously good at something, but owning it feels scary or loud. This card calls out the exact muscle you've been refusing to flex. Card 5: The Next Big Move — "How do we actually execute this without just lighting a candle and praying?"Manifestation requires actual motion. This is your practical, no-nonsense action step to capitalize on this portal energy before everyday life distracted-scrolls you back into submission. Journal Prompts for the Portal: What do I need to leave behind before I walk through the Lionsgate? What is currently nurturing my spirit and how can I have more of this? What magic is calling me that I am not pursuing, and why? Eight things I love about myself. How can I use my uniqueness to bring more love into the world without abandoning myself along the way? Alright friends, pull your cards, laugh at the call-outs, and go do the weird thing. We’ll see you next week! And remember... blame the deck, not the hosts! Follow Us on Socials: Instagram: @mycardstoldmeto YouTube: My Cards Told Me To Work with Jenn: 1:1 Readings: Need a personalized reality check? Book a virtual 1:1 reading with Jenn. Learn Tarot: Ready to sling cards like a pro? Jenn’s virtual, 6-week beginner tarot course kicks off on August 5th! Book & Register: Grab your spot for a reading or the course at www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com Connect with Kupkake: Shop & Visit: Stop by and see what Kupkake is up to at www.125curiosity.com Live Shows: Catch her live and check out her latest treasures on Whatnot 125 Curiosity.

  4. Jul 28

    The Universe Is Calling B******t...And So Are We.

    Ditch the “namaste, cosmic light-worker” fluff—the universe is officially out of gold stars. In this episode of My Cards Told Me To, the universe calling absolute b******t on your comfort zone—and so are we. Between a spicy Aquarius Full Moon, Saturn pumping the brakes in retrograde, and the Lunar Nodes shifting to make us drop our ego-driven drama, the skies aren't asking for polite compliance anymore. They’re demanding you take off the mask and get weird. What Planet is in the Microwave? Kupkake breaks down the astro-speak: why the dramatic Leo Sun and detached Aquarius Moon are forcing a midsummer reality check, how Saturn Retrograde is making us fix our weak boundaries, and where the Nodal Shift is calling out your personal nonsense (complete with sign-by-sign horoscopes!). Two Girls, One Deck: Jenn lays down The "Grow Up & Get Weird" Full Moon Spread. We’re calling out where you’re secretly thriving (own those antlers!), where you're addicted to emotional static, and the unhinged genius ideas you're hiding just to play safe. Cabinet Conjuring: Kupkake gets grounded in the kitchen with a seed, rock, and string ritual bowl to anchor your biggest ambitions so they actually take root. Deck Around and Find Out: We answer a listener email from Alex in Chicago, whose group chat is throwing wet blankets on their big new creative project. Short answer? Stop taking your blueprint to people who only build doghouses. Ready to stop playing background extra in your own life? Book a 1:1 Reading with Jenn or sign up for her Virtual 6-week beginner tarot course (kicking off August 5th!) at www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com. Catch Kupkake live and check out her latest treasures at www.125curiosity.com or on Whatnot (@125 Curiosity). Follow along & send us your unhinged questions: 📸 Instagram: @mycardstoldmeto 📺 YouTube: My Cards Told Me To

  5. Jul 20

    Spiritually Under Construction: Navigating Barbault's Basket & Aggressive Introvert Season

    Grab your journals and call your energy back in, because the cosmos is forcing us into a deeply necessary, aggressive introverted era. In today’s episode, Jenn and Kupkake are breaking down the massive astrological alignment taking over the sky: Barbault’s Basket. Kupkake takes us on a deep-dive masterclass into the complex mechanics of this rare basket configuration. Right now, the sky is a swirling vortex of Fire and Air (hello, Neptune in Aries, Jupiter in Leo, Pluto in Aquarius, and Uranus in Gemini). It’s an intellectual download and a radical identity shift all wrapped into one cosmic package. But with those heavy-hitter outer planets spinning in retrograde, all that heat isn't exploding outward—it’s turning inward. We are officially "spiritually under construction," and honestly? We love that for us. To bring all that high-flying astrology down to earth, Jenn matches Kupkake's deep dive with a brilliant Tarot element cheat sheet, walking us through exactly how these cosmic shifts translate directly to our decks during her collective pull: 🔥 The House of Wands (Fire Placements): Burning away the fake, polished versions of ourselves to reclaim true sovereignty. 💨 The House of Swords (Air Placements): Rewiring our brains and cutting through toxic cultural conditioning. 🪵💧 The Anchors (Earth & Water): Why pulling Pentacles (the physical container) or Cups (the emotional fertilizer) right now is the exact medicine we need to keep from floating away or burning out. To wrap it all together, Jenn channels the collective energy with a brand-new, exclusive 5-Card Barbault Basket Spread. We look deep into the Soil of what we're composting, the Weave of our creative tension, the Seeds of our most authentic downloads, and the Handle we need to practically carry it all without losing our minds. Step out of the manic hustle, ground your chaotic genius, and let’s look at what the cards told us today. Want to pull along with us? Here is the 5-card layout Jenn used in today’s collective reading to help you weave your own personal truth: Card 1: The Soil (The Retrograde Release) – What outdated conditioning or old fear are you composting to make room for new growth? Card 2: The Weave (The Creative Tension) – Where are you feeling the friction between your ego's desire to perform versus your need for honest evolution? Card 3: The Seed (The Authentic Spark) – What quiet, unpolished vision or download is trying to take root in your life right now? Card 4: The Harvest (What the Basket Holds) – If you trust the process of stripping away the excess, what beautiful new structure are you actually building? Card 5: The Handle (How to Carry It) – How can you practically carry this energy into daily life without burning out? What daily boundary do you need? Grab your deck, pull up your chart, and let’s get into it. ✦ Follow Us on Socials Instagram: @mycardstoldmeto YouTube: My Cards Told Me To ✦ Work with Jenn 1:1 Readings: Need a personalized reality check? Book a virtual 1:1 reading with Jenn. Learn Tarot: Ready to sling cards like a pro? Jenn’s virtual, 6-week beginner tarot course kicks off on August 5th! Book & Register: Grab your spot for a reading or register for the course at www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com. ✦ Connect with Kupkake Shop & Visit: Stop by and see what Kupkake is up to at www.125curiosity.com. Live Shows: Catch her live and check out her latest treasures on Whatnot at 125 Curiosity. See you next week! Remember... blame the deck, not the hosts!

  6. Jul 13

    Astrology is Hard, Your Chart is Messy, So We’re Laying It All Out

    Are you staring at your astrological birth chart feeling completely overwhelmed, slightly attacked, and deeply confused? Same. This week, Kupkake breaks down the ultimate Astrology 101 cheat sheet, explaining what the planets actually do and how the houses aren’t just random pizza slices in a sky circle—they are the literal rooms of your life. Then, Jenn takes the cosmic wheel with a massive, collective "As Above, So Below" Houses Spread. It’s a six-card powerhouse designed to map out your current vibe, from what’s secretly running the show behind the scenes to what your inner self actually needs (versus what you think you want). Finally, we dive into the listener mailbag to rescue Elena, who is currently panicking over a massive 8th House stellium and a 2nd House of money that is... completely blank. Is an empty house a cosmic curse of eternal broke-ness? Absolutely not. Jenn drops The "Empty House Blacklight" Pull—a brilliant, fool-proof tarot hack to figure out exactly who is crashing on the couch of your empty houses so you can decorate the space without losing your goddamn mind. Grab your deck, pull up your chart, and let’s get into it. ✦ Follow Us on Socials: Instagram: ⁠@mycardstoldmeto⁠ YouTube: ⁠My Cards Told Me To⁠ ✦ Work with Jenn: 1:1 Readings: Need a personalized reality check? Book a virtual 1:1 reading with Jenn. Learn Tarot: Ready to sling cards like a pro? Jenn’s virtual, 6-week beginner tarot course kicks off on August 5th! Book & Register: Grab your spot for a reading or register for the course at ⁠www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com⁠. ✦ Connect with Kupkake Shop & Visit: Stop by and see what Kupkake is up to at www.125curiosity.com. Live Shows: Catch her live and check out her latest treasures on Whatnot at 125 Curiosity. See you next week! Remember... blame the deck, not the hosts!

  7. Jul 7

    Mini-Magic: Fun & Grounding Energy Work for the 7/7 Portal with Kupkake

    Kupkake is taking the mic to show us how to actually work with all this intense, high-vibrational energy floating around. If you’ve been feeling a bit buzzed, scattered, or completely wiped out by today’s cosmic shifts, you are not alone! In just a few minutes, Kupkake breaks down a few fun, super-accessible, and practical energy work practices you can do right now to channel this portal's power. No gatekeeping here—just simple tools to help you ground your field, clear out stagnant vibes, and magnetize your intentions while the cosmic gateway is wide open. Tune in, clear your space, and let’s play with some energy! 🪄🔮 Follow the pod on Instagram: @mycardstoldmeto Catch more magic with Kupkake: www.125curiosity.com Enjoyed the vibe? Leave us a 5-star review and share this mini with a friend who needs to ground their energy today!

  8. Jul 7

    What the 7/7 Portal Wants You to Release and Receive

    In this special, bite-sized mini episode of My Cards Told Me To, Jenn is tapping into the high-vibrational energy of the 7/7 Portal. Whether you’re feeling a massive cosmic shift or just wondering why your energy levels have been all over the place this week, this quick 10-minute collective tarot pull is here to give you some instant clarity. Jenn breaks down the overarching theme of the portal, what the universe is asking you to ruthlessly leave behind, and the exact manifestations waiting for you to claim them on the other side. Grab your coffee (or your crystals), ground yourself, and let’s see what the cards have to say about this potent energetic gateway. 🃏🔮 Follow the pod on Instagram: @mycardstoldmeto Book a personal, virtual reading with Jenn: www.nickelcitymossandmoon.com Don't forget to rate and review if the cards spoke to you today!

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Blame the deck, not the hosts. Welcome to My Cards Told Me To, swapping "love and light" for the blunt truth about growth. Tired of toxic positivity? Ready to take control? Whether you’re a busy parent, cosmically curious, or in tune with your radar, you aren’t alone in the chaos. Disclaimer: We are not clinicians or medical professionals. All advice shared is strictly our personal opinion/beliefs for entertainment. If in crisis or needing medical attention, please contact emergency services or appropriate resources immediately.

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  • Creator
    Jenn and Kupkake
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jenn and Kupkake
  • Show Website
    My Cards Told Me To

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