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Welcome to the No Good Options… Podcast, where the choices are bad and the logic is questionable.Each episode, we dive into different “Would You Rather”, “If You Could” and “What If” scenarios. No scripts. No prep. Just three people talking our way through impossible situations.Some scenarios are ridiculous. Some are dark. Some are genuinely concerning. All of them make you think.

Episodes

  1. Ep.3: Immortal, Squeaky and Perfectly Average

    6d ago

    Ep.3: Immortal, Squeaky and Perfectly Average

    Send us Fan Mail In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Kara discuss whether living forever would really be worth giving up laughter, debate the pros and cons of permanently sticky hands versus squeaky feet, and explore what skill they would choose if they could instantly become average at it. As always, the conversation quickly wanders into unexpected territory, covering everything from board games and brain surgery to politics, communication, cleaning, cancer research, and the future of humanity.  Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.

    37 min
  2. Ep.2: Superman, Rhymes and a Gladiator Duck

    6d ago

    Ep.2: Superman, Rhymes and a Gladiator Duck

    Send us Fan Mail In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and guest Kara discuss what they would do if they suddenly gained Superman's powers but knew anyone in the world could take them away at any moment. They also debate whether a world filled only with nursery rhymes would be better than a world with no music at all, before facing off against one of the internet's most enduring questions: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses? Along the way, a baby joins the team, the conversation drifts into pizza delivery, superheroes, nursery rhyme economics, giant eggs, pet ducks, and several deeply questionable survival strategies. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.

    34 min
  3. Ep.1: Gods, Wasps and a Blue Whale

    6d ago

    Ep.1: Gods, Wasps and a Blue Whale

    Send us Fan Mail In this episode of No Good Options, Darren, Sam and Kara debate which domain they'd choose if they were given the chance to become a god, try to work out the practical consequences of sneezing random animals into existence, and face a choice between a single-use superpower or the lifelong ability to summon a very loyal, and surprisingly controversial wasp. Along the way, they discuss power-hungry deities, cults disguised as religions, endangered-animal restaurants, exploding blue whales, aggressive sneeze-generated lions, shape-shifting dragons, super-intelligence, and whether a single wasp might secretly be the most powerful superpower of all. Look out for new episodes every 2 weeks and if you enjoy this episode, we'd really appreciate a good rating on your podcast platform of choice and a share with anyone who enjoys questionable debates and impossible decisions. If you have a scenario you'd like us to discuss in a future episode, or just want to get in touch, you can reach us at nogoodoptionspodcast@gmail.com. Disclaimer: The views, opinions, arguments, and questionable decisions discussed in this episode are part of a light-hearted comedy conversation based on hypothetical scenarios. Nothing in this podcast should be taken as professional advice, factual guidance, or a serious life plan. Listener discretion is advised.

    34 min
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Welcome to the No Good Options… Podcast, where the choices are bad and the logic is questionable.Each episode, we dive into different “Would You Rather”, “If You Could” and “What If” scenarios. No scripts. No prep. Just three people talking our way through impossible situations.Some scenarios are ridiculous. Some are dark. Some are genuinely concerning. All of them make you think.

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