Washed Up in DC

Colin Mullaney and Abigail Cavizo

Abigail Cavizo and Colin M. Mullaney are two "washed-up" reporters articulating a Gen-Z perspective, amplifying young voices, and advocating for free speech. Subscribe for incisive, weekly commentary on the latest news — delivered with scrappiness and the fear of God. We do not need to be divisive in order to be entertaining, engaging, and effective. Scapegoating and black-and-white thinking are a relic of the past. Join us as we explore the false binaries that benefit bad-faith actors — and expose the perverse incentives that drive societal conflicts. All opinions are our own.

  1. Aug 2

    Fauci's Fifth Plea and LeBron's Legacy

    This week on Washed Up, we launch a new format for the show, where one of us presents the "Hard News" and the other presents the "Soft News" of the week. Each topic is followed by a lively conversation so that we cover both the biggest political and the biggest cultural story each week. In "hard news," presented by Colin, Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared before the Senate Committee on Homeland Security on July 29. Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) questioned Fauci in an intense hearing, but Fauci refused to answer a single question, instead citing his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. All of this in spite of the fact that Fauci was already pardoned by President Biden in Jan. 2025, for activities dating back to 2014. While some say it's a partisan witch hunt to blame Fauci for the COVID-19 pandemic, the available evidence outlined by Sen. Paul does not reflect well on the U.S. government or Fauci — especially regarding COVID's origins, the possibility that it emerged from the Wuhan Institute of Virology, or that the virus may have been engineered via gain-of-function research funded by government entities. Dr. Fauci's personal diary was also released to the public last week, to his (and America's) great shame. Read Colin's Substack, about attending the hearing. Further, in "soft news" presented by Abby, LeBron James is joining the Philadelphia 76ers, where he will have a 2-year contract worth $8 million. We assess his reasons for choosing Philly and whether this career move is aligned with his fanbase, namely Gen Z people who looks up to LeBron. When do you know when it's time to retIre, or do you keep going for the legacy and the love of the game? This episode was recorded on July 30, 2026. All opinions are our own and do not reflect those of any institution or affiliation.

  2. Jul 21 ·  Bonus

    A Very Messi World Cup: Spain defeats Argentina 1-0

    Spain defeated Argentina 1-0 in the 2026 FIFA World Cup, with Lionel Messi playing perhaps his last world cup match at the age of 39. The game was hosted in New Jersey, and the US, Mexico, and Canada cohosted this year's matches. Why is Argentina so hated when it comes to soccer? Edward Meshell of Probably Soccer Podcast speculates it’s because Argentina is FIFA’s golden child and that it has gotten to that place after some wild ref calls and several star players over the years — going back to Diego Maradona. Now, Spain’s superstar, 19-year old Lamine Yamal is taking the forefront, and some would say it's fate. A remarkable photo emerged of Messi bathing an infant Yamal during a UNICEF photoshoot in the 2000s, which many including Messi noted was "crazy." Earlier in the tournament, the US lost to Belgium in a 4-1 game on the heels of a red card incident with US player Fol Balogun, during a match against Bosnia-Herzegovina. The US won that game, despite playing down a man, but Balogun was suspended for the next match... until he wasn't. FIFA reversed the red card, and Balogun was allowed to play against Belgium after all. Of course the talk was that Trump stepped in and called in a favor — but there's no evidence to that effect. More likely, Trump is trying to claim credit, just like he basked in Spain's glory and refused to get off the stage during the official photo and the final trophy lift. We close by discussing celebrity culture and commercialization during the World Cup: Timothee Chalamet, Rihanna, Beyonce, and others were seen spectating — as well as halftime performers Justin Bieber, Shakira, and BTS. This episode was recorded on July 20, 2026. All opinions are our own and do not reflect those of any institution or affiliation. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/KJMvZuL2MV0

  3. Jul 14

    Independence Day at Independence Hall

    America is going through a transitional period, as we celebrate 250 years since Independence. Our aging politicians are — in many cases — ill suited to represent us. Our current leaders lack moral clarity or courage. They want to play King, or cling onto power for life. Though our three-branch government, with checks and balances, is a smart and robust system — cracks are emerging. What answers can our founding documents, revolutionary leaders, and American history provide us in these troubled times? We went to Philadelphia for the Fourth of July to find out, and we were not disappointed. At Independence Hall, we were reminded that our rights are natural and inherent, including our first amendment rights to protest and assemble, speak freely, maintain a free press, and practice religion of our choosing. But we must continue to exercise these rights, lest we lose the memory of what it took to secure them and what it takes to keep our Republic. Although the present is uncertain and our nation is incredibly divided, robust debate has been a fixture of our national identity for two and a half centuries, and fortunately our system was designed to allow for change with the changing times — through Constitutional amendments and elections, for instance. The ability to criticize our government is also something fundamentally American, and something we fought for. So we will continue to hold politicians in Washington accountable and to call out bad behavior on both sides, whether it is Republicans or Democrats gaming the system for their own benefit and personal enrichment. The founding fathers initially worried that the legislative branch would predominate, and that the tyranny of the executive would come at a “remote period.” Now it feels like that period has arrived. But we the people still hold the power. Let us never forget it. This episode was recorded on July 11, 2026. All opinions are our own and do not reflect those of any institution or affiliation. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/eFFfFudtpas

  4. Jun 26 ·  Bonus

    Jessica Mills: Exposing Misogynist Incels of the Internet

    We are joined by Jessica Mills of NYU to discuss the evolution of Incel (involuntarily celibate) communities on the Internet. Who are they, and where do they come from? Often self-identified incels online build communities that thrive off of misogyny and shared grievances against women, and a shared secret language called a “cryptolect.” This crypolect in turn establishes an in-group vs. outgroup dynamic that reenforces a hierarchy among these men, who refer to themselves as betas (as opposed to an alpha or sigma male). These incel males will affirm and bolster their self-identifications within their incel communities and encourage one another to engage in acts of violence and hatred toward the outgroup members (whom they refer to as Chads/Alphas in the case of men they resent, or Stacys regarding the women they blame for their own involuntary celibacy). Online incel groups are a bastion of hatred and self-defeating attitudes about gender and sex, and Mills pinpoints how the crypotlect (increasingly mainstream, with terms like looksmaxxing) underpins a lot of the groups’ toxic and destructive dynamics. Next, we pivot to discussion of healthy masculinity, and what does it look like? We provide a few examples of positive and negative male role models (progressive and conservative alike), and identify some male role models who constitute the #manosphere—who could either be a gateway into the world of incels, or possibly a safeguard against it depending on the day. Mills recounts how she got into this line of research, the emotional toll of studying such an intense topic, and what advice she would have for young men caught up in the manosphere or—worse—the dark world of incel chat groups. Follow Jess' work on Substack: https://jessicaimills.substack.com/ Follow Jess on Instagram:   / jessicaimills  This video was recorded on June 14, 2026. All opinions are our own.

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Abigail Cavizo and Colin M. Mullaney are two "washed-up" reporters articulating a Gen-Z perspective, amplifying young voices, and advocating for free speech. Subscribe for incisive, weekly commentary on the latest news — delivered with scrappiness and the fear of God. We do not need to be divisive in order to be entertaining, engaging, and effective. Scapegoating and black-and-white thinking are a relic of the past. Join us as we explore the false binaries that benefit bad-faith actors — and expose the perverse incentives that drive societal conflicts. All opinions are our own.