Rampage Reviews: We Go B-A-N-A-N-A-S For Movies!!!

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Welcome to a most extraordinary habitat: the cinema. Here, we observe the silver screen not with quiet reverence, but with the raw, untamed fury of the great apes. Deep within this concrete jungle, your primate hosts dissect the migration of modern blockbusters and the curious behaviour of cult classics. It is a chaotic habitat—prepare to beat your chest goober.

Episodes

  1. Jun 14

    Him (2025) - Captive Habitat: The Quarterback Ritual

    "To reach the absolute top of the food chain, what is a young primate willing to sacrifice?" In this episode of Rampage Reviews, the troop swings into the sports-horror movie HIM. We follow Cam, a young bachelor ape trying to become the strongest quarterback in the jungle. After a bad injury, he gets lured to an isolated desert compound by the ultimate old-guard silverback, Isaiah White. But this is a trap. Isaiah runs a violent cult of masked chimpanzees and weird medical experiments. To become the leader of the pack, Cam is forced into a brutal, psychological nightmare. Listen in as we talk about the terrifying pressure on young primates, and the final, savage rampage where Cam has to go full ape to smash his way out of the zoo. Grab your bananas and join the pack!

  2. Season 1, Episode 1 Trailer

    Pilot: Die Hard (1988) - Concrete Jungle: The Nakatomi Incident

    "In the heart of the concrete jungle, a lone ape must fight to protect his territory." In our very first episode of Rampage Reviews, we check out the ultimate 1988 action movie, Die Hard. High up in the trees of Los Angeles—inside a glass skyscraper called Nakatomi Plaza—a new troop of greedy alpha males has arrived. Led by the smooth silverback Hans Gruber, this pack wants to lock down the building and steal a massive stash of treasure. But they didn't count on the ultimate wild card: a tired, barefoot bull ape from New York named John McClane. Listen in as we follow McClane as he swings through the building, crawls through metal air vents like a chimpanzee, and uses clever tool tricks with duct tape and explosives to thin out Gruber's pack. It is a brutal, bloody fight to save his mate and prove who is the real king of this jungle. Beat your chest, grab some bananas, and get ready for a wild movie safari. Welcome to the jungle!

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Welcome to a most extraordinary habitat: the cinema. Here, we observe the silver screen not with quiet reverence, but with the raw, untamed fury of the great apes. Deep within this concrete jungle, your primate hosts dissect the migration of modern blockbusters and the curious behaviour of cult classics. It is a chaotic habitat—prepare to beat your chest goober.

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