View from the shed

Stanley Common
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A retired bobby, copper, if you’re from Lancashire, sits in his shed and has his say. Honest, Northern, and occasionally interrupted by Mrs C with a brew.

Episodes

  1. 6h ago

    The Rise and Fall of Captain Obvious

    Two empty fields in one fortnight, three thousand miles apart, and the same fella stood in the middle of both with a megaphone. This week Stanley gives him a name. From the shed: the President's birthday party that hardly anybody went to, the pollsters up a stepladder at Nigel Farage's own do, and the march through our town that the town answered by going shopping. Plus the writing on the wall, why an echo can only ever tell you what you just said, and Stanley's mother on lugs, gobs, and the order you're meant to use them in. Fair warning: there's a sober minute in the middle. Our town carries history that deserves better than jokes, and the jokes get put down for it. Kettle's on. Sit yerself down. Theme music: "Letters from the Shed", on Spotify by popular demand. Well, one lady from Cleckheaton, but demand is demand: "Letters from the Shed" Send us Fan Mail Support the show

    The Rise and Fall of Captain Obvious

  2. Jul 11

    The Battle of Bamber Bridge — Forty Minutes Up the Road

    Forty minutes from my shed, just off the M6, there's a pub that's been pulling pints since 1616. In June 1943, it also took four hundred bullets. This week I got in the car and went to find out why. It's the story of the 1511th Quartermaster Truck Regiment — Black American soldiers stationed in Lancashire during the war — a colour bar that didn't survive contact with Lancashire landlords, and a night the American army spent fighting itself down a village street three miles from Preston. It doesn't end where you'd expect. Lancashire keeps turning up in American history when you go looking for it. This is one of those times. If you're new here: I'm Stanley Common. I write and talk from a shed in Heywood about whatever's caught my eye that week — this one just needed a road trip first. The written version's on Substack if you'd rather read it than listen: [link] Kettle's on. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

    The Battle of Bamber Bridge — Forty Minutes Up the Road

  3. Jul 8

    Farage v Binface: A Man and a Bin

    I wasn't planning a midweek episode. But a man has resigned from Parliament on purpose, so there can be a by-election, so he can stand in it — and the only candidate who's stepped up to face him wears a bin on his head. Ten minutes on Boaty McBoatface, Mr Blobby, five Christmas number ones about sausage rolls, a gritter called David Plowie, and what all of it should have taught the men who call themselves the voice of the people. Kettle's on. Sit yourself down. Read the piece at Views from the Shed on Substack. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

    Farage v Binface: A Man and a Bin

  4. Jul 4

    Their Day — Lincoln in Manchester, and what time the Americans should arrive.

    Nobody in Heywood has noticed it's the fourth of July. The bins went out as normal. But Stanley has reason to think about America. After leaving the force, he spent some years as security advisor to an American scientist — which meant collecting his colleagues from Manchester Airport and explaining England to them on the way. None of them knew there was a statue of Abraham Lincoln in the middle of Manchester. None of them knew why. It's quite a story. It involves cotton, a blockade, a hall full of starving millworkers, and a vote that Lincoln himself wrote to thank them for. There's a cobbled road above Rochdale that's still there if you don't believe him. Also in this episode: what a moor actually looks like, how a young Texan in cowboy boots got on at the local, the tradition of women dancing together and where it comes from, and Mrs C answering the only question the Americans ever asked about VE Day. A follow-up, of sorts, to last week's episode about the man who called Manchester a town. If you know an American, send them this one. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

    Their Day — Lincoln in Manchester, and what time the Americans should arrive.

  5. Jun 29

    He Told Them, Out Loud, To a Microphone

    Andy Burnham is the man who ran Greater Manchester for nine years — which means, among other things, that he was the man at the top of the organisation that pays Stanley’s pension. So Stanley has been paying attention. This week, somebody asked the man across the water what he made of the lad from Leigh. The answer involved the word “town.” It was not meant as a compliment. In this episode: a Labour conference in Manchester, a case of mistaken identity involving a former party leader, an old sergeant’s advice about toolboxes, an operation named after a hammer, and a song that was read out loud at hundreds of rallies — by a man who thought he was warning the world about something else entirely. He told them. Out loud. To a microphone. Transcript on Substack at stanleycommon.substack.com. Free to read, free to subscribe. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

    He Told Them, Out Loud, To a Microphone

  6. Jun 21

    Did You Ever See a UFO, Stanley?

    Three pensioners walk into a pub. The conversation starts with JD Vance’s chicken coop, moves through the Epstein files and the Prince Formerly Known As Andrew, takes a detour via the Pentagon’s UFO releases, and ends with Kath the barmaid asking Stanley a question he’s been sitting on for thirty years. It turns out South Lancashire has a reputation. UFO Valley, they call it. And a retired police officer on night shifts on the moors above Ramsbottom saw two things he never filed a report on. Until now. Plus: Ronald Reagan says something to the United Nations that nobody knew what to do with. Steven Spielberg makes a film called Disclosure Day. And Stanley wonders whether someone, somewhere, is getting us ready for something. He could be wrong. He often is. Views from the Shed is written and presented by Stanley Common, a retired community police officer from Heywood, Lancashire. New episodes weekly. Find the newsletter at Substack — search Views from the Shed. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

    Did You Ever See a UFO, Stanley?

  7. Jun 15

    Kettle’s On, Sit Yerself Down

    Kettle’s on. Sit yerself down. This is the first episode from the shed. Stanley Common — a retired bobby from Lancashire, many years on the doorstep, now retired and saying his piece — introduces himself, and then turns his attention to the World Cup. Forty-eight nations, three host countries, and players being detained at the airport before a ball is kicked. Stanley asks a simple question that nobody at FIFA seems willing to answer: when you turn the world away at the door, can you really call it a World Cup? And whose fault is it — the man in the White House, or the people who handed him the tournament? Plus Bury market, Gigg Lane, jumpers for goalposts, and the difference between the people’s game and the other thing. The written version is on Substack at View from the shed. If you enjoy this, tell someone — it’s the best way to keep the shed light on. Send us Fan Mail Support the show

    Kettle’s On, Sit Yerself Down
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A retired bobby, copper, if you’re from Lancashire, sits in his shed and has his say. Honest, Northern, and occasionally interrupted by Mrs C with a brew.

Information

  • Creator
    Stanley Common
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 View from the shed
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