Bammy's Big Buts

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Welcome to “Bammy’s Big Buts - Bedtime Stories”, a cosy, hilarious podcast for kids aged 4–8! Every mini episode follows Bammy Grump, the forest's grumpiest badger. Alongside his bubbly squirrel pal, Pip Popper, Bammy’s cynical, over-engineered solutions to daily dilemmas always fail spectacularly. Families will love the witty banter, funny mishaps, and gentle shift to lessons like gratitude and patience. With soothing music and a warm atmosphere, it’s the perfect wind-down to ease little ones to sleep.

Episodes

  1. Episode 5: The Sound of Quiet

    Jun 15

    Episode 5: The Sound of Quiet

    It is time for the Forest’s annual "Shout-Out-Your-Joys Day," but Bammy Grump is absolutely not having it! While the other animals are busy squawking, hooting, and loudly celebrating their favourite moments of the year, Bammy is just trying to find a little peace to finish filing his mushroom tax forms. Convinced that absolute silence is universally superior, he constructs a batch of fuzzy, sound-absorbing "Silence-Cure-All Helmets" to force everyone to quiet down. But when the forest goes completely still, Bammy is forced to realise that his version of happiness isn't the only one that matters.

    8 min
  2. Episode 4: The Mystery of the Messy Map

    Jun 15

    Episode 4: The Mystery of the Messy Map

    Ready for a bedtime adventure where imperfections save the day? Join the grumpy but lovable badger, Bammy Grump, and his cheerful companion, Pip Popper, as they set out on a quest to find the legendary, ultra-calming Secret Waterfall. There’s just one big catch—Professor Quill’s map to get there is an absolute mess, filled with smudges, crooked lines, and zero mathematical precision! Convinced that perfection is the only way to succeed, Bammy uses his ruler and compass to "correct" the map into flawless, straight lines. But his flawless path quickly leads them straight into a patch of thorny thistles and a messy, squishy swamp! With a little help from the forgetful yet wise Professor Quill, Bammy makes a major discovery: mistakes aren't failures—they are the ultimate signposts. By erasing the imperfections, he accidentally wiped away all the secret shortcuts and warnings hidden in the ink splatters and wobbly lines!

    7 min
  3. Episode 3: How to Ask for a Favour (Properly)

    Jun 15

    Episode 3: How to Ask for a Favour (Properly)

    Ever tried to move a pumpkin the size of a small car entirely by yourself? No? Well, our resident curmudgeon Bammy Grump has, and it goes about as smoothly as you’d expect. In this delightfully funny bedtime tale, Bammy is convinced that relying on others is a weakness and that his "genius-level" physics equations can solve anything. But after a snapped branch, a chaotic rope-and-pulley mishap, and getting wrapped up tighter than a holiday gift, he is forced to face the ultimate challenge: asking for help. This episode is a heartwarming, whimsical lesson in “teamwork and humility”. Perfect for winding down, it gently teaches young listeners (and reminds grown-ups!) that asking for a helping hand isn't a sign of failure—it’s just a smart, brilliant way to solve problems faster so you can get to the good part sooner.

    8 min
  4. Episode 2: Bammy and the Terrible, Frightful Line

    Jun 15

    Episode 2: Bammy and the Terrible, Frightful Line

    Why wait for a treat when you can try (and hilariously fail) to engineer a shortcut? In this episode of “Bammy's Big Buts”, the annual Forest Festival is finally here, and everyone is queueing up for the highlight of the season: the legendary Giant Forest Berry. There’s just one massive problem—the line is long, curving, and in the eyes of our favourite grumbler, Bammy, completely inefficient. Armed with a strictly scheduled life and zero patience, Bammy rejects the concept of the queue and sets off to bypass the wait with three chaotic, cynical plans.

    7 min
  5. Episode 1: The Case of the Missing Sparkle

    Jun 15

    Episode 1: The Case of the Missing Sparkle

    Ever feel like your everyday life has lost its "sparkle"? Join us in the woods tonight on “Bammy's Big Buts - Bedtime Stories”, where we meet Bammy Grump—the most meticulously organised (and delightfully grumpiest) badger around. Tonight, Bammy is having a major crisis over his evening chamomile tea. His burrow feels too small, his mug has a chipped ear, and he is convinced his entire existence needs a grand, sparkly upgrade. After a hilarious, failed attempt at building a complex machine called the *Gratitude Grasper 5000* to fix his tea and life, an unexpected gift from his cheerful squirrel friend, Pip Popper, changes everything.

    7 min
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About

Welcome to “Bammy’s Big Buts - Bedtime Stories”, a cosy, hilarious podcast for kids aged 4–8! Every mini episode follows Bammy Grump, the forest's grumpiest badger. Alongside his bubbly squirrel pal, Pip Popper, Bammy’s cynical, over-engineered solutions to daily dilemmas always fail spectacularly. Families will love the witty banter, funny mishaps, and gentle shift to lessons like gratitude and patience. With soothing music and a warm atmosphere, it’s the perfect wind-down to ease little ones to sleep.

Information

  • Creator
    After 9 Tales
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © After 9 Tales
  • Show Website
    Bammy's Big Buts