It Burns

Eli Young
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Feel the fire of my hatred.

Episodes

  1. 10/25/2009

    Episode 9: Cruise Ships and Elephant Cocks

    Because I am spoiled, I occasionally go on cruises. Because I am an ungrateful, whiny bitch, I complain about them. Because I am easily distracted, I then talk about things completely unrelated. My brother contributes by playing Katamari Damacy on his PSP (see spoiled).

    3 min

  2. 07/11/2009

    Episode 8: In Which Age Limits Are Instated

    In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea for how I should end these.

    3 min

  3. 03/24/2009

    Episode 7: The Television of Yesteryear

    Once upon a time, children’s television didn’t suck. I’m not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother Abe and I are not happy about the change.

    12 min

  4. 02/01/2009

    Episode 6: Not So Much Delicious As Annoying

    If you somehow don’t already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in particular can f**k right off.

    7 min

  5. 08/18/2008

    Episode 5: The Ragemobile

    This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won’t follow through with that, but that’s not the point. What I’m trying to say is that I have much hate for automobile-related b******t. I really do need a Ragemobile, though.

    5 min

  6. 08/11/2008

    Episode 4: The Forbidden Fruit

    In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen minutes to get me to quiet the hell down.

    16 min

  7. 06/05/2008

    Episode 3: Get It Off!

    Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns! Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie.

    2 min

  8. 06/01/2008

    Episode 2: Stop Trying to Kill Me

    In today’s lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging.

    5 min

  9. 05/31/2008

    Episode 1: It Begins

    Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns.

    2 min
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About

Feel the fire of my hatred.

Information

  • Creator
    Eli Young
  • Years Active
    2008 - 2009
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    ©Eli Young
  • Show Website
    It Burns