Free-Ass. Press Podcast

Free-Ass. Press
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A daily news satire wire that believes that newspapers are for dog sh*t and bird cages. www.freeasspress.com

  1. 02/20/2009

    Oprah Gains Weight Eating Her Own Ratings

    Oprah Winfrey, the daytime queen of talk and weight loss minus the weight loss, has gained the weight back again.

    1 min

  2. 02/18/2009

    TV Goes Digital; Playboy Channel Still Fuzzy

    14-year-old boys all over America are outraged that the Playboy channel still comes in fuzzy.

    1 min

  3. 02/16/2009

    Optimists File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

    Optimist International, commonly known as the Optimists, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

    1 min

  4. 02/13/2009

    State-of-the-Art Presidential Limo Boasts a Top Speed of 3

    GM unveiled its largest, heaviest, most-polluting, least fuel-efficient vehicle ever to hit American roadways.

    1 min

  5. 02/11/2009

    Condi Rice Publishes Memoir:

    Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has announced the publication of her new tell-all memoir, "I'm Black Too, Ya Know!"

    1 min

  6. 02/09/2009

    Afghanistan Cancels "Take Your Child To Work" Day

    "Take Your Child To Work Day" has been canceled in Afghanistan due to weather. For these stories and more, go to www.freeasspress.com.

    1 min

  7. 02/06/2009

    Obama Cancels Black History Month

    In yet another sign of the continuing economic crisis, President Barack Obama has canceled Black History Month for lack of funds. For these stories and more, go to www.freeasspress.com.

    1 min

  8. 02/04/2009

    VP Biden's Schedule Packed With Meaningless Busy Work

    VP Biden's schedule is so packed with meaningless busywork that he is having trouble keeping up. For these stories and more, go to www.freeasspress.com.

    1 min
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A daily news satire wire that believes that newspapers are for dog sh*t and bird cages. www.freeasspress.com

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    Free-Ass. Press
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    20
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    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2012 Free-Ass. Press. All rights reserved.
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