Swap Fu Podcast

Mr. and Ms. Swap Fu

Two Fu's in love talk about swinging, swingers, open marriage and having fun. If you are interested in any of these topics, then our podcast is for you.

  1. 04/04/2019

    Episode 79: Penis Pills and Other Thrills

    We recorded this episode in two takes. We had to stop recording the first take because we got in an argument. Oh well. I was also really congested during the first take. Sorry about that. Semi-live from Vancouver BC. FuGrrl is tired and hungry. New mic stands. Can you tell the difference? What's the Weather? Pot smoke! FuGrrl's Canada prejudices get dashed. Sending some love to our Vancouver listeners. Sorry. The podcast came out after we went to Seattle. We will meet you another time. Continued on April 3 Get a month on us! Use our promo codes and get a free month on Kasidie (promo code: swapfu) and SDC (promo code: 32457). Sexual Performance Anxiety Realizing MrFu's performance anxiety kept us from participating in many swinger events. MrFu struggles with this issue. Maybe my experience will help some folks feel like they are less alone. Self-acceptance vs self-improvement. Been here in BC for more than a month and still haven't had any pot. We've got shit to do. Going to the Whistler LS Takeover! May 2 - 5. Join us! The music for this episode is Vancouver's own Bear Mountain's cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

  2. 02/10/2019

    Episode 78: Ageism and Other Bad Ways to Avoid Getting to Know People

    Los Apuntes (The Notes) We're still in Mexico City recording Take 2 of this podcast. Making better for you, Swinger! Guess what? We got stood up again. Make that lucky number 7. We did get a chance to check out a great bar, so it wasn't all bad. Check it out if you're ever in CDMX: El Diente de Oro. If you know CDMXCPLLKNG4U on SDC, ask them why they stood us up? Who outed Roger Stone? Where's Jeff Bezos dick when you need it? Are there more Republicans or Democrats in the lifestyle and why? According to Reddit, many more single women are attending LS clubs. Maybe it's because women are having fewer kids.  Mr. Fu whines about Reddit. Basement dwelling masturbators. Why can't I just stop using it? And finally, the topic: Ageism in the Lifestyle Are they too young or too juvenile? Don't assume you weren't excluded because of your age. Hard age limits are probably not great constraints -- think compatibility. In Mexico, elitism is a big deal. Bottom line, not everyone gets invited to everything. Headed to Vancouver, Canada. March 2 - June 8. Also visiting Seattle! The Saffire Club is on our list. We're going to see the Pixies and a couple Canucks games. Interested? Hit us up. Beers, meet and greets and so on. We got drunk with Swingercast this week. Thanks for visiting guys! Safe travels. We're attending a Valentines Day swinger play party -- very excited about this. Talk to you from Vancouver! No music yet -- still getting my production chops back. Sorry. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

  3. 12/30/2016

    Episode 75: FuGrrl Does Not Know I Am That Greek A*****e

    Drunk Alert! If you're triggered by slurred speech, skip this episode. Bitching and moaning and groaning into the last episode of the year. Absolute Wild Tea? Tasty!! https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-wild-tea/ Why Mr Fu hates Mariachis. We got hacked by some Russian f*****g guy! Check out Regus for all your virtual office needs -- we use em! https://www.regus.com/ We go off on good tech support and the trouble with the expectations of Mac users. General demoted for swinging? That's not the whole story. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/army-general-demoted-ranks-swinger-lifestyle-article-1.2913327 Black Ring Success Story! https://redd.it/5fqoyf Get your black ring from the 22kill organization. Yes, it's fine. FuGrrl listens to the Average Swingers podcast! http://www.averageswingers.com/as66-futastic/ Mr Fu interviewing out of state -- Snoqualmie, maybe. Going to miss the house! How do you get the party started without a heated pool? Why do people keep f*****g dying? Pittsburgh Dad is the best. https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsburghdad The Body Shop in Pittsburgh is having New Years Eve party! http://bodyshopnightclub.com/ Jerry Jones is a goddamn 74-year-old nightmare FuGrrl discusses the ClitBit (patent pending). Parents parents parents Mr Fu was way too drunk this episode -- The song I meant to sing was this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDFtxH8tZo Happy New Year! Episode Song is FuGrrl's favorite Christmas tune "Please Come Home for Christmas" by The Eagles The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

  4. 11/23/2016

    Episode 74: Pittsburgh -- A Drunken Plan Comes Together

    Not too many notes this time -- This is so gross: https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/5djmcw/gossip_groups Chili Cookoff! You never know where a pot of chili might take you. Won the chili cookoff at a local bar. Got the t-shirt! Andy's First Responder Chili Recipe Brown: 4 lbs ground beef Add and sauté til clear: 1 onion 4 cloves garlic Add and sauté: 2 tlbs chili powder Add: 1 24oz jar medium salsa 1 bottle beer Simmer in crockpot overnight. Add: kidney beans (cook 2 lbs dry kidney beans, don't use canned) 1 bottle beer Last 30 minutes before service add: 1 small can chipotle peppers chopped 2 tlbs chili powder 1 tlbs cumin 1 tlbs knorr beef flavor granulated bullion Pittsburgh! A drunken plan comes to pass! We review The Burgh and The Body Shop Swinger Club. We really liked it! http://www.bodyshopnightclub.com Don't stay at the Hotel Monaco Eat at Peppi's Go to Yinzers Go Steelers! Go weed girl! Trump wins! F**k! Girl Uncorked. Changes on the way. After the AFF hack. A call to swinger websites. Get your shit together! Black Friday Pub Crawl!! In a nod to my proto-punk youth, this Episode's Song is "Duchess" by The Stranglers. I sincerely hope you love it!! 7k2wj7g2 The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

  5. 10/31/2016

    Episode 73: Scary Fun-Employment

    Sports (I later realized the Steelers had a bye this week.) Politics It's election time in the US! Stolen yard signs! At least this didn't happen http://fox6now.com/2016/10/26/caught-on-camera-underwear-clad-man-sets-donald-trump-yard-sign-ablaze-in-platteville/ Are a couple beers with lunch considered Day Drinking Why Mr Fu became a Democrat... not that you asked Darth Trump on Auralnauts is actually pretty clever! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0 Politics free Sunday Funday Seriously I was trying to stop talking politics -- I'm sorry Get money out of politics!! Funemployment Mr. Fu gets laid off! Need a consultant? More lunchtime sex! More internet! Mr. Swap Fu's Chili Recipe is available for the right price Anthony Wiener needs to lose his phone No one reads anymore -- so why am I writing this? Halloween Mr Fu and FuGrrl talk about old ass candy Scaring neighborhood kids is a civil right https://atmosfx.com/ Mr Fu is the good one -- so yes I wore white FuGrrl suffers so much! Glasses Talk Cheap glasses?! FuGrrl needed a source https://www.eyebuydirect.com They have a cool tool to see what your glasses would look like on Is it DP or PD? DP it is! Topic Time Calling dibs? Can it be done? Black rings in the wild? On a basketball coach? Shout outs to couples in Germany and Singapore Sorry -- I didn't send out the email in time -- I will get in touch with your soon, promise! The story of Harry, Sally, Bob and Alice -- and the Fu's get the W! Apropos of nothing, where is Charlie Sheen? Bemoaning the three-couple dynamic Play early. Party late. Girls Uncorked! FuGrrl is passing the torch as the GUC San Antonio hostess after more than four years All swinger women welcome: http://www.girlsuncorked.com Going to Pittsburgh! November 10 - 14 Go Steelers!! We want to see the driverless Ubers All our previous Episodes are available on at http://swapfu.blogspot.com Episode Song is "Heathens" by Columbus' Twenty One Pilots The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

  6. 09/21/2016

    Episode 72: Swinging is the New Normal

    You want notes? Here's your damn notes! We're getting older -- but glasses? Really? FuGrrl plugs her ladies-only kik group Google image search your private photos to make sure people can't find your vanilla profiles Traveling for swinger events in beach towns Going to Pittsburgh for the Cowboys-Steelers Birthday Pub Crawl! The night before a Longhorns game means -- tons of drunks! Happy Birthday John from Swingercast DNA testing? Turns out were swingers. Who knew? Renewed interest in the Black Ring -- Cheap shit from China! Swinging is our new normal More comments on misbehaving vanillas -- people are the spectrum A wife asks a man how he thinks they stack up against others couples -- that's not swinging, that's Facebook Tips for breaking up with people in the lifestyle: https://bedsider.org/features/855-you-and-your-ex-how-to-deal-after-the-breakup and we have our own take as well Interviewing people is tricky Proposed Q and A: Newbie and Experienced couples SA Perv's meet and greet this Saturday and  SA Perv's Black Friday pub crawl! (Check SDC and Kasidie) OktoberFUst 2016 is coming! Listen to us mix drinks! Tweaking the setup for fewer edits! Episode Song is "Cover Me Up" by Pittsburgh stalwarts Rusted Root. (No I didn't want to play the *other* song. You're welcome.) The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

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Two Fu's in love talk about swinging, swingers, open marriage and having fun. If you are interested in any of these topics, then our podcast is for you.