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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati

1D AGO

Live at SXSW | the Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-26

Bill rambles about novelty bikes, A.I. relationship advice, and animals in the dryer. Recorded in front of a live audience for the SXSW Festival on March 13th at Esther's Follies in Austin, TX. WATCH: https://youtu.be/JznnnXU_qo0 Presented by Ship Station ShipStation: Try ShipStation free for sixty days with full access to all features at www.ShipStation.com code: BURR MeUndies: Get to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping. www.meUndies.com/BURR code: BURR ZipRecruiter: Try fro free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 38m
6D AGO

Utah, I.D.'d For Coffee, The Ladder | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-26-26

Bill rambles about Utah, getting I.D.'d for coffee, and climbing the ladder. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-26-18 - Bill rambles about instagram, stewardesses, and F1. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mikis Theodorakis - The Fire Inside Fast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Momentous: Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 48m
MAR 23

Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-26

Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act. Fast Growing Trees: Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Listeners get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Momentous: Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

58 min
MAR 19

Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26

Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along. ----------------------------------------- (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Intertia ----------------------------------------- SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR TRUEWERK: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout. http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 43m
MAR 16

'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26

Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'. SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR TRUEWERK: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout. http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 2m
MAR 12

Being Sick, Why A.I.?, H.O.A. | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-12-26

Bill rambles about being sick, Why A.I.?, and H.O.A.’s. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-12-18- Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis Presley - Frankfort Special Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 41m
MAR 9

School Photos, Religion, 'I Will Say' | Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-26

Bill rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'. Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 hr
MAR 5

Rick Middleton | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-26

Bill rambles with hockey legend Rick Middleton about his time with the Bruins and his new documentary 'ICE GOLD'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (48:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-5-18 - Bill sits down with musician Al Jourgensen. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life (Pulse) Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipReCruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe: My listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.Simplisafe.com/BURR Squarespace: Head to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BURR Fast Growing Trees: Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. And listeners to our show get TWENTY PERCENT OFF their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 58m

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Bill Burr

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31,941 Ratings

Little green men

Mar 6

Lord Dizzle

Now, if you drink enough NyQuil, and set an alarm, you will wake up covered in gremlins.
BSB

Mar 12

Ub40soon

Old Bone Saw Billy use to be one of the funniest people on the planet. Now he’s just another hypocritical millionaire. With love from Boston.
Move on

Mar 10

BullyBoy BullyBoy

Bill barely has a flicker of funny remaining from a once roaring explosion of funny
Still good, outrage is fake

Feb 9

jslberto

Literally none of the people pretending to be angry for this Saudi thing are serious about it. If you’re mad that a comic got paid to make people giggle you’re the type of person that no one wants to hang out with anyway, and you should find a way to turn into a grownup.