Monday Morning Podcast

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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati

7h ago

Human Accomplishments, Woody Woodpecker, Talkative Women | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-26

Bill rambles about human accomplishments, Woody Woodpecker, and talkative women. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-13-18 - Bill rambles about food processors, red heads in movies, and dating sites. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Glen Campbell - Witchita Lineman (Live on the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour) SimpliSafe: Celebrate their anniversary with us and save 60% on your new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to http://www.MintMobile.com/BURR ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with code BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR CashApp: Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/lcfm4iwf #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
3d ago

New York Interactions, The Blame Game, Traveling The World | Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-26

Bill rambles about New York interactions, the blame game, and traveling the world. SimpliSafe: Celebrate their anniversary with us and save 60% on your new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to http://www.MintMobile.com/BURR ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with code BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR CashApp: Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/lcfm4iwf #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aug 3

Flag Shorts, AC/DC in Vegas, Weight Loss Tactics | Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-26

Bill rambles about American flag shorts, AC/DC in Vegas, and weight loss tactics. Zip Recruiter: Try it for free today at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit Hims.com/BURR SquareSpace: Head to http://www.SquareSpace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off a new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 30

Matcha, Falling Down Stairs, Destroying Books | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-26

BiIl rambles about Matcha, Falling Down Stairs, Destroying Books. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-30-18 - Bill rambles about Texas, nutrition, and lesbian dating advice. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ritual Breaks - Power Over Me Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Get 20% off better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com using the code BURR at checkout TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 27

Palm Springs, Pancakes, Public Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-26

Bill rambles about Palm Springs, pancakes, and public surveillance. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Get 20% off better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com using the code BURR at checkout TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 23

Julian Casablancas | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-23-26

Bill rambles with Julian Casablancas about The Strokes new album, Reality Awaits. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:40) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-23-18 - Bill rambles about Comic-Con, conflicting nutritional advice, and Russia. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Strokes - Tyrants of the Mellow Moon Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide Jack Archer: Go to http://www.JackArcher.com, and use promo code GETJACK for 15% off your first order, and see why thousands of people have given the Jetsetter Tech pant five stars SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com /BURR MintMobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to http://www.MintMobile.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 20

New Jersey, Rodney Holmes, 'And' 70s Movies | Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-26

Bill rambles about beautiful New Jersey, drum legend Rodney Holmes, and 'And' 70's movies. Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide Jack Archer: Go to http://www.JackArcher.com, and use promo code GETJACK for 15% off your first order, and see why thousands of people have given the Jetsetter Tech pant five stars SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com /BURR MintMobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to http://www.MintMobile.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 16

World Cup Takes, Creation, End Times | Monday Morning Podcast 7-16-26

Bill rambles about World Cup takes, creation, and end times. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-16-26 - Bill rambles about anger relapse, Eastern Europe, and Stealing the World Cup. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Ocean Avenue Policy Genius: Head to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with the code BURR Fast Growing Trees: Listeners get 20% off their order with code BURR at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill Burr

Host

4.7

out of 5

31,941 Ratings

Great guy

Jul 3

kimchi nick

Great podcast
Formally Funny

Jul 7

Sheep Herder

Catch his old specials, that’s all that’s left. :(
Go Knicks!!!!!!

Jun 7

WOLFHOMBRE

Only because I want to hear the story of Virzi crying.
I Still Like You ‘Billy the Racist’

Jun 1

LuvyDuvy22

Bill, you have mentioned Original Sin as an unfair concept yet every podcast you reference racism as inherent, uniquely white and widespread. All races have practiced racism though most individuals have not. Please step down from your elite leftist soapbox and be the sharply funny guy we all love. Whitey aint the enemy!