Legume Advisory Council

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  • 5.0 (3)
  • Comedy

The Legume Advisory Council is a reason to live again. The answers to life reside in the half-waking ramblings of tag-team janitors Esquire: Elliot and Jordan. Join us as we relate to you life’s newest oddities and contradictions. One part oddball humor, one part dry humor, and one part eating snacks, The Legume Advisory Council is your ticket to escaping the doldrums of everyday life, and live vicariously through the mundane lives of someone else. It only takes a couple listens to become a Legumite.

Episodes

  1. 07/04/2012

    Ep:12 Emasculador...a

    Special Guest: David Matthews!!! Lots of manly things! Train sausage, and Elliot totes doesn't leave to pee.

  2. 06/28/2012

    Ep:11 Almost Smeagol

    Alternate titles: Spaghetti Roast, Unicorn Road, and Ten Pounds of Fat Sir! You are not prepared. We are introduced to the voice of fat. Also, Dimples the clown makes an appearance. This episode is nothing but silly.

  3. 04/08/2012

    Ep:10 Dr. Doom's Rigid Skirt

    Episode X: We are back! But actually we were just recording from a distance. This ep feels a little like catch up, but we discuss nerding out, obscure autographs, SMUCKERS (tm) and holding things above your head. This ep is whack, dear Legumites.

  4. 03/22/2012

    Ep:9 Yep, Disembowled

    An episode to get you through that tedious drive. We talk about some things, and we eat some things, you know the drill. We get excited about the future of the L.A.C. while offering no real substance in the present.

  5. 03/17/2012

    Ep: 8 HD Muppet Ruffles

    We are sitting in the wrong seats! You just know this is gonna be wacky! Ironic letters, funky language, and lots of your favorite dead air! This episode may or may not be funny.

  6. 03/13/2012

    Ep:7 Most Boring Mother Ever

    Alternate episode titles include: Jaunty Little Sprig, Year of the Squirrel, and Jupiter is my favorite.

  7. 03/12/2012

    Ep:6 Crumpled Paper Collection

    In glorious episode 6 we take you into the nethers of our podcasting studio, and you learn what happens when there's no camera watching. Other topics of discussion include: Stupid things kids do, collections, cash money, and double imported things. It'

  8. 03/10/2012

    Ep:5 Nail Gun, Expletive!

    Episode 933: We talk fast in this one. Energy drinks having kicked in. Elliot says an 'expletive'. Stories of yore. Evil dummies, incorrect orders, and emails answered. Also a brief discussion of a possible impending zombie apocalypse. A discussion

  9. 03/08/2012

    Ep:3 A Wife In The Hallway

    Special guests appear in the form of poor impersonations and impressions, including an irishman! We discuss odd PB&J sandwiches, mongolian beef, and learn about Jordan's incredibly morbid metaphor for life. We eat more almonds.

  10. 03/08/2012

    Ep:2 Bowling Clothes

    NEW AND IMPROVED SOUND! SOUND QUALITY IS EXCELSIOR! It's LEAP DAY! We discuss leaping, lepers (however briefly) and bat-winged boars. Also we touch on nearly everything else whilst eating vegetable straws and almonds.

  11. 03/07/2012

    Ep:4 3000 Points Of Articulation

    POKEMON!!! In this episode, we run on fewer cylinders than normal. Bees in Turbans, Morgan Freeman, Star Wars and Stephen King's hideout are all points of interest. Join us.

  12. 03/03/2012

    Ep:1 Macaroons And Juju-bees

    Episode 312: We talk about microwaves, chicken teeth, and sleep deprivation.

  • 12 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

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About

The Legume Advisory Council is a reason to live again. The answers to life reside in the half-waking ramblings of tag-team janitors Esquire: Elliot and Jordan. Join us as we relate to you life’s newest oddities and contradictions. One part oddball humor, one part dry humor, and one part eating snacks, The Legume Advisory Council is your ticket to escaping the doldrums of everyday life, and live vicariously through the mundane lives of someone else. It only takes a couple listens to become a Legumite.

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    noreply@blogger.com (Legume Advisory Council)
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  • Episodes
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