Action Science Theatre

Dan Bond
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Action Science Theatre is a podcast in the style of a radio play, that mixes action, science, comedy and silly voices to create a welcome distraction from real life for 20 minutes or so. It is unquestionably the finest free online audio drama you can get without trying any others.

  1. 01/01/2017

    Aiming at the Shrew

    The Natural History Museum – a fine institution full of dusty, dead things. A bit like the House of Lords. Satire. But how do you get into the Museum’s collections? Win a raffle? The X Factor? Who knows? One man who hopes he does is Douglas Smith. Will he get his shrew past the tough entry criteria? Will he die at the hands of a psychotic doorman? Let’s find out! Tom Thomas – Dan Bond Douglas Smith – Matt Kirk Alexander Twitch / Fred – Brian Mackenwells Lady Elstree Loudmouse – Francesca Richards Betty Boxer / Market Trader – Anna Trapmore Billy Block / Doorman – Simon Wilson Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org and SoundBible.com

    24 min

  2. 12/05/2016

    Rights and Wrongs

    Things haven’t always been fair at Christmas. In the old days, before the Snapchat, some people didn’t get everything they wanted. Women. They haven’t always had it easy. But there are some who fight for their rights! And there’s no better time to do it than when the nights draw in and those shops open that only sell pointless gadgets. Grab yourself a mince pie, loosen your clothing, punch a reindeer, and listen to this eggy slice of audio fluff. Merry Christmas! Dr Henry Keys – Jamie Crowther Annabel – Elena Wright Elizabeth Thomas – Anna Wilson Nathaniel Thomas – Brian Mackenwells Patricia – Rhona Mackenwells Lydia – Debs Mckenna Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    17 min

  3. 11/04/2016

    Gibbon Half a Chance

    Ooh be do. I want to be like you. I want to walk like you, talk like you. Ooooh. Modelling yourself after successful people can have ups and downs. For every “being open to new ideas” there’s a “wake every morning at 4am”. If only King Louie understood that. Of course this is unrelated to our next episode which is about gibbon hunting. I don’t know why. Perhaps they know where the lost treasure of the Sierra Madre is? Join us! Hear the most convincing gibbon impression you will ever hear! Encounter romance! Feel confused! Professor Edwards – Dan Bond Professor Martin – Charlie Vicary Dr Holt – Georgie Longley Dr Baxter – Steve Pritchard Anusha Sharma – Sreya Rao Alex Thomas – Jack Brougham Gibbon – Michaela Livingstone-Banks (world’s leading gibbon call expert) Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    16 min

  4. 10/01/2016

    Breaking the Mould

    Aaaaaaaachoo! Oof. Sorry about that. I really must stop rubbing my face with things I’m allergic to. Like cats. Of course scientists are doing their best to cure us of diseases – and to do this they like to stick things in our crevices. Get ready for international travel! Animals! And lots of hot nose action! Lie back and think of the bacteria… Alex – Dan Booth Scott – Brian Mackenwells Merlin – Dan Bond Written by Dan Booth, Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    19 min

  5. 09/01/2016

    Not Very PC

    The 1980s. Cool music, solid haircuts, adventurous films and neoliberalism. Everything a decade should be. And it was when the big, successful computer companies started their rise. And not only the successful ones. Join us to for a story of the also-rans. The followers. The failures. The Great British computer companies. Chris Sessions – Brian Mackenwells Anna Sessions – Rhona Mackenwells Wendy King – Wendy Bradley Aaron Spector – Dan Bond Voice over – Dan Booth Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Music: “1980” by Frank Kleinwächter Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    15 min

  6. 08/01/2016

    Bullet Time

    Guns. Dangerous things. Well, one end is. Really as long as you’re not standing in front of the little bit on the front you’ll be okay. They never point that out in gun statistics do they? What about all the people who were BEHIND the gun? Having established that guns are safe, let’s use one to fire people to space! Woo! This is a great idea. Nothing can go wrong. Time for a warm audio ear bath. Dive in. Doc Daring – Dan Bond Annie Mosey – Francesca Richards Lady Joyce Gregory – Erin Burns Professor Ian Locke – Charlie Vicary Amelia Nelson – Georgie Longley General Haystack – Steve Pritchard Nelson – Dan Booth Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    21 min

  7. 07/01/2016

    Frank and Shine

    Scientists. What are they like, eh? Not content with filling the world with “facts” and “ideas” they’re also very fond of weird experiments. One minute you’re waiting for the 49 bus, the next you’re being attacked by a murderous fog that’s escaped from a laboratory. They also like removing and adding brains to things. And has that ever led to anything good? No. Well, that run is about to continue. Stick your ears right into this pile of noises, my friends. Dr Giovanni Anzelmo – Brian Mackenwells Inspector George Parr – Mike Macdonald Igor – Pamela Linnen Shoe Shine Mary / Frank – Debs McKenna Gisella Anzelmo – Wendy Bradley Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    19 min

  8. 06/01/2016

    The Shamhattan Project

    BOOM! I love mushrooms. They’re a tasty and healthy alternative to meat. And they’re great fried in butter, like so many things in life. But what about mushroom clouds? They don’t taste so good in garlic and breadcrumbs. How about an adventure about them though? That’s something you’d like isn’t it? Well, here you are. Sort of. Mind the Russian accents. Keep your hands inside the car. Away we go! Stanley – Dan Bond Carter – Jamie Crowther Ms Clarke – Victoria Maskell Ethel – Elena Wright Richard / Sheriff / Corporal – Simon Wilson Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells Produced by Dan Booth Music: Traditional Old Jazz Swing Classics 024 by PremiumMusic Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org

    21 min
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Action Science Theatre is a podcast in the style of a radio play, that mixes action, science, comedy and silly voices to create a welcome distraction from real life for 20 minutes or so. It is unquestionably the finest free online audio drama you can get without trying any others.

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  • Creator
    Dan Bond
  • Years Active
    2012 - 2017
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Dan Bond
  • Show Website
    Action Science Theatre