The Vacation Nerd with Patrick Wiscombe

Patrick Wiscombe

Everybody likes to go on vacation.  I’ve never found an exception to that statement.  Going on vacation recharges the mind and soul and yet it’s the one activity humans put off year after year because life gets in the way.  The entire purpose of this podcast is to help you get out and see the world.   We do that by helping you plan and book your next vacation or give you ideas where you should consider going next.  Plus, we give you the travel news that actually matters and general news that is simply entertaining.   Time is going to pass anyway, so you might as well do the things that inspire you.  This show is all about living life deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at this life so make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. I hope you enjoy listening.  If you do, please subscribe to the show and leave a  review.  Thanks for listening. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discuss during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's how to get a hold of me:   Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://www.thevacationnerd.co YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  1. 14h ago

    Episode 139: Over Water Bungalow Math

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. A great trip is rarely about one “perfect” destination. It’s about making smart choices that fit your budget, your time, and the experience you actually want once you arrive. We kick things off with quick travel news you can use right away, including Southwest’s move toward free in-flight Wi‑Fi for members, a fresh reason to look at Maui with the Royal Lahaina oceanfront spa reveal, and a new Pirates of the Caribbean themed bar at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom designed to feel like you stepped into the ride. Then we get into the kind of planning details most travel guides skip. A listener asks for a beachfront resort in the Florida Keys, and we break down what “beachfront” really means in Key West, which areas are closer to the action, and which resorts deliver the best mix of beach access, pools, and location. If you love the Florida Keys road trip, we also talk about why the drive itself is part of the vacation. Another listener wants Bora Bora but not the price tag, so we walk through affordable Tahiti alternatives like Moorea and even staying on the main island of Tahiti, plus a simple strategy to still enjoy an overwater bungalow without paying for it every night. After that, it’s all cruise news and cruise deals: Viking’s Nile River cruise in Egypt, Disney Adventure’s delay and what guests get, Galveston’s growing cruise scene, and luxury cruising with Explora Journeys itineraries that range from the Adriatic to an Amazon River adventure. If you want help booking any of these trips, subscribe to the podcast, share this with a friend who needs a getaway, and leave us a review. What destination are you planning next? This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  2. 1d ago

    Episode 138: Eating Sunscreen Ice Cream

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. Cancun is quieter than usual right now, and that’s the kind of travel signal we pay attention to because lower demand often leads to lower prices. We walk through a limited promotion that can save you up to $550 on a Cancun vacation when you pay in full at booking, plus why this might be the perfect time to lock in an all-inclusive beach trip. We also share Mark’s personal favorite place to stay so you have a concrete starting point when you’re comparing resorts. From there, we jump across the Atlantic to Malta, one of our favorite Mediterranean islands for travelers who want history and sun in the same week. With Valletta (a UNESCO World Heritage City), fortress walls, and layers of influence from the Romans to the Knights of St. John, Malta is a true crossroads of civilizations. We also talk snorkeling and scuba diving, how small the island really is, and which styles of hotels fit different trips. A big headline makes Malta even more accessible: Delta is launching seasonal JFK to Malta nonstop flights June through October. We round out the show with practical travel news and a fast-moving cruise segment: new airline power bank rules (and how to avoid getting tripped up), the US airport ranked worst for flight delays, a few cruise headlines that range from useful to bizarre, and five cruise deals of the week spanning the Mexican Riviera, the Western Caribbean, the Southern Caribbean, Norwegian fjords, and a bucket-list Hawaii-to-Tahiti sailing. Subscribe, share this with your favorite travel planner, and leave a review so more people can find the deals and destinations you’re hearing about. This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  3. 4d ago

    Episode 137: Barefoot in the Moist Airplane Bathroom

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. Your next trip can be made or ruined by the little stuff, and we get very specific about what “little stuff” really means. We start with long-haul flights: the habits that quietly wreck comfort (and sometimes the whole cabin), what actually counts as a long flight, and how to arrive with less jet lag. From bare feet in the aisle to neck pillows that backfire, sleep aids that go sideways, and the dehydration problem almost everyone ignores, we share the fixes that make travel days feel shorter and landing days feel usable. Then we shift into travel ideas you probably won’t see coming. New York City fans will want to hear about the Catacombs by Candlelight tour at the Basilica of St. Patrick’s Old Cathedral in Greenwich Village, a candlelit, history-rich experience that adds a different edge to an NYC itinerary. Families get a fresh option too: Universal is testing a smaller theme park built for younger kids in Frisco, Texas, with kid-sized rides, interactive play, splash zones, and familiar characters that make it feel more doable than an all-day mega-park marathon. The big feature is scenic rail travel on Canyon Spirit by Rocky Mountaineer, a premium train journey between Salt Lake City and Denver with stops in Moab and Glenwood Springs, hotel overnights (no sleeping on the train), included meals and drinks, and standout hosts who bring the route to life. We also hit cruise updates and real-world deals, from Star Clippers adding more inclusions to Royal Caribbean’s new Discovery class ships built to fit through the Panama Canal, plus a hosted British Isles sailing and American Cruise Lines savings in Florida. If you like practical travel advice mixed with genuinely fun trip planning, subscribe, share this with a travel buddy, and leave a review so more people can find the show. This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  4. 5d ago

    Episode 136: Stacking The Vacation Savings

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. One vacation idea can be good, but a handful of well-priced, well-timed options can change what you actually book. We’re sharing the travel news we’re tracking plus a packed lineup of deals, including a Costa Rica itinerary that combines volcano country with beach time and a cruise segment that’s overflowing with real-world pricing. We talk about why more travelers are returning to a travel advisor as trips get more complicated, and we dig into the latest airline headlines. The FAA is pushing airlines to reinforce emergency evacuation protocols, especially the “leave your luggage behind” message. We also unpack the Delta and Aeromexico partnership news and what open skies disputes could mean for routes and travel planning down the road. Then we get practical: a listener asks where to celebrate Halloween at a theme park beyond Disney, so we share options like Legoland’s Brick or Treat, SeaWorld’s Halloween events, and the bigger-scare atmosphere at Universal. From there, we lay out a Costa Rica vacation package strategy that actually flows, including why splitting your stay between Arenal and the Central Pacific can make the trip feel like two vacations in one. Finally, the cruise deals take over. We break down Viking’s new river and ocean cruise combinations, including itineraries that stack the Rhine with the Norwegian fjords, plus limited-time promos like reduced airfare and low deposits. We also cover American Cruise Lines expanding into Great Lakes cruising and new U.S. river routes, then run through a rotating list of weekly cruise deals you can find on BluePlanetVacations.com. If this helps, subscribe, share the show with your favorite travel planner, and leave a review. Where should we hunt for deals next? This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  5. 6d ago

    Episode 135: Hey, Nice Bag Sizer

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. Bag rules aren’t the most glamorous travel topic, but they can make or break your airport day and we start with a change that could speed up boarding: American Airlines moving bag sizers away from the gate. We talk through what’s actually changing, what isn’t, and how to think about carry-on size limits so you’re not stuck repacking at the worst possible moment. If you’ve ever watched a line stall because someone’s bag turns into a gate-checked surprise, you’ll understand why this matters. From there, we shift into trip ideas you can use right away. Southwest is launching seasonal service to Anchorage, which adds competition and can open up better Alaska flight options. We also geek out over a truly epic Africa itinerary that runs from Cape Town to Cairo, layering in Kruger safari time, Victoria Falls, Kenya’s Masai Mara, and a strong finish in Egypt with Cairo plus a Nile river cruise. It’s the kind of guided tour that turns a complicated, multi-country dream into a single, bookable plan. We also answer a listener question about Germany with only seven to eight days to work with. We lay out two clean approaches: a Rhine river cruise that packs in scenery and historic towns with minimal logistics, or a build-your-own trip anchored by Berlin and Munich, including easy wins like hop-on hop-off tours, WWII and Cold War sites, and classic Munich experiences plus day trips to Neuschwanstein and Dachau. Finally, we hit cruise news and Alaska cruise planning: MSC pushing into Alaska with sharp pricing and ship upgrades, Viking’s 142-day world cruise loaded with perks, and Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings rolling out a loyalty program that connects Norwegian, Oceania, and Regent. We close with practical Alaska advice on timing, whale watching, best ports, and two specific 2026 sailings that offer standout value and itineraries. If this helped, subscribe, share the show with a travel buddy, and leave a quick review so more travelers can find us. This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  6. Jul 14

    Episode 134: A Dirty Cathedral Walk

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. Three-hour lines to enter Europe sounds like a rumor until you’re standing in it. We dig into the EU’s new Entry and Exit System, why the first rollout created major airport delays, and what you can do right now to protect your itinerary. If you’re planning a Europe trip, a holiday connection, or a cruise that depends on tight timing, this border change is the kind of detail that can make or break a travel day.  We also talk about Jamaica after a direct hit from Category 5 Hurricane Melissa, including the early signals of what’s reopening and the island’s aggressive plan to get tourism operations back on track. It’s an honest look at how to plan responsibly after a major storm: what to confirm before you go, how to stay flexible, and how travel can help recovery when the timing is right.  From there we shift to travel inspiration and value, including Germany’s Christmas markets (Nuremberg vs Cologne, plus a strong case for Heidelberg) and a Frommer’s-style list of standout 2026 destinations like Jasper in the Canadian Rockies, Fiji, Oulu in Finland, Adelaide, and Vienna. Then it’s full cruise mode: MSC possibly building ships even bigger than today’s mega-vessels, Royal Caribbean expanding beach clubs to places like Santorini, and Viking reaching a massive 100-ship milestone. We wrap with timely deals, including Fiji airfare options and Viking river cruise promotions with free airfare on select sailings.  If this helped you plan, subscribe to the show, share it with a travel buddy, and leave a review so more travelers can find us. What trip are you planning next, Europe, the South Pacific, or a river cruise? This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  7. Jul 13

    Episode 133: Middle Seat Hotness (Hubba Hubba)

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. Black Friday travel deals can either save you real money or lure you into the kind of fine print that ruins a trip. We sort the signal from the noise, starting with airline changes that hit your wallet fast, like Delta’s new Comfort Basic fares. You still get extra legroom and some Comfort perks, but the restrictions look a lot like Basic Economy, including uncertain seat assignment and no redeemable miles. We also talk about Southwest’s hints toward airport lounges, premium seating, and more long-haul flying, plus a practical Hawaii travel update for anyone trying to get into Hanauma Bay on Oahu without the stress of full parking lots and early-morning lines. Then we get into the Black Friday vacation deals you can actually plan around. If guided tours are your style, we lay out Globus and Cosmos discounts for select 2026 departures and explain what separates a more budget-friendly tour from a more inclusive one. For travelers who love earning perks while they travel, Delta Vacations is a standout because bundling airfare and hotel can unlock better package pricing, SkyMiles member savings, bonus miles, and MQDs that help you reach Medallion status faster. The second half is all cruise news and cruise Black Friday sales. We cover Norwegian’s new Jacksonville homeport itineraries, what people are saying about Disney’s upcoming Disney Adventure and its Groot Galaxy Spin ride, and Margaritaville at Sea’s newest ship with a Zach Brown Band designed concert venue. We also highlight Avalon Waterways river cruise promos and a rapid rundown of the biggest cruise line offers from Azamara, Celebrity, Royal Caribbean, and Virgin Voyages. If you want to book smarter this Black Friday season, subscribe, share this with a travel buddy, and leave us a review so more travelers can find the deals that are actually worth it. This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

  8. Jul 10

    Episode 132: Supersonic Patient Pants

    SEND US A VOICEMAIL! Be part of the show. Tap or click the link to ask your travel related question(s)...or just say hi. Tell us your name and where you live. Supersonic passenger flights sound like a throwback, but the next wave may be closer than most travelers realize. We dig into the FAA’s steps toward allowing supersonic flight and why the biggest breakthrough isn’t just speed, it’s noise. With companies like Boom Supersonic and NASA testing designs meant to reduce the sonic boom on the ground, we talk through what “Mach 1.4” really means for travel time, comfort, and cost, and why a two-hour New York to Los Angeles trip could reshape premium air travel. Europe is the other big headline, and the story is less glamorous but far more likely to impact your next trip. We unpack ETIAS, the electronic travel authorization that keeps getting delayed, and we explain how the newer EES entry/exit biometric process is already changing airport lines in real time. If you’re planning EU travel, we share what to expect at passport control, how to budget time for arrivals and departures, and how to avoid confusion between EU requirements and the UK’s separate system. From there, we get practical about Caribbean hurricane season travel planning. We cover the real peak-risk window, why “hurricane season” doesn’t mean constant storms, how cruise lines handle itinerary changes, and why travel insurance only works when you buy it before a named storm. We also spotlight Fiji with two resort recommendations, plus a limited-time Fiji vacation savings offer and the international date line detail that surprises first-timers. If you found this helpful, subscribe for weekly travel news and deals, share the show with a friend planning a trip, and leave us a quick review so more travelers can find us. This episode of The Vacation Nerd podcast is present by Utah Valley Plumbing.  They know water and they know gas and they can solve your plumbing problems fast.  Schedule online or call them at (801) 515-3200. Support the show Thank you for taking the time to listen to the show.  There are literally thousands of podcasts from which you can choose, yet you listened to this show. The entire purpose of this podcast is to help people plan and book their next vacation or give listeners ideas of where they might consider going on vacation next.  Our goal is to help our listeners live their lives deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at life so you might as well make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discussed during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's my contact information: Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://thevacationnerd.buzzsprout.com/ YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd

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Everybody likes to go on vacation.  I’ve never found an exception to that statement.  Going on vacation recharges the mind and soul and yet it’s the one activity humans put off year after year because life gets in the way.  The entire purpose of this podcast is to help you get out and see the world.   We do that by helping you plan and book your next vacation or give you ideas where you should consider going next.  Plus, we give you the travel news that actually matters and general news that is simply entertaining.   Time is going to pass anyway, so you might as well do the things that inspire you.  This show is all about living life deliberately and intentionally.  You only get one shot at this life so make it count.  Make memories with those that matter most to you. I hope you enjoy listening.  If you do, please subscribe to the show and leave a  review.  Thanks for listening. TAKE ACTION:  Quit talking about going on vacation, just do it.  If you want more information about any of the destinations we discuss during the show, or have your own custom vacation in mind, I can help you.  Please call, text, or email me.   Here's how to get a hold of me:   Patrick Wiscombe Cell/Text:  (801) 874-7717 Email:  patrick.wiscombe@gmail.com Podcast:  https://www.thevacationnerd.co YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/@TheVacationNerd