Confessions of the Pickup Artist

Lorie Metz
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Confessions of the Pickup Artist is a hilarious, honest, and sometimes unbelievable look at modern dating through the eyes of someone who’s been off the market since 2000. From awkward first dates and outrageous pickup lines to red flags, green flags, and everything in between, each episode shares real stories—some firsthand, many borrowed from friends—that will make you laugh, cringe, and question humanity. Whether you’re single, taken, or just here for the drama, pull up a chair… the stories only get wilder.

Episodes

  1. One for The Ditch — A Cautionary Tale

    5h ago

    One for The Ditch — A Cautionary Tale

    🍺 One for the Ditch: A Cautionary Tale It was supposed to be just another date… Instead, it became the story of the guy who asked for two beers for the ride home at 4 a.m. Not only did he ask… he cracked one open while walking down the apartment hallway toward the elevator. Yep. You read that right. 🚩 Womp. Womp. In this episode of Confessions of the Pickup Artist, we’re unpacking one of those dating stories where every new decision somehow tops the last one. Looking back, the red flags couldn’t have been more obvious—but isn’t hindsight always 20/20? The funniest part? She didn’t end it there. Nope. She kept seeing him. Whether it was optimism, curiosity, denial, or simply wanting to believe people deserve another chance, we’ve all ignored a red flag or two. This episode is a hilarious reminder that sometimes the universe practically hands you an exit sign… and somehow you still miss it. If you’ve ever stayed a little longer than you should have, overlooked the obvious, or later found yourself thinking, “What was I doing?”—this one’s for you. Pour yourself a drink (maybe save it until you’re actually home), and join us for another unbelievable dating confession.

    7 min
  2. Coffee, Chaos & Cocktail-a-Doodle Doo

    5h ago

    Coffee, Chaos & Cocktail-a-Doodle Doo

    Welcome to Confessions of the Pickup Artist. Real stories. Real lessons. Usually learned the hard way. ☕️ Episode 1: Coffee, Chaos & C**k-a-Doodle-Doo is live now.

    7 min
  3. Hello — I am the host of Confessions of The Pick Up Artist

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    Hello — I am the host of Confessions of The Pick Up Artist

    Meet the Host I'm Lorie. Mom. Story collector. Professional red-flag spotter. 🚩 Join me on Confessions of the Pickup Artist as we unpack real stories, questionable decisions, and the lessons learned the hard way. 🎙️

    1 min

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Confessions of the Pickup Artist is a hilarious, honest, and sometimes unbelievable look at modern dating through the eyes of someone who’s been off the market since 2000. From awkward first dates and outrageous pickup lines to red flags, green flags, and everything in between, each episode shares real stories—some firsthand, many borrowed from friends—that will make you laugh, cringe, and question humanity. Whether you’re single, taken, or just here for the drama, pull up a chair… the stories only get wilder.

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