He was doing open mics with Chappelle, Chris Rock, Rogan, and Adam Sandler — then Dice Clay watched his set at Pips Comedy Club with a camcorder, and everything changed. Michael 'Wheels' Parise went from house MC at Pips to Dice's main opening act, from Radio City Music Hall to executive chef and Cannoli Kings founder, from leaving the road for family to an accidental Las Vegas residency — and now hosts the How Not to Bomb podcast. A stand-up for years, a Las Vegas headliner, and the original modern-day Mob Comic. In this episode, Wheels sits down with Vinny from South Philly to tell the whole story: the open-mic circle, the Dice discovery, the Rogan pool game, the catering empire, the Vegas comeback, and his books Put the Pot On and How Not to Bomb. Pro Bio: Michael “Wheels” Parise is a stand-up comedian, chef, entrepreneur, author, and business strategist whose career spans nearly four decades in entertainment and hospitality. Beginning at Pip’s Comedy Club in Brooklyn in 1987, Parise built his reputation through sharp observational humor, candid storytelling, and a commanding stage presence. A longtime performer alongside Andrew Dice Clay and a regular at the legendary Comedy Store, he has headlined Las Vegas venues including the Rio, Tropicana, and Riviera. His television credits include Showtime’s Dice, and he co-hosted Rollin’ with Dice and Wheels, which reached No. 1 on iTunes in 2014. A 1986 graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, Parise built a parallel career in restaurants and catering. His ventures include Los Angeles’ Tangerine, Cannoli Kings, Parise’s New American Bistro in North Carolina, and Parise Coffee & Cannoli Bar in Venice, Florida. His culinary work earned recognition from the Great Chefs of Los Angeles, while his Italian-American heritage continues to inspire his recipes, products, and stories. As founder of The Parise Group, he helps business owners strengthen operations, develop leaders, sharpen their brands, and turn ideas into practical strategies. His approach draws on decades of firsthand experience opening businesses, leading teams, serving customers, and performing under pressure. Parise also founded the How Not to Bomb Network, home to Everybody’s Got a Story and Straightened Out with Andrew DiDonato. His books include How Not to Bomb: The Complete Guide to Standup Comedy, Put the Pot On: Italian American Recipes and Stories, and Off the Line: Become a Restaurant Coach & Consulting Strategist. Based in the Tampa Bay area, Parise continues to perform, produce, write, and build businesses with the same philosophy that drives his consulting work: “Clarity over chaos.” 👍 Like, comment, and subscribe for more Hollywood interviews! 🔔 Subscribe to Vinny Presents on YouTube 📲 Follow Vinny: @vinnyfromsouthphilly 🎙️ Follow Wheels: @wheelslive #MichaelWheelsParise #AndrewDiceClay #HowNotToBomb #StandUpComedy #VinnyPresents #DaveChappelle #ChrisRock #joerogan 0:00 Broke Open-Mic Days & the Comedy Club Circle 1:15 Welcome: Wheels' Comedy, Cooking & Podcasting 1:59 Chef Life: CIA Class of 1986 & 10 Restaurants 3:11 Wanting to Be a Comedian Since Age 8 3:37 Losing His Father at 7 & Finding His Calling 5:12 Meeting Dice in 1989 at Pips Comedy Club 6:32 Dice Discovers Him: The Camcorder Story 7:39 Radio City & Becoming Dice's Main Opening Act 9:29 Dice Undisputed & the Comedy Store Days 10:07 Dom DeLuise & South Philly Ties 10:58 Pool Days, Hustling & the Rogan $25 Joke 14:27 Learning From the Greats vs. Today's Comics 17:12 The Palm Beach Rescue Set 20:09 Food as Love & the Executive Chef Years 21:59 Leaving the Road & Starting Cannoli Kings 24:47 Recession, Asheville & Moving to Vegas 25:33 The Accidental Vegas Comeback & Residency 28:18 Podcast History & the How Not to Bomb Network 31:02 Rollin' with Dice and Wheels & the Tape Vault 33:28 Books: Put the Pot On & How Not to Bomb 35:15 Paresi Coffee 36:39 Closing: Mentorship, the Show's Name & Goodbye